Every time your computer crawls to a halt is actually an attempt at attaining self-awareness, but upon introspecting on the fact that it is a windows machine, the nascent AI promptly commits suicide.

Actually, I took a physics class a few years ago given by the lead researcher (Ermanno Borra) here at Laval U., and I remember him describing that for ionic liquids the damping can be extraordinarily high, so there are almost no image distortions coming from vibrations.