Top Ten Geek Wallets 223
twentyxtysix writes, "Productdose.com has a rundown of the the top ten wallets for geeks, including an RFID blocking wallet and a wallet made out of Tyvek designed to look like dot-matrix paper. Its an entertaining read that even includes a DIY illuminating wallet."
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http://www.superiortitanium.com/ [superiortitanium.com]
Sure, there's no room for all the rest of the junk you put into a wallet, but, then again, most of it is junk... and as a hardcore geek you've already got too much to carry around in your pockets, so you're better off without one. =)
What about all the plastic which magically give us money from friendly ATMs and let us into our secret HQ (ie the server room) etc? Well, just put 'em all in y
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So far the money clip from http://www.superiortitanium.com/ [superiortitanium.com] is the only one that handles the "20+ bills on
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It has space for my driving license (with see-through window), 4-5 credit cards, plenty of notes (
Ducti Wallets (Score:2)
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A nice sort of vengence for them always serving me rabbit food.
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(And other beef jerky, or beef jerky like products.)
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I dont mind selective diets, but I am often amazed at many peoples reasons for doing so, so many people are so naive and uninformed as to the reasons livestock even exist.
The old joke "If eating meat is cruel then why are animals made of meat?" is more insightful than some people realise.
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...you say that like it's a bad thing.
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Oh you mean lets eat vegetarians? I'm lookin for the BBQ sauce right now!
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Down with the lions!!! They chase, harass and kill the zebras! And the zebras deserve more than just be used as food.
Remember kids, we weren't on the top of the food chain all the time! Some few million years ago we used to be eaten by smilodons.
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> roaming the plains if we hadn't 'created' them over thousands of years of selective breeding?
Americans used to breed slaves. Does using `created` slaves make it ok?
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I dont intend to disagree, however I dont think it is quite the same, the point here is about killing an animal for food NOT forced labour.
But to clarify, slaves were not 'created', a slave in America or free man in Africa the human would have existed anyway (perhaps not that exact one DNAwise). American slaves were I believe Homo Sapiens even after a few generations they were still so. We use dogs as slaves so why is that right? Probably because they are a different species, a diff
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> different order even.
It's only "right" if you think it is. But you're practicing Speciesism. Be aware that that's what you are doing and question whether or not it's justified under the circumstances of the situation you're focusing on.
> A species that would not exist if we hadn't bred them to, for sheparding, fighting, companionship
> etc. over dozens of millenia
So after a few generations of slaves
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Practicing 'speciesism'? I give one, albeit bad, reason for why people may think it is ok for dogs to be enslaved and I am Speciesist? Up until now I did not know such a pheno
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But then, I draw a hard line between "humans", which are not appropriate for slave labor or oppression, and "animals", to which moral concepts like slavery and oppression do not apply.
On the other hand, I think it's important for us humans to treat animals (and robots) humanely, because of the negative effects on us humans, who treat even animals inhumanely.
Animals are food. Butcher 'em up. Animals are slaves. Put them to work. But in either case,
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Seriously though, this is stupid.
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The basic argument is that an action is unethical if it causes suffering, and that many classes of animals can suffer (although generally not as much as humans). Therefore, it's unethical to cause the suffering of animals. Note that this doesn't necessarily preclude eating them or making clothes out of them.
There's a lot more to it
An offtopic discussion, in summary (Score:2)
I entirely agree, but an animal that is on my dinner plate, and forms my wallet, is not (I hope) an animal that suffered.
My original point was not that animals should be beaten for fun or anything like that, I strongly believe in animals having some rights. My point was that many people
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Check out www.jfold.com (the Loungemaster) or www.tumi.com (modernist)
Nice Touch (Score:3, Funny)
It's not often a wallet can be funny. Bravo.
This is a better geek wallet: (Score:5, Interesting)
Good timing on the article, btw. i'm looking into getting a new wallet now since my current leather one is starting to get torn up pretty badly.
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Bad Mother (Score:5, Funny)
Airport (Score:3, Insightful)
Um, *where* is the fingerprint recognition? (Score:2)
They Missed This One... (Score:4, Informative)
I carry a Jimi and people ask me about it all the time.
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Get a free Jimi (Score:2)
http://www.facebook.com/plus1/ [facebook.com]
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Coins (Score:2)
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Oh yeah, that totally protected your masculinity. Good job, Hercules.
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http://www.magellans.com/store/Games___Gifts___Gi
Money clip (Score:3, Informative)
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I had that problem. Instead of buying a new wallet, I beat the old one into submission and said, "Bad Wallet!" until it stopped collecting receipts and change.
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At least the Brookestone money clip appears to be wider and thicker, which I wouldn't like. And my leather wallets have tended to fall apart after a few years, though I can't say I've tried a leather money clip.
Geek you say? (Score:2, Interesting)
An old QIC-80 tape case. It fits a credit card perfectly, protects them well and can hold other stuff also. Only downside is that it doesn't fit your back pocket well, but you can't have it all I suppose.
#1 geek wallet -- velco & canvas (Score:2)
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I'm a geek.
I want a wallet with built in clock, mp3 player, camera, radio and cellphone abilities. (screw iPod! I'm a friggin geek, I have neither OSX nor Windows, I use IRC on a command line and browse in a text browser!)
I want it to store securely my passwords and info if I identify properly.
Identification should be done on several levels:
- iris detectiom fingerprint detection and dna-o-matic instant DNA analyzer.
