NIST Working On "Deathalyzer" 95
coondoggie writes to mention that a new optical technique for sensing small amounts of molecules in a person's breath has been developed by a researcher for the National Institute of Standards and Technology. The goal is to create a fast, low-cost method for detecting disease. "In this approach, NIST researchers analyze human breath with 'frequency combs,' which are generated by a laser specially designed to produce a series of very short, equally spaced pulses of light. Each pulse may be only a few million billionths of a second long. The laser generates light as a series of very narrow frequency peaks equally spaced, like the teeth of a comb, across a broad spectrum."
Only One Thing To Debug... (Score:5, Funny)
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Legal problems with this... (Score:1)
namely that my über-speed metal band has already trademarked "Deathalyzer(TM). (and in England, Deathalyser(TM)) We are willing, however, to post a disambiguation notice concerning the article on our website as a favor, however. You can see it at www.ideathalize.com [ideathalize.com]
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That Guy Sitting Next to Me on the Bus (Score:5, Funny)
. . . this morning - I think he's gonna die real soon.
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This is an example of a pedantic and arguably self-defeating point, class. If one wished to get similarly technical, the latter statement does not disprove the first, clearly not meant to be literal, statement. A qualifier "now" qualifies the criticized statement in t
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Life Insurance & Medical Coverage? (Score:5, Insightful)
"None for you, deathbreath!"
Re:Life Insurance & Medical Coverage? (Score:4, Insightful)
Insurer: Ok, Mr Smith, let's have a little puff here...
*puffpuff*
Insurer: Ooooh, that's not good... according to this you need to pay $435 per month. Sorry, blame technology.
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Tying costs to risk is a good thing in insurance.
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America: These readings don't look so hot. We're going to have to charge you everything you own!
Europe: These readings don't look so hot. We're going to have to get you some help immediately!
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Mostly Dead (Score:5, Funny)
Passenger: But officer, he can't say anything he's dead.
Officer: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Passenger: What's that?
Officer: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
Hanky Panky (Score:2)
Kate Hellman: Michael he's dead.
Michael Jordon: He is not dead.
Kate Hellman: Yes he is.
Michael Jordon: No he's not just ask him, ask him.
Kate Hellman: Mr. Puckett, should he bring it in nose first or tail first?
[pause]
Michael Jordon: What did he say?
Kate Hellman: [pounding Michael] Michael he's DEAD!!!
Michael Jordon: He is not dead, he has gas! Haven't you heard of that? He's having a gas attack!
Kate Hellman: Oh! [sighs]
Michael Jo
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Futurama had a Death-O-Meter (Score:1)
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I just hope it's not as lame as that Death Clock you presented last year.
Other applications? (Score:5, Interesting)
Could we be seeing the demise of the drug/bomb sniffing dog with this new tech?
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Demise? Or retirement? This thing takes no prisoners...
Depending on cost, one obvious potential use I can see for it is for breath testing for alcohol (instead of this method [mothership.co.nz]).
Robotic sniffing dog overlords... (Score:3, Insightful)
Maybe. But maybe we'll just see the rise of the electronic sniffing machines that can easily be surreptitiously programmed to report falsified findings, kinda like electronic voting machines.
Dogs are trained to smell skin cancer (Score:3, Informative)
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/01/0112_060112_dog_cancer.html [nationalgeographic.com]
Two additional anecd
yes; but does it .. (Score:1)
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Please, consider the advantages of owning a Hunalyzer, or Alexander The Greathalyzer.
To Blathe! (Score:5, Funny)
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what it would be equivalent to is exactly what the gp said:
10^6 * 10^-9 = 10^-3 = 1 millisecond.
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few thousandths? (Score:5, Interesting)
Is that a few thousandths or a few quadrillionths?
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> Is that a few thousandths or a few quadrillionths?
Yea... welcome to English!
Actually, the author was just trying to impress us with his "illions" of high-tech words.
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a few femtoseconds.
Already exists (Score:5, Funny)
The human nose can detect the particles accurately as you walk through a nursing home or hospital.
Re:Already exists (Score:4, Interesting)
Its perfectly true, having woked at a hospital myself, I can often smell when someone has illnesses and you would be amazed at how many nurses can tell you what a person probably has just by the smell of the room. I've discussed this with many a pretty nurse in the cafeteria. (morbid, I know... it came with the job)
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couldn't they use this to detect other things? (Score:5, Informative)
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The breathalyzer HAS worked with alcohol intoxication, but rather than thinking about how we can adapt it to other things, the better approach, I would say, is to just test in a different way. After all, there could be multitudes of things, both legal and illegal, that can put you in a state w
Oblig. Quote (Score:2)
Optical Scanner from "I am Legend"? (Score:2)
Dr. McCoy had one (Score:2, Interesting)
What, no "Sharks" tag? (Score:1)
Re:What, no "Sharks" tag? (Score:4, Funny)
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They tried mounting a Deathalyzer on a shark, but the result was always that the subject would die within a few seconds.
Blow on a Laser KAZOO..... (Score:2)
Is there a prize for guessing correctly, first? Like a reduction on your future insurance premiums?
As accurate as breathilzers? (Score:2)
"The magic 8 ball says....." "you will live. Have a nice day!"
"The magic 8 ball says....." "you will die. Sorry better luck next time. Please be sure to pay your bill immediately"
Diabetes - acetone on breath (Score:2, Informative)
Since you used the term 'mate' to describe your friend, I'll assume that you're perhaps in Australia???
