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Journal Journal: And my work is done 17

The great conservative harrassment experiment has pretty much run its course. I was able to get in a few well-deserved jabs at the goose-step set. Some of them were annoyed so much that they decided to start a mod-bombing campaign against me and those who posted in my journal.

So, I'm declaring that this little experiment is over. I am satisfied that I proved quite conclusively that conservatives would kill you if they could.

I have a new project underway, which will further expose these little fascists for what they are. Unfortunately for my fans, the progress of this project will not be public until it is complete. When it's done, perhaps in some months' time, I will reveal all the details in this journal.

Hugs and kisses too all on my freaks list. I couldn't have done it without you.

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Journal Journal: Example of the mod-bombing

Here's a comment that was modded up when it was posted, and days later has been modded down as flamebait. It wasn't flamebait, as anyone who knows the history of Hubble's gyroscopes will attest to.

comment is here

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Journal Journal: One asshole with mod points

As an experiment, I refrained from posting for the weekend. Just as I suspected would happen, one idiot with mod points went through and assigned negative numbers to some of my posts. Looks like three comments were modded down, though they were already at +4 or +5. Then two other people were modded down just for posting in my journal.

This is what the right-wingers do for fun, when they aren't lying or swindling, that is.

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Journal Journal: Seen on Slashdot. I didn't write it. 3

"I'm a Republican (a poem)"

Oh, I'm a Republican
I got a small schling
I like to bomb niggahs
and make a lot o' bling

I got a bunch o' friends
in high up places
They helps me get dem
government graces.

You think I'm smart
I just know who's who
I couldn't run a fruit stand
without the red white & blue

I fancy myself
A brilliant tactician
But neither me nor m'buddies
Could even pass basic trainin'

See, I'm above all that
A fightin' and shootin'
I just say "Sic em!"
Then run the other direction

Don't need no history
Don't need no schoolin'
I got my ideology
To keep me a shootin'

Liberals! Faggots!
Commies and queers!
Socialist hippies
Full o' pussy tears!

I'll drop some crap
about Jesus the Christ
You'll buy it all
and vote for me twice

'Fact, Jesus is comin'!
Real soon, now!
So we gotta prop up Israel
That ol' sacred cow

Propaganda's m'friend
But I calls it "fact"
Even though I don't read
'Cept for Chick tracts

Facts? No! Don't need em here!
We're conservatives! We work on FEAR!
Don't like what we say?
Well FUCK YOU, bud!
We'll shove it down yer throat
and tell ya it's good!

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Journal Journal: The true face of the right wing 18

This is a pile of hate mail that was sent to Margaret Cho because she said some bad things about the fuehrer.

----- Original Message -----
From: chris
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 6:01 PM
Subject: hi

Fuck you you oriental cunt. you are not even an american. You are soooo stupid. Go fuck yourself and go back to Asia you slanted eye whore.

----- Original Message -----
From: chris
Sent: Sunday, January 18, 2004 7:42 PM
Subject: Sorry

I'm sorry Margaret. Please accept my apology. I was wrong. We differ on opinion when it comes to politics. What I e-mailed you was wrong. It was hate filled and that is not the kind of person I am. Please forgive me.

----- Original Message -----
From: Dave
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 4:19 PM
Subject: Comments about Bush

Given your recent comments about President Bush at the awards, you obviously have no problems with personal attacks.
Therefore I thought I'd take a moment to let you know that most people think you are a no talent, fat, washed up a-hole.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Tom"
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 6:33 PM

which way does your pussy slant, baby? this is important, since you are
certainly quite unfunny.

----- Original Message -----
From: Mike
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 9:30 AM
Subject: your parents must be proud

of what?

who knows.

their daughter is an insecure, arrogant, butt-ugly, obnoxious, potty-mouthed, uneducated, fat liberal who makes fun of God and christians all the time.

(funny how that works, ...God has the power to simply SPEAK the entire world into existence, and idiots all over his creation make fun of him, regardless of what he has in store for those who choose NOT to believe.)

Put the cheeseburger down, pull Clinton's dick out of your mouth, and wise up. Because the people who adore you have AIDS for a REASON.

----- Original Message -----
From: petey
Sent: Tuesday, January 20, 2004 4:11 PM
Subject: President Bush

Hey Margaret,
Don't say anything bad about my president, you fat piece of Mongolian dogshit. Go back to your own Country if you don't it here. And as a comedian, you are a sad joke.

----- Original Message -----
From: sjoyce
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 9:40 AM
Subject: Move comments

Just a quick note to let you know that after reading your comments from the move on . org awards I was disgusted. Your comments were totally uncalled for. Why don't you you take your fat slant eyed head and go back to China.

F__k You

----- Original Message -----
From: lloyd
Sent: Monday, January 19, 2004 6:48 AM

Just another stupid lesbo chink

----- Original Message -----
From: lloyd early
Sent: Monday, January 19, 2004 2:31 PM
Subject: Re:

I have class. Something you clitoris suckers know nothing about.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Steve C
Sent: Tuesday, January 20, 2004 5:43 AM
Subject: Fuck You Wang Chung

You are a no talent hack ! Go back to whatever third world country your
family hails from. Isn't it great that we live in a country where I can
tell you to go fuck yourself ? The only thing funny about you is when
you pour your fat ass into the tight leather outfits. Start shopping at
Lane Bryant !!

