

Louisiana Towns Going High-Tech 331
wolverineinspector writes "Mink, LA is finally getting telephone land lines after the neighbouring communities got theirs in 1970. In the article they also say that as many as 6.2% of US homes don't have phone service - that would mean that 19 million Americans don't have wired phone lines available to them."
Just because 6.2% don't have phones (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones (Score:2)
Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones (Score:2, Informative)
'Nother night gathered roun' the pay phone.... (Score:2)
It means "No Secrets"
From the article:
Apparently, life around there is incredibly boring too. From the descriptions the article has of the inhabitants, I can't imagine their phone calls being very thrilling. hanzie
Re:'Nother night gathered roun' the pay phone.... (Score:2, Insightful)
Kind of like blogs, really.
Bad Credit? (Score:3, Funny)
I'm guessing it's bad credit.
It said phones "of some kind" (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones (Score:2, Insightful)
LK
Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones (Score:5, Interesting)
Land line telephones = bad; cell phones (or telephones kept "out of the house") = good.
Utility power = bad; small portable generators = good
Computers = bad; Palm Pilots/Pocket PCs = good (no word on the Zaurus though - maybe that just gets you into Purgatory)
John Deere = bad; draft horses = good (and with that they're able to make a larger profit per acre farming than the typical farm in the country).
There's probably something to learn from them about not letting technology drive your life, but I don't have time to think about that now - back to Slashdot!
Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones (Score:2)
Does this mean Luke Skkywalker is Amish? IIRC, he was using a portable generator to charge R2D2 when visiting Yoda, but I have'nt seen him plugging the android into a wall.
Hm.. more serious.. How can it be that carrying a portable generator is NOT abusive to their religion, but plugging in the same equipment into the wall is? You can kick your toes into portable equipment, you can trip over it etc.
As far as pho
Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones (Score:3, Funny)
That's because the droid and generator were both 110V, but the wall current was 220V. Remember, Uncle Owen wouldn't let him go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.
Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones (Score:2)
While I'm certainly no expert on their beliefs, one thing that was clear is that technology was tolerable for work (or to increase productivity) but not pleasure.
Many Amish had power in their barns; for example to run lights so they could work longer hours. Some would use tractors, but not drive cars. It would not surprise me at all that Amish would use phones or cellular phones if it were related to business and selling go
Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones (Score:2)
Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones (Score:2)
We placed an ATM in town and Shazam orders the lines and defaults to the ILEC (Iowa Telecom) - with similar results.
The RTA's and (in Iowa at least) the independent local telephone companies are worth their weight in gold - you can actually call someone to get something done - and it does!
VoIP? (Score:2, Interesting)
All they need to do is get two-way satellite internet service (Admittedly not cheap), and then subscribe for VoIP. The benefit of course is that since they're not technically in any area code, they can pick any area code and join it.
Yes, satellite has high latency (Something like 500ms minimum), but on a telephone half a second of delay isn't really noticeable. The only question would be if the VoIP app w
why bother when there are cell phones? (Score:4, Interesting)
surely they have cell phone signals there... why bother with a land line? how are they going to recuperate the capital cost?
Re:why bother when there are cell phones? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:why bother when there are cell phones? (Score:2)
Re:why bother when there are cell phones? (Score:3, Insightful)
It's not just about voice: xDSL services also run over landlines. In the UK wireless broadband services are almost always significantly more expensive than wired, and are often considered as a last resort solution. Even with the considerably more dispersed population of the bulk of the US, I doubt that things are much different on the other side of the pond.
Re:why bother when there are cell phones? (Score:2)
This place is probably too far from the CO to get any kind of DSL service at all.
Re:why bother when there are cell phones? (Score:2)
Re: (Score:3, Informative)
Re:why bother when there are cell phones? (Score:2)
Call towers typically only cover a few miles (2-3 mile radius IIRC). Also, there has to be land-line phone service in the area already; that's how the towers are connected to the telephone network. A cell company is not going to pay the huge fees to run service to areas off the normal telco map; they'd never break even on the tower (and I don't think cell service is covered by the Universal Service Fund).
Most people I know dont have phone lines. (Score:4, Insightful)
Does this include the number of people who have cellphones that dont want a land line.
Or how about the people that just dont want a land line. Or get digital phone service from their cable provider.
Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. (Score:3, Informative)
If they have any type of phone service, they have been counted.
The statistic doesn't say how many of those 6.2% of people live way out in the middle of nowhere (ie. Alaska), or how many may simply have decided they don't need a telephone.
Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. (Score:2)
Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. (Score:2)
I personally would feel uncomfortable not having a land line. Of course I also have a cell, as that is a necessity nowadays, especially for any technophile ("geek".
If I have an emergency, I want to know I can dial 911 and the line will be working and the local authorities notified (not some remote center) and they will know who and where I am.
Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. (Score:2)
Telephones just now, eh? (Score:4, Funny)
Forget Telephone Lines! (Score:2)
So guess what?
Cable is about to explode with services.
Check out vonage.com
Get yourself connected.
$10 for equipment
$15 per month unlimted North America calling.
Say goodbye to the phrase, "Long Distance".
Then say hello to, "TiVo, Replay and MythTv" while your at it.
Re:Vonage sucks -- Re:Forget Telephone Lines! (Score:2)
Re:Forget Telephone Lines! (Score:2)
Re:Forget Telephone Lines! (Score:2)
Mabye in Mink they have to rely on Cband.
I can't believe some neighbor wasn't smart enough to buy some coax and split a line with they guy down the lane.
Don't underestimate those pig farms now, ya hear!
Re:it's $25+tax for unlimited calling (Score:2)
Don't forget the Amish (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Don't forget the Amish (Score:2)
Its so interesting that there exists a religion that won't allow contact with land line devices.
Yet TV is ok?
Informative for anyone who has not known this.
and Funny as hell to see how they get around the problem.
Re:Don't forget the Amish (Score:2)
Re:Don't forget the Amish (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Don't forget the Amish (Score:2)
Re:Don't forget the Amish (Score:2)
Scott Neader of La Crosse, Wisconsin, near Cashton, the largest Amish settlement in Wisconsin, is the owner of the URL (web site address) http://Amish.Net and the owner of Internet Solutions where he hosts and builds websites. Laurie, Neader's wife, first used Amish.Net from 1997 to market quilts made by Cashton's Amish women.
Re:Don't forget the Amish (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Don't forget the Amish (Score:2)
I didn't either... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:I didn't either... (Score:5, Funny)
At the very least, use it for some fun. Just get an answering machine without a ringer. Here's some ideas to get you started:
1. Record the little error tone that the phone company uses and get a woman to do a really pinched voice, "The number you have called, 555-1234, has been changed. The new number is 555-1234. Please note this change."
2. Get someone to do the voice of an elderly person, "Hello? Hello? You're goana have to speak up sonny, I'm a little hard of hearing. What? You're calling from who?" It helps if you can get a really long recording time.
3. I'm going to assume from your username that you're down in Texas. Just record something really unpleasant happening on a farm to a cow.
4. Fax handshake. For added style points, record a message and record a 300 baud modem sending it in plaintext ala Information Society.
5. Amusing excerpts - for a while I had bits of Deliverence or the introduction to Jesus Built My Hotrod as my message.
6. Same concept as 2, but get an actual little kid. "No, Daddy doesn't want to talk to you. I have blocks. I like them. I make..."
At the end of the month, play back the messages and see if you got any amusing responses. It would be more amusing to hack up a Linux telephony box so you could record their responses as the message plays, but that might be a little too much effort.
Re:I didn't either... (Score:2)
Re:I didn't either... (Score:2)
Don't put a phone on the land line. (Score:2)
Sign up for the Do Not Call list (Score:3, Informative)
Also, you should check on the requirement of a line for the security sy
Re:I didn't either... (Score:2)
Re:I didn't either... (Score:2)
Demand - Supply (Score:3, Informative)
I have to believe, though, that if the people of Mink, LA really wanted phone coverage some company would have wanted to sell it to them. I guess it wasn't worth it, until now, for just fifteen homes.
Re:Demand - Supply (Score:2)
Hell, I'm phoneing those people right now!
Time to buy a plane ticket I guess.
Re:Demand - Supply (Score:2)
She was screwed. At most, she should only have to pay for the run from her house to the nearest splice box, which should be installed within a few hundred feet of the house. It's too bad she already paid, she should have taken the case to the state or county public service com
Re:Demand - Supply (Score:2)
Re:Demand - Supply (Score:2)
I should have been more clear -- they shouldn't charge her ANYTHING for brining the infrastructure to her property line. She may be required to pay for the cable run from the nearest (newly
Re:Demand - Supply (Score:2)
I had sbc drop a 6 pair lead-in from a utility pole to the home i'm in right now, about 100 yards worth. The contractor had to run the bloody thing under a fence, not to mention tunneling under TWO concrete drivew
Re:Demand - Supply (Score:3, Insightful)
Rural Telecommunications Acts (Score:5, Informative)
The only catch is the telco territory boundries. Sometimes two telcos will bicker over who gets to (or who has to) string the lines. A vist to your state's public services commissioner will get things moving though.
