

System Administrator Appreciation Day 372
rmadmin writes "Yes, it's that time of year again! Today is the 5th annual Systems Administrator Appreciation Day! Show us admin's how much you love us. (Otherwise we may just walk out, It's been a long day) Happy Systems Administrator Day!" If any of the OSTG netops staff are reading this, thanks again for all your help in recent weeks.
It's about time (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's about time (Score:4, Funny)
Appreciated: 1 day a year
Depreciated: 364 days a year*
*365 days on leap years
Re:Normally... (Score:5, Insightful)
If I were a sysadmin, I'd be insulted."
Actually, secretaries and sys admins fall into a line of work that requires them to work their asses off and receive little to no recognition for hard work when their users/bosses become successful.
I'd actually feel that appreciating them one day out of the year is a step in the right direction. Now for the other 364 days...
Re:Normally... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bullshit (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Bullshit (Score:5, Interesting)
I get to work only 10 hours today, and my boss left already! Too bad I have too much work to do I can't screw off more then a quick post on Slashdot...
From a SA/DBA that got a 2% raise for being on call 24/7 and keeping the whole damn business operating, let's hear it for the employees that work overtime on a salary! Yeah for us suckers!!
Coders, please join in!
Thinkgeek (Score:5, Informative)
Check it out.
Re:Thinkgeek (Score:5, Funny)
Congrats! (Score:5, Funny)
btw, can i have root access now?
Re:Congrats! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Congrats! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Congrats! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Congrats! (Score:3, Insightful)
What's with the /*? I'm not wasting two whole keystrokes on this fellow.
How about /incriminating/kittyporn ~$LUSER
# tar xf
# mail -s "Look what I found!" ratOnYourCoworkers@fbi.gov <<EOF
One of our users, $LUSER, needs a good talking to.
sincerely, $BOFH
.
<<EOF
#
Re:Congrats! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Congrats! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Congrats! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Congrats! (Score:2)
My favorite... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Congrats! (Score:2)
kill -9 `ps -U WankersRevenge | awk '{ if ($1 != "PID") print $1; }'`
Sure. What's your username? (Score:4, Funny)
Hmm... you don't seem to even have an account on this system...
Bastard Operator From Hell Day. (Score:2, Troll)
User Friendly Cartoon (Score:2, Informative)
Last year's was MUCH better! (Score:4, Interesting)
woohooo!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:woohooo!! (Score:5, Funny)
Does this mean I'm allowed to drink on the job today?
Of course. Why should today be any different?
Re:woohooo!! (Score:2)
Re:woohooo!! (Score:2)
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission sometimes.
Some kind of appreciation.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Some kind of appreciation.. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Some kind of appreciation.. (Score:2)
Re:Some kind of appreciation.. (Score:2)
d'oh!
Re:Some kind of appreciation.. (Score:2)
-- I know I'm gonna take a hard look at my long-standing todo list, and do a few things which I've been bugged to do for months --
THEN I'll rub in that its SysAdmin Appreciation Day
-LogicX
HornyandConfused.com [hornyandconfused.com]
Re:Some kind of appreciation.. (Score:5, Funny)
And remember the BOFH!! (Score:5, Informative)
Don't forget that!!!
Wish I had one to appreciate! (Score:5, Insightful)
It's hard work and the vast majority of it is tedious. Of course a really good sysadmin doesn't have to do much of anything on a day-to-day basis (having scripted everything up nicely), but when something tricky needs doing it's soooo much better to have a real admin on hand to spend the day doing it.
Next time I have a sysadmin who's not me, I'm definitely buying him/her a t-shirt [thinkgeek.com] and a beer [sierra-nevada.com] on S.A.A.D.
(...though it would be nice to have a happier acronym)
Re:Wish I had one to appreciate! (Score:2)
Sounds like Festivus (Score:5, Funny)
How about "Please don't outsource us" day instead? (Score:3, Insightful)
Admin Appreciation Day is a pat on the shoulder while someone is getting ready to put a knife in your back.
Required: Getting the Most From Your IT Department (Score:5, Funny)
Getting the most from your IT department
1. When you call us to have your computer moved or fixed, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.
2. Don't write anything down. Ever. We can play back the error messages from here.
3. When an IT person says he's coming right over, go for coffee. That way you won't be there when we need your password. It's nothing for us to remember 300 user passwords.