----- Original Message -----
From: Dave & Debra
Sent: Tuesday, January 20, 2004 12:08 PM

On you comments about Republicans. After reading you gibberish, You have proved to the world what a true fucking idiot you really are. By the way, after you receive enough money from the dumb shit libs that buy your trash, you might consider buying a new face. Your about the ugliest fucking cunt I've seen plastered in public for sometime. Hell, If I shaved my dogs ass and made him walk backwards he'd look better than you Cho.

---- Original Message -----
From: bass
Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2004 12:49 AM
Subject: Don't Worry

I know they said: Fuck You you oriental bitch . You are not even an american. You are soooo stupid. Go fuck yourself with that nigger rapper D and go back to Asia you slanted eye whore.
and I know they said:Why don't take your slant-eyed ass back to the orient if you don't like it here, you worthless troll.

and I know they said:most people think you are a no talent, fat, washed up a-hole

and I know they said you are a butt-ugly, obnoxious, potty-mouthed, uneducated, fat liberal who makes fun of God and christians all the time.
and I know they said: Why don't you you take your fat slant eyed head and go back to China

and I know they said: I am hoping you develop breast cancer or contract a flesh-eating disease and pass it on to your whole f'n family... you bitch.
and I know they said:You sure are UG-LY.
and I know they said :in this country, you can look like a stuck pig (see You must admit you are one ugly bitch in this picture. and spout inane, vulgar, untruths....that are bought only in your adopted home town.

and then they said: b!tch I am from the south and proud of least I can't be blindfolded with dental floss. And I saw your picture from the other night and it looks like you have more chins under your mouth than you had at your family reunion

and then they said:

Harro ms cho

light ring rut here. we grive u new klorian name, u = wan fat ho u arsso Femernazi too. and big blitch

If you cant trake humor...dont dish it lite?? slant eye

hoo coome uo face soo flat like pamkake

last kreston jokie for you! Wat you crall 2 Klorians with headcold ??? answer..".gook, gook atchew.."

I know that this is what they said, but most just want you dead. A disease to this nation. A cancer upon our country. I can only pray that you will be defeated and destroyed for the good of all......

----- Original Message -----
Sent: Thursday, January 15, 2004 8:11 PM
Subject: Re: Abolish/Boycott (Closet) Racism & Stereotyping


Thanks for bringing the e-mail to Margaret's attention. Please let Margaret know that I am a comedian also, I will soon go into a studio to record my material and send it to her for production. My routine is like hers--sick, vulgar, profane, and so left-wing. Here is some of it.

"I was hangin out the other day and looked back into the dressing room of the show I was attendin. I saw Margaet Cho sucking pimple juice off Chuck D's dick! Ha ha. After Chuck D dropped his load on Margaret, I saw her bend over for Al Franken, Ha ha. Well Al, the big fat liar was too puny and soft for Margaret so she got his left wing nut in her mouth and bit it, ha ha. Then Margaret started telling Julia Stiles how much she loved blondes and that all Koreans wanted to suck a white blonde leftist pussy, ha ha. So Julia bares her left-wing free speech clitois for Margaret, who looked at it and said, "Wow, just like the American Constitution, I love free speech and pussy at the same time. Can I talk dirty to it Julia?" Ha ha."

Well Karen, that is all the material I have at this time. I know it is not quite up to the left wing hate mongering of Margaret but I'll work on it.

Have a big left wing laugh there. I love Margaret's free speech models.

----- Original Message -----
From: David
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 9:28 AM
Subject: Bush Bashing

You are a f'n loser... I am hoping you develop breast cancer or contract a flesh-eating disease and pass it on to your whole f'n family... you bitch.

It is liberal democrats that are f'n up the world. Women have had over 40,000,000 abortions in 30 years, that more lives killed then men in this country have killed in all the wars we have fought in combined. At least men can claim they did it in the name of LIBERTY and FREEDOM, women claim they kill in the name of CHOICE?

----- Original Message -----
From: Wes
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 9:04 PM
Subject: I wish for unlimited abortions

That way your mother could still abort you. You are about as funny as you are good looking. By the way, thanks for convincing my family to vote for George W. Bush.

----- Original Message -----

From: Sped
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 6:24 AM


----- Original Message -----
From: Sped
Sent: Thursday, January 15, 2004 7:50 AM
Subject: Re: Appalling Emails

Harro ms cho

light ring rut here. we grive u new klorian name, u = wan fat ho
u arsso Femernazi too. and big blitch

If you cant trake humor...dont dish it lite??

last kreston?? wat you crall 2 Klorians with headcold ???
answer..".gook, gook atchew.."


