
AI-Generated New Year's Resolutions Exhibited by the Smithsonian (msn.com) 36
The Washington Post says that when it comes to making New Year's resolutions, the Smithsonian has a better idea. "What if instead of relying on our own resolutions we asked an AI what it thinks we should do?"
Starting this weekend, the "Futures" exhibit both online and at its Arts and Industries Building offers a "Resolutions Generator," an AI that makes suggestions on what commitments we should undertake for 2022.... It sounds like a slightly weird idea, and I'd be lying if I said it didn't turn up some weird results. "Change my name to one of my favorite shapes," it suggests, or "Every Friday for a year I will wear a different hat." And, "Every time I hear bells for a month, I will paint a potato."
Designed by AI researcher-writer Janelle Shane, the generator's odd results are deliberate; she purposely trained the AI (the powerful GPT-3) with some of the wackier resolutions humans have put online, then set its parameters wide. "We wanted the AI to come up with the kind of interesting resolutions we're not thinking of," Shane said. "We wanted whimsy," added Rachel Goslins, the director of the Arts and Industries Building, "with a little bit of real."
Okay, so probably not many people will really "Go into a library, climb up onto a shelf, yell down 'I am a giant giraffe!'" But it's a lot easier than trying to lose those 15 pounds. And this way you end up in a library.
Plus they have a point. The truth is by accessing the collective corpus of human resolutions, AI might conceive of ideas that our pale human pea brains cannot... [T]here are growing piles of evidence that deploying AI that can think faster and even differently will pay dividends in the real world. A Stanford study last month concluded that AI sped up discoveries on coronavirus antiviral drugs by as much as a month, potentially saving lives. Canadian researchers in September found that AI made consistently better choices than doctors in treating behavioral problems. Even a button-down institution like Deloitte has a staffer who has persuasively argued that we should use AI, not humans, to update government regulations.
The exhibit's AI also generated these New Year's resolutions:
Designed by AI researcher-writer Janelle Shane, the generator's odd results are deliberate; she purposely trained the AI (the powerful GPT-3) with some of the wackier resolutions humans have put online, then set its parameters wide. "We wanted the AI to come up with the kind of interesting resolutions we're not thinking of," Shane said. "We wanted whimsy," added Rachel Goslins, the director of the Arts and Industries Building, "with a little bit of real."
Okay, so probably not many people will really "Go into a library, climb up onto a shelf, yell down 'I am a giant giraffe!'" But it's a lot easier than trying to lose those 15 pounds. And this way you end up in a library.
Plus they have a point. The truth is by accessing the collective corpus of human resolutions, AI might conceive of ideas that our pale human pea brains cannot... [T]here are growing piles of evidence that deploying AI that can think faster and even differently will pay dividends in the real world. A Stanford study last month concluded that AI sped up discoveries on coronavirus antiviral drugs by as much as a month, potentially saving lives. Canadian researchers in September found that AI made consistently better choices than doctors in treating behavioral problems. Even a button-down institution like Deloitte has a staffer who has persuasively argued that we should use AI, not humans, to update government regulations.
The exhibit's AI also generated these New Year's resolutions:
- "Treat every dog I meet like a celebrity."
- "Every time I see a mirror I will remember that it is the gateway to another dimension."
The AI researcher behind the project also generated Slashdot headlines back in 2017, using 162,000 headlines from the site's first 20 years. Some of my favorites:
- More Pong Users for Kernel Project
- Red Hat Releases Linux Games And Moon
- Why Open Source Power Man Sues Java
- Microsoft Releases New Months
- Ask Slashdot: Do We Want To Be the Computers?
Why (Score:4, Interesting)
If your output looks just like a bunch of MadLibs, why even try to pretend it's intelligent?
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But, which Trump?
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It has to be Sr. because Jr. is a cocker spaniel and the only other candidate is Ivanka and reps won't vote for a woman.
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https://www.newsweek.com/nearl... [newsweek.com]
https://www.theatlantic.com/ma... [theatlantic.com]
https://www.usnews.com/news/po... [usnews.com]
https://www.vox.com/policy-and... [vox.com]
Need more or have you gotten the point that America is still sexist, and Republicans are doubly so?
