Futurama Star Billy West Answers Slashdot Questions 258
So. You had some brilliant, whacky, and insightful questions for Futurama star Billy West last week. Today we have his brilliant, whacky, and insightful answers. Thanks go to long-time Slashdot reader Kevin Day for arranging the interview, but the real thanks goes to Billy, who was so excited about doing this that he and I ended up talking about Slashdot via cell phone -- and he caught me while I was at a local lumberyard, thinking about plywood, not Slashdot or Futurama. I wish I'd recorded the conversation. It was totally surreal. But reading Billy's answers -- and using your imagination -- will give you a good idea of what it was like. :)
1) Question number plz99(Score:5, Interesting)
by ak_hepcat
Who are some of your favorite voice actors to work with, obviously not limited to just the Futurama cast, and what are your favorite moments or stories with them?
Billy: I love the group of voice actors I'm privileged to work with every day. I don't give a shit what ANYONE says -- these people are all trained actors. The best I've ever seen. I will get back to the question after this not so brief announcement. Celebrities are not superlatives in our field of expertise. If celebrities that are schnoring in on our field started out trying to do what we do and were held to the standards we started out upholding, a great many of them would've never made it. It's easy for a celebrity to audition for a character who looks and sounds just like him or her. Now the studio creates characters based upon who they had in mind for the role in the first place, like a rigged fight. There is no magic, no transformation or sonic alchemy, no voices we've never heard before and no chance for most journeymen who are voice artisans to work in animated features. The general consensus is "Why?" Kids and adults pay no mind to whether Brad Pitt, David Schwimmer or Spade or Will Smith is blessing the project with their "magic" talent. For the characters they play, it could be my brother in law or the plumber. It is what it is and it will never change. This is because the folks in question know that every other huge movie is now a CGI movie. It eliminates the need for on-camera performers including stars and celebrities. Being a star or celeb does not equal the God-given gifts of those in the real craft. I'm waiting for the professional athletes to "eminent domain" us. But in general, I enjoy and respect these folks at the work they do best.
Now, back to our originally scheduled question!
All of the VO's (the usual subjects) I get to play with ARE my favorites. Every day one of us raises the bar and inspires everyone else, I think. I don't ever want to stop learning or getting better. I learn every day from all my peers. Women and men. Their unique and perfectly defined voice characterizations leave me in amazement. Most can do impressions if they are called upon to perform sound-a-likes, craft original characters with upwards of hundreds of personalities and sounds. Don't forget about killer instincts. I witness it everyday.
Fave moments--
When I was doing Futurama we'd be recording and it was so hard to continue once because John Di Maggio couldn't stop bursting out into laugher every half hour or so. He'd get hung up on something wickedly funny from the script and it would set him off. Matt G. and David X enjoyed it even when I plunged in and started my nonsense riffing. We had to be shushed repeatedly. Then all in the room would start up at some point later when the "call-back to the joke fever" set in. It was so funny to see John in the corner of the room with his bead buried in a pillow so his thunderous guffawing couldn't be heard! Too many stories to mention...
2) Re:Question number plz99
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by dr_dank
This leads to a bigger question: does Billy actually get to work with his castmates? Especially on an ensamble show like the Simpsons, its extremely common to have voice actors record their bits at different studios or at different times of day.
When the cast of the Simpsons did "Inside the Actors Studio" a couple of years ago, they joked that that was one of the few times in the run of the series that the cast was all in the same room together at the same time. --
Billy: In a cartoon show we work with almost all the actors and sometimes the whole cast would be present. There are exceptions when people have other work or time constraints that keep them from being at the session. Sometimes they will work with one or two actors to play scenes off each other and sometimes a performer records solo.
I have a question. If all the Simpsons could show up for the "Actors Studio" with no problem, why couldn't they......... I'm just being silly.
3) Well...
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by Black Parrot
Leela or Amy?
Billy: Leela. She has more sweater meat than Amy. Uh..I think. That was Fry not me!