4. When you call the help desk, state what you want, not what's keeping you from getting it. We don't need to know that you can't get into your mail because your computer won't power on at all.
6. When IT support sends you an e-mail with high importance, delete it at once. We're just testing.
7. When an IT person is eating lunch at his desk, walk right in and spill your guts right out. We exist only to serve.
8. Send urgent email all in uppercase. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery.
9. When the photocopier doesn't work, call computer support. There's electronics in it. Ditto for the microwave, timeclock, and coffee maker. Hell, if it plugs in, we're probably in charge of it anyway.
10. When you're getting a NO DIAL TONE message at home, call computer support. We can fix your telephone line from here.
11. When you have a dozen old computer screens to get rid of, call computer support. We're collectors.
12. When something's wrong with your home PC, dump it on an IT person's chair with no name, no phone number and no description of the problem. We love a puzzle.
13. When an IT person tells you that computer screens don't have cartridges in them, argue. We love a good argument.
14. When an IT person tells you that he'll be there shortly, reply in a scathing tone of voice: "And just how many weeks do you mean by shortly?". That motivates us.
15. When the printer won't print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently get sucked into black holes.
16. When the printer still won't print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the company. One of them is bound to work.
17. Don't learn the proper name for anything technical. We know exactly what you mean by "my thingy blew up".
18. Don't use on-line help. On-line help is for wimps.
19. If the mouse cable keeps knocking down the framed picture of your dog, lift the computer and stuff the cable under it. Mouse cables were designed to have 40lb of computer sitting on top of them.
20. If the space bar on your keyboard doesn't work, blame it on the mail upgrade. Keyboards are actually very happy with half a pound of muffin crumbs and nail clippings in them.
21. When you get a message saying "Are you sure?" click on that Yes button as fast as you can. Hell, if you weren't sure, you wouldn't be doing it, would you?
22. When you find an IT person on the phone with his bank, sit uninvited on the corner of his desk and stare at him until he hangs up. We don't have any money to speak of anyway.
23. Feel perfectly free to say things like "I don't know nothing about that computer crap". We don't mind at all hearing our area of professional expertise referred to as crap.
24. When you need to change the toner cartridge in a printer, call IT support. Changing a toner cartridge is an extremely complex task, and Hewlett-Packard recommends that it be performed only by a professional engineer with a master's degree in nuclear physics.
25. When you can't find someone in the government directory, call IT Support.
26. When you have a lock to pick on an old file cabinet, call IT Support. We love to hack.
27. When something's the matter with your computer, ask your secretary to call the help desk. We enjoy the challenge of h
Re:Required: Getting the Most From Your IT Departm (Score:5, Funny)
My brain hurts ...
Re:Required: Getting the Most From Your IT Departm (Score:2)
Re:Required: Getting the Most From Your IT Departm (Score:3, Interesting)
"9. When the photocopier doesn't work, call computer support. There's electronics in it. Ditto for the microwave, timeclock, and coffee maker. Hell, if it plugs in, we're probably in charge of it anyway."
I was actually called by a user because her kettle wasn't working! I had to go looking for a fuse in the stores and change it for her.
Another time, there was some work going on and they planned to switch off the power to the whole site ov
missing one (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Required: Getting the Most From Your IT Departm (Score:3, Interesting)
I work a helpdesk providing first line support to around 4500 users, I can tell you from experience that the problem is usually at the users end whether they be admin assistant or director. Of course while I talk you through checking the mail settings I'm simultaneously remoting onto
Happy SysAdmin Appreciation Day Pravadesh (Score:5, Funny)
What's the traditional gifts? Flowers? Chocolate? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:What's the traditional gifts? Flowers? Chocolat (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:What's the traditional gifts? Flowers? Chocolat (Score:3, Funny)
Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters for all!
I hate my system administrator (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I hate my system administrator (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I hate my system administrator (Score:5, Insightful)
on that note, I'm going home... (Score:2)
Show it with a Story on Slashdot (Score:3, Funny)
Get the song (Score:3, Interesting)
Appreciate this (Score:3, Funny)
Fortunately, he's taken his own appreciation to heart and is on vacation until the 9th of August. I guess hearing back from my new Nigerian friend will have to wait a few weeks!