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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...need more? Sexism isn't just party issue. It's an issue that we all should address.
https://www.bostonglobe.com/20... [bostonglobe.com]
https://www.docsonline.tv/repu... [docsonline.tv]
https://www.usnews.com/news/po... [usnews.com]
https://nsjonline.com/article/... [nsjonline.com]
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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...need more?
You should have kept reading. It would have saved you a good bit of some work.
Need more or have you gotten the point that America is still sexist, and Republicans are doubly so?
See? You added nothing new save a completely dishonest "both sides are exactly the same" implication.
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I'm betting on Ivanka if she wants it.
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"AI generated headlines make more sense..." (Score:5, Interesting)
"... than these editors' headlines usually do".
Having computers munge text for funsies has been done well more than fifty years now, so this isn't news. Not even "have an AI do it". It's been powering spam email and SEOed websites and clickbait headlines for ages.
It isn't likely to outperform functional humans in making more than accidental sense any time soon. But quite a few humans are only barely functional, if that.
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AI = Artificial Intelligence
AI = Actual Idiocy
Or is it still to be resolved?
Wow (Score:4, Funny)
That's 3 minutes I'll never get back.
AI in government (Score:3)
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Was that AI more appropriate to the problem domain than the one that gave us "Every time I see a mirror I will remember that it is the gateway to another dimension"?
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Was that AI more appropriate to the problem domain than the one that gave us "Every time I see a mirror I will remember that it is the gateway to another dimension"?
Yes, though it was a bit concerning when we expressed some concerns and the AI responded with “I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.”
More useful resolution (Score:3)
Okay, so probably not many people will really "Go into a library, climb up onto a shelf, yell down 'I am a giant giraffe!'" But it's a lot easier than trying to lose those 15 pounds.
Nevermind the library giraffe business. How about "This year, I will endeavor to use metric units in my stories, so I don't look like I'm stuck in the 19th century"?
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Okay, so probably not many people will really "Go into a library, climb up onto a shelf, yell down 'I am a giant giraffe!'" But it's a lot easier than trying to lose those 15 pounds.
Nevermind the library giraffe business. How about "This year, I will endeavor to use metric units in my stories, so I don't look like I'm stuck in the 19th century"?
When you pry the foot long hot dog from my cold dead hands.
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what is this i don't even
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Hey.. at least it generated an Ask Slashdot question where the answer is probably no. According to Betteridge's law (of headlines), I'd call that one a win!
AI strings random words together... (Score:3)
...and researcher cherry picks the ones that make (some) sense!
News at 11 !
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There's no question that you could get equally good results from a Markov chain generator. Maybe better, as the goal is "whimsy".
Just as an example, here are a few of the things I got out of one after feeding it the first three chapters of Frazer's The Golden Bough:
Yet the tradition recorded by Cato seems probable to be called the Law of Contact or his sister unchaste
The cactus-seekers themselves make the hemp grow tall
In other news... (Score:2)
"Treat every dog I meet like a celebrity." (Score:3)
But dogs are nice and interesting and entertaining. They don't deserve to be ignored as if they're worthless parasites.
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You mean, worthless parasite celebrities like trump?
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Him too, but really all of them. People spend far too much time and effort giving a shit about what famous people do, who they're fucking, who they're not fucking, what stupid thing they've spent stupid amounts of money on, what their favourite food is, and other meaningless shit.
Narcissistic fascists like Trump wouldn't have been a problem if people ignored them rather than deified them.
In general, though, people don't need "heroes" - especially manufactured ones. They're a distraction from things that ac
AI? (Score:3)
How is this AI? What's more intelligent about this than a random number generator picking from a list of responses. If people are paying for this shit, I'm coming out of retirement.
Re: Ask Slashdot: Do We Want To Be the Computers? (Score:1)
We tried this in WWII. Human computers were good enough to help beat the Axis, but electronics are faster at arithmetic.
So what? (Score:2)
Who decided WHICH of the 800,000,000 resolutions that it output would be the ones to announce? Another AI? Ha
AI says .. (Score:2)
Hey.... (Score:2)
"Treat every dog I meet like a celebrity."
and
"Every time I see a mirror I will remember that it is the gateway to another dimension."
This AI has been reading my journal!
She trained GPT-3, huh? (Score:1)