Re:Rural Telecommunications Acts (Score:3, Insightful)
Hm, I wonder how many of these people moved out to the country because they wanted to "get the government off their backs", or were looking for lower taxes...
Re:Errr.. Universal Service Fund (Score:2)
Re:Errr.. Universal Service Fund-Bitter Pill. (Score:2)
What the hell? (Score:4, Funny)
Whaaaaaa?
Re:What the hell? (Score:2)
"Those are the people that voted red."
Huh? (Score:5, Interesting)
Consider that Nielson would probably have done telephone surveys to determine these statistics, how exactly do they calculate how many people don't have phones?
"Hey, call Floyd and ask if he's got a phone!"
Who's Floyd? What's his number?
I don't know, but there must be a Floyd. Hmm, not in the white pages, so he must not have a phone
So don't call him, but when you call him, ask him if he has a T.V.
Can you say Reductio ad absurdum kids? I knew you could!
Re:Huh? (Score:3, Informative)
They use the Census.
"Recognizing the need for more precise periodic measurements of subscribership, the Commission requested that the Census Bureau include questions on telephone availability as part of its CPS, which monitors demographic trends between the decennial censuses."
Re:Huh? (Score:2)
O.K so I glossed over unlisted numbers, but they could also gather that data from telcos. Just call up the telco and ask how many people they have subscribed. Add them all up, subtract that from the total population.
Re:Huh? (Score:2)
technology in rural America (Score:2, Informative)
as of 1994 100,000 homes
http://lists.cohousing.org/archives/cohous
How-To
http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/a/network
I was talking to a tech friend of mine the other day. He said about 40% of the homes where he came from didn't have electricity! This was in Id, USA... Crazy eh?
Telephone service (Score:3, Interesting)
Before that, if we needed to make a telephone call, we had to go to my grandmother's house.
More often, we'd call my grandmother on the radio and she'd place the call for us.
WTF (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:WTF (Score:2)
weren't the only one offended (Score:3, Informative)
Last I checked *I* contributed to this becuase the phone
companies feel the need to be reimbursed for the cost of
business of their (near) monopo
Huh? Dont tell me... (Score:3, Funny)
Was it a PHONE survey? Please dont say it so..
They'll be getting electricity soon too... (Score:2, Funny)
Map? Directions? (Score:3, Interesting)
Boy... we may be behind here in louisiana... but.. (Score:4, Funny)
My Dad got a wired phone in 1998 (Score:2, Informative)
For me, it's cheaper to use a cell phon
That's not the only spot without phone service.... (Score:2, Interesting)
I read in the local paper last year about some guy trying to get a wired line from the local phone company (Verizon) and they told him it would be about $35,000 or so to hook him up, due to there being no local phone network in the area. Far as I know, he's still without a phone though he said he was going to start his own phone company.
In this day and age ??? (Score:2)
couln't they just pull a 10GE fiber and each house would have had a 1G internet connection, with phone and catv ???
pfff pathetic
Universal Service (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:welcome to teh 20th century (Score:3, Funny)
"Hi. Got Skype?"
Re: welcome to teh 20th century (Score:2, Funny)
"Yes? Hello?"
"Hello! I am calling you to inform you of our wonderful new product line, introduced this week. Would you care to take a little time and hear more about it?"
"WTF ?!?"
"I see. Sorry to have bothered you. Have a nice day, ma'am."
Re:and (Score:5, Funny)
Re:and (Score:3, Funny)
Re:and (Score:2)
Re:Direcway and VOIP (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Direcway and VOIP (Score:2)
-dameron
Not really dumb (Score:2)
Means large parts of the united states probably wont see broadband in this decade because it's not immediately profitable for their providers.
I dont see why the government can't set goals for broadband availability since it'll cripple the US if parts of it fall behind Europe and Asia.
Re:his math is way off too (Score:2, Informative)
Re:his math is way off too (Score:2)
Re:Since when.. (Score:2)
Re:Since when.. (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Reasons why people don't have phone service (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:bag phones? (Score:2)
Re:bag phones? (Score:2)
I'm 35, and I've never heard of a "bag phone". I've seen huge cell phones in cars or briefcases. Then in the past 15 years I saw the smaller, but still huge brick cell phones. But in any of those cases, people just called them "phones". And none of them were in "bags".
I'm guessing you're talking about people carrying around car phones or briefcase phones in a bag, but the closest I've ever seen to a "phone in a bag" was the phone in the briefcase.
Maybe it's a
Re:I know the feeling (Score:2)
Re:Amish (Score:2)