New Patent on TV Forces You to Watch Ads 470
WebHostingGuy writes "A patent application filed with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office says researchers of the Netherland-based consumer electronics company have created a technology that could let broadcasters freeze a channel during a commercial, so viewers wouldn't be able to avoid it. Philips acknowledged that this technology might not sit well with consumers and suggested in its patent filing that consumers be allowed to avoid the feature if they paid broadcasters a fee."
Wow, this technology works! (Score:5, Insightful)
The one thing thats worrying me though is that I'm a paying member here on slashdot, so theres a bug somewhere still.
Ahhh well, if slash can do it, so can I - heres the posting I made in the previous article:
Forget muting commercials, this is TV - when the ad break comes on, will I be able to switch channels?
What about the advertising on the other channels that I'm missing.
What if I am flicking around the channels (from a sanctioned spot) and happen upon a commercial, will I not be able to continue to the next channel?
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:4, Funny)
--jeffk++
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:2)
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re: (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:2)
I concur. I am currently paying $50/mo for mediocre programming on only about 4 channels that I actually watch when I do watch TV. The first time I notice I cannot change channels due to this is going to coincide with the exact same moment I find something else to waste my time on and cancel my cable subscription. Fuck that. The DVDs that force me to fast forward through all the marketi
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:2)
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:3, Funny)
That's funny. I thought the same thing when I saw "American Idol".
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:3, Interesting)
Well if this were to happen. I would be one of the first to make a counter hardware device that sits between the cable box and the tv that switches that flag off in the signal. For the flag to work, it would have to sit in a predictible place in the signal's bit-stream, so you just make a tv commercial-flag-bridge to take the signal in, modify the flag, and spit it out. That way the tv would always think it was on a show, and never in a commercial.
I would go this route as well. However I can't see it hap
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:5, Funny)
Then they better also ensure that the power supply for the TV and set-top box are hardwired into the wall, and that the mains fusebox is protected by a combination code. Otherwise, some knucklehead customers are going to switch off the entire setup at whatever access point is available, just out of principle.
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:2)
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:2)
An interesting side effect off this, though, is th
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:2)
It's also good that other companies would have to pay licensing fees to use this technology - hopefully no other manufacturers would
Re:they do force you to watch ads in your DVDs (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:5, Insightful)
Well, as always consider who gets to make this decission, and whether or not it's in their interests. Is it in the interests of Channel XYZ to get these extra eyeballs on their commercials? Damn straight. Of course, when it happens it will be "accidental". Honest.
Rememember, with TV YOU are the product. The TV company is essentially selling your time to the advertisers. In exchange for your time, they promise to entertain you.
Personally, I'd be for this system if (and only if) subscribing to the non-ad version completely removes all advertising. But that is never going to happen.
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:2)
Then what the hell am I paying $80/month for?
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:5, Funny)
Don't back-talk your pimp!
*smack*
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:2)
Have every station (that has ads) have the exact same commercial schedule. That way, whenever you switch channels, you would get commercials, just different ones. If I am listening to the radio I dont bother to switch channels during commercials because I know I am just going to get more commercials...
I for one would surf on over to CSPAN or PBS to stick it to the man. (With my luck it would be pledge week on PBS- but hey, I could get a
Re:Wow, this technology works! (Score:2)
I don't mind the ads... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I don't mind the ads... (Score:2)
Slashdot patent (Score:5, Funny)
Improvement? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Improvement? (Score:3, Insightful)
They probably don't care. They'll just do what everybody else does when their customers won't voluntarily support their business model: Pay Congress to force it on us.
I'd much rather pay a fee to a hacker (Score:2)
Jeez, I'm starting to feel more and more every day like I'm living in 1984.
-Eric
But I don't have a TV! (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously - its a good thing that there's a patent on this. The more heavily patented (with associated royalties, etc) something is, the less likely it is that industry will actually use it...
Re:But I don't have a TV! (Score:2)
That brings up a serious point I have pondered amidst all the SlashFUD on this topic...
Philips has patented this "flag". Neither congress nor the FCC has required its use.
Now, I see two possible outcomes here:
First, if the Congresscritters do mandate implementation, it would seem to me that Philips, simply by not licensing the use of their flag, could instantly drive
Re:But I don't have a TV! Well well welly well (Score:2, Insightful)
Dr. Brodsky: Sin? What's all this about sin?
Alex: That! Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!
Dr. Branom: Are you referring to the background score?
Alex: Yes.
Dr. Branom: You've heard Beethoven before?
Alex: Yes!
Dr. Brodsky: So, you're keen on music?
Alex: YES!
Dr. Brodsky: Can't be helped. Here's the punishment element perhaps.
