Microsoft Becomes Wembley Stadium's Backer 94
Xlylith writes "BBC News is reporting that Bill Gates and software giant Microsoft have signed to become first "Founding Partner" of the new Wembley stadium, in a five-year deal worth at least £5m. Microsoft technology will be used in the stadium, and the firm will get use of the pitch for 90 minutes a year. Guess where Vista will be launched in UK next year? Microsoft's press release is also available."
Next Year (Score:4, Funny)
Next year? Are you sure?
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Actually I'd rather they did try name it after themselfs since football is the national game here in the UK, and as this is the national stadium, think of all anti-MS feeling that would develop. People who never otherwise would have cared less, would want to boycott MS. How do you do that people ask: answer == F(O)SS. Think it wouldn't happen? My local football team tried to name it's stadium after an insu
Re:Next Year (Score:2)
Still, let's hope they get it finished in time for the 2006 FA Cup. It's embarrassing having that played in a neighbouring country (albeit a relatively friendly one).
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Re:just liek google (Score:2)
They call that "Marketing", from what I've heard...
Re:just liek goldenpalace (Score:1)
Good place to catch a virus (Score:1, Funny)
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Hmm.. (Score:1)
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Football teams of the Americas:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CONMEBOL [wikipedia.org]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CONCACAF [wikipedia.org]
It seems "soccer" is a major sport in the Americas afterall.
OOO Usians (Score:1)
Re:Hmm.. (Score:1)
Or Microsoft Football for anyone who's not from USA.
News for Jogs, stuff that matters. (Score:1)
Re:Why so slow with the BBC News stories here? (Score:2)
Astroturfing (Score:4, Funny)
Bon Jovi to open new Wembley! (Score:2, Informative)
Read more. [wbtimes.co.uk]
Re:Bon Jovi to open new Wembley! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Bon Jovi to open new Wembley! (Score:2)
Like bad medicine? But I'm a cowboy! On a steel horse I ride! I'm a fighter, I'm a poet, I'm a preacher! I've been to school and baby, I've been the teacher! We've got to hold on ready or not! You live for the fight when it's all that you've got!
Re:Bon Jovi to open new Wembley! (Score:3, Funny)
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Also as to why Bon Jovi will be the first band to open the stadium. They were the last ones to play in the Old Wembley before it was
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Bon Jobby: Living on a Jobby (Score:2)
When I was 12, I had this friend and we used to sing "Bon Jobby: Living on a Jobby" together.
We gotta hold on to what we got,
It doesn't make a difference if we do one or not,
We've got each other and that's all right for jobbies,
We'll give it a shot!
Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh we're half way there,
Oh oh, living on a jobby..
Feature (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Feature (Score:2, Funny)
Modular dynamic chairs with a new ergonomic ass-to-chair interface for better posterior synergy.
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Great ... replays powered by Windows Media Player (Score:3, Funny)
I hope they use Vista to control the annoying advertising boards with scrolling animated adverts though. I'll be happy to see them go blank.
Re:Great ... replays powered by Windows Media Play (Score:5, Funny)
"Well, Andy, as you can clearly see from the replay, the defender performed an illegal operation and the referee had no choice but to send an error report to Microsoft."
Same old, same old (Score:2)
But you can't say it doesn't work.
Re:Same old, same old (Score:2)
So I guess Staples, Qualcomm, and every other company that's ever bought sponsorship of a venue is now aggressive? I love how when MS does it, it's always evil. I'm suprised they don't own all the stadiums.
A great place to put the logo... (Score:1)
Re:A great place to put the logo... (Score:5, Informative)
There is no home team as such, it is the new English national stadium. It is the neutral venue for the major football and rugby league cup finals. While the ground has been redeveloped the FA Cup final, League Cup final and Charity Shield have been been played at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff (the Welsh national stadium).
The England national team (who have being playing most of their matches in Manchester, Newcastle and Birmingham in recent years) will be playing their home matches at Wembley, but in association football, national teams do not have shirt sponsors in the same way as club sides do (it is still considered somewhat vulgar to sell out your country to some corporate interest, though no doubt things will eventually change as most other sports have gone this way).
The new Wembley stadium has taken longer than first forecast and run a long way over budget but it should be a spectacular venue. It will be the largest capacity sports venue in the world in which every seat is under cover, with a sliding roof so that the grass can be protected from/exposed to the weather as required, and each seat will have more leg room than the seats in the royal box at the old Wembley. In the words of Tony Banks, "it will make the Stade de France look like a dog kennel". Surprisingly, it will only be used for football at the 2012 Olympics, with a smaller, 80,000 seat Olympic stadium being built in the East of the city.
Re:A great place to put the logo... (Score:1)
I hope the football players watch out for the rift.
Re:Charity Shield now Community Shield (Score:2)
From the EULA : (Score:1)
Safe bet (Score:5, Funny)
This is a safe use of Windows. If it crashes, and the building isn't moving it can't collide with anything.