4) Hank vs. Billy
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by Lev13than
In a cage match of you vs. Hank Azaria, who would win? How about your characters vs. Hank's characters? What if it was in jello instead of a cage?
Billy: I know that would be FUN! Can you imagine me and Hank in a cage pissing circles around each other with voices? Yeow!
5) New Series: Writers
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by justinstreufert
Billy --
We've heard a lot about the original voice actors who are returning to Futurama. This is great, and I believe it is absolutely essential to the success of the new season. However, what about the other staff? Are the writers of the Fox episodes returning for the new season? Is there anyone who isn't coming back to the show who you'll miss?
Thanks! Can't wait for the new season!! Can I be cryogenically frozen until 2008?
Billy: Outside of the voices, I don't know if ALL the writers and artists are on board, but I'm guessing most of them are.
Greetings from the year 3000. It still sucks! BTW you can be cryogenically frozen. Walt Disney was. They trot him out every year for "Disney on Ice."
6) "Pirates"
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by TheRequiem13
How you you (not your employers) feel about consumers downloading episodes of Futurama and watching them on their personal computers or portable media player of choice?
In particular, I mean those that pay for cable TV, but don't enjoy being bombarded with ads interupting the shows every 5 minutes, and find major network schedules highly restrictive.
Billy: I was always poor, but I was pretty much raised to try to pay for everything that I wanted and don't recall ever conscientiously wanting something for nothing. Of course, it depends on an individual's situation. We're all in the same boat no matter what happens. We all wish on the same stars. I do know that a lot of advantages in technology are spurred forward as an answer to a company's perceived infringement on their product. Then there's another advance to make the former technology obsolete and on and on. But you will ALWAYS have to buy SOMETHING no matter how you feel about it. Unless you're just a dyed in the wool crook. I always hope everyone finds their happiness in a way that hurts no one. Thanks for your question.
7) Writing
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by captnitro
Do/did you ever get to work with the writers on material, or improvise something on your own that makes it into the show? It seems like separating the inherent humor of many of the voices (Zoidberg comes to mind) and the way they speak, and the written material itself, would be hard.
Billy: I don't work as a writer along with the writers on the show. But I do offer ad-libs or different ways of talking for the characters. That's easy for me to do. I just want to bring as much to the table as possible. We all do.
8) The Web
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by ThePolkapunk
You're one of the few actors I know of with a web site that includes the actor's involvement. How important do you think this has been in your career and continued fame? Do you think this will become important for all successful actors to have?
How important do you feel the internet has been in the success of Futurama? I know there are tons of references to fan postings and web sites on the Futurama DVDs. Do you think Futurama episodes online contributed to the continuing success of Futurama after it was cancelled? I'm sure there are plenty of people who weren't significantly exposed to Futurama until the episodes began making their way online...
Billy: I wanted to be able to talk to everyone that was into what I do. My guests are very smart, not war-like or malcontents, they're funny and imaginative and great people in general. I post all the time. I have never posted on anyone else's website ever. My page is where I say what I want to say. Every now and then a sniper from the Internet's grassy knoll breezes in, barges onto my site, takes a dump on the carpet and runs. "Just because."
I hate to say it, but it's mostly a very FEW 1st, 2nd or 3rd time posters. They show up with a full metal jacket of either a Howard Stern agenda or a Ren and Stimpy agenda. This tiny group of people harasses me about the Stern show and the time I spent there. It began 13 years ago and ended 10 years ago. I'm all done there. Most folks from the Stern groups thank me for making them laugh back then, and for that I am forever grateful to them. All I did for ten years was explain over and over why I left. Same thing with a very FEW but active spastic dogs with an R&S boner that came on basically to pick a fight with me.
I won't take any shit from anyone, but they would also attack my guests trying to get to me. I was very upset over that aberrant behavior. I can tell an innocent post from a loaded one. What do you think I am? Iggorrrent?
As far as the return of Futurama, I think it had everything to do with the Internet and the voluminous amount of fans around the world. That and the DVD sales. It was because of you all that the show is back!
