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Mac Thief Caught Thanks To Applescript & Timbuktu

Posted by CmdrTaco on Thu Jan 24, 2002 05:12 AM
from the funny-late-night-story dept.
el.cerrito.slasher sent in an amusing bit found on MacSlash. This story is a tale of a stolen iMac that just happened to be running Timbuktu (a remote control program like VNC I believe). Well the stolen box kept getting used, and the owner was able to track it down through a variety of amusing Timbuktu Fu. Funny story.
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  • applescript strikes back (Score:4, Interesting)

    by athagon (410963) on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:16AM (#2893448) Homepage
    What a brilliant idea. AppleScript - although simplistic and arcane - obviously has some uses. Forget getting the iTunes song or FTPing files, here comes the Timbuktu/AppleScript remote-disk-erase squad! ^_^
    • Re:applescript strikes back by Alan Partridge (Score:2) Thursday January 24 2002, @06:01AM
    • Re:applescript strikes back (Score:5, Funny)

      by gazbo (517111) on Thursday January 24 2002, @06:09AM (#2893567)
      set AppleScript's text item delimiters to {""}

      Yikes! That is some urglee code. I mean come on, since when has code used a possessive apostrophe? It's just......wrong.

      I'll grant it's wonderfully readable, but in people's experience, is it actually easy to write? I can imagine having difficulty remembering all of the exact 'easy-to-use' identifiers. Also, in some cases it seemed to match good grammar, whereas in other cases parts of verbs, plurals etc. were not used correctly. Is there a set of special cases you have to remember or what?
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      • Re:applescript strikes back (Score:5, Insightful)

        by Alan Partridge (516639) on Thursday January 24 2002, @06:24AM (#2893587) Journal
        AppleScript is UNBELEIVABLY easy to write. If you have any kind of logic in your soul and speak English, you can automate your plastic pal to death. We actually run our business on .as, it's just great to have a script that runs when you drop a video capure file on a folder, runs Cleaner to compress it, BBEdit to knock up some HTML, DeBabelizer to cobble together some GIF thumbnails, Fetch to upload it and IE to spring open to look at the site. All while preparing coffee or beating the crap out of some guards in Oni.
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        • Re:applescript strikes back (Score:5, Informative)

          by smagoun (546733) on Thursday January 24 2002, @08:50AM (#2893890) Homepage
          Not only is Applescript unbelievably easy to write, it's easy to execute, too - drop an Applescript or three into the "Speakable Items" folder on the Mac, and your Applescripts are suddenly voice commands for your computer. This brings you a long way toward full voice command of your computer, depending on what you need.

          "Computer, update website" (computer executes the 'update website' applescript, which would probably be very similar to the parent post's Applescript"

          Since Applescript is easy, powerful, and voice-activated like this, you can do some amazing stuff on the mac with very little effort. It impresses the hell out of other people, too.

          (FWIW, the PC emulator VirtualPC is Applescriptable - you can have a LOT of fun with that: imagine the above Applescript, but add the part where the script fires up VirtualPC and loads your webpage in IE for Windows to make sure it looks good on that platform too. All this while you're playing Oni)

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        • Re:applescript strikes back by PaschalNee (Score:1) Thursday January 24 2002, @11:14AM
      • Re:applescript strikes back (Score:5, Interesting)

        by Morth (322218) on Thursday January 24 2002, @06:25AM (#2893588)
        Yikes! That is some urglee code. I mean come on, since when has code used a possessive apostrophe?

        Since AppleScript was invented, obviously. (90-91?)
        IIRC, set text item delimiters of AppleScript to {":"} works just as well. It's the versatility and its way of knowing where to put parentheses that makes AppleScript easy.

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      • Re:applescript strikes back by nzhavok (Score:2) Thursday January 24 2002, @07:20AM
      • Re:applescript strikes back by @madeus (Score:1) Thursday January 24 2002, @08:20AM
      • Re:applescript strikes back (Score:5, Insightful)

        by melatonin (443194) on Thursday January 24 2002, @10:43AM (#2894470)
        Yikes! That is some urglee code. I mean come on, since when has code used a possessive apostrophe? It's just......wrong.

        Uh, no, it just makes sense. Possessive apostrophes are awesome for programming languages.

        c++/java:
        foo->bar()

        AppleScript:
        foo's bar()
        bar() of foo

        It's a hell of a lot easier to type.

        PHP:
        $myArray[3]

        WebSiphon:
        myArray'3

        It's not wrong, it makes sense. Just try typing those lines of code there. I wish more programming languages used it.

        And ya, it's very easy to write. That is, once you understand that it is a programming language which has its own way of forming meaningful statements, so that something that makes sense in English doesn't necessarily mean it will make sense to AppleScript :)

        AS is best for making objects from different programs work together. It's a solution to the interoperability problem. Each program can describe itself with verbs and nouns, and AppleScript's syntax is very good at mashing those things from different programs together.