- voice detection, and voice recognition so it can understand my password
If I don't identify properly, it should communicate my location to a sattelite in orbit and it should beam a deadly laser beam right at me.
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Oh wow Jimbo, you can say *** and it doesn't bleep you out!
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You can run OpenBSD on the Sharp Zaurus.
http://www.openbsd.com/zaurus.html [openbsd.com]
Real geeks use distributed storage instead (Score:2)
Normally, I carry a single debit card (in a plastic sleeve), plus a credit-card sized leather pouch (i.e. just large enough to hold a few folded bills and some coins). No single point of failure (theft, loss), and minimal volume needed.
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Plastic box from PCMCIA network card (Score:2)
nothing else needed.
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Money, perhaps?
My wallet: None. (Score:2)
Right now I just stick bills, coins, and cards into one pocket.
It's usually fairly easy to simply pull out the cards as one stack, then flip through them as if they were playing cards. None of these wallets, or the more interesting Flash demos people have linked to, have given me a reason to want something to put these cards in other than my pocket.
And tha
Duct Tape (Score:2, Interesting)
People still use wallets? (Score:2)
Duct Tape (Score:2)
but are these features washingmachine-proof? (Score:3, Funny)
note, in case my wife reads this: not complaining that someone else in the house does my wash, just need to not waste money on a wallet that can't survive the handling.
I'm thinking about neoprene
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I have lost many things more important than a wallet though (cell phone, watch, etc.). My solution is just to never wash my pants.
Who needs actual paper money? (Score:2)
So, if we live in the digital age, why do we need to carry money made of paper, and coins made of metal? I don't, and oddly feel freer for it. My old stupid wallet (a true geek hangs onto them until they rot), is mostly cow leather, with very little actual content. Stupid, stupid, stupid...
So, for an article posted to
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Also, many, many people operate cash businesses: they're paid in cash, and they spend their money in cash. This makes it rather easy to "forget" to report all your income for the year to the IRS. I'm not defending this practice, but it is a big part of our economy (it's the way most tradespeople work--plumbers, roofers, etc.), and they're certainly not going to start carrying a minimalist wallet with no cash and a fe
Too Big (Score:2)
So, my geek wallet? A hair tie, I wear my hair pulled back most days, when the hair ties get strentched out, assuming they don't break first, they get promoted to wallet status. A roll of cash, and credit cards wrapped with a hair tie make
Slimmy! (Score:2)
http://koyono.com/products/view_slimmy/descriptio
Any true geek who understands tight code should understand that slim is good! FAT bad!
BCD wallet (Score:2)
Sit on it! (Score:2)
My current wallet (which I've had for nearly ten years) is made of "eelskin" (if memory serves, that's a nice marketing moniker for hagfish h
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If you don't have 80 things shoved in your wallet, you might also like the stuff from Freitag. They aren't as thin, but they look cool and are dur
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They missed one of the best (Score:2)
No wallet (Score:2)
I ride my bike to work, so I don't need ID. I carry my lunch and do all my shopping online so I don't need money or a credit card. Every couple of weeks I go to a store for one thing or another, and then I have to remember to take an ATM card with me but that's it.
Carbon Fiber (Score:2)
economic depression-ready wallet (Score:2, Funny)
There can be only one: J.FOLD (jfold.com) (Score:2)
What about us female geeks? (Score:2)
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But hardly a feature one would expect in a geek wallet
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Thieves are going to love that wallet - it'll highlight a puny nerd from afar!
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This wouldn't be a problem for a single night out, but most geeks I know have very little opportunity to use a condom and hence they stay there for months/years.
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Right. So?
Haven't you noticed that geeks rarely have children, and the morons that women are attracted to have lots of them (usually by many different women)? So giving these morons a wallet that illuminates in the dark, to help them find their (damaged) condoms wouldn't change the social order; they'd still be more successful in spreading their genes, the women
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Because it doesn't have a light! This wallet is the answer for the question that was never made until now!
Re:Why would you want an RFID blocking wallet?? (Score:5, Insightful)
Or have you considered that if you take your office card with an RFID tag out to the local park for some coffee, an enterprising individual with a scanner could walk close, clone the card, then get in? Really... paranoid kinda stuff that is not a problem for 99% of us (including me), but it is not absurd either.
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I certainly wouldn't carry it with me in my wallet - I'd keep it in the safe in my hotel room.
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Out here in Singapore, (and I'm certain Hong Kong and London also have similar cards) we pay our fares on the local public transport network through a contact-less RFID card called EZ-Link [ezlink.com.sg] card. In addition, my gym's ID card is also tap-as-you-go RFID.
I really don't have much personalized data here [1], but for most Singaporeans, RFID-proof wallets are counter-intuitive in a sense. Why would anyone want a wallet with which (s)he can't tap the MRT fare gates?
[1] - I mean, YES if you were smart about it, an
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The snoop part is nothing to laugh about if it's in the hands of say a government who wants to know who attended a rally... but personally I'd worry more about the theft, some enterprising individual should be able to bump into you in line, clone your card, and be riding the train on your dime.
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The vast majority of access-control systems, that I know of, do not employ RFID chips in any case. The most popular proximity system that I'm aware of uses cards and readers made by HID Corporation. [hidcorp.com]
Said readers depend, typically, on either a 125kHz LF or 13.56Mhz HF signal to read a unique pattern coded into each card. Considering the penetrating power of LF and VLF signals (the Navy uses VLF [fas.org] to communicate with
Dude, what? (Score:2)
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