iPhone Bill a Whopping 52 Pages Long 369
PoliTech writes "iPhone bills are surprisingly large - 'Xbox Large', according to Ars technica: 'AT&T's iPhone bills are quite impressive in their own right. We're starting to get bills for the iPhone here at Ars, and while many of us have had smartphones for some time, we've never seen a bill like this. One of our bills is a whopping 52 pages long, and my own bill is 34 pages long. They're printed on both sides, too. What gives? The AT&T bill itemizes your data usage whenever you surf the Internet via EDGE, even if you're signed up for the unlimited data plan. AT&T also goes into an incredible amount of detail to tell you; well, almost nothing. For instance, I know that on July 27 at 3:21 p.m. I had some data use that, under the To/From heading, AT&T has helpfully listed as Data Transfer. The Type of file? Data. My total charge? $0.00. This mind-numbing detail goes on for 52 double-sided pages (for 104 printed pages!) with absolutely no variance except the size of the files.' You would think that a data company would have a more efficient billing process."
Cingular Billing Systems Are a Mess (Score:5, Informative)
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Employees hate the billing. (Score:5, Interesting)
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IE they could charge everybody a flat rate, not have 'detailed billing', charge people less money overall and still make more money than under the current system.
Happens in all kinds of industries. (Score:5, Funny)
They now spend about $0.75 every quarter to mail me a thick statement telling me whether my balance has fallen to $0.10, risen to $0.12, or whatever.
I realize that informing them would be the merciful thing to do, but my sense of ethics isn't that overdeveloped, so I let nature take its course.
Re:Happens in all kinds of industries. (Score:5, Funny)
I keep telling him that if he ever moves, he should make sure that they receive his change-of-address notification.
Re:Employees hate the billing. (Score:5, Interesting)
I've worked for another company in the same industry and friends have worked for their competitors. We all found the respective telco company bills difficult to read - espcecially in the computer systems we were using. Its not always evident - on complex and long bills to find out what's going on. The comptuer system I used was so bad and difficult to read, I eneded up putting customers on hold sometimes, generating a bill in the computer system and printing it out.
So if ever you do call customer service trying to explain your bill, keep in mind many of the industry players have legacy or poorly made billing systems (usually poorly made) and its quite difficult to read.
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Re:Employees hate the billing. (Score:4, Insightful)
OCR? (Score:3, Interesting)
- Billing during your non-billable minutes (e.g. free evenings/weekends)
- Billing on incoming calls (for those with free incoming)
- Billing on calls from others on
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Of course, the wir
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After I left them I kept getting bills for $0.0 for several years. I called a few times but the folks at the other end said they couldn't stop them.
Re:Cingular Billing Systems Are a Mess (Score:5, Funny)
I got a bill once for $0.22 in college, so I taped a quarter I found on the floor to the bill and sent it in. Since that was the last bill of the year, they sent me mail at home over the summer that I'd over-paid my last phone bill and would receive a check for the difference in a few days. Sure enough, a few days later came a check for $0.03.
That's not nearly as bad as my credit card company with whom I canceled an account, though. They had a final balance which was an annual fee (the existence of which was why I'd canceled.) So I sent in a check for the balance and canceled the account. Well, some nice lady had apparently removed the annual fee charge, so when the check arrived there, I had a positive balance and they couldn't close the account until it was corrected. So at the beginning of the next billing cycle, their computer automatically cut me a check for the difference, then noted that I hadn't paid the annual fee and added that to my account again... so I was back to my original state with the balance on my card but a check for that amount in my hand. It took me months to get that darn card canceled, and in the meantime when I hadn't paid attention to the fact that it was still open they called me delinquent and the APR went up on all my cards. Sigh.
Someone got $3000 bill for using iPhone in Europe (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Someone got $3000 bill for using iPhone in Euro (Score:5, Interesting)
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Web pages are getting ridiculously heavy, thanks to high-speed internet and people feeling that they don't have to optimize - "it takes away from the experience."
The same can be said for server loads - page generation is going backwards in terms of cpu usage. I've seen php scripts that end up #including almost 100 other scripts ON EVERY PAGE LOAD!!!
This is insane.
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Actually it's because they're so heavily laden with advertising. Blocking the ads speeds things up considerably. In fact, when possible, I block everything that's not on the page I'm visiting. I don't know if there's a hosts file on the iPhone to edit.
Re:Someone got $3000 bill for using iPhone in Euro (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Someone got $3000 bill for using iPhone in Euro (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Someone got $3000 bill for using iPhone in Euro (Score:5, Informative)
its $0.005 per kb - half a cent per kilobit,or 4 cents per kilobyte (more like 5 cents if you include data tranfer overhead, etc). In other words, $50 per megabyte.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilobit [wikipedia.org]
kb = kilobits, same as mb = megabits, not bytes. kB == kilobytes.