Thank you for the question.
9) Futurama Flavored Humor
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by eldavojohn
What exercises (if any) do you use to warm up your voice when you perform? Is it just something you're naturally good at or do you go through daily techniques and practicing like a musician or singer?
Billy: I never had any vocal training. I guess I was just a freak. I did things then the same way as I do now. With cosmic abandon. Think I share this with a lot of other VO's. I just found myself in the church chorus and in public school it was the glee club and school plays. I don't think a lot about it. It's in the head mostly and you try like the devil to replicate the sound that originates there. The voice somehow always finds new places to go to accommodate your ideas. There was a time when it was a little difficult to do the blood-curdling screams and those high pitched "genderless" voices. So I went to the best guy in the biz. Gary Catonah is a "voice-builder" who showed me the very precise vocal exercises to build up the little-used muscles around the throat. It was like a miracle! I wound up even better vocally than I'd ever seen before!
Little known fact: I did an entire season of Futurama with one vocal chord because the other one had constricted up into itself. I think it was collateral damage from a nasty, nasty flu I had caught. I saw a doctor and squared it away but it took a long time.
10) Your projects
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by AiY
I saw something a few months back about a project you were trying to get off the ground called "Billy Bastard - Amateur Human Being." It sounded like a great premise and promised me something better than most television. Any updates? Air dates? General info?
Billy: Billy Bastard was what I was 21 years ago when I was cross-addicted to alcohol and cocaine. A very volatile mix.
I would wind up in the most bizarre situations and have NO recollection for the most part of what had gone down. I was a fierce rock n' roller and had just gotten into radio in Boston. I've been clean for 21 years now, but I had written down stuff that happened. It was tragic until I read it to a friend here and there. They would break up with laughter. To me it wasn't funny, but they reminded me that if it all happened to someone else -- I would be in hysterics as well.
I guess "Seinfeld" was pitched 100 times before someone saw a diamond on the floor and had the sense to pick it up.
A few people have seen the 11 minute pilot, but we couldn't work anything out so far. We'll keep pitching it until we meet the right folks for this.
Myself, Jim Gomez, Bill Wray and Dave Guppel believe in it strongly and I think it's really funny. My VO friends, the incomparable Jim Cumings, the mighty voice of Moe La Marche, and the facile and talented lightning in a bottle Rob Paulsen were so gracious to add their magic to this show.
I will always post relevant bulletins as to where we are with the project. I won't hold a press conference if I get a great meeting with someone.
11) Leave it at the beep
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by El_Smack
What's the message on your answering machine?
Billy: Ocean's 11...uh, I mean chapter 11--no!
I left witty little voices on my machine, but I would come home to 16 hang ups. Callers checking in and out just to hear the message and end the call. Nowadays it's just "Hi. Please leave a message" in a deep friendly disarming voice.
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Thanks for making this fun for me, guys,
B-dub
The Only Downside of BW (Score:3, Interesting)
Most of his voices sound like Billy West doing them. Mind, Mel Blanc had a lot of voices which were recognisably his, too, but Mel could do some voices I never knew were his.
Nice to see he has moved on and had success since the acrimonious Ren and Stimpy days.
Re:The Only Downside of BW (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:The Only Downside of BW (Score:4, Informative)
You can say that about most voice actors, including Hank Azaria, who BW mentioned specifically in the above article. While Billy West is a great voice actor, to try and compare him (or anyone else for that matter) to the legend that is Mel Blanc is a little unfair.
The great training ground for great voice actors was radio, which really doesn't exist anymore. There may be a few DJ's who do some voice work, but nothing like the schedule which tuned up and turned out talent like Mel. Mel Blanc can be heard in classic radio as the Happy Postman on Burns and Allen, Professor Le Blanc and many other voices on Jack Benny, including the sound effects of Jack's 1908 Maxwell. He eventually would find work in Merry Melodies cartoons, but the great volume of his work and exploring voices was in Radio.
One Proper Noun (Score:2)
That's all you'll ever need to know.
