Yes, you. I hope you're sittin' pretty high on the metaphorical (or physical, what do I care) hog. I'll keep this short, but I've noticed that in my 10+ years of Slashdot-journalling, there's one thing I can count on: I never expect this entry to last quite so long, nor do I expect myself to live quite so long. So, let's see who outlives who.
HINT: PROBABLY MY JOURNAL.
Anyway, if you can read this, 2020 karniv0re, you're in one of 3 states: