
The Best and Worst Technologies of 2003? 451
Phoe6 asks: "Last year, at Hexadecimals discussion group we shared a news that Worst Technology of 2002 was TIA (Total Information Awareness by DARPA).
What is the Worst Technology of 2003? For the Best, Time Magazine seems to have adjudged Steve Jobs' iTunes as the Invention of 2003.
What are your ratings?"
iTunes for Windows (Score:2, Funny)
Re:iTunes for Windows (Score:3, Insightful)
It isn't even the best of 2003! (Score:3, Insightful)
I mean come ON, how many free rides does Apple get? I like Apple, they have great designers, but don't you think it's kind of retarded to give best invention/product to a product that is, in essence, just a rip off on numerous products already made? Not only that, but don't you think its a sad statement on Apple AND The industry if we give props to a program that is neither original nor all that great?
I mean let's see here. First you have the annoying fact that iTunes is sooooooo horribly limited from a
Re:It isn't even the best of 2003! (Score:4, Informative)
Slashdot Subscriptions (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Slashdot Subscriptions (Score:5, Funny)
It's OK, you don't have to.
Worst invention: OSDN Personals (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Worst invention: OSDN Personals (Score:5, Funny)
Shy, pasty, antisocial geek seeks like-minded sentient girlfriend to share parent's basement. Slashdot subscribers need not apply.
Re:Worst invention: OSDN Personals (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Worst invention: OSDN Personals (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Worst invention: OSDN Personals (Score:5, Funny)
Hey -- don't say anything bad about Slashdot personals! That's where I plan to meet my future ex-wife.
~jeff
Hmm (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Hmm (Score:2)
i notice that you didn't say "two and three-fifths". interesting. i vote for the best techs of last year (in no order)
can you imagine how crappy 2003 would have been without those things?
FREECIV 1.14.1, BABY, YEAH, BABY, YEAH! (Score:3, Informative)
I'de have to say... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:I'de have to say... (Score:5, Funny)
And remember, urine control
Re:THAT'S NOT A LINK, DUMBASS, THAT'S JUST A URL. (Score:5, Insightful)
It is possible that if you had left off the "DUMBASS" the poster whom you corrected might have seen your post and thought, "hark, a link _would_ be more useful than a URL. I shall use that next time." Instead, with your technique, the poster might think, "Oh my, I am truly a DUMBASS. Since I can't do anything right I may as well not post at all... sniff," and we would miss the benefit of his knowledge.
Thank you for your informative viewpoint, but please keep in mind that we all learn faster we use our polite voices. Have a nice day!
TW
My Pick and Pan (Score:2, Interesting)
Pan: SCO - do I need to list the reasons.
SCO Doesn't Qualify (Score:3, Funny)
PowerMac G5 (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:PowerMac G5 (Score:5, Informative)
Re:PowerMac G5 (Score:2)
sun, dec (alpha), and amd too.
So, this means you can completely saturate say, your hard drive bus while keeping your CPU to memory bus completely untouched.
i'm nitpicking here, and i know what you meant, but you just described dma, not independent busses. for newbies, it's the same difference as between a ethernet hub and a switch.
Re:PowerMac G5 (Score:3, Insightful)
So, I should have used more specific terminology describing point to point architectures that do not share a common bus, which is decidedly not dma.
Re:PowerMac G5 (Score:3, Interesting)
You now, 10 years ago I would be most annoyed with this. I mean, part of the reason I went with the PC was because of the massive amount of legacy ability. I could, for example, run a copy of ms-dos v 1.1 {now with graphics} in the event that I actually needed to. Downward compatability one of the major things that sold me on the PC.
In the year 2003, I could care less about downward compatability. I can get new versions o
Best technology (Score:5, Interesting)
Worst Technology of 2003 (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Worst Technology of 2003 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Worst Technology of 2003 (Score:4, Funny)
haven't found the weapons; did find the victims (Score:3, Insightful)
+ 1983: 8,000 Kurds rounded up an executed
+ 1988: The "Anfal campaign" 180,000 Iraquis disappeared
+ 1986: Sarin, VX, and Tabun chemical weapons kill between 8,000 and 24,000 Kurds, injure thousands more. There are pictures of the attacks where you can see the gas over the villages and pictures of the victims, not to mention Iraqi documentation.
+ 1991: Tens of thousands of Shites killed
+ Iran-Iraq War: Up to 1
Re:haven't found the weapons; did find the victims (Score:3, Insightful)
This is correct, and some liberal commentators said that the war was just
Abandonware, maybe (Score:4, Insightful)
Abandonware is a 'had it, but sold/disposed/threw it out'.
We know he had them, the UN knows he had them, *he* knew he had them. His Kurdish and Iranian victims certainly knew he had them.
Go back a few years and ask Al Gore about Saddams WMD's. Ask Hans Blix. Ask Tom Daschle. Jaques Chirac. John Kerry. Madeline Albright. See what they say. [davidstuff.com]
They were all campaigning hard to go to war, because we knew (or they told us) that Saddam had, and was building more, WMD's. Now, because Bush says the same things and actually does something about it, suddenly it's all a falsehood. An 'illegal war'.
Why weren't you yelling "vaporware" when Clinton attacked with those cruise missiles?
The real question is...what happened to all that stuff? Did he, in fact, dispose of it? Well WTF didn't he provide unambiguous proof of that? Or is it merely buried out in the desert, like they did with some frontline aircraft.
"It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons."
--Sen Hillary Clinton, Oct 10, 2002
"If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear. We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's weapons of mass destruction program."
--President Bill Clinton, Feb. 17, 1998
Re:Worst Technology of 2003 (Score:3, Informative)
You see, it was never a question of whether or not Iraq actually had the weapons. The world saw him use them, for cryin out loud. The question now is what has happened to the weapons. The UN told Iraq they had
Re:Yeah But We WON (Score:2, Insightful)
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I *hate* that argument. It's so stupid. Of *course* we won the war!!! We're the United States! Were we expecting to *lose*? It's like saying that the war was right because we found Saddam. Of *course* we found Saddam! We're the United States! Were we expecting not to find Saddam? Thinking that maybe one man would somehow elude the grasp of the most powerful nation on earth???
We went to war over WMDs. We went to war because we were lead to
Re:Yeah But We WON (Score:2, Insightful)
The most dangerous people in the human history have been those who have an unwavering right in their own righteousness. Hitler, Stalin, Jesus, several Popes and so on.
Re:Worst Technology of 2003 (Score:3, Interesting)
http://projects.sipri.se/cbw/research/factsheet-1
According to the Stockholm International Peace Research Institute, they are probably German or Japanese. In fact, they explicitly ruled out the possibility of them coming from the US.
The Slashdot DDos: What about the children? (Score:5, Funny)
Firstly, I don't think the blame for this DDoS can be centered on just one person or group. Obviously, those who attacked Slashdot are to blame, as are Slashdot's sysadmins, and the people at Arrowpoint. And secondly, the costs of this are much greater than you might think.
I have an eight year old daughter. We had a family pet - a rabbit, black, named Midnight, and my daughter was very fond of it. Midnight, sadly, passed away about two months ago. A week or two after Midnight died, my daughter came to me in tears and asked me, "Daddy, why won't God bring Midnight back? I've been praying like Deacon Simmons told me to."
Naturally, I had to think about how to respond to this. I finally answered, "well, honey, God is a little like Slashdot. He can seem arbitrary, cruel, and unresponsive, but he's really a nice guy who's just a little out of touch and is a little slow at responding to requessts."
This was fine, and I thought that would be the end of it. However, when Slashdot went down last week, my daughter burst into my den, positively sobbing and wailing, and managed to choke out "Daddy! Daddy! I can't get to Slashdot!" "Honey," I said, "it's just a website." But, between sobs, she said, "but you said God is just like Slashdot, remember? Does this mean God is dead?"
I tried to console her as best I could, but nothing seemed to work. When Slashdot came back up, she seemed to return to normal, but she hasn't been quite the same since. She doesn't ask me about God so much any more, and she seems less interested in Church.
As a good Christian, I will turn the other cheek, and not call for the punishment of those responsible. But to the heinous criminals and negligents responsible for this, I must ask, how do you feel about destroying a small girl's sense of innocence and wonder about the world? About crushing her childish dreams and idealism? About shattering her faith in God and his benevolence? About possibly having crushed her soul and emotion forever, leaving her to live the rest of her days in spiritual agony as a broken, scarred husk of a person?
I hope all of you think long and hard about what you've done. What is the soul of a child worth, next to a few double-checks of the router?
Thank you.
Re:The Slashdot DDos: What about the children? (Score:2, Funny)
Electronic voting machines (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Electronic voting machines (Score:5, Informative)
SATA (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:SATA (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:SATA (Score:3, Insightful)
However, isn't SATA150 itself faster then most modern HDs can handle? And for that matter, isn't PATA133/100 still far too fast for most modern HDs? Correct me if I'm wrong, please...
Re:SATA (Score:2)
Re:SATA (Score:2)
SATA... popular? I dunno about that.
I upgraded my home and work PCs in late 2003, for the first time in 5 years. IDE ribbons still everywhere inside -- though it's nice that they now have handles molded onto the connectors to make them easier to detach.
It generally takes a couple years between when a hardware technology is introduced, and when it truly starts to become popular. My PCs both came with floppy drive controllers and PS/2 keyboard and mouse connectors, even though USB's been mature for years
Re:SATA (Score:2, Interesting)
Politically Correct (Score:3, Funny)
Hey, no worries about politically incorrect "master/slave" references anymore...
Re:SATA (Score:3, Informative)
The dual-boot WinXP/Gentoo box I'm using right now disagrees with you. I let LILO write itself to the MBR on /dev/hdb. The first block of /dev/hdb is then copied to a file on a floppy:
mount -t vfat /dev/fd0 /mnt &&
dd if=/dev/hdb of=/mnt/bootsect.lnx bs=512 count=1 &&
umount /mnt
Upon booting into WinXP, the flie is copied to c:\ and boot.ini is modified to add a Linux boot option...something like this is added after (or before) the WinXP
Bouncing balls... (Score:4, Funny)
Segway (Score:2)
Re:Segway (Score:2)
Re:Segway (Score:2)
Re:Segway -- I meant WORST (Score:2)
NO! I meant to say WORST invention of the year.
Re:Segway -- I meant WORST (Score:2)
In any case, I think you were right, you got the year wrong, since it was released in 2002.
Hey, I left off a bullet item in my list:
Agreed - the Worst (Score:2)
Now, as an adult I find out they want me to ride a scooter with big ugly wheels. Grrrrrrrr.....
Linux (Score:4, Interesting)
Longhorn (Score:3, Interesting)
Right before windows XP came out, the majority of home/business users were finally 'getting it' -- they were figuring out the filesystem, the menus, etc.
Then XP came out and turned their world upside down. Sure you can revert the theme and menus back to win2k, but I don't know anyone that has done that. Not to mention new features integrated into explorer, like CD burning and MP3 playing. Quite a steep learning curve for XP's majority users.
Longhorn is going to come out, and users buying a new Dell or Gateway will get it automatically. Sidebars, and SQL data storage? Their world will be turned upside down once again.
Re:Longhorn (Score:2)
Mentioning it this year is just...foolish. Remember, windows 2k came out late and Win98..well just remember it wasn't exactly 1998.
Re:Longhorn (Score:2)
That's funny, I'd say at least 4/5 of all the XP machines I work with have been reverted to the classic style.
Re:Longhorn (Score:5, Insightful)
Even though I'll be marked Troll, I have to say this is the dumbest thing I've read in the past week. Longhorn is nonexistant as a operating system. It is a concept in the minds of project managers, designers, and a few MS fanboys/girls. They have some work done, maybe some betas that do fandangly something-somethings, but imagine all the cancelling of features and unintended feature creep that will occur between now and it's released date of 2006(?). Anything that exists as "Longhorn" today, will bare only slight resemblance to the "Longhorn" that will be released "whenever". So if you are calling it a "best" then hold your guns, it could diminish into a pile of steaming poo in 2 years and not ever be released. if you are calling it a "worst", then also hold your guns. It could improve into a top-notch computer operating system by learning from mistakes of the past.
Simply mentioning such a premature thing as the best/worst of 2003 it idiotic. Longhorn has not had any significant impact on anyone at all.
"Then XP came out and turned their world upside down. Sure you can revert the theme and menus back to win2k, but I don't know anyone that has done that."
I did exactly that on my parents machine. It wasn't hard. Most people who have used a previous version of windows to a moderate (daily) extent would be able to find information on how to go about doing so.
"Longhorn is going to come out, and users buying a new Dell or Gateway will get it automatically"
Have people you know buy locally. You'll get better support, better hardware and you can probably have them install whatever OS you want or do it yourself. "If it aint broke, don't fix it"
DVD multiple formats... just have one! (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:DVD multiple formats... just have one! (Score:2, Informative)
The VCR format war lasted roughly from 1975 to 1985.
Re:DVD multiple formats... just have one! (Score:2)
Blu-wav.
Start planning a wake for your old DVD player, because the lack of a pause at layer change is way more than enough reason to early-adopt a blu-wav player.
The inevitable shrinking of feature-film DVDs to 3-inch discs will attract the proles.
Re:DVD multiple formats... just have one! (Score:3, Informative)
I heard that it even has an article [slashdot.org] about how there are yet more competing standards for the next generation of DVD.
Worst Technology. (Score:2, Troll)
The Worst is Yet to Come (Score:4, Funny)
Probably it's some bio-tech invention we haven't heard about, which is going to render us all sterile and hairless, several years from now.
-kgj
Re:The Worst is Yet to Come (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, wait...
Best and Worst of Tech (Score:3, Interesting)
Worst: Spammer Viruses
Re:Best and Worst of Tech (Score:2)
I just wish law enforcement would make some kind of effort to get the gangs using the trojan network for spamming (or anything else!), I setup my own RBL for my server and I add the IPs from all incoming spam I get and it is doing very little to slow down the flow of daily crap.
What really makes me mad is that the stuff that seems to make it through the most is the porn, enlargement and other nonse
Windows 2003 (Score:2)
You have obviously never used it. (Score:2)
It makes my nipples hard when I use MSC and the revamped policy tools. And XP theme/DirectX9 capabilities lurk underneath for when you need to be distracted.
It's great. It also doesn't look like complete ass with a half-done icon set and primary colors. Grey and blue and antialiased. Works for me.
Re:Windows 2003 (Score:4, Interesting)
Windows Server 2003 has the ability to do things that previous versions couldn't even fathum from a programming aspect. The networking aspect is about a thousand times better with the ablity to (not super dooper but good anough that anyone with experience with routing couldn't work something to just make it work).
Understand that I'm a born Linux user myself, and I end up installing Cygwin, Mozilla (Firebird mostly), GCC, Apache, PHP, Perl, TLC, and about a hundred other Linux tools on just about every windows machine I come across that I have to use for more then 10 minutes. I know that Windows has querks but I would rate it towards the top in this case.
Re:Windows 2003 (Score:2)
Microsoft development is what the reporter says when they announce the latest windows worm that jumps through your software firewall uses your bandwidth to help host ebay or some such. Please note that the only time you EVER got rapid Microsoft response to this development was when the worm in question was using vulnerable windows systems to ATTACK MICROSOFT.