        It's not so great for coding intense algorithms, as it tends to be verbose.

        set foo to 5
        foo = 5

        When you do have to make programs talk to each other, AS makes wonderful glue. AS is intended to exploit logic in other code, so rather than running awk/sed to munge my text, or use the language's text manipulation expressions (as you would in Perl), I'll get BBEdit to open the text file, and use all it's insanely powerful multi-file regex features. Apps in OS X are supposed to support opening files and doing operations on them without presenting a user interface specifically for this purpose.

        No need for CORBA to solve those problems :P

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      • Re:applescript strikes back by phillymjs (Score:3) Thursday January 24 2002, @11:18AM
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    • Re:applescript strikes back by mother pussbucket (Score:1) Thursday January 24 2002, @10:22PM
  • Can I do this with my laptop? (Score:5, Interesting)

    by bildstorm (129924) <peter...buchy@@@shh...fi> on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:33AM (#2893483) Homepage Journal

    Personally, I'm slightly security paranoid, but I don't believe that anyone who steals my machine is going to care what's on it, but more likely swap drives. Ok, that's what I'd do, at least.

    But, looking at this, I'd love to have something like this running. Are they any current security programs that do things like this? I would need it for Windows and Linux.

    Now if only I could have it run in the BIOS. Imagine if on the bios level, without a proper key or password or whatever, if the hard drive was removed and replaced, it would then call a panic number whenever connected. That'd be neat.

  • Reminds me of Cuckoo's Egg (Score:4, Informative)

    by Tony.Tang (164961) <slashdot&sleek,hn,org> on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:34AM (#2893486) Homepage Journal
    For those of you who got a real kick out of this thing, you may want to read Cuckoo's Egg [amazon.com]. Cuckoo's Egg is a little older (he talks about using the teletype), and follows a real life story of an admin who went and tracked a bad hacker (or thief? -- sorry it's been a while). It has the same sort of "you out-think me, i'll out-think you!" back and forth flavour to it. Give it a read, you won't be disappointed.
  • Good Idea (Score:1, Interesting)

    by TurboRoot (249163) on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:35AM (#2893487)
    Any professional would have wiped the hard drive. An easier solution would be along the lines of what they do with dogs. It would't be hard to make a tracker device/PCI graphics card that looked pretty mundane.
    • Re:Good Idea by Alan Partridge (Score:3) Thursday January 24 2002, @06:06AM
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    • Re:Good Idea by Lysander Luddite (Score:2) Thursday January 24 2002, @09:16AM
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    • Woof! by tomblackwell (Score:3) Thursday January 24 2002, @11:04AM
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  • Neat! But . . . (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Selanit (192811) on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:39AM (#2893497)
    All it would take to permanently disable this sort of thing would be to format the hard drive and reinstall the OS. And that would be very likely to happen on a Linux box. I mean seriously, how many thieves are going to be willing to sit and work at a Linux box till they come up with a valid Username/Password combo?

    With a Windows box, on the other hand, you could easily write a program to verify the computer's IP address at boot time, and if it doesn't match, send an email to you reporting the unusual IP address and any other useful info you can think of. At each boot thereafter (common with Windows, of course) it checks a particular file on a particular server for instructions on what else to do, such as activating auto-destruct. That way you never auto-destruct your own computer by accident, since it requires permission first.

    If you were particularly ambitious, you could have it activate a keystroke logger and email the recorded info to you each time it boots.
  • by nizo (81281) on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:39AM (#2893498) Homepage Journal
    Now if only there was a way to remotely electrocute the current machine's user when they touched the keyboard (this feature might be useful in a day to day network environment as well).
  • by wildcard023 (184139) on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:42AM (#2893507) Homepage
    I had flashbacks to reading "The Cuckoo's Egg" while reading this transcription. Does anyone else remember reading the commands listed in the book and quickly running over to a unix box to play?

    Honestly, I'm not -too- surprised that this happened. My machine runs:

    /bin/date | mail
    /sbin/ifconfig -a | mail

    (Running dyndns would be interesting also.)

    on bootup. I originally did this so that I could keep track of my box and identify when it went down and what the current IP was so I could ssh in and look around more comprehensively, although it has crossed my mind that if my machine were to get stolen it might report back to me where it was. I'd happy to see that it's worked out at least once for someone.

    Most ISPS keep logs of usernames and passwords on certain ips (especially if they're static/near static as in a cable modem or dsl connection). From there, it's fairly easy for the ISP for connect that back to a real name.

    I'd be very intrested to see if this is enough information to get a search warrent.
  • No, the thief wasn't caught. (Score:5, Informative)

    by rleyton (14248) on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:45AM (#2893510) Homepage
    The article doesn't say the thief was caught. To quote the guy himself: "So the conclusion to the story is: iMac and Lexmark printer recovered, one female pled out to possession of stolen property and got a year's probation.".