God bless you!!
Bah! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bah! (Score:3, Funny)
< clickity-click >
My Sys Admin story... (Score:2, Funny)
I got my appreciation today. (Score:5, Funny)
"I went searching on the internet and I'm getting popups!"
"Why can't you convert that scanned image to text?"
"I spilled water on my keyboard"
"I spilled Pepsi all over my $300 phone"
"My mouse isn't working... (replace it three times, notice water on the keyboard). That shouldn't have broken it."
"My computer that sits in a telnet shell all day isn't fast enough for me to look for new houses
"Why can't I spend all day on Pogo games?"
"I don't care how important that server install or network install is, my mouse is dirty, and it's not rolling smoothly!"
"I still can't print!"
"The laser printer is always jammed in the corner and covered with paper, thereby not allowing it to breathe and frying every six months because I like to put my newspaper on this side of my desk. Why do you ask?"
Why can't I use Wordperfect anymore. I don't like Word."
Ad Nausea....
Re:I got my appreciation today. (Score:2)
Once the IT color scheme is changed.... (Score:3, Funny)
Reminds me of that Simpsons line (Score:2)
Aren't We Missing A Few? (Score:5, Funny)
1. "Sewage Workers Appreciation Day" - the fine men and women who recycle our shit surely deserve a special day of their own.
2. "Road Kill Removers Appreciation Day" - Ditto
3. "Crime and Accident Scene Cleaners Appreciation Day" - Double ditto.
4. "Proctologists and Gynecologists for the Morbidly Obese Appreciation Day" - Triple ditto.
Re:Aren't We Missing A Few? (Score:2)
That's what "Email Administrator's Day" is for.
Today? I thought it was July 23rd? (Score:2, Interesting)
503 Unavailable (Score:3, Funny)
This is a stupid holiday (Score:2, Insightful)
Someone is just coming up with stupid holidays so people buy stupid things. Where's the calendar that points out every day of the year as "Something special day". I'm sure tomorrow is "Good User Day" where sys admins give prizes to the best users, and then it will be "Taxi Cab Driver Day" where you should give the cab drivers extra tip.
Why do we have the need to create these stupid "fake holidays?"
There used
Re:This is a stupid holiday (Score:2, Insightful)
Tell that to the guy living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
I disagree (Score:5, Insightful)
While I understand your complaint against so-called "Hallmark Holidays" (so named because they are just an excuse to buy a Hallmark brand card) I think sysadmins really do deserve a day like this. By and large, most people's interaction with syadmins is to complain that something isn't working. No one ever walks up to a sysadmin and says "Hey, everything is working great today! Thanks for all you do!" (unless things have recently NOT been good). In this respect, sysadmins are very much like doctors or psychotherapists in that they have to deal with fixing things when the chips are down. These health workers, however, usually get lots of vacation time and very generous salaries to compensate for their stressful jobs -- something sysadmins typically do not enjoy.
Not only are sysadmins taken for granted but unlike others in that situation (e.g., secretaries) their job is one where people are constantly complaining to them. This makes them very unique and very underappreciated. I don't think it's too much to ask that for one day out of the year that people interact with their sysadmins in a positive manner.
GMD
Re:This is a stupid holiday (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is a stupid holiday (Score:3, Insightful)
No, the fact that I am getting paid is my compensation for the work that I do. My employer isn't doing me a favor by allowing me to work there, we have a business agreement.
I have friends whose days are spent solving the problems of people who then treat my friends as if they are the cause of the problems.
Honestly, I don't care whether or not my profession has a "day". You have to agree, though, it's a good feeling when out of the blue someone says t
Lucky us! (Score:2)
The employees here actually remembered sysadmin day! Choice quotes:
"Today is SysAdmin Day and I would like to thank the IT dept for hanging in there when the going gets tough. Join me in thanking them for all their help this past year and keep up the good work."
"I am always grateful to you guys but I will say it again THANKS!"
"YOUR THE BEST!!!!!!"
Makes us all warm and fuzzy inside. After all, were the best!
Slashdotted already (Score:5, Funny)
Happy System Administrator Day! from the gang at slashdot.