People who have diabetes (even mild forms that otherwise do not need insulin treatments) often exhale small amounts of acetone, as that is a byproduct of improper metabolism of sugars in diabetics. Acetone caus
Whoa!! Bizarro universe has EXACT SAME NEWS!!! (Score:3, Funny)
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End of Zombie Menace in Sight? NIST Working On "Deathalyzer"
Posted by ScuttleMonkey [slashdot.org] on Wednesday February 20, @01:36PM
from the payback-time department
coondoggie [networkworld.com] writes to mention that a new optical technique [networkworld.com] for sensing small amounts of death molecules in a persons breath has been developed by a researcher for the National Institute of Standards and Technology. This technology might one day be used as a fast, low-cost method for detecting whether someone is a zombie. Could this mean the end of the zombie menace?
Sound like a form of hi-tech infra-red scan. (Score:4, Interesting)
But the concept of detecting for a whole bunch of compounds at once has been around for many decades, as is the idea that you can detect health and sickness states with it. The ideas all seemed to bog down in reality. Pattern detection relies an a massive reliable database. In the article, they focussed on asthma. As a (once) chemist, I noted that hydrogen peroxide was now hydro-peroxide, and the nitrite and nitrate ions were somehow volatile. Not show stoppers, but cause for questioning what they actually were detecting. And rather hi-tech compared to a cardboard peak flow meter.
The social impact if it works is rather similar to gene scanning. If an employer tests applicants for jobs, then not only being a smoker can be detected. Maybe a whole bunch of disease risks. The individual risk increases may not be enough to diagnose a specific disease (so no use to a clinician), but a doubled risk of asthma, heart conditions etc would all ad up to a statistical bad risk. Life insurers also might like the idea.
So you may find it threatening. On the other had, if you are healthy, why have high insurance premiums. Oh well. Definitive tests for disease have been invented before. And people very sharply fall into the Want-to know or Don't-tell-me camps. Having the info acquired under a form of blackmail makes for problems.
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Seems like overkill. (no pun intended)
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I noted that hydrogen peroxide was now hydro-peroxide, and the nitrite and nitrate ions were somehow volatile.
I think they were talking about the hydroperoxide radical ( -OOH ), either free or attached to some other radical to form a molecule. Also they said "nitrites" and "nitrates" - molecules rather than the free radical.
Some of these puppies are volatile. Others may end up in breath due to their inclusions in the aerosols formed when the exhalations pick up droplets - which rapidly evaporate in the dry environment of the test equipment's nitrogen carrier gas - or microscopic bits of debris.
Production of free
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Some of these puppies are volatile. Others may end up in breath due to their inclusions in the aerosols formed when the exhalations pick up droplets - which rapidly evaporate in the dry environment of the test equipment's nitrogen carrier gas - or microscopic bits of debris.
Also: Once you have an ionic molecule floating in the test cell, the energy of the laser photons should kick the ions apart - allowing them to be analyzed separately. This will simplify the analysis because the instrument will be looking for the signatures of a small number of ions rather than the much larger number of their combinations.
Here's how it works. (Score:2)
The article is vague on how it works, but as a once upon a time chemical analyst (way way back), this sounds like it is doing the equivalent of an infra red scan, using rapid chopping the frequency the vibrations.
The fourier transform of a train of identical pulses is a "comb" - a series of sharp, equally-spaced frequencies where the spacing (difference in frequency between consecutive component "colors") is the same as the repetition rate of the pulse train.
A laser consists of a resonant cavity and an amplifier (maybe plus some optional extras).
The cavity, like a guitar string, has a SET of equally-spaced resonances ("resonance modes"), all those frequencies where a round trip of a wave is an exact integer number
Thanks. (Score:1)
So very sensitive pattern matching was a dream, se
just like a breathalyzer (Score:1)
Don't hold your breath.
But seriously folks... (Score:5, Insightful)
It's not beyond reason that the chemical composition of the breath might be detectably altered by disease. Nor that sensitive enough equipment might be able to detect this early and cheaply enough to be usable as a screening method.
In the hands of medics, sworn to confidentiality, this could help avoid considerable suffering and early, pointless death.
I don't see it as a threat to civil liberties. It's like the hypodermic. It's been used for many years as a tool in the psychiatric opression of political dissidents, been used to murder, been used to torture and so on and so forth.
But would you honestly rather the hypodermic had never existed? Of course not.
A hammer can be used to hurt you. Would you have them banned?
Personally, I'm hopeful about this one.
Nursing home cat (Score:2)
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What would it tell us? (Score:1)
"I'm sorry sir, but we've determined that you've been dead for 3 years."
Grab your wands... (Score:1)
Lots of possibilities (Score:2)
Of course, there are always the privacy i
Obligatory Holy Grail quote (Score:2)
Large Man: Here's one.
Dead Collector: Ninepence.
Old Man: I'm not dead!
Dead Collector: What?
Large Man: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
Old Man: I'm not dead!
Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man: Yes he is.
Large Man: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Old Man: I'm getting better!
Large Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Old Man: I don't want to go on the
Alright under the belt but... (Score:1)
god that's so immature!
Doom particles! (Score:1)
I admit its off-topic, but its funny! (Score:1)
While running a driver's license on a normal traffic stop, the computer came back with the message "Deceased." The photo on the license was obviously the driver, and our computers return the license photo with the records request, so I knew it wasn't a fake ID. So I went back and told him "Sir, I really don't know how to tell you this, but according to your license, yo