    Possession of stolen property is very different to theft. She claims to have bought the imac from "some guy". Ok, she might be complicit, but we won't ever know.
  • Some thoughts (Score:1)

    by Joe 'Nova' (98613) on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:47AM (#2893516) Homepage
    On erasing the drive:Wouldn't it have been better to give some cryptic error message that prompts you to call the "service" number for some agency? If you just wipe the drive, wouldn't anyone know the drive died? I did like the idea of phone home, then get caller id. Just don't use *(remove call id!;)
    Whoever the "fence" is(hot item buyer), they should know a few things.
    However, I've known a few machines that had a hard drive crash due to heads hitting the platters, maybe that would be a useful "feature";) to implement.
    I have another idea. ID the cpu somehow, so no matter if you pull the drive, unless you dissect the sucker, it will register itself, and the phone number connected, to a security co., then pay them a visit *weg*
  • by guttentag (313541) on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:48AM (#2893517) Journal
    From the "Have you ever flashy-thinged me? Kay? I ain't playin'. Have you ever flashy-thinged me?" department:

    <SARCASM>
    In related news, the FBI has announced that its stealthy "Magic Lantern" program is officially being launched under the name "fbiJack."

    "This guy got lucky, but how 'bout you, Slick?" taunted Special Agent Kay. "Wouldn't you feel better knowing that fbiJack is running on your machine? You can pick up an installer disk at any U.S. Post Office or download it from Microsoft.com."
    </SARCASM>

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  • right-fucking-on! (Score:1, Redundant)

    by spongman (182339) on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:48AM (#2893518)
    what a great story. the geek fights back - and gets a conviction out of it to boot.
  • Mac Thief (Score:3, Funny)

    by flumps (240328) <matt.corby@gCOLAmail.com minus caffeine> on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:54AM (#2893529) Homepage
    I thought that his name was Hamburgler, not Mac Thief...

    Oh THAT kind of Mac.

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  • Very nice... (Score:2, Interesting)

    by Eythian (552130) <robin&kallisti,net,nz> on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:54AM (#2893531) Homepage
    This is quite a bit fancier than putting "logout" in someones .login when they leave their terminal unguarded.

    The problem with doing something like this under a system requiring user accounts is that once the person discovers that they can't just turn it on and get a point-and-drool interface, they'll erase it and start from scratch. Perhaps if you wanted something like this (and had a bit of technical skill) you could have it boot from a small partition (I mean, how many users know much about that?) that checks to see if what its booting into is what it should be (ie has windows been installed where linux should be), and if so alters something on that OS to make it phone home (obviously, something different for every OS that may be installed would have to be done, but this is hypothetical), and then proceeds to boot the new OS normally.

    In the case of many Linux machines on dialups with a dedicated phone line, they are told to dialup on boot anyway, so that would give you some oppertunity to trace it, by checking the number that it is calling from. However, that is assuming that someone sets everything up, including the modem cable, before turning it on the first time.

    On another note, how come erasing everything didn't remove Timbuktu? Does it live in the System Folder only?
  • Now I understand... (Score:2, Funny)

    by Advocadus Diaboli (323784) on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:55AM (#2893532)
    ...why Windows XP is frequently calling "home" :-)
  • praise osx (Score:4, Interesting)

    by banky (9941) <gregg@neuroba[ ]ng.com ['shi' in gap]> on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:55AM (#2893533) Homepage Journal
    Now instead of all that freaky AppleScript, the payload of the script is a simple
    sudo rm -rf /

    Applescript is my least favorite part of Macs. (shudder). it's nice to be able to integrate shell scripts as AppleScript now; just wrap the entire shell script in a single line of Applescript.
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  • lamers (Score:5, Funny)

    by Rinikusu (28164) on Thursday January 24 2002, @06:20AM (#2893578)
    Seriously.

    If you were really serious about inflicting pain, how about:

    setting up one of those $125 per call phone lines in the bahamas and then having the imac call it every 2 minutes...

    repeatedly call 911 and play recorded message: "help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" over and over again

    install a keylogger so you can post their most intimate conversations on your website.

    those are just a few ideas that have popped in my head.. Hell, you could do that with VB email virii and make a mint with the first one...
    • Re:lamers (Score:5, Funny)

      by buckrogers (136562) on Thursday January 24 2002, @06:44AM (#2893610) Homepage
      I like your idea of having the iMac call the 900 number for cash. If it called enough times you could buy a brand new computer.

      I'm thinking that you need to turn off the speakers, turn off the modem sound and if there has been no activity for a few hours, at 4am have the system call that $125 number about 20 times in just a few hours.

      With this scheme you could sell reconditioned iMacs setup with this software out of the back of a van for about $100 apeice and just sit back and rake in the cash. The people who bought what they thought was stollen property will never say a word as long as you only ripped them off for a couple of thousand dollars.