----- Original Message -----
From: Cathy
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 5:32 AM
Subject: Pictrure on Drudge Report

After seeing your picture (ugh) on the Drudge Report, I can certainly understand why you are a lesbian. I'm sure all the straight men in the world are happy about that too. You sure are UG-LY.

Cat in TEXAS

----- Original Message -----
From: "David"
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 4:59 AM
Subject: Comments at

Dear fat gook: I was disappointed to read your remarks today on Drudge.
I was disappointed to read that you are just another Hollywood

Instead of trying to be funny, why don't you devise a plan on
terrorism? What would and your Hollywood buddies do, other than gobble
knobs? Talk is cheap.

Love you long time.

----- Original Message -----
From: Rick
To: ;
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 8:32 AM
Subject: Asain loser

Your an overweight idiot that has no talent except shock comedy. Impressive.....

When you came to Hawaii I found you kind of funny except that you used profanity too much and now I see why. You don't have enough talent to make jokes that appeal to anyone except a bunch of clueless college students. It's a safe bet you can't go any further than that because a Chinese Rosie O'Donnell is about as desirable as an overflowing toilet, which most of your race based jokes sound like.

BC in '04!!!

----- Original Message -----
From: "Abig"
Sent: Thursday, January 15, 2004 12:27 PM
Subject: moveon meeting

You are an unfunny gluttonous drunken drug addict with little talent who
mocks your own race to eek out a living. You are an incredidble contribution
to the human race...NOT!

Pissed yourself in bed lately?

---- Original Message -----
From: R
Sent: Thursday, January 15, 2004 5:30 AM
Subject: You go girl

You go get the fuck out of the country if you hate it so bad. Spcialist party members such as yourself and the rest of the hollywood ilk that infests this country should leave just like some of you promised. But then again you're the party of rapists, murderers, thieves, pornographers and the like. Why we would expect anythig different from people so full of hate and contempt for anything good my country stands for.

I swore to defend my country from enemies foreign and domestic for 15 years but its people like you that make me sick knowing I and many others have given our time and lives to defend assholes like you. You're nothing but a two bit skank and I hope you choke on that microphone!!!

----- Original Message -----
From: Jim
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 2:33 AM
Subject: Regarding Your Bush Comments

Gee! Now that it is open season on blogs, how about coming down to my pig farm. You look like some good stock to breed with my pigs. In fact, if I have one that looks exactly like you I can sell more pigs to the Chinatowns across the U.S.

It is too bad your such a stupid arrogant idiot who life is full of pampering and stupid left wing ideology. It is just too bad that you give a fuck less about the people who have been murdered, tortured and raped in Iraq, or the other 100 millions of people that have been killed throughout the last 70 years because of leftist thinkers who support tyrants and dictators like yourself. Too, bad you're too stupid to understand. What a pity, what a waste of talent.

However, not is all wasted if you come down to my pig farm. In another month it will be breeding season.

----- Original Message -----

From: David
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 8:10 AM

After the event, the only thing I find funny about you is that melon head flat face of yours! Now that's funny! Not your political tanting....take a vacation back in the homeland of your forefathers and see how that works for ya!

----- Original Message -----
From: dennis
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 7:04 AM
Subject: comment about the asian pig

I saw your thing on Drudge Report. You and your people are abortionist bitches. With Thank said, I do wish your mothers had the foresight to have had abotions.... you fucking bastyardettes would not be here destorying our society.

----- Original Message -----

Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 6:53 AM
Subject: You stupid cunt

Your a dumb,queer,ugly,fucking zipperhead that don't know shit about politics.Do you really think that you are going to change anyone's mind about this President.I can't wait to hear all of you fucked up liberals cry when Bush wins 48 states.
By the way did I tell you YOU SUCK

----- Original Message -----
From: TEAK
Sent: Friday, January 16, 2004 4:26 PM
Subject: What's the problem?

What did I say that gets you liberals so worked up(I forgot liberals don't work).Lets be fair.
I am a White-Male-Heterosexual-American-Conservative.I can't help it if only a few of us got all the right stuff from GOD.I am not very educated,have a small gut,am balding,have hemeriods,two kids that love me,and a wife that doesn't.
Now I have stated my side very frankly.
Lets look at yours.Are you overweight?Yes.Then you are fat.
Are you asian?Yes.Then you are a zipperhead.
Are you gay?Yes.Then you are a queer.
Are you on the wrong side of the political spectrom?Yes.then you are a liberal.
Is any of that a LIE,or liberal spin?No.Than you suck.
Most of the mail I have received since my first one has been filled with as much bad stuff as I used.I used the same as Miss Queer did when she stood on a stage and berated my president.If she can use that language,and you can use that language,than why can't I?
Don't be mad because GOD gave it all to GOOD Americans like me.Be greatful you live the the Greatest country GOD ever made.If you are woman, get a sex change.If your queer you can go back in the closet where you belong.If your fat you can go on a diet.If your ugly you can have surgery.If your a liberal you can read the Limbaugh letter,log onto Drudge,and listen to Hannity.Or read Ann Coulter.There is hope for you assholes.I hope I have been of some assistence.If I spelled anything wrong,or used bad grammer,it is because I was educated in a public school run by a liberal teachers union.Their is nothing you can do if you are not an American.GOD can only fit so many of us in here.