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There are other TV manufacturers, too. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:There are other TV manufacturers, too. (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:There are other TV manufacturers, too. (Score:2)
Re:There are other TV manufacturers, too. (Score:2)
Good job. (Score:5, Funny)
I'm off to patent magazines that refuse to let you turn the page for 30 seconds if there's an ad on it.
Re:Good job. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Good job. (Score:2, Funny)
Summary (Score:3, Interesting)
No, we couldn't, because the content provider will set the "ad" flag during key parts of the actual program, which you don't want to miss.
OMG Clockwork Orange jokes.
'Nuff said.
Re:Summary (Score:2)
30 seconds into the future... (Score:5, Funny)
1) Forbid viewers from switching channels during commercials.
2) Forbid viewers from turning off their TV's.
3) Get promoted to CEO of Network 23.
4) Rule the World!
Bwahhhahahahahaha!
Mod Parent Up (Score:3, Informative)
Oh, I think it was "30 minutes into the future", wasn't it? Anybody out there whose memory wasn't shot off in the war?
I guess disabling the off button will be the next patent from Phillips.
Re:Mod Parent Up (Score:3, Informative)
It was "20 minutes into the future", and you can download the whole thing at DAP central [dapcentral.org]. Make sure you read the FAQ, and don't piss off Queued.
My next patent (Score:3, Funny)
Man, I'm gonna be rich...
Finally! (Score:2)
Anyone know how long it'll take before this is ready for retail? I want to get in early on the pre-orders - this is going to sell out pretty fast.
Today I'm ashamed to be Dutch (Score:2)
I'll never buy a TV with that feature (if it can't be activated/hacked or something)
Re:Today I'm ashamed to be Dutch (Score:2)
Yes but... (Score:5, Insightful)
Dear broadcasters: (Score:5, Insightful)
Best example: Matthew Lesko, the screaming asshole who hawks the book full of gubbermint programs to help you go to college, get a job, get money to pay your bills, etc. This idiot runs around in a coat covered in $-signs, looks like Waldo of "Where's Waldo" fame, and SCREAMS ABOUT HOW MUCH HE'S GOING TO HELP ME FIND MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT TO GET A CIRCUMCISION OR BOFF MY WIFE NEXT WEEK OR USE CAT FECES AS AN ALTERNATIVE FUEL SOURCE.
Second best example: Recently, Burger King started a commercial campaign to promote a new chicken sandwich. To do so, the commercial starts this slow music with lyrics that go like this:
Big.... buckin' chicken...
You are big... and you are chicken...
Big... Buckin' chicken...
The commercial features some clown in a chicken suit with a saddle on its back and another idiot riding in the saddle, probably a midget. I work from home, usually leaving the television on, tuned to Spike TV, since there's like a 5 hour marathon of ST:DS9 and ST:TNG reruns, which seem like heaven when compared with the rest of the afternoon fare. Spike ran this commercial at every break during that 5 hour marathon every weekday for the entire months of January through March. On my wife's days off, it was a race to see who could grab the remote the fastest to at least mute the idiocy that was that commercial. Since then, I've vowed never to eat at a Burger King again.
So, now they want to extort money from me to have control over an appliance I've paid upwards of $400 to $1000 US for? Fuck you, you assholes. I'll toss the bleedin' thing in the garbage and start pirating even *more* movies than I do from USENET. It's getting so that I really don't need the TV any more.
Re:Dear broadcasters: (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Dear broadcasters: (Score:4, Interesting)
Being in a similar situation, I certainly understand. I too work from home and I need some video noise to help me through the day sometimes. But I do it in a different way. I have a second monitor which is routinely playing TV shows. I've been re-running entire series (Did all the Star Treks last year, on the 3rd season of Northern exposure right now).
I like the noise, but commercials would actually distract me from work. No way I'd put up with that. I recommend you try getting commercial free versions of your favorite shows. I won't comment on where to get them...
Re:Dear broadcasters: (Score:2)
I've heard that there are these mythical places called "stores", which can provide commercial-free versions of television shows in exchange for money. They're even nice enough to provide you with a tidy box to keep the shows in. The only problem is that there are a few shows I would like to give them money for, but which they never seem to have, such as Max Headroom.
Re:Dear broadcasters: (Score:2)
So who exactly is going to pay (Score:2, Interesting)
for all the content you want to watch. Leaving to one side all the DRM arguments it actually costs quite a bit of cash to make a decent TV program. Either you pay through public subscription - like the TV license fee here in the UK, or you pay via advertising. And if you pay via advertisong then it's down to the advertisers to say what ads they want to show.