Today's front page of slashdot weights in at 517KB - that's over half a megabyte. At that rate, $3000 is just over 100 page views.
That's why you surf the lighter-weight versions of pages: http://slashdot.org/palm/ [slashdot.org] gives a front page that weighs only 8 KB. A page view at those rates is a dime, instead of $25.00
The slashdot.wml file http://slashdot.org/slashdot.wml [slashdot.org] is even smaller - 1,471 bytes, or 6 cents.
6 cents for a page using wml, a dime using wap, or $25.00 for "the full experience."
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Re:Someone got $3000 bill for using iPhone in Euro (Score:5, Funny)
I *was* going to include MB for megabytes, just to get all the case modders going "Its MotherBoard, you f%@#tard!", but its not Tuesday :-)
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Wow. I've been dealing with oversized, CPU-intensive sites the entire morning. My headache just disappeared.
Seriously, I had no idea that existed. Now if I could read Slashdot in mutt (properly threaded, of course), my life would be complete. Hell, I'd pony up a fat subscription fee for such a service
XO communcations (Score:5, Funny)
I also got a refund check one time from PacBell for $0.01.
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Re:XO communcations (Score:5, Interesting)
Back in the 70s, this was an ongoing joke, often accompanied by details of the bill and the company that did it. A number of the stories had the victim finally giving in and sending a bill for $0.00, which of course the company's accounts people sent through channels (probably with big grins when they realized what the idiot computers had done). Very often, this crashed a number of the computers in the accounting chain.
Typically, when someone investigated, it turned out that the computers were doing all calculations to a few extra decimal places, and the result was a balance less that $0.005 but greater than $0.00, and it was rounded down. The software thus saw a nonzero balance, but displayed it as zero. Why a payment of $0.00 would kill the software was never quite explained, probably out of embarrassment.
It's fun to know that such problems are still with us. But then, the accountants still use a lot of COBOL (and even worse, RPG
I kept waiting for someone to just ignore such bills, to see them eventually go through a collection agency and end up on their credit record. It would be a lot of fun to read about the lawsuit over this. But if this has happened, I haven't ever read about it.
Paperless billing (Score:5, Insightful)
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bills, surcharges, and carbon footprints (Score:3, Interesting)
Considering how much the environmental activists pressured Apple to use "greener" manufacturing and packaging, I'm a little surprised they're not taking Apple & the carrier to task for this remarkable waste of paper. I would think there's as much material in one 50-page bill as the iPhone packaging! One or two bills
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Wait a minute...
HEY GUYS!!!! I've found the cure for global warming!
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AT&T Billing (Score:5, Interesting)
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I believe that bellsouth took hold of the company for a while, and thus, Cingular is no better than AT&T
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cingular did indeed buy at&t wireless (which had been spun off as a separate company from AT&T) -- I worked at the company that did the billing for AWS and cingular took it in-house
cingular became at&t through the SBC/AT&T merger and name change
Stephen Colbert has a pretty funny bit [google.com] about the whole full circle path that AT&T has taken
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People go on and on about AT&T around here as if the current company is the same one that existed five years ago. Truth is that by 2005 there was almost nothing left of the old AT&T.
Re:AT&T Billing (Score:5, Informative)
No no no. SBC bought the corpse that was AT&T, and renamed itself AT&T, but Cingular was a joint venture between that and Bellsouth. Then the new AT&T bought Bellsouth.
To recap:
AT&T & AT&T Wireless exist, with the former owning the latter
AT&T Wireless fails, is bought by Cingular from AT&T. Cingular is a joint venture of Bellsouth and SBC.
AT&T is bought by SBC, which then names itself AT&T.
SBC (Calling itself AT&T) buys Bellsouth. Now Cingular is a joint venture of SBC (Calling itself AT&T) and Bellsouth (owned entirely by SBC, which is, again, calling itself AT&T) or, in other words, wholely owned by SBC, aka, AT&T.
They rename Cingular AT&T.
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Actually, it goes even further than this... if you look at the Wiki page, you will notice a scary trend that the general populace (that was so concerned in days gone about breaking up "Ma Bell") has missed.
Namely, Verizon/ATT/___Bell/Ameritech/SBC/ConTel/ManyMore are all pretty much two (one) big conglomerates once again. Many are subsidiaries of the other or have controlling interests in each other.