----- Original Message -----
From: Jack
To: ''
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 6:39 AM
Subject: Bush hatred

Boy, you just crapped in your lunch pail, everyone in my office just read the transcript of your little childish display at that moveon hate bush bash. All in our office despite our political persuasions thin you have hit the wall. We have decided that we will not attend any concert, watch any cable or pay per view engagement you are connected with and will aggressively go on the offensive to have you labeled what you are, a tasteless parasite. We have penned a letter of our feelings and we are sending it to all media outlets, entertainment channels and other pertainent entertainment officials. Good Luck with your life, you just lost many loyal fans.

Our office group

----- Original Message -----
From: Nancie
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 7:47 PM
Subject: What's the difference ...

What's the difference between Margaret Cho and a pig?

The pig weighs much less and has better manners.

----- Original Message -----
From: Faust
Sent: Thursday, January 15, 2004 8:05 AM
Subject: HI ARSE

how droll of you you fat ass

----- Original Message -----
From: Bobbie
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 4:54 PM

I am a republican and far from stupid. You however are an ignorant ass wipe!!!!

----- Original Message -----
From: Steve
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 3:07 PM
Subject: Socialist/Leftist Garbage

Why don't you take your extreme hateful left wing trash talk..... say to Cuba permanently! You leftist nitwit. I will never watch any of your "performances" and If I come across you on the telley I will change channels immediately. You truly are a socialist PIG.

God bless America and God bless George Bush!

----- Original Message -----
From: "mike"
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 12:40 PM
Subject: bush

How did your head get so big? I mean, physically, its bigger than Rosie's!!!
It has got to be more than 8 pounds. Just the size of it is enoorrmousss.

Oh, and I like my 10 commandments. thanks and Fuck you.


----- Original Message -----
From: "Daved"
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 12:11 PM
Subject: moveon

Oink oink

----- Original Message -----
From: Hawk
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 10:32 AM
Subject: News photo

You're fat. You used to be sort of attractive, but now you look like Roseanne. If you were smart or funny it probably wouldn't matter that you are fat, but sadly you're not smart or funny. The transcript of your comments from the the event indicates that you are just a fat has-been that isn't particularly bright. Too bad... there was once a time when I thought you had some minuscule particle of promise. Well, I have to go now, but please feel free to drop me a line, and please spell out the curse words those dots and dashes are very annoying. What does F--k You mean anyhow? Does that mean Fuck You?
Very Best Regards,

----- Original Message -----
From: "Venturini"
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 10:10 AM
Subject: republicans

Isn't it true that margaret truly started supporting Democrats when she
found out that they were letting fat brunettes suck their penises????

----- Original Message -----
From: Bill
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 9:54 AM
Subject: qualification to be a political commentator

A fat korean pig --- blessed to be living in the USA-- should keep mouth shut unless you earning living like your mother used to do with GI before getting to move here----go to korea or china or someplace you fit in--------

P.S. you ain't funny either----

----- Original Message -----
From: Ashley
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 9:51 AM

i'd love to see the job you'd do running the country, you fat pig.

----- Original Message -----
From: bill
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 9:53 AM
Subject: Bush

After seeing your performance i've decided your nothing but a fat pig........

Bill Beames

----- Original Message -----
From: m h
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 9:38 AM
Subject: Your meeting

Dear Margaret-

there are many thoughts that come to mind after i read your diatribe at the meeting.

the simplest comment is, describing yourself as a comedian requires using the term loosely.

In reality you are an overweight, crude, repulsive individual. I do not believe that crude commentary that lacks thought or even creativity passes as comedy.

Listen get on the Adkins and lay off the pastries.

----- Original Message -----
From: Johnny
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 9:06 AM
Subject: MoveOn

God you are a cunt.

----- Original Message -----
From: Chris
Sent: Friday, January 16, 2004 10:04 AM
Subject: Fuck off fat girl

Dear Margret,

The problem with people like yourself is that through your words and actions you come off no better than the people that you loathe and attack.

You should really stick to being a fat lesbian slope that is blessed to be in this country so you can indulge in all of your disgutsing habits without fear of repercussions - except some profanity laced hate mail. Be glad you aren't Chinese, a culture that condones killing female babies. Then again - maybe it is too bad you weren't born Chinese. And if you don't want the hate mail than I suggest you shut the fuck up.

As far as publishing my email - i could give a fuck. Publish it. i welcome any and all hate mail from you Liberal douchebags.

In closing, I would just like to say that this world would be much better off if you, and people that share your asinine opinions, were to die and be wiped off the face of this Earth. People like yourself don't even deserve the gift of lfe because you don't know how to handle it.

So fuck you, fuck your stinky and nasty Korean heritage, fuck your liberal point of view, and fuck your idiotic comments that you made at the MoveOn ceremony - in reality, they weren't even remotely funny.

You are just another liberal peice of shit that should be flushed.


