"Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The City of Miami has apparently been taken over -- 'conquered' if you will -- by a master race of flying drones. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the drones will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new robotic overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground crack houses."