      So, people, if you buy computers from the back of a van, don't complain when you get ripped off. :) You were warned!
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    • Re:lamers (Score:5, Funny)

      by petej (36394) on Thursday January 24 2002, @09:11AM (#2893949)
      "Hello, Miss Cleo? My name is Eliza."
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    • Re:lamers by MoneyT (Score:1) Thursday January 24 2002, @11:10AM
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  • Record 'em! (Score:5, Interesting)

    by PhotoGuy (189467) on Thursday January 24 2002, @06:31AM (#2893596) Homepage
    Recovering the iMac at all is very cool. Every PC and Mac should have some "phone home" program installed; I bet most stolen computers aren't wiped. Anyone buying a Mac/PC on the super-cheap, is unlikely to buy or dig up a copy of the OS to start fresh.

    The lack of a prosecution for the theft is disappointing. (As someone who has had their place robbed twice in the past two years, I find the low capture/prosecution rates depressing; it just doesn't seem to be a priority with law enforcement. Sigh. Oh well, if anyone tries to hit me again, they'll be on candid camera :-)

    What might also have been cool, would be to use AppleScript to flip on the microphone, record the sound in the room, and send the recordings now and then, when connected. (Or use AppleScript to download a program that does the same; I don't know AppleScript.) That would potentially allow more "evidence" to be collected. If the lady didn't steal it, there's a chance you'd record something that would be useful. (Her thanking her brother-in-law for the Mac, or the like.) Having the Mac copy you on all incoming and outgoing mail may also be useful. (Not sure if the Mac could do it; Outlook almost does this by itself, with all the viruses it accepts :-)

    Probably not admissible in court, I guess. Although using a stolen device for surveillance really *should* be a legal means of admissible evidence, in a perfect world :-)

    -me
    • Re:Record 'em! by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Thursday January 24 2002, @09:33AM
    • Re:Record 'em! (Score:4, Informative)

      by gordguide (307383) on Thursday January 24 2002, @12:14PM (#2895168)
      " ... Probably not admissible in court, I guess. Although using a stolen device for surveillance really *should* be a legal means of admissible evidence, in a perfect world :-) ..."

      I'm not so sure it wouldn't be admissable in court. Unauthorized taps are illegal in some, but not all jurisdictions. Also, illegaly obtained evidence is admissible under some conditions; in particular when the illegal evidence is obtained by someone who is NOT a police officer, etc.

      Finally, consider this: if you use the phone or use the bathroom, this is an illegal tap. Phones are not recorders and bathrooms are not cameras, there is an expectation of privacy. But a computer can be and is an audio and video recording device, as well as a network data collector. Many computers have built-in microphones and network devices; no reasonable person should assume they don't work. In other words, there is no expectation of privacy; especially if the lawful owner has configured it to act as a remote device.

      I'm sure the laywers will eventually hash this out, but I can assure you the evidence would be admissible in my jursdiction; legal or not, because I am not a cop.
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  • This reminds me.... (Score:3, Interesting)

    by sawilson (317999) on Thursday January 24 2002, @07:48AM (#2893694) Homepage
    Of an admin legend I heard once about an overzealous equipment cage guy that spent years doing tcpdumps scanning for the mac addresses that belonged to a shipment of missing ethernet cards, and eventually caught the guy that did it. Anybody ever heard that one?
  • See this?? (Score:1, Troll)

    by qurob (543434) on Thursday January 24 2002, @08:17AM (#2893773) Homepage

    Reader: I have got a much better idea!

    Write a script that pops up a window saying "You have won a special 500.00 prize. Your machine has run for 3000 hours without a major problem!"

    Create fields for them to enter name, address and phne numbers to receive the prize.

    Make the script write that data to disk and you can pull it with timbuktu

    Then call the police.

    Crooks often fall for the stupidest tricks, especially if you appeal to GREED!!!



    I know THIS would work. I steal computers all the time, and I ALWAYS click on every pop up and fill out ALL the forms. As everyone knows, they are all 100% real!

  • The scary thing is, it works.... (Score:1, Redundant)

    by mblase (200735) on Thursday January 24 2002, @08:18AM (#2893774)
    Wouldn't it be great if every Mac/WinTel computer came with a stripped-down, Timbuktu-like program as part of the operating system? That way, owners and police could locate and retrieve it any time it was stolen anywhere in the world...

    Kidding, of course. But you know that Microsoft is working on something like this already, if they haven't finished it by now. On the other hand, it *would* be nice to have a THIRD-PARTY tool that I could purchase separately (for less than Timbuktu) that would let me do things like this, locate it online anywhere should it be stolen simply by using a login/password combination I secretly set myself. It wouldn't do any system-takeover kind of stuff, just tell me what phone number or static IP it's being used at. Yes, a hard-drive format would solve the thieves' problem for me, but as this story indicates, not everyone is that careful when dealing with stolen property.