For instance, with this one as an example (ATT Mobility), they WERE wholly owned by SBC/ATT and BellSouth
Part of the softening-up process (Score:4, Interesting)
They're preparing you for the day when they start data usage charges. "Unlimited usage" might be just an introductory rate plan. The telcos want to charge you for every download, and clearly they have the billing system in place to do it. You think they went to all the trouble to implement that when it doesn't generate revenue?
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One more thing where USA is waaay behind the rest of the world - most operators in europe has whitelists of data destinations that will be served, recorded but not exposed/charged to the user long time
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with corporate America (Score:2)
Never attribute to incompetence what can be explained by malice (i.e., greed)...
Re:Part of the softening-up process (Score:5, Funny)
It's called detailed billing (Score:5, Informative)
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It's called detailed billing and you can have it removed by a single request to customer service. What a non-issue. Of course, if detailed billing wasn't offered by default, I'm sure there would be people whining that they're not being told where their charges are coming from
Yeah... except it doesn't give you any useful details. As for people complaining if it weren't the default, what the fuck are you talking about? Other companies manage to provide a common-sense billing system without being drowned in a sea of complaints, so what possible reason do you have for thinking it would happen now?
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Actually, lets say that your business provides your phone. Though the data provided isnt exactly very detailed in the TYPE of data you are sending/receiving, it indicates data usage. Inotherwords, your employer has a very good idea of how much time you waste surfing the web/msging/etc during company time.
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I certainly doubt that a company would want that information in paper form - for a reasonably sized firm you'd probably need a whole team of people dedicated to just reading and analysing the bills if it was paper rather than a digital, computer-digestable format (and of course what w
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A little common sense would indicate that the default billing option should be an electronic version, with the option of requesting a hard copy of the detailed billing records. You'd still have people whining (there will always be people who complain), and there would be a positive environmental impact from the paper that was spared.
They want you to know that they know (Score:5, Funny)
How is this insightful? (Score:2, Insightful)
And no, it's not "something that needs to be brought up" (I can hear it now) whenever someone talks about AT&T.
If anything, AT&T wouldn't want to remind people of this. (No, wait...let me guess: they do want you to know, because AT&T is part of the corporate/government machinery that wants to get the "sheeple" "used to" being monitored, right? Give me a break.)
The only thing "subtle" here - or not so subtle, actually - is someone taking an opportunity t
This is no surprise (Score:2, Insightful)
AT&T are too kind (Score:2, Interesting)
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Well, first of all they do have paperless billing online. But not everyone has internet connection, or high speed internet, and I tell you from experience, you need broadband to pull one of those bad boys down. Second, I'm not sure I'd want to try to pull all that information via the iPhone given how big the file will be....you're next bill may be a little more pricey.
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Most providers just subsidize the phone cost into your contract, if you take the sale price.
"Fair" would be not having to have a contract.
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Buy a phone without a contract, you pay the MSRP.
Online billing is a bad idea (Score:3, Insightful)
1) It can be manipulated after the fact. "What were you suing us for? Look at your online bill, it says nothing about the 4-hour-call to Farkistan you claim we've wrongfully charged you for."
2) You can't prove the manipulation. "That so-called 'print' you have, it's trivial to fake out *anything*. Anybody can save an online bill to his local computer and change anything t
AT&T == NSA monitoring (Score:4, Insightful)
That's a real problem, but it's unrelated. (Score:2)
Also, there's absolutely no reason for Cingular to be sharing their billing data with the NSA when the modus operandi for wiretapping in the land-line world has been to simply provide a live copy of all the switch data as it comes through. I doub
The Truth Comes Out (Score:5, Funny)
Reminds me of... (Score:5, Funny)
He required that all assignments be turned in to him in both paper and PDF format. When asked why, he simply responded: "because I love convenience and hate trees."
One day I had pink eye and requested to turn it in only via PDF. He responded by saying "my love of convenience outweighs my hatred of the dirty trees. PDF only, you sicko."
Hidden charges and "mistakes" (Score:4, Insightful)
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It's not just the iPhone... (Score:2, Informative)
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Sheesh! You should know this by now.
Maybe they just sent out the wrong copies.... (Score:4, Funny)
Type of File? Data. (Score:4, Funny)
- RG>
Side on Shots (Score:2)
The data is free (Score:5, Funny)
Electronic Bills (Score:2)
What's the big deal here anyway? If they didn't provide the detailed billing info some asshat on this forum would be complaining about that too!
Same with Charter Cable Phone on Unlimited Plan (Score:4, Insightful)
Now that we know this, we should have a contest and see who can generate the largest bill.