TIA is not entirely dead -- it's being outsourced (Score:5, Informative)
I was reading an article in a recent issue of DefenseNews recently where they were reporting that a lot of TIA isn't being scraped, it's being given over to private contractors to perform. The feds still think it's a wonderful idea to track everything we do, they just don't want to so directly involved for political reasons. Private companies are not subject to these sorts of pressures and have considerable leeway on how much tracking of customer information they perform. So DARPA is looking to them to do most of the work and simply provide the government with the processed information.
Remember folks, just because CNN says that TIA is over doesn't make it so, necessarily. The privacy vs. terrorist-defense war isn't over -- it's just beginning. And next time, the government won't be so bloody obvious about what it's trying to do.
GMD
Worst technology: Disposable Digital Camera (Score:5, Interesting)
MY 2 cents: (Score:2, Funny)
EFI - worst technological idea (Score:4, Interesting)
Worst technology introduced. MS/Intel
Replaces traditional PC BIOS and Consumer Rights simultaneously.
Singing Fishes (Score:5, Funny)
Best and Worst (Score:5, Funny)
Worst: GE Bathtub Toaster ( fresh hot toast while you bathe )
Re:Best and Worst (Score:5, Funny)
So: the concept here is... what? You clone a supermodel, raise her from infancy to adulthood, then have sex with her?
That's pretty fucked up. (Not to mention the 18-year wait.)
Re:Best and Worst (Score:5, Funny)
And you only have to wait 14-16 years(incidentally also the best age for natural self-replication) with models. Unless you prefer women in their prime (30 yrs.)
Nevertheless, the ROI is huge even if only 1 out of 10 model clones make it Super.
Re:Best and Worst (Score:2)
Worst Technology of 2003 (Score:2, Interesting)
Plus, with OS X Panther, I have 95%+ of the Longhorn "Innovation" today - tell me why I should wait three years?
The Best, the worst and the ugliest (Score:4, Informative)
1000 DPI Optical Gaming Mouse! (Score:2)
Probably the completion of the human genome mapping. [ornl.gov]
Re:1000 DPI Optical Gaming Mouse! (Score:2)
A lot is made about this "event," but really it's a little arbitrary. The whole project is over a decade long, build 33 (the "complete" build) was a little like a 1.0 release for a software project - while certainly an improvement, it wasn't drastically different from the build before it, nor the build after it.
The greatest achievements of the project are the technologies developed over the last decade, the run up to the "completion" is just a lot of ted
My Picks for Worst (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:My Picks for Worst (Score:3, Interesting)
Reason why I think it's one of the best inventions: I never seemed to have a camera around when I wanted one until now. And there are a lot of cool things you can do with a camera when one is around all the time.
Cool things to do with camera phones:
- Shopping in the "real world" and see something cool that you'd like to check out on-line later? No problem. Take a picture of the tag or box and you'll get the exact product number, etc without having to do a bunch
Same as last year (Score:2)
Worst: DRM and anything like it. It threatens to turn me into Gollum.
"ITS MINE, My computer is MINE!!!! Myyy PRECIOUSSS! DRM is trickies. WESSS HATEEEESSSS them."
To make TIA successful (Score:2)
Rename it TnA and then hold a referrendum.
Simultaneous - RFID tags (Score:4, Insightful)
I can see the arms race now. RFID tags, RFID countermeasures.
Stores selling things by RFID, and claiming countermeasures are the providence of theives (echos of RIAA, MPAA).
Sigh.
Worst invention? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm thinking Diebold voting machines (Score:3, Informative)
Gas powered children's toys (Score:4, Interesting)
I woke up on Christmas to little kids driving up and down the street on gopeds and mopeds outside my parent's house. At first I thought they were battery powered and didn't go very fast, but I was apparently wrong. They honk at each other and idle them outside, polluting the air in more ways than one. They fly down the road faster than anyone without traffic sense should be allowed. And people wonder why americans are generally overweight and unhealthy.