----- Original Message -----
From: "Rob" Last name and email address deleted upon request and apology*
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 8:38 AM
Subject: God Bless President Bush... ...and his love of America. sucks and so do you. If hates the government so it should stop taking its money.
Your all a bunch of self-righteous pimps and whores.
4 more years!!!

Rob Last name and phone number deleted by request upon apology*

*...As I mentioned I had never done this sort of thing before and now I'm sorry that I did...Thanks for your help!

----- Original Message -----
From: Salvatore
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 7:54 AM
Subject: Just saw your photo on Drudge

Dear Ms. Cho,

I just saw your photo on Drudge and now I know why you are a Queer. Most of the men that I know would rather kiss the ass of a dog (if they were not afraid that you would try to eat it) that kiss you.

Isn't it great that you live in a society where disgusting people like you are able to succeed.



----- Original Message -----
From: Ayerst
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 8:07 AM
Subject: Hmmmmmm

Kweisi Mfume, Mr. Clinton and his wife, gay pride, NOW, pro-choice'ers...............What do these 5 things have in common?? Why, there are all close associates of Margaret Chow (as in CHOW down), of course.

Yes, I think these five associations of Margaret Cho's sum her up pretty well. She is queer (or at least bisexual) she hangs out with murderers and she likes racists as long as they are black and hate white men and she also adores women who hate heterosexual males.

Margaret, whereas some people make us wonder if they are complete idiots, you and people like the above friends of yours, along with Al Franken and crew, open your collective mouths and erase all doubt. Thank you for letting us know where you stand. Thank you for helping us identify mealy mouthed liberal ideology for what it is. Thank you for showing us what true liberalism is all about. Thank you for letting us see that true liberalism is about sexual debauchery, lawlessness, lies, hypocrisy, racism, violence and intolerance. Thank you for showing us that conservatism is truly about individual freedom and individual responsibility for ones life, whereas liberalism is about group mentality and blaming others for the consequences of individual choice. Thank you for showing us that conservatism is about the individual, rather than the group. Thank you so very much for showing us why liberalism is dead.

As a conservative, I owe you a deep debt of gratitude. Thank you for letting me speak my truth. Thank you for being so damn tolerant of my truth. Thank you for hearing me. Thank you for validating me as an individual and honoring me. Thank you for embracing me, even though my views differ from yours. Thanks Margaret.

A fan?? Nah. Just some guy who could care less about your "star" status. Heck, I didn't even know who you were until I saw a picture of you on Drudge. Yes, you had a great picture on, with your rather bulbous and large face, contorted as though you were being given an anal exam by a proctologist with a mean streak. One can only hope, I suppose.

Have a nice day.


----- Original Message -----
From: Ray
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 4:56 PM
Subject: Comments on your Bush bashing.

You are a sad and descriptive expression of the truth of total depravity. You will see the day that you cry to be hidden from the one who sits on the throne and from the wrath of the Lamb. Mark it down. The Day of Wrath will come, and it will not be "God is Allah, God is Buddha, God is Beyonce."
See ya' then...


----- Original Message -----
From: Kenneth
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 3:39 PM

I'm really glad that you post your appearance and tv schedule so I can determine your sponsors. I will be very diligent in making sure that your sponsors realize how much you have alienated the south by your ignorant comments. I'm sure the folks in Athens will be eager to give you a big heaping dose of southern hospitality on the 29th. Personally I hope to hear that you catch the funk from a toilet seat and rot from the ass up!

----- Original Message -----
From: Ken
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 10:17 PM
Subject: Anti-American

By reading the DrudgeReport - I have seen you support being anti-american. I will NEVER pay to see you or support anything you stand for.

Take your fat chink ass back to wherever the fuck you came from. Or go live in one of the other terrorist nations (such as France) where you'll feel more at home.


----- Original Message -----
From: "DA"
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 10:52 PM
Subject: Hey Marge!

Dear Miss Cho,

You remind me of a Korean friend of mine. Angry,
cheap, ugly, and has a chip on his shoulder like

By the way.. you are one fat, ugly, woman...Hope
someday you can get that chip off of your shoulder.

----- Original Message -----
From: Newport
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 2:19 AM
Subject: HOG!!

I caught your 'Mad Hog' imitation on the tirade. Is there some law that angry liberal female comics must be hard to look at?

You are a waste of good air.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Jeff"
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 5:26 AM
Subject: Go Home

There is a reason your once large fan following has
dwindled down to a fraction of what it once was.
Please go back to your native land your overweight,
fisting lesbian. America has no room for your kind of
intolerant hate-spreading. Why don't YOU fucking
apply yourself? You might find a better world that
has always existed without the rage which fills your
obsese veins.

----- Original Message -----
From: Jeff
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 6:11 AM
Subject: Goodbye


Nice going you insulted people in the south.People
who are religious.All people who are Republican.
And used one hell of a lot of profanity.

I hope you enjoyed your career.Say hi to the Dixie Chicks
for me.