    I just don't want Microsoft to install it for me by default. But that's a given.
  • by b1t r0t (216468) on Thursday January 24 2002, @08:36AM (#2893837)
    Back in the late '80s, a friend of mine had one of the first Apple HD-20 hard drives. At a user group meeting someone stole the computer and hard drive. But not the boot disk. See, this wierd hard drive hooked up to the floppy port, and until the 512e/Mac Plus ROM, you had to have a special boot disk which contained a replacement floppy driver to use it.

    So he called up all the places in town that sold Macs (all two or three of them) and waited. Sure enough the idiot kid shows up at a store asking about an HD-20 boot disk. Snagged!

    The difference now is that the internet is everywhere, and it's now possible to have the computer "phone home".

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  • by Obelisk_ym (551976) on Thursday January 24 2002, @09:46AM (#2894145)
    If this were my machine, I would definitely not want the script to be visible in any way to the user. Especially I would not want it to be shut down. I would want the user to be online as much as possible in order to keep tabs on it. Of course I would never own an iMac either. I know there's some work being done on linux BIOS programming, maybe we will see some great abilities of a computer BIOS in the future. How cool would that be?
  • Well now... (Score:1)

    by Drakin (415182) on Thursday January 24 2002, @10:01AM (#2894205)
    Isn't it time to build a good web cam into the monitor?

    Think of the fun you could have with that...
  • Powerbook... Phone home! (Score:2, Interesting)

    by ion_ash (14931) <ion_ash@[ ]isash.com ['chr' in gap]> on Thursday January 24 2002, @10:14AM (#2894292) Homepage
    I once had an older Mac Powerbook (520c) that I kinda left, uncased, on the top of my car and drove around for hours before I figured out what happened. Naturally I expected it to be, if found, completely trashed from falling off my car but searching for it returned no results.

    So I placed a Lost and Found ad with a Reward, and sure enough a couple days later this kind person calls me to say they found the laptop.

    The people who found it said they watched it fall off my car on the highway and stopped to pick it up. The amazing thing was that the only damage to the Powerbook was the floppy drive and a scuffed case (battle scars.)

    Unfortunately, the people who rescued my mac weren't mac users. Actually I don't think they were computer users at all as it seemed the only thing they were capable of was changing the names of all the files on the desktop to variations of :aaasjkdfl;jjj, including the hard disk:fhhdks;jasdfjjh. And that's what really would've been nice, a form of nag-ware that ran when powered up saying: to whom it belonged, and how a reward for return would be paid, etc. And maybe an applescript to auto-dial the modem to my home phone. Then at least I'd have a chance of caller-id picking up!

    -

  • Windows-based mailer (Score:4, Informative)

    by pilsen (551725) on Thursday January 24 2002, @10:27AM (#2894361)
    What I did on my Windows machine to record the IP address was use a *very* simple set of tools.
    1. I wrote a one-line .bat file, which runs and ends very quickly at startup:
    ipconfig > c:\windows\system32\ip_ADDR_resolv.sys
    to make it look like a system file. All it is really is an output of my local IP address.
    2. I used the free StealthMailer program at: http://www.amecisco.com/stealthmail.htm to mail my .sys file to my hotmail account. And it does so periodically.
    3. For added cool, you can use low-level key-logging software [amecisco.com] and mail out everything that use types and mail it to yourself. Cost is about $79/license.
    You can't beat that for peace of mind.
    .p.
  • Very Sad (Score:4, Interesting)

    by smack_attack (171144) on Thursday January 24 2002, @11:12AM (#2894669) Homepage
    This just exacerbates the problems with the current police system. Cops would much rather sit by the side of the freeway eating a donut, drinking some coffee and pointing a fucking radar gun at your car. God forbid they actually help people out in recovering stolen property, that has to be done by the individual these days.

    Why is that? Is it because traffic citations are easy and gain them money? Is it because they can bust someone for possession of a "controlled" substance and also get forfeiture of property? Is it because law enforcement is just lazy when it comes to going after real criminals who leave behind real victims because it's not economically viable?

    I'll let you decide.
    • Re:Very Sad by SpacePunk (Score:1) Thursday January 24 2002, @11:15AM
    • Right (not) by mikey504 (Score:3) Thursday January 24 2002, @12:21PM
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      • I see. by roystgnr (Score:1) Thursday January 24 2002, @07:44PM
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    • Re:Very Sad by geekoid (Score:2) Thursday January 24 2002, @07:56PM
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  • by MsGeek (162936) on Thursday January 24 2002, @11:30AM (#2894809) Homepage Journal
    ...the security implications of this "suicide script". I can easily see someone taking this applescript and tweaking it to create a really nasty trojan. Hope all you Mac users are either running a current version of an anti-virus proggie or have applescript disabled...
  • here's how da penguin does it (Score:3, Informative)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday January 24 2002, @12:03PM (#2895090)
    First you set the bios password. I know it can be removed, but thieves are idiots afterall and this might take them a good deal of time.