And the annoying ones - they're the ones that work. Ask any Brit about the most annoying add ever and you'll hear 'shake'n'vac' mentioned. Ask any Bri
The same people who pay now, that's who (Score:2)
Maybe the advertisers will? Just a thought. Seriously, they seem to have no problem paying the broadcasters under the current system, where everyone's free to change the channel whenever they want.
I'm so sick of this sort of whining. "Oh no! The poor broadcasters! If you aren't forced to sit through the advertisements, where will they get thier money?" The fact is, we haven't ever been forced to sit through the advertisements in th
Re:The same people who pay now, that's who (Score:3, Insightful)
On the other hand new technology, which hasn't percolated down to Mom and Pop level yet but soon will will allow all the viewers to skip the ads, not just the tech savy ones. The advertisers will say, with good reason, why waste money on TV a
Re:Dear broadcasters: (Score:2)
I gotta tell ya man (Score:2)
what the fuck is this guy watching that he see's that $ suit guy constantly. I've seen that- maybe twice, and yes- it is distinctive.. but I couldn't imagine my tv habits being such that I'd see that commercial often.
then you identify that you have on, apparently most weekdays, five hour marathons of ST shows.
I think the shows you are watching should be insulting to your intelligence.. to the degree in which you are watching them.
Everything in moderation man....
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Re:Dear broadcasters: (Score:2)
They don't make ads so you'll be impressed with their intelligence.
They make ads so you'll be thinking about their product, and aware of their brand.
DON'T BE A TOOL! STOP SPREADING THEIR BRAND ON YOUR OWN TIME!
Because if you show them their shit works, they won't stop doing it.
Re:Dear broadcasters: (Score:4, Insightful)
Dear User,
We understand your concerns and will forward it to our customer complaint department at the local sanitation department. As a temporary solution we suggest that you buy one of our improved TV models. These models, which are the same as yours, range in the price of $1600-$4000 but have the added benefit of allowing you to change channels during commercials
We do want you to enjoy your TV experience, but the added cost of TV production has given the need for this new technology.
Sincerely,
TV Customer Service
P.S. You will be getting a knock on your door from the FBI for attempting to circumvent our commercial broadcasting experience.
Re:Dear broadcasters: (Score:2)
I Already PAY a Fee (Score:5, Insightful)
Product placement is gonna get more and more common and intrusive as the old way of just showing commercials becomes less and less profitable. Wait till people stop mid show, hold up a bottle of dawn and smile and say how much they love how it makes their hands feel. What's old is new again.
Re:I Already PAY a Fee (Score:5, Informative)
"PAY TV" (Score:5, Interesting)
What happened? How incredibly greedy can people become? Television shows make millions, and cable providers make millions, etc. etc.
I remember they once talked about showing ads while shows aired, an almost Truman Show-esque "Joey drinks Coca-Cola" while watching Friends.
And now they wonder why people pirate television programs, movies, games, music, etc.? Because it has become not only inconvenient to watch, use, or play due to the number of advertisements in everything nowadays, but we are PAYING for them.
Just like buying clothes at the Gap, and billboarding their logo to everyone, what's next? Car Insurance companies will require you to paste their logo on your car? Or how about when you see the dentist? Will they make you wear a hat pointing downward saying "This smile brought to you by Dr. Dentafark".
Now possibly moving outward to an off-topic, but people question why youth today are so different, have a look at how many advertisements they see, and wear every day!
Re:"PAY TV" (Score:2)
That's pretty much how it was in the 1950's. A lot of advertising was accomplished using product placement, or even cheesy game shows whose entire purpose was to promote a product. There's a great clip out there of Fred and Barney of the Flintstones, stopping mid-show to take a Marlboro break, and extoll the virtues of its flavor. And this was radio, but what about
Re:"PAY TV" (Score:2)
What upsets me about commercialism nowadays is that it's obnoxious; yes, Fred and Barney stopped for a smooth and rich Marlboro break, but they never said "Smoke these, and girls will love you, you disgusting bastard!". Commercialism nowadays tells you that Axe Deodorant makes you attractive, and girls' makeup is nec
Re:"PAY TV" (Score:2)
That's nothing (Score:5, Funny)
What a Brilliant Stroke of Marketing Genius! (Score:2, Insightful)
They never learn (Score:3, Interesting)
Comment removed (Score:3, Insightful)
When supply and demand does not work (Score:2, Funny)
Nothing to see here, please move along.
After a word from our spons
<I don't know how to pause text, but when I figure it out, I'll patent it for web advertsements>
Really Mad scientists (Score:2)
Give it a while (Score:3, Insightful)
I mean, seriously
Also, I don't see what there is to grant a patent against. Either there's already a spec for an "advertisement" flag, in which case making use of it to enforce viewing of advertisements should be obvious; or there isn't a spec for an "advertisement" flag, in which case introducing such a flag would be obvious. Patent application is invalid on grounds of obviety either way. Ting! Next, please.