Cape Coral Fl.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Levay"
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 9:10 AM
Subject: Your recent comments on our President at rally

I was very offended by the vile comments you made on President Bush in your
recent advertising rally. If you do not like this and it
leadership country, you can go back to Asia where you belong. I am sure the
Red Chinese would make short work of your uncivil tongue, if you spoke of
them that way.


Oakdale, Minnesota

----- Original Message -----
From: FOOD
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 9:36 AM
Subject: Bush

Screw you communist and all your Bush Bashing. Get used to it he's getting re-elected.HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

----- Original Message -----
From: "Mark"
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 3:45 PM
Subject: awsome

What a fuckin' fat cunt

----- Original Message -----
From: "Mark"
Sent: Friday, January 16, 2004 7:22 AM
Subject: apology

I'm writing to say I'm sorry for using vile words in my previous email to
you. Uncharacteristically, I got wrapped up in the hateful political dialog
that seems to be too common these days. For that, I apologize.
Judging from the outpouring of support you have around the country, your fan
base is very loyal and committed. Please pass along my apology to them

----- Original Message -----
From: "Mark"
To: "Karen Taussig"
Sent: Friday, January 16, 2004 8:58 PM
Subject: Re: Email listed

I honestly can't tell you how bad I feel about this whole episode. I
started out feeling like you folks were the unreasonable ones and now I find
myself feeling really ashamed. I am the father of a daughter, the husband of a
wife, the son of a mother and the brother of a sister and I feel like I owe them
an apology also--although I'll never be brave enough to do so.
Thank you for being the bigger person.

---- Original Message -----
From: "Kevin" Last name and address deleted upon request and receipt of sincere apology.*
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 3:49 AM
Subject: your are not funny, but you are a good example....

of what's great about this country. an asian woman can grow nice and
plump in this country...hey just like you did...eating sourdough and
those huge sf style more seaweed paper for you.

then, only in this country, you can look like a stuck pig (see and spout inane, vulgar,
untruths....that are bought only in your adopted home town of sf.

now, don't you want to change your tune a bit about the government
and all the bologney....when the lights go out at night do you really
believe it, or do you look down at your belly, think about all those
organic potato chips and sugar laden odwalla's, you think about your
freedom on the stage, and you look at your success.....only in
america my little piggie.

your stocks are up, you and your friends are all at work, you don't
have a president getting blowjobs in the whitehouse anymore and he's
advanced the largest government hand outs in decades.

why are you so angry.....the notorious p-i-g.

*Please consider this a written apology for my remarks regarding margaret cho. My comments were a knee jerk reaction to a
story i read about her on the internet. in the future, i will keep unkind remarks to myself. thank you for your response.


----- Original Message -----
From: Last name and address deleted upon receipt of sincere apology.*
Sent: Monday, January 12, 2004 5:01 PM
Subject: a big fan!

I read a transcript of your remarks about President Bush.

Why don't take your slant-eyed ass back to the orient if you don't like it here, you worthless troll.


*I am so ashamed of myself for sending that awful e-mail. Please forgive me. I allowed the heat of the moment of reading your comments get to me. Believe it or not, I am a Christian and it was so wrong of me to say those mean things.

Again, my sincere apologies.

May God bless,

----- Original Message -----
Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2004 2:08 AM
Subject: oh my god, you stupid pig-whore!

how could you say such things about our wonderful president? if it
weren't for right-minded men like him, your fat dyke self wouldn't even
be allowed to speak! why, you'd still be picking seaweed in the fields
of bangkok!1!

----- Original Message -----
Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2004 2:13 AM
Subject: oh mahh gawddd! i am sooo sorry! ahhh!

plz disregard my previous email!


----- Original Message -----

From: "Terry"
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 6:25 AM
Subject: moooo

ya know, I always felt sorry for you for being so fat and not even the least
bit funny but after reading about your comments at the "Bush Bash" I have
even bigger reasons now. Listen you fat fucking bitch, you are supposed to
eat the cream filling in the 35 twinkies that you eat a day...not snort it.
"Kill for oil"???? You fucking liberals are so stupid...but hey, let's read
what a few of your fellow Democrats have said...