Re:The Only Downside of BW (Score:5, Interesting)
I think it's fair, given that Billy also provides the present-day voices for Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, and Pepe le Pew.
Re:The Only Downside of BW (Score:5, Insightful)
Even now, I go back and try to see if I can tell if it's the same actor and I still can't tell. Guess I have a deaf ear...which explains why I make my living as a musician. lol.
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I disagree (Score:3, Interesting)
I've been working my way through all the DVD commentaries in the last few months. There's a commentary in the middle somewhere where three of the voice actors -- Billy West, John DiMaggio and someone else (maybe Maurice Lamarche?) were challenged to mimic Zoidberg one after the other in a double-blind demonstration for the listeners.
Re:The Only Downside of BW (Score:2, Interesting)
Billy's voice of Fry is the everyman, though; he's your bud, your best friend. I would almost go to say he's the reason we want the show back.
Silly me. Here I was thinking we wanted the show back because it was humourous and had a rich cast.
Re:The Only Downside of BW (Score:4, Insightful)
Maybe it's just me... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:5, Insightful)
Actors are creative people, and his interview responses were very creative. Most successful people are creative in some form or fashion, and having a fresh take on things can be the difference between success and failure. Do you not think Einstein was creative? How about Newton?
Creativity is the catalyst of innovation, be it for a capacitor, rocket engine or new funny voice for a cartoon. Did anyone really expect Stimpson J. Cat to have the voice he did when you look at him? What about Dr. Zoidberg? Being creative helped give those characters a different voice and helped make their shows extremely successful.
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:2)
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Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:4, Insightful)
If you program by brute force or mathematical proofs and use no creativity, then you are no more a programmer than someone transcribing data is an author.
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:5, Insightful)
I think this has more to do with the presentation.
Most interviews we are highly edited. If they're in print the language is cleaned up, if on video or radio then only the best sound bites are used. Have you ever seen or heard raw interview footage? Unless it's completely scripted in advance-- meaning the subject gets the questions ahead of time and then meticulously prepares a response-- most don't sound all that much more coherent than this. By the way, most celebrity interviews (Barbara Walters, Today Show, etc.) are scripted as I described.
This interview seems to be a guy from Slashdot firing off random questions at Mr. West and then transcribing his answers verbatim. Additionally, it seems to be very informal, conversational and "off the cuff" (lightweight questions with answers that don't exactly take a lot of forethought.) Nothing wrong with that, but it's not a "professional" style. Why don't you transcribe a casual phone call with a friend and see how "all there" both of you sound?
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:2)
That might be a clue as to why... He's not exactly a sheltered tech nerd.
Re:Maybe it's just me... (Score:2)
They're maniacs. In the true sense of the word. Either that or they have a deep and bitter self-hatred that they're able to externalize. But yeah, they're all unipolar nutjobs with more than a few screws loose. It seems to me that the secret to creative success is to be bat-shit insane, and hold yourself together just long enough to get just enough succe
Too articulate (Score:5, Funny)
The sweater meat comment made me feel at home again.
Re:Too articulate (Score:2)
Re:Too articulate (Score:2)
So I'm guessing all that is actually a bit of Billy's natural voice shining through. It's fun to notice things like this and then really listen to different character voices, trying to guess which VO does them. (before you go look them up on IMDB
Like listening to The Joker's voice in Batman cartoons and trying to hear Luke Skywalker (it's REALLY subtle).
Comic Book : The Movie (Score:2)
It's great watching him in this film, he comes of really quite sly and subtle in his humour, probably something that doesn't come across too well in print.
Of course, the Futurama DVD's with commentary including Billy West are just hilarious, oddly enough I'm watching Season 3 again right now.
Thanks, Billy (Score:4, Interesting)
During the "Actors Studio" with the Simpsons, Julie Kavner (voice of Marge) stayed for only a brief time and mostly hid behind a Marge mask, not wanting her likeness to taint her cartoon and real-life acting persona. Mr. West has an understandable distaste for so-called celebs that barely have any acting talent to begin with that just have their voices added to animated features for the star power.