    If they get past that, and boot, they'll be confronted with a password prompt to mount your /home filesystem through the crypto loop back (you *do* mount your /home dir through the crypto loop device in Linux, right???). Obviously, they won't be able to guess this password (hell, my password to do this consists soley of 9 digits).

    So they will have to remove somehow repartition the drive and install another operating system. Can a thief do that too? This causes the thief precious time and effort... more and more the machine becomes a less interesting proposition.

    Between boot and trying to mount your sensitive crap in /home, a sweet little /etc/init.d/ script you made sends your IP address via email to you. Then you can SSH on in do whatever you like.

    BTW, I can't spel.
  • Privacy? (Score:4, Insightful)

    by allenw (33234) on Thursday January 24 2002, @12:03PM (#2895098) Journal
    Interesting story. But there is one part that has me a bit concerned:

    The Timbuktu extension that's installed on it posts a unique identifier to Netopia's IP Locator server (findme.netopia.com) whenever it connects to the internet.

    What about the privacy aspects of this? Sure, in this instance it worked out to be a good thing, but do you really want someone else to know where you are using their license? How is this different than Windows XP phone home? What -other- information is being transmitted to Netopia?

  • You need the callerid, not just an IP (Score:2, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday January 24 2002, @12:07PM (#2895123)
    I went through this same drama last year when our company kept having our laptops stolen at night. Our instant messenger software quickly gave us the IP of the stolen laptops as soon as they were brought online. I called the police, Earthlink, AOL, and Netzero with exact call times and IP hoping for help. Didn't get ANY... police were very impatient, saying unless I could prove (via fingerprints, door busted open, etc) who stole them, they wouldn't do ANYTHING. ISPs said they wouldn't act without a subpoena.

    Moral of the story: Have it call home to a CallerID box- having just the IP won't get you anywhere.
  • Proving theft? (Score:1)

    by TClevenger (252206) on Thursday January 24 2002, @12:16PM (#2895183)

    In order to prosecute someone for possession of stolen property (their only option in this case unless there was evidence to show that the lady was the actual thief) you have to show that they knew or had reason to believe that the computer was stolen, and that's a pretty hard thing to prove in court.

    So if I burn/tattoo/carve "Property of name" into the machine, is that proof enough that it's stolen property? Then when I sell it, I can include some kind of signed proof of sale.

  • Erase the HD... (Score:4, Informative)

    by gordguide (307383) on Thursday January 24 2002, @12:42PM (#2895369)
    Some people have suggested a "real" thief would just erase the HD and start over. And, some might.
    But most thieves are dumb, or at least cheap; do you think they are going to erase PhotoShop, etc and go out and buy a copy, and then do that 20 or 50 more times? It isn't much use without apps.

    If you don't leave your SW about in an obvious place, they won't have an OS install CD (to boot an iMac or any Mac made since about 1996. A boot floppy is useless; most won't boot with System 7.1, which did fit on a floppy. And if your floppy collection is anything like most people's, there won't be a decent label on it anyway. x86 is, of course, different; boot floppies are pretty easy to come by and they work).

    Auto-dial 911 is A Bad Idea; they have enough trouble with users who can't figure out why the cellphone called 911 from a football game cuz the guy sat on it and it auto-dialed with "quick 911" enabled.

    A periodic eMail to your own account sounds good; there is plenty of evidence there and, properly done, it doesn't compromise your own security (or risk your own life w/electric keyboards... YIKES! -I don't trust any computer that far).
  • by sudog (101964) on Thursday January 24 2002, @12:59PM (#2895533) Homepage
    Especially with conventional information like a telephone number, you can often hire private investigators who are able to dig through and find enough information to snow you under--names, parents' names, histories, high-schools, photographs, social insurance (or security) numbers, voices, credit card numbers--all sorts of really cool things.

    And private dicks aren't that pricey!

    I think, armed with a phone number, I would've been a little more likely to track down this woman on my own and steal my computer back from under her nose. Maybe leave a note--"Your computer was stolen property and I'm taking back what's mine. I dare you to call up the police and report it!"

    Chances are pretty good that the PI will be able to track down that "some guy" that she got the 'puter from as well by following her round and taking photos. That would be even cooler. :)
  • Ahh, the good old days. (Score:1, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday January 24 2002, @01:18PM (#2895672)
    I'm glad to see that this still works.

    I used to admin a Mac only shop, and all of our desktops and powerbooks had Applescripts to email us any new files that had been created if they were stolen. Authentication was a dialog box at boot that said "Erase Computer?"

    It was very simple, and I believe that lowendmac.com has a story about recovering a stolen powerbook.
  • by Restil (31903) on Thursday January 24 2002, @01:53PM (#2895956) Homepage
    IANAL, but I have previous experience with issues like this as I used to sell used computers, and I didn't always purchase my stock from the most reputable sources.

    If you buy from a store, or from an auction, you're probably safe. But if you buy from an individual, especially from someone you don't know, you might want to do some sanity checks. First, check for serial numbers. If there aren't any, DON'T BUY IT. This can be tough if the computer was self assembled as some clone cases don't have serial numbers on them, but practically all OEM computers will.