So in evaluating technologies as best and worst, are there any personal feelings people rate these with? Personally I would say that improvements to communication and travel are good because it brings family and friends closer - 1200 miles doesn't seem as far as it used to, and it's a lot cheaper to get there (It was actually cheaper for me to drive home for Christmas than fly this year). On the other hand, people like my father refuse to use a self-propelled lawn mower because it forces him to get some routine exercise. He wouldn't say it's a bad technology, just not useful to him.
Network Solutions DNS Search (Score:5, Funny)
Shudder...
OnStar for Both (Score:3, Interesting)
Best because (among other uses) if your car gets ripped off, they can find it fast.
Worst because it can be used as vehicle-embedded spyware.
iTunes is not a technology (Score:2)
I personally have no interest in using any of these flashy new online music stores. Until they are DRM-free, use an open protocol (ie. cross-platform), and offer lossless formats, just say no. In the meantime, support only independent artists.
Give me a GXX DXXXXX break! (Score:3, Insightful)
Steve Jobs is an asshole. His products are constantly being praised by the societal elite, but you know what? No one else cares! Apple has held a consistantly small market share for 15 years. The Apple faithful will continue to be, the rest of the world will continue to not care.
Personally I think that iTMS is pretty cool, but so what? How is it the best technology of 2003?
My vote would be for cheap ($100) dual format +R/RW & -R/RW DVD writers.
LK
the best technology is easy.. (Score:4, Funny)
Easily the best technology of 2003 was the Slashdot Dupe-Post-Checker(c). Using the up-to-now unknown technologies of "regular expressions" and "pattern matching", the wiz-kid staff at Slashdot was finally able to automatically check if a story had already been posted before.
Oh wait, I'm getting ahead of myself.. that isn't due out until 2004, right? Or maybe it's just vaporware..
Worst Tech of 2003? (Score:4, Insightful)
ActiveX Spyware. Looks like an official message from the OS, better click on it.
MP3 players under 256 megabytes. Look ma! I have the convience of spending over 200 dollars for something that barely holds more music than carrying around a el-cheapo CD player and two CDs, plus with the added advantage of lossy compression!
The Color T-Mobile sidekick. "Whoops, we screwed the pooch on licensing so we're going to remotely delete your games. Also, there is no software to download from developers. Enjoy your vendor lock-in!"
Anything targeted at "business people." "Oh hi IT department. I saw a cool ad for this treo/PDAphone/speech2text/etc but I'm too stupid to read the instructions so lets setup a time where you can train me on the stupid stuff I can afford to buy every week and then never use again."
Email to phone services. "Now I can get spam read to me by a computer voice on my cell phone!"
"Speed-up" dial-up web proxies that cost almost as much as DSL. Geez people, just get the damn DSL line.
Segway HT Has yet to revolutionize anything but has shown us how the media can be exploited for free advertising.
Red Hat Linux.
RH:Screw you guys, we're going corporate, you know, where the money is.
ME:But, but I'll pay you for updates! In fact I do!
RH:Too bad kid.
Lindows. Worst. Name. Ever. Its like a Sonyo or a Magnetbox.
Windows/Office activation. Pain for when you need to re-install and pushes people back to the 2000 products.
Cellphone earpieces with hanging mics. You look like a crazy person talking to yourself. No really, you do.
AGP 8x Thanks for making my old AGP cards obsolete and bringing back old PCI cards for PCs that don't need kick-ass 3D.
Best tech:
Alltheweb.com Google now has a kick-ass competitor.
The T-mobile sidekick. Once you get over the vendor lock-in its the best mobile browser out there, sans java-script.
The Treo600. Camera and all the palm apps you can handle and it plays MP3s.
Google text-ads. This should be self-explanatory.
Mandrake policy. Nice to see a distro care enough to say how long they're willing to support the product.
Gnomemeeting. Its like a big geek party.
DVD players that can play SVCDs. Finally.
Adapative spam filters. Just golden.
The Firebird/Thunderbird projects. Bye, bye IE/Outlook on windows.
Wifi everywhere. Love it.
Re:100billion and still counting (Score:2)