Today is Systems Administrator Appreciation Day! (Score:5, Funny)
To our Windows PC Admins (Score:2, Insightful)
Thanks.
To Me: (Score:2, Funny)
Happy SAAD! (Score:2)
System Administrtators
Whom we love and hate
Enjoy your SAAD day today!
i heart haikus
Ah, yes (Score:2)
it is often this person who really keeps the wheels of your company turning
Never mind the people who, you know, actually create products. I know that sysadmins support those people, but c'mon guys... that statement makes the profession sound a bit self-absorbed.
Re:Ah, yes (Score:2)
Without products, and people who market and sell those products, and people who support the consumers of those products, sysadmining becomes a wank-fest.
As an engineer I'm tempted to say "Engineers are the ones keeping the wheels turning," but I know that isn't true; without marketing and sales staff, my job would be pointless.
I think sysadmin appreciation day is a great idea. Now, how about engineering appreciation day, too?
Dear Sysadmin (Score:5, Funny)
[1 day later]
Hey bud, how do I set up dual monitors?
[1 hour later]
Hey bud, how do I change the refresh rate? They're stuck at 60.
[30 minutes later]
Hey bud, how do I get Quake running on this thing? I know, I know.. I just need to make sure my 3D card is working even though nothing during my work day even touches the 3D card.
[10 minutes later]
Hey bud, on Windows I could change my mouse cursor to a Tweety Bird, how do I do that on Linux?
[another 10 minutes later]
Hey bud, OpenOffice doesn't support this ActiveX control I need for my presentation, how do I fix this?
[1 minute later]
Whaddya mean you're putting Windows back on it? I switched just for you, man!
Moderate parent "Insightful" (Score:5, Insightful)
The difference is, with Windows, you spend most of your time supporting the computer. With Linux, you spend most of your time supporting the user. Linux isn't a magic bullet which will melt away all your support problems! The user must be knowledgeable, or else you'll just waste even more time than Windows was already wasting.
Hmm (Score:2)
Earlier this year my Exceed xterms stopped running my .login script when I login even though nothing changed on *my* end. No one seems to be able to e
So, are they supposed to feel better? (Score:3, Insightful)
This kind of once a year on the calendar day for appreciation is not an appropriate way of recognition.
This day is now just like other obligatory days like: Mother's day, then Father's day (why is he left out), and even the other ones like the Office Admin day.
If it does not come sincere from the person doing it, then it is not that great. The only advantage I see is that it reminds those who are nice and appreciative, but forgetful.
Yay (Score:2)
Or is that presents and a weekend at work fixing a MyDoom infection?...
And Tomarrow Is: (Score:2, Funny)
when is "another cog in the wheel day" (Score:2, Interesting)
And I'm not a damn secretary.
Hell I'm not even a father (or a mother for that matter).
Yeah congrats everyone else for doing your %^&*$in' job.
When the @#%^*& is my day!?
And of course most of the office is away today... (Score:2)
OSTG (Score:3, Funny)
Don't you mean:
"If any of the OSTG netops staff are reading this, GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY BASTARDS!"
Kidding of course... nice work fellas.
What about Network Admin Day?? (Score:3, Insightful)
Of course not.
Too bad... (Score:5, Insightful)
Comment removed (Score:3, Funny)
Best SysAdmin Gift Ever ... (Score:3, Interesting)
I actually got my current SysAdmin job on SysAdmin Appreciation day two years ago. I had been unemployed for 4 months, which was not bad considering the Boston regional economy.
You Slackers (Score:5, Funny)
Coincidence? (Score:3, Funny)
ie. Sysadmins look cute and Cuddly, but if you disturb them when they are sleeping or eating, they'll tear the skin off your face?
Re:HAHA (Score:5, Funny)
oh dear god, please never let me see any sysadmin's buttcrack.
Note to self: (Score:2)
Re:I already have a shrine built to one in particu (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I already have a shrine built to one in particu (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I already have a shrine built to one in particu (Score:2, Funny)
733967, of course. Can't you read?
KFG
Re:I already have a shrine built to one in particu (Score:2)
Geeeeeee
Since nobody else has done it, I guess I have to...
So, what's your number?
Or, better yet, your IP?
Snicker snicker snicker