Is there a similar stigma on voice actors that only use their natural voices like Julie Kavner, not possessing a thousand voice talent like a Mel Blanc or June Foray?
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On that subject, 2 further thoughts: a) my favourite Simpsons guest voice was Dustin Hoffman, who acted under a pseudonym, and had a substantial character.b) How do we know Stephen Hawking did his own voice? Couldn't anyone type lines into his voice machine, or a similar model?
Re:Thanks, Billy (Score:2)
Re:Thanks, Billy (Score:5, Insightful)
Just for reference, Richard Nixon's voice in Futurama was provided by ... guess who.
Re:Thanks, Billy (Score:2)
I'm not saying there aren't good guest spots, but which of them makes you say "wow" like Hank Azaria or Billy West? Damned few.
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Re:Thanks, Billy (Score:3)
And my favorite:
"I'm a fourteenth level vice president."
Re:Thanks, Billy (Score:3, Interesting)
He said just as much when he guest hosted the Muppet Show: "I do voices".
Re:Thanks, Billy (Score:5, Insightful)
OK, granted she's not a "thousand voice talent," but I'd hazard a guess that Mr. West's distaste is more for somebody like Will Smith in Shark Tale.
Roblimo phone sex (Score:4, Funny)
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
pirates (Score:5, Insightful)
Schedules (Score:2)
I couldn't agree more. I quit watching several shows (especially on FOX) because they kept changing the schedule. That means moving it by 1/2 hour or an hour, or not running the show one week so they could show the pilot for some new show. Sunday night used to be our FOX TV night, but the irregular schedules got so out of hand I quit watching entirely.
Part of being a "good consumer" of TV is being a drone right
I think I have a fair system. (Score:2)
Seems fair to me.
Re:pirates (Score:2)
Er? (Score:2)
Isn't that by definition a hard core fan?
A casual fan wouldn't bother to go through all that trouble.
Lots of replies but still no answer to my question (Score:2)
Isn't that by definition a hard core fan?
Most of them weren't that funny. If they show stayed cancelled I wouldn't have cried or lost sleep.
Seeing as it's being continued anyway I guess I could download the new episodes. I can't see how a few more downloads can hurt anyone? Who exactly is going to not buy the DVD just because I download some files from the net?
I'm genuinely curious as to who these people are. Who are they?
Re:I'm not a hard core fan, sorry. (Score:2)
I think this is how I aviod the false logic of how every download is a lost sale.
Re:I'm not a hard core fan, sorry. (Score:3, Interesting)
Akchully, nowadays you can get operating systems with 'multitasking' so you can download files in the background whilst doing other things like listening to music, writing comments on Slashdot and even sleeping. (Though you don't need a multitasking operating system for the last one.)
I would say that about 40-50% of the people who download all the episodes would have bought the dvds legally had
Re:I'm not a hard core fan, sorry. (Score:2)
Perhaps if you watch it at least twice a week, but in my experience downloading definitely leads to sales. I caug
DVDs too expensive (Score:2)
Re:DVDs too expensive (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:I'm not a hard core fan, sorry. (Score:5, Insightful)
How, I'm curious, does one square "I'm not a hard core fan, sorry" with "I download every episode of Futurama for free?" Something seems off kilter. And of course the incredibly obvious answer to your question is, networks decide on the life or death of programs based on estimates of viewership, which can be accurately determined in only a few ways (nielsen ratings, or for cancelled shows, DVD sales). When you go, (and your million pals who have an equivalently overdeveloped sense of entitlement and concomitant lack of conscience), and download the episodes using another method, it does not indicate the true amount of audience desire for the show. I.e. you skewed the stats.
Thus, all of you who downloaded are not included in the number of people, from the network's perspective, of people who are interested in the show. That discrepancy can surely make the difference between a show whose future is secured and one who is doomed to scheduling hell and later cancellation, especially on networks like FOX whose programming execs are in fact nothing but trained number monkeys and don't understand other factors like show quality and artistic value when making determinations about cancellation.
