Comment MS Visio (Score 2) 889
I know there are alternatives, but none can match up against Visio.
Given that it's named after becoming profitable for the year, I think "Jew Friday" would make more sense. Well, aside from the whole Christmas thing.
*ducks*
Absolutely disgusting!!!! You are a horrible human!
Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company. "Ever since they threatened to fire me."