Forward looking (Score:4, Funny)
Date - Transfer Method - Type
08/07/2007 - Data Transfer - Data
08/07/2007 - Tubes - An Internets
08/08/2007 - Sneakernet - l33t w4r3zzz
08/08/2007 - Quantum Entanglement - Welcome Basket of Oranges from The New ATT!
and so on. So lay off, they're planning for a much wider array of services no doubt, and what seems contentless now will soon have great meaning!
For every iPhone you buy.... (Score:2)
Dead trees (Score:2)
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An Onion article perfectly pictures that situation (Score:3, Funny)
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39486 [theonion.com]
Just put any coffee cups etc you are holding away before reading.
Transfer Detail (Score:2)
Would you like to know why this is? (Score:4, Interesting)
From the Financial Times [ft.com]:
"We have to figure out who pays for this bigger and bigger IP network," said Mr Whitacre, who was in New York ahead of AT&T's annual presentation to investors and analysts on Tuesday. "We have to show a return on our investments.?
"I think the content providers should be paying for the use of the network, obviously not the piece from the customer to the network, which has already been paid for by the customer in Internet access fees, but for accessing the so-called Internet cloud.". . . .
How does this apply to wireless, and in particular, the iPhone?
Simple. A quote from Ed Whitacre's sucessor (Randall Stepheson, or RS: in the following interview) explains that. From Gigaom [gigaom.com] :
OM: AT&T is a fearsome company now, with a weight of its legacy. Any first day jitters?
RS:
OM: There are a lot of challenges facing the company. What do you think is the biggest challenge facing AT&T as a company and you personally?
RS: Our biggest challenge as a company is to ensure that our customers really understand what the new AT&T is all about. We are the most complete communications and entertainment provider for the way people live-and that starts with wireless. When people recognize that, we win. It's the same on the business side.
My personal challenge is to make sure that the pieces we've assembled-industry-leading wireless, TV, broadband, global operations and local service work together as smoothly and efficiently as possible.
OM: How vital is iPhone to your company? I have never seen AT&T push something so hard that wasn't developed internally. Why is that?
RS: The iPhone is a radically innovative new device and it only makes sense that AT&T and Apple would partner to bring it to market. This device is very important to us, it's important to Apple and it is going to do very well with customers. It also reinforces with consumers that AT&T is the place to turn for the latest in wireless devices and services.
How do I read this? AT&T feels that content providers (Google, Yahoo, AOL, CBS, etc . .
It only follows naturally that being able to account for *every single packet* a customer uses is part of that billing strategy. You aren't going to be billed by AT&T on that basis; they're going to bill Google et al, and you'll get a bill from the content provider. Let me quote Whitacre again: They might pass it on to their customers," he says of the fees that he wants to charge the sites. .
Clear as day. If you don't see this coming a mile away, there's something wrong with you.
Monopolies (Score:3, Insightful)
But if you are a regulated monopoly that gets to charge operating costs + 10%, isn't it is your best interest to maximize your operating costs?
Now admittedly, wireless is probably the most competitive of all the data services (easiest to switch vendors, you actually have more than one vendor to choose from (well, not for iPhone users)). But my point is that these aren't new corporations with new ways of thinking. They are still old fashioned corporations where CYA is more important than customer service. Will they change to a shorter form? Of course they will. But it won't be because the director of billing information systems told his people "If it's what is best for the customer, do it!" It will be because the customers complained to the customer service reps, who told their supervisors, who scheduled a cross-business-line-meeting, who will tell the billing information systems manager what screw-up he is. And he will whine that if they didn't print out every freaking line item, then he wouldn't have been allowed to cover his ass with the customer bills.
Besides, when the bean-counters come snooping around looking for ways to cut costs, the billing information systems manager will get to propose emailing the bill, and then shift the work to the CSRs to convince the customers to sign up. If cost's aren't going down, it's because the CSRs aren't selling it enough. Meanwhile, billing information systems manager gets a bigger part of the company budget than he would have otherwise. By costing more, his department is worth more to the company.
In a truly free market, this would be financial suicide. But due to origins of telecom, these aren't really free-market companies (or at least they don't think like them yet).
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Can't defend AT&Ts actions here, but I would say all those things above if they sent your bill electronically to your iPhone and allowed you to flip through all 104 pages of it using coverflow... : p
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There are apparently some ancient (ie regarding POTS calls) laws about what has to be reported to the customer. AT&T is just obeying the law. If you think it's a stupid law (hint: for datacomms, it is), then sign up for e-billing and save a forest or two...
Who knows, in some other reality, AT&T might even pass on some savings to you if you do... No postage, no paper costs...
Simon
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Re:'Kansas City Shuffle'.. (Score:4, Funny)
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I have several line items over 300k on my last (18 pages!) bill. They were substantially over 300k, as