    After purchasing it, WIPE IT. Reinstall the operating system from scratch at the very least. If you're a good samaritan, you might want do back up the system, especially if there seems to be any personal information on it. But you want the system itself to be clean.

    Take the serial number on the computer and any other equipment you bought, and report it to the police. Pawn shops do this all the time. First of all, if any equipment you report comes back stolen, you can't be prosecuted for possession of stolen property, even if you had a pretty good idea it was stolen. Secondly, I'm not sure about every state, but in Texas even if it IS reported stolen, you're still the rightful owner of it and its the responsibility of the original owner to prove in court that they are the rightful owner before being able to reclaim it. Pawn shops usually get around this by offering to return the equipment for the price they paid for it (which is generally a small fraction of what the equipment is really worth). In many cases the equipment is insured and the original owner would easier collect on the insurance rather than spend a couple years in court trying to get a computer back that by the time they finally get it would need to be replaced anyways.

    As for the lady in the article, it was probably one of those "look the other way" things. I'll get a good deal on a computer and I just won't pay attention to how I got it. If there was even the slight bit of legitimacy to her purchase she wouldn't have been so eagar to take a plea agreement.

    -Restil
  • No iMac for me (Score:1)

    by Bugmaster (227959) on Thursday January 24 2002, @02:40PM (#2896269) Homepage
    Sorry, I know next to nothing about iMacs, but it seems to me, from the story, that
    1. Applescript/Timbuktu run as root,
    2. People can upload and run all kinds of interesting applications to any computer running Timbuktu and execute them in real time.
    How is this better than Outlook Express and VBScript ? The #2 feature is useful, I suppose, but running it as root (#1) turns it from a useful tool into a nuclear bomb on a self-timer.
    • *Sigh* by hotsauce (Score:1) Thursday January 24 2002, @05:38PM
      • Re:*Sigh* by geekoid (Score:2) Thursday January 24 2002, @08:12PM
        • Sorry. by hotsauce (Score:1) Friday January 25 2002, @02:42PM
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  • Make it undesirable!! (Score:4, Interesting)

    by debiansierra (550297) on Thursday January 24 2002, @02:49PM (#2896323) Homepage
    At our local geek store [javanco.com], on the wall, is this running gag. This guy took an old case and filled it with cement (harder than you might think). Then he sets the 250lb beast on his front porch. He keeps a running log of movement and/or spottings of people trying to steal it. One time someone did steal it only to leave it in a ditch not 20 feet away. Later, he made a 350lb version of a working computer! He has detailed plans for doing this :). Personally, after driving by the place to see for myself, I can't imagine walking all the way across his yard, picking a computer off the porch, and walking back, in plain daylight with neighbors and all! But, no, the logs plainly show that people try this all the time. he should design a camera triggered by the case's movement to get the look on their faces when they try to pick it up >:).
  • My method. (Score:1)

    by Pierce (154) on Thursday January 24 2002, @03:08PM (#2896450)
    I have a program that connects to my web site and downloads a file when it is online. The file has commands to run on the local comptuer, usually this is just "pass" to do nothing.

    Using GPG I make sure the digital signature of the file matches before running the commands. This way I can remotely update the file and it can execute anything I can program in Python.

    Never had to use it yet though.
  • I thought that there was a company that claimed a year ago that even after wiping the hard drive of a notebook, it could still contact either that company or the owner about it's wearabouts. I thought I remember seeing it 8 months ago. Anyone else know what I am referring to?
  • by rotten_ (132663) on Thursday January 24 2002, @04:51PM (#2897088)
    These Mac guys are getting all excited about after the fact (albiet somewhat clever) 'document shredding' precautions in case someone ever steals their computers.

    Howabout do something that preserves the content, yet renders it useless/unreadable to crooks? I'm of course talking about using encryption, either file level or file system level.

    Of course there is a saying, "If all you have is a hammer, everything starts looking like nails.". I say "If all you know is Applescript, start learning about other more widely used solutions."

    -k
  • by marklein (223546) on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:33PM (#2897524)
    What is wrong with you people? It would be SO easy to build a FOOLPROOF PC recovery system. Here's what I'd do in two easys steps (if I was a paranoid loser):

    1) I run a cable modem. Because of this the phone line is never plugged in. Create a script that dials the modem to 911 after 2 hours of inactivity and play a recorded message stating that the system was stolen and to call you at home for details, etc. All 911 calls are recorded, caller ID'ed and taken seriously. Instant thief ID.

    2) Install Back Orifice! It does everything you could ask it to do when a user gets online. Easy and proven effective. If for some reason the 911 trick fails or the cops aren't amused, you'll always have this a a backdoor.
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  • An amusing story (Score:1)

    by nornbasher (266750) on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:40PM (#2897573)
    Only one thing kept crossing my mind though.....why bother !