For a person to download an episode that is a.) not avaiable in any other way, or b.) occasionally, because it was either the 'bestest episode evar' or he/she missed the showing, is one thing. Downloading a readily available series in toto is something else again. And while the /. crowd balks at calling the second theft for technical reasons, it is ethically equivalent as far as I can tell.
Re:I'm not a hard core fan, sorry. (Score:5, Insightful)
We watched Futurama on TV. For free. Thieves are we? Deadbeat hippies?
We taped Futurama for free. Were we stealing? Communist infiltrators of Hollywood?
We Tivoed for free. We stole the shows? (Are any missing?)
We downloaded the shows. HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT?
Taping, Tivoing, and watching were all Nielson-free (only a thousand damned families are Nielsoned at a time!) and didn't cost us a dime.
How is downloading different? This makes NO logical sense. Nothing is stolen. Nothing has changed except that the video is a file and you can send it over a wire instead of passing a tape to your buddy at work.
Every method of recording has caused executives to scream that they were being robbed, and every method has accompanied even more profits for those same executives. And frankly, making a profit using a specific technology does not mean that the universe and human law must change to enable a profit in the future. Sometimes a business dies because it no longer can make a profit because the world changed around it. Passing laws forbidding technology and corrupting the language and criminalizing perfectly legal and previously unimpeachable behavior are what is wrong! I personally think the corruption of words is the vilest of crimes against humanity. Change the meaning of a word, and you can disarm the sane for lack of mutually understandable terms with the rest of the speakers of the language. Just say "thief" and the debate is over with no argument possible, because the word has been coopted by liars whose ultimate goal is to make even more money and control people.
Enough manipulation of the English language. Watching a show is not stealing, and it is not a character flaw. I'm tired of being called a criminal because I don't have a meter embedded in my head.
Re:I'm not a hard core fan, sorry. (Score:3)
Here's where things get subtle, and if you think I'm stretching things, by all means disagree and make fun of me.
When an advertiser is negotiating with a network to place adverts in a program, they do so with several things in mind; the price of the ad is related to how many people watch the program at any given time, that some will pay attention to the commercials and some will (like you) go make tea, or even take the effort to pause a VCR to avoid them in the future. These behaviors are factored in to
Re:I'm not a hard core fan, sorry. (Score:3, Insightful)
Nice try, nearly slipped that one under the radar. But it should have read:
You want it, they're willing to sell it to you, you copy it for free against their wishes --> copyright infringement.
There, I fixed your errors. Much better.
I know that both are illegal so what difference does it make what you call it? Surely crime
People like to buy, but why aren't they doing it? (Score:3, Insightful)
Because these guys are close to the poverty line? If they would work for ordinary salaries there would be no difficulty in getting the money back.
Or if they made the product better so that people want to buy it, they get more sales.
Look at Microsoft. They are doing OK despite "theft" / "sharing" or whatever word you want to use.
People like boxes. They like collecting. They lo
Re:I'm not a hard core fan, sorry. (Score:2, Insightful)
Better yet, please explain to me how it costs the show anything when I watch it at first-run, then download it for free, then still buy the DVD sets when they come out?
Cold wind of sanity for a moment... (Score:2)
For free. It costs us nothing but electricity. Cable excluded, if you put up some rabbit ears.
So how are we paying for what we watch again? Commercials? We've had VCRs for over twenty years, and they have these fast-forward things. I used to sit there with the remote and hit PAUSE every time a commercial came on, and resumed when the screen went dark just before the show resumed. Rarely did I watch the commercials even when I wasn't zapping commercials. I don't th
Re:I'm not a hard core fan, sorry. (Score:2)
Not me though. Sorry. I don't buy DRM any more after getting bitten twice and ending up with many unusable pieces of plastic (including one DVD drive that is now locked into the wrong region for the majority of the DVDs I have). They aren't fooling me three times.
