... having AI write a math text book. But my publisher said it was too derivative.

Perhaps in some cases, but they were not first to market with MP3 players or phones. They just watched the early attempts and did them better. I wouldn't be surprised if Apple watches the AI market, picks a few winning approaches and makes appropriate acquisitions out of the rubble.

Apple might buy Microsoft for that cool solitaire game and scrap the rest.

Those crazy capitalists. So funny.

... for being black.

"27 eight-by-ten color glossy pictures
With the circles and arrows
And a paragraph on the back of each one"

That's demeaning work for something with that level of intelligence.

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to sort garbage. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."

Karen works for the HOA.

When we can watch Zelenskyy vs. Putin.

"We finished the demonstration sucessfully. Now just a sec while we rinse these test tubes out."

Just great. Now scale that up 10^5 times.

Pikers.

Just take a look at the KCRHA.

A valid point, to be sure. But this preschool is located within spitting distance of Bill Gates' house. So, not a poor neighborhood.

Do they even have gas stations where you don't have to swipe your card first anymore?

I want a Yak-130

Start with eliminating them from areas populated by people who don't eat beef, don't wear leather products and have a high incidence of lactose intolerance.

See how well that idea goes over. Then come after my hamburger.

... no humanoid robots as replacements.

Ours will have tentacles.