... they've never seen a man cave.

... a parochial school.

Kid in my neighborhood was failing pretty miserably, particularly in math. So his parents sent him to the local Christian school. That year, his grades improved markedly.

When his parents asked him what it was about the school that helped the most, he said, "When I walked into the classroom and I saw that guy nailed to the plus-sign, I knew they took their math seriously."

2+3i

50,000 Volts

Yeah. The potential new Mrs Gui had better check out how large a freezer he bought.

Shouldn't that be Mr Gui?

Shame Ted Stevens isn't around to oversee that effort.

CompSci 101, Lesson 1, Day 1: Never check for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by a segmentation fault.

Somehow, we'll find something to charge you for.

How do you know that?

Really? Meet my friends in counter intelligence. They'd like a word with you. They have a comfy room for you in GITMO while they're talking.

Any reasons I'd have for traveling to Monaco would tend to make the actual travel expenses look like loose pocket change. I'd much rather (illegally) characterize a trip as recreational than have to explain to Herr TaxMan what kind of business I was conducting. After all, we are living in a regime of strict capital controls. On the other hand, those who don't know how to move assets other than to stuff them into carry-on luggage don't deserve to keep them.

Anyone?

Asking for a friend in Chinese intelligence.

It's not the company's information. It's mine.