> "One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity
> to develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver
> them. That is our bottom line."
>- President Clinton, Feb. 4, 1998
> "If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear.
> We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's weapons of mass
> destruction program."
> - President Clinton, Feb. 17, 1998
> "Iraq is a long way from [here], but what happens there matters a
> great deal here. For the risks that the leaders of a rogue state will
> use nuclear, chemical or biological weapons against us or our allies is the greatest
> security threat we face."
>- Madeline Albright, Feb 18, 1998
> "He will use those weapons of mass destruction again, as he has ten
> times since 1983."
> - Sandy Berger, Clinton National Security Adviser, Feb, 18, 1998
> "[W]e urge you, after consulting with Congress, and consistent
> with the U.S. Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions
> (including, if appropriate, air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond
> effectively to the threat posed by Iraq's refusal to end its weapons of
> mass destruction programs."
> - Letter to President Clinton, signed by Sens. Carl Levin, Tom
> Daschle, John Kerry, and others Oct. 9, 1998
> "Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of
> mass destruction technology which is a threat to countries in the
> region and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process."
> - Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D, CA), Dec. 16, 1998
> "Hussein has ... chosen to spend his money on building weapons of
> mass destruction and palaces for his cronies."
> - Madeline Albright, Clinton Secretary of State, Nov. 10, 1999
> "There is no doubt that ... Saddam Hussein has invigorated his
> weapons programs. Reports indicate that biological, chemical and
> nuclear programs continue apace and may be back to pre-Gulf War status. In
> addition, Saddam continues to redefine delivery systems and is doubtless
> using the cover of an ilicit missile program to develop longer-range missiles
> that will threaten the United States and our allies."
> - Letter to President Bush, Signed by Sen. Bob Graham (D, FL,) and
> others, December 5, 2001
> "We begin with the common belief that Saddam Hussein is a tyrant
> and a threat to the peace and stability of the region. He has ignored
> the mandated of the United Nations and is building weapons of mass
> destruction and the means of delivering them."
> - Sen. Carl Levin (D, MI), Sept. 19, 2002
> "We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and
> chemical weapons throughout his country."
> - Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002
> "Iraq's search for weapons of mass destruction has proven
> impossible to deter and we should assume that it will continue for as
> long as Saddam is in power."
> - Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002
> "We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and
> developing weapons of mass destruction."
> - Sen. Ted Kennedy (D, MA), Sept. 27, 2002
> "The last UN weapons inspectors left Iraq in October of 1998. We
> are confident that Saddam Hussein retains some stockpiles of chemical
> and biological weapons, and that he has since embarked on a crash
> course to build up his chemical and biological warfare capabilities.
> Intelligence reports indicate that he is seeking nuclear weapons..."
> - Sen. Robert Byrd (D, WV), Oct. 3, 2002
> "I will be voting to give the President of the United States the
> authority to use force-- if necessary-- to disarm Saddam Hussein because
> I believe that a deadly arsenal of weapons of mass destruction in his
> hands is a real and grave threat to our security."
> - Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Oct. 9, 2002
> "There is unmistakable evidence that Saddam Hussein is working
> aggressively to develop nuclear weapons and will likely have nuclear weapons
> within the next five years ... We also should remember we have always
> underestimated the progress Saddam has made in development of weapons of
> mass destruction."
> - Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D, WV), Oct 10, 2002
> "He has systematically violated, over the course of the past 11
> years, every significant UN resolution that has demanded that he disarm
> and destroy his chemical and biological weapons, and any nuclear capacity.
> This he has refused to do"
> Rep. Henry Waxman (D, CA), Oct. 10, 2002
> "In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports
> show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and
> biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program.
> He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including al
> Qaeda members .. It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam
> Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and
> chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons."
> - Sen. Hillary Clinton (D, NY), Oct 10, 2002
> "We are in possession of what I think to be compelling evidence
> that Saddam Hussein has, and has had for a number of years, a developing
> capacity for the production and storage of weapons of mass destruction."
> - Sen. Bob Graham (D, FL), Dec. 8, 2002
> "Without question, we need to disarm Saddam Hussein. He is a
> brutal, murderous dictator, leading an oppressive regime ... He presents
> a particularly grievous threat because he is so consistently prone to
> miscalculation ... And now he is miscalculating America's response
> to his continued deceit and his consistent grasp for weapons of mass
> destruction... So the threat of Saddam Hussein with weapons of mass
> destruction is real."
> Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Jan. 23. 2003


Bitch I am from the south and proud of least I can't be blindfolded
with dental floss. And I saw your picture from the other night and it looks
like you have more chins under your mouth than you had at your family
reunion!!! I am soooo fucking sure that Al Gore would have been a better
president... in case you don't remember Al was from TN (the south, you
bitch) and Clinton was from Arkansas (also the SOUTH, bitch) and Bush won
both of those states in the election. And before you start crying about
Florida remember this bitch...all Al Gore had to do was win in his home
state and Florida would not have mattered but his sorry ass couldn't even do
that. Get a grip bitch... stick to eating twinkies, it's the ONLY thing you
are good at.

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Journal Journal: GW Bush hates free speech 47

Quarantining dissent
How the Secret Service protects Bush from free speech

James Bovard Sunday, January 4, 2004
When President Bush travels around the United States, the Secret Service
visits the location ahead of time and orders local police to set up
"free speech zones" or "protest zones," where people opposed to Bush
policies (and sometimes sign-carrying supporters) are quarantined. These
zones routinely succeed in keeping protesters out of presidential sight
and outside the view of media covering the event.

When Bush went to the Pittsburgh area on Labor Day 2002, 65-year-old
retired steel worker Bill Neel was there to greet him with a sign
proclaiming, "The Bush family must surely love the poor, they made so
many of us."

The local police, at the Secret Service's behest, set up a "designated
free-speech zone" on a baseball field surrounded by a chain-link fence a
third of a mile from the location of Bush's speech.

The police cleared the path of the motorcade of all critical signs, but
folks with pro-Bush signs were permitted to line the president's path.
Neel refused to go to the designated area and was arrested for
disorderly conduct; the police also confiscated his sign.