    The best punishment would have been to let them keep it, that way they'd never learn about "real" computers :o)
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  • I was thinking about this yesterday, actually.

    When I turn my Thinkpad on, it gives me a nice big IBM logo. What if one could replace that logo with a bitmap of some sort, that was password protected like BIOS passwords are? It could say "property of, gimme the thing back, etc etc" and would be completely impenetrable.

    The whole phone-home thing seems logical, but for those of us who use OS's that can't be accessed without a password (ie XP/WinNT/Win2k, assuming it's set up properly) the machine is going to NEED a reformat/reinstall before it's been swiped anyways. By the time someone got into my OS (so that a dialer could work) they would need my user pwd, which hopefully they wouldn't have.

    It would also be nice to see a machine *properly* support secure smartcards so that the machine would be useless (except for parts, no way around that) without it.

    Of course, I like the mini-tower-case-on-the-porch-stuffed-with-C4-and-a -remote-detonator as well.

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  • by Pathwalker (103) <hotgrits@yourpants.net> on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:22AM (#2893458) Homepage Journal
    And that is what he did, by setting the default AOL phone numbers to two numbers with caller id, and watched for a modem to call both.
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  • Re:Suggestions are crap (Score:2, Funny)

    by dair (210) on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:23AM (#2893462)
    Which is what he did:
    Probably the best news so far, I was able to insert a modified AOL connection file into the stolen machine today, with my home number as the primary dialin and my sister's number as the secondary. Coincidentally, I've since gotten about 15 calls from a particular person I don't know, and my sister has gotten about the same amount of calls from the same person.
    Unfortunately the number was unlisted.

    -dair
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  • by Kamran (109309) on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:27AM (#2893470)
    Did you actually read the article. It says that's what he did. But the number was unlisted. The suggestions later on are also a lot better, with some ideas of scripting OE to email details etc... Perhaps read the full article next time.
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  • by koekepeer (197127) on Thursday January 24 2002, @05:50AM (#2893523)
    you shameless whore!
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  • by posmon (516207) on Thursday January 24 2002, @06:08AM (#2893563) Homepage
    cool. it kicks off a couple of bsod's and then returns you to the desktop with ie dead.
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  • Re:Hey CmdrTaco! (Score:1)

    by irlbinky (534552) on Thursday January 24 2002, @06:10AM (#2893570) Homepage
    Do i get the feeling that some American has forget that there are other countries in other time zones??
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  • Re:Illegal hacking? (Score:3, Insightful)

    by dhamsaic (410174) on Thursday January 24 2002, @10:39AM (#2894446)
    Uh, except that it had a passworded remote-access program on it (Timbuktu) that told a master server that it was indeed his (sister's) computer. It's more the equivalent of... well, someone stealing your computer, then you connecting to it 'cause it phoned you up and said "Hey! Here I am!". Please read the article before posting - all of this was covered.
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  • Re:Funny "story". (Score:1)

    by MoneyT (548795) on Thursday January 24 2002, @10:58AM (#2894564) Journal
    Believe it or not, even if this isn't true, it is 100% possible. I have worked witht eh technologies that make this possible and they work just as described in the story.

    Also, if the herd of mac users gathering at te board to help this poor soul recover his computer sounds far fetched, you obviously do not spend enough time arround mac users
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  • by MoneyT (548795) on Thursday January 24 2002, @11:22AM (#2894757) Journal
    Except for the fac that he didn't hack the machine. THe machine was set up to register with teh timbuktu servers. At that point, the only people able to gain remote acess were those with the proper log-in and pass word.

    I don't think the theif could convince the judge that it was coincidence that the log in and password was the same as the one defined by the guys sister.

    Try getting your facts straight
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  • Re:Computer stolen (Score:1)

    by MoneyT (548795) on Thursday January 24 2002, @11:25AM (#2894779) Journal
    Call the cops or the manufacturer with it. SInce tracing computers is a relativly new field for th ecops, I doubt you'll get anywhere with only a MAC adress but it's worth a shot. Some one somewhere has to know how to do it. Good luck.
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  • by Grax (529699) on Thursday January 24 2002, @11:48AM (#2894969)
    Suppose someone steals your car and your LoJack system informs you of it's location. You then proceed to that location and find a car matching yours with the identical VIN number and you open the door with your key.

    Would you then be doing something illegal to remove the secret cache of money you've hidden beneath the seat?

    And to use your analogy, it's kinda like opening the door to someone's house, with the key to your own house, when they're not home, because you think they stole your house.
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  • by SpacePunk (17960) on Thursday January 24 2002, @11:52AM (#2894997) Homepage
    "(*watches some geek bust down some hoser's door, filling him with lead, before walking off with the stolen box under arm*)"

    Sounds like something I would do. Thank god I live in Texas where recovering stolen property using any means necessary (even if it means filling the luser full of lead) is still a right.

    -
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