Hot dogs can continue to cook with residual heat, and be served while the servers are repaired.
Sooner or later the blue screen of death will hit the big board but the worst that will happen is people get a good chuckle and don't know what the current score is.
Linux will make it inside as PDAs/cell phones with Linux will work despite Microsoft efforts.
Hey, now you can watch a live game and hack a computer at the same time! Just don't lock the doors.
Well... (Score:2)
For this reason, the sliding roof remains an integral part of the design for the new Wembley. Options such as a palletised pitch (moving a patchwork pitch in and out of the Stadium between events) or regularly re-laying the pitch were rejected as inappropriate for Wembley. Instead, computer models have been made of air movement and sunlight on the existing pitch and the unique moving roof designed for the new Stadium. This will be left open betwee
Re:Safe bet (Score:2)
Never seen a drunk at a sports game have you? If the time/score/anything on the big board is wrong they get pissed...they don't chuckle...they get pissed.
Google Stadium (Score:2)
I want a google stadium. It runs LINUX!
Re:Google Stadium (Score:2, Funny)
You would turn up for an event to be asked "Did you mean to see
You would like the experience though, and leave with a general feeling of wellbeing and none evilness.
Microsoft Purchases England. (Score:4, Funny)
Microsoft signs as England backer
Bill Gates and software giant Microsoft and the Queen have signed to become first "Founding Partner" of the new England, in a five-year deal worth at least £50m.
Microsoft technology will be used in all official functions, and the firm will get use of the soil for 90 minutes a year.
'Iconic'
"We are tremendously proud to be the first (founding partner)," said Nick Barley, business and marketing officer of Microsoft UK.
"You won't see our name on consumers' shirts but there is something about England - it's an icon, it's a legend, it's part of British culture and life. The word Microsoft will appear on every one of their biometric ID cards, which will be renamed to Passport and we're working on a deal to transcribe it into consumers genes and have obtained a patent for that."
The original England opened in 1066 and eventually became the British Empire. The Empire won its last match against Germany in the century and recently defeated Argentina.
Regeneration programme
English executives say over two million visitors will visit the England each year, and that the project will generate approximately 5,000 new jobs.
The deal is at the heart of a regeneration programme called Vision 2020, creating new homes, offices and community sport and leisure facilities as well as improved public transport links.
However its construction has not been entirely smooth, with delays and cost overruns, with Australian builders Multiplex saying it will not make a profit on the contract. Bill Gates dissmissed the builder's assertions saying the new facts will get TCO straight.
"The union of Microsoft and the new state-of-the-art kingdom is fantastic news and will help resurrect the Empire as the world's leading sports and entertainment venue," said a representative.
Business Aims
"We won't have any of that Open Business going on here," Bill smiled as he toured a Castle, "I got so sick of hearing people slipping out of my grip in Munich, Mass and all that. We're going to enjoy a good market here and everywhere we are able to purchase customers."
Disney and Warner executives were stung by the deal. A collective "I can't believe we let that tin horn beat us to it!" was heard in board meetings in both companies.
Re:Microsoft Purchases England. (Score:2)
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Stadium Sponsor Curse (Score:4, Informative)
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So what? (Score:1)
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BSOD (Score:5, Funny)
Second Tuesday (Score:3, Funny)
If the servers crash...... (Score:2)
They think it's all over... (Score:3, Funny)
(http://www.answers.com/topic/they-think-it-s-all
Bad move... (Score:1)
Cast Your Cares Away! (Score:1)
Couldn't be more apt. (Score:2)
Wembley stadium was originally scheduled to be opened in 2003. It's been delayed to 2006. And the centerpiece of the design was to be "four scyscraping masts". The new Pillars of Wembley perhaps? Amid lots of delays and mis-management, the new Pillars of Wembley have been dropped from the plans, and are to be replaced with an arch instead.
Nowhere could be more apt to launch Longhorn.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/406613.stm [bbc.co.uk]
In other news... (Score:2)
Microsoftball (Score:2)
This ball has been sponsored by Microsoft.
Please read the EULA for more information and legal terms.
Well That Cretainly Explains... (Score:1)
Vista Launch?!?!?! (Score:2)
Now, that venue seats 3,000 people, and while I am of course an extremely important person, I'm not so important that they had to exclude 70,000 lesser people. So launching Vista in a 73,000 capacity venue is going to look a bit sparse, don't you think?
Re:Vista Launch?!?!?! (Score:1)
Alternatively they might be launching it to a select few in one of the corpe
UKian MSofties: report back to the mothership. (Score:2)
The new Wembley stadium is late by several years, grossly over budget and most likely to annoy people in the UK since it is a monument to centralization in London (finals of any major football tournaments are traditionally played there, meaning that out of London fans have to travel to London, with all the inconvenience this carries).
Wembley has become sinonimous with incompetence (up there with the Mil