Neel later commented, "As far as I'm concerned, the whole country is a
free-speech zone. If the Bush administration has its way, anyone who
criticizes them will be out of sight and out of mind."

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Journal Journal: Right Wingers are a bunch of cowards 10

First, welcome to all my new friends. Except for my freaks list, I strive to implement tit-for-tat. This cannot last forever, since the number of friends is capped at 200, I believe. A subscription will take it somewhat higher, but after that, I won't be able to befriend all of my fans.

Second, I have picked up some more people on my freaks list, but they hide like dirty dogs, daring not to show their faces! Some haven't posted in a very long time, making it quite difficult to heap mounds of abuse on their dirty little heads.

Finally, I'm still looking for the proper term to use. We've picked up a few good libertarians who are quite rightly disturbed by my venemous use of the word 'conservative' as libertarians are notorious tightwads, er, fiscal conservatives. In order not to offend these mostly decent people, I am using the term 'right-wingers' or perhaps 'right-wing jack-booted thugs'. Any suggestions are welcome.

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Journal Journal: Conservatives Hate Free Speech 52

This article on Kuro5hin is an interesting read, and it reflects a lot of what I've discovered about my right-wing friends here on Slashdot.

The truth of the matter is that conservatives don't want to hear anything that might make them think. It bothers them when someone has an opinion that does not toe their party line, and they do their best to censor or remove that offending opinion.

In short, conservatives are the very model of a politically-correct person, which is ironic because they are always claiming that liberals are PC fetishists.

I've even found that many of my postings here in my own journal have been moderated down, which goes to show just how far the conservatives will go to suppress the truth.

Remember, even that moron N3WBI3 has admitted that he dislikes the United States constitution. It's no surprise that freedom of speech is one of the things that these goose-steppers hate.

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Journal Journal: Putting the X in Xmas 3

I'm going on my Xmas vacation now, and won't be posting on /. until after the New Year. I'll be spending all of my time with my family and children, just as all good liberals do.

I'll also be feeling sorry for all the right-wingers out there, as they'll be working through the holidays to feed their money-gathering obsession. But, we liberals all know that the real reason they won't be spending time with their families is that the right-wingers just don't love their children like we do.

Merry Xmas!

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Journal Journal: Policy clarification 15

There are some people who are apparently so stupid, that they can't figure out what this is (for example, N3WBI3).

This will make it crystal clear. My freaks list is the opt-in list for the Ann Coulter (if she were a liberal) impressions. That's it. If you're in the list, you get them. If you're not in the list, you don't get them.

Of course this takes advantage of the fact that humorless right-wingers are so opposed to hearing anyone that disagrees with them that they rush off to click their 'foe' button as quick as they can move their chubby little mouse finger.

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Journal Journal: Update 3

Yesterday was a good day. Some treasonous conservatives signed up for my opt-in abuse list. Welcome to all you homophobic war-mongering mean-spirited goosesteppers.

Policy updates:

These are effective immediately. Some have been effective for a while.

1) Well-deserved abuse will not be dished out to conservatives in third party journals. Though there are some tempting nuggets posted by some ignoramuses (in Pudge's journal for example) these people have not opted-in to my service. I do not give out freebies

2) As a style change, I'm going to use slightly less profanity. Though it is definitely amusing to observe the humorless conservatives clench their ass cheeks and pound their fists as their chubby faces get all red, it would do me no good if I were moderated into oblivion.

3) I am considering an additional service: an impersonation of Dr. Laura Schlessinger (if she weren't a bitch).

Remember, I'm an actress. This is my bag, baby.

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Journal Journal: foobar 9

My new program of harassment and abuse has been a smashing success! At least two of my former foes have capitulated and changed their relationship to neutral to get me to stop! Or something like that. I am still amused by how irate these conservatives get when someone starts pointing out their lies in a manner reminiscient of Ann Coulter.

Remember, all conservatives are TRAITORS and LIARS. Ann Coulter would agree, if she were a liberal.

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Journal Journal: HOO HAH! 24

So, what's this all about?

First, I'm not really Uma Thurman. You already knew that.

Most of the time I use this account for posting messages that I think others will want to read. I am not a troll, just a guy who was tired of his other account.

But, sometimes I'll use this account to point out the lies of the far-right. Whenever I see someone spouting ignorance, I'll challenge them. My style is extremely harsh, because I'm emulating the icons of the far-right Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter. For years they have had a good laugh while they told their lies and slandered Liberals. These arch-conservatives forget that the embodiment of Liberalism is contained in the Constitution of the United States of America, and especially the Bill of Rights.

I'm giving them a good dose of their own medicine, and having a good laugh while I do it. My list of freaks is a sort of "opt-in" list for persistent "entertainment", so we'll see just how many of them are smart enough to opt-out.

When someone marks me as a friend, I mark them as a friend, unless they are repugnant racists or something. When someone marks me as a foe, they are "opting-in" for consistent monitoring and heckling of their ignorance.

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