Bad enough already (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Bad enough already (Score:2)
Extortion (Score:2)
Don't be upset by an excerpt (Score:2, Insightful)
Either your money or your time, folks (Score:2)
Re:Either your money or your time, folks (Score:2)
In the long term, it's not even very good for the advertisers or the networks. While cramming in more adverts may produce greater profits in the short term, by making TV less attractive they are making alternatives (DVDs, WWW etc) more appealing, so long term it may actually reduce
clarification please (Score:3, Interesting)
I would really like to know exactly what this technology is about because I see it in two contexts, one annoying, and the other evil (and maybe not legal?).
I can't tell from the article if this technology relates to constraining a viewer to watch commercials when watching a pre-recorded show, i.e., something on a Personal Video Recorder (like a Tivo), or if this is something that prevents a viewer from channel surfing while a channel breaks for commercials.
The former (pre-recorded show viewing) is something I've heard about for a long time, for example I've heard Tivo has played with instantiating "popup" ads if you fast forward through commercials while watching a recorded show. Regardless, while this is annoying, I guess it's their call -- but for sure, it'll cut back on how much I'm watching -- it's already borderline for what I find tolerable with encroaching advertising (product placement, etc. -- anyone see the pandering "sidekick" product placement in Tuesday's Gilmore Girls? For Heck's sake, it was actually written into the script!).
However, if this is about locking in to a station during commercial breaks, I would be (and I assume the viewing public) outraged! How dare they. Aside from the egregious nature of this, I can't imagine it would be a legal tactic. Certainly any potentially "competing" channel would be up in arms over something like this, unless of course there is future collusion to ensure commercials are all aired at exactly the same time, thus attenuating the incentive to surf during commercial breaks.
Anyone know the answer to exactly what this technology is?
A fee!? (Score:2)
We already do!
War without end (Score:2)
Then Google came along and now you could look for stuff you really wanted or needed. Broadcasting advertising is mostly for stuff you wouldn't want and for which someone is trying to create a demand. So you resist watchi
Now the question is... (Score:4, Interesting)
i guess this is a phillips ad (Score:3, Funny)
Dear Advertisers, Broadcasters, and TV Makers (Score:3, Insightful)
I'm sure the mute button works just fine (Score:2)
On a side note, there was a study a few months ago that showed that people that fast forward through commercials retained the same amount of information from the commercials as those that watched them as they played. The conclusion of the study is that advertisers sho
Max Headroom Era Approaching Fast! (Score:3, Funny)
Each day, as I read more and more about how content providers are trying to control our view habits, I am reminded of the old Max Headroom show where Corporations ruled and Ratings were more important than anything else.
We better prepare to get off the grid!
Blanks Unite!
But how will we know when and where to unite if we're not connected?
This could go so wrong.... (Score:3, Insightful)
There is a rule in user-interface design that says the user must always be in control. Unfortunately, the quest for bigger profits seems to be redefining who the user is, taking control away from the consumer and giving it to the producer.
Re:dupe?? (Score:2)
Re:And this is why I don't watch TV (Score:2)
I recently had to travel to North Korea (don't ask... work related) much as I had to travel to the former Soviet Union, and billboards are noticeable by their absence. These places look dull. Even though we have advertising forced on us 90% of the time advertisements are (usually) asthetically pleasing, vibrant and a sign of economic growth.
Yeh, they annoy me a lot of the time too, but they are
Re:And this is why I don't watch TV (Score:2)
Re:And this is why I don't watch TV (Score:2)
Re:And this is why I don't watch TV (Score:2)
Re:Seriously? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Seriously? (Score:2)
Re:Seriously? (Score:5, Insightful)
Who owns my remote? Me, or the content provider? If I want to change the channel and watch something else, that's my right.
Until my TV comes with a EULA stating that I am not buying the hardware, and that I'm just licensed to use the hardware however Fox network sees fit. And that is the day I stop buying TV's.
Re:It's not just up to the broadcasters (Score:2)
I don't think people would be changing their TVs overnight just to get this brilliant feature anyway.
And suing for missing something (*anything*) on TV is just stupid. Almost as stupid as suing for accidentally seeing a Jackson nipple on TV. Besides, anybody stupid enough to buy a TV with this feature deserves to miss any and all
Re:TV through your PC (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:A different model... (Score:2)
It used to be that there weren't any commercials, it was *all* sponsored.
Why do you think they're called soap operas?
Re:Not quite. (Score:2)