Downloading from the internet is far, far easier. I wouldn't use their DVDs if they
Re:I'm not a hard core fan, sorry. (Score:2)
Re:pirates (Score:2)
Sweater meat (Score:2)
Too bad I'm not at home, I'd upload the clip..
Seiyuu ex machina (Score:5, Interesting)
I asked the actors, all anime seiyuus (voice actors), a similar question to the one stated here - what was their opinion of their productions being distributed for free around the internet? Scott said that he didn't care one bit because voice actors are paid a flat fee regardless of the popularity of the show. 2 of the actors who did voices for Dragonball Z agreed with this wholeheartedly.
I get the impression that all but the most high profile voice actors don't see a dime of merchandising fees or other collateral income. It's a shame because these people are very passionate about what they do. The 4 panelists stayed way later than they were supposed to because they loved answering questions. Some people got up on their chairs and peformed some of their own wacky voices and the panelists were very supportive and encouraged them to pursue their dreams. I have a huge respect for these actors - particularly Billy West who is incredibly talented - and I hope the studios realize how hardworking and dedicated they are and reimburse them accordingly.
Did anyone else (Score:2, Insightful)
With John DiMaggio's high energy it sounds like it would be quite a hoot.
Words of wisdom. (Score:4, Funny)
Billy. . . (Score:2)
Re:Billy. . . (Score:2)
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:2)
Remember, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction...
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:4, Funny)
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Holy crap it's times like these I wish we could mod up to 11.
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:2)
Bull-pies to your kid! (Score:2)
Many thanks to Billy West for taking the time to do this, great read!
Bring on the return of Futurama..
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:2)
Have you read the
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:2)
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:5, Insightful)
To quote St. Carlin:
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker"
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:5, Funny)
What, you got something against tits?
(Personally, the only things I ever want to have against tits are my own body parts.)
While we're at it, "Fart, Turd, Twat". And the vilest obscenity of them all: "FCC".
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:2)
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:2)
*Prepares to be flamed*
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:2, Insightful)
But it's close.
Obligatory (Score:3, Funny)
Microsoft.
Sorry. It's
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:5, Insightful)
Marriage.
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:2)
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:2)
I don't think "tits" is on the list anymore (at least after 9 PM, 8 Central), and neither is "piss". I'm betting on "shit" being the next one of the "Seven Words" to become acceptable on commercial TV.
Besides, Carlin himself never claimed the list was canonical. It was just seven he picked on which to riff.
That's nothing... this is far more SHOCKING! (Score:2)
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:4, Funny)
I have 4 brothers and sisters far younger than me (3, 4, 6 and 14) and they swear more than I ever do, and I am really good at it.
It's fun watching a 3 year old tell your Dad that he is a fucking wanker
Best troll I've seen in a long time. (Score:4, Insightful)
Shame on you people who fell for it!
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:2)
Show and tell. (Score:5, Funny)
Especially when Aunt Doris comes to visit. Your little tyke comes out into the living room, and instead of singing "I'm a Little Teapot", he turns and happily shows everyone the new goatse trick he learned online.
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:2)
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:2)
"Shit, I'm late for work.", "Shit! I just dropped a piano on my toe."
You are totally missing the point! (Score:2)
Re:How about a "Reader Discretion Advised" warning (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Good News, Everyone (Score:2)
Re:Why did he leave? (Score:2)
You're about a week late.
Re:Why did he leave? (Score:2)
Billy: "All I did for ten years was explain over and over why I left."
I think he might be tired of answering that question now.
Re:Umm... Question (Score:2)
BTW, the price of ad-supported TV isn't for you to buy something advertised. They only ask that you watch the commercials. It seems a reasonable trade to me and if it didn't, there's always the option of buying the series on DVD. Heck, FFW might even be ok depending on how the advertising campaign is designed, but even if it isn't, and he does, humans are flawed. We sin. Committing a sin, no matter how easy it is to do, doesn't make it any
Re:Umm... Question (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Umm... Question (Score:3)
Re:Is it just me... (Score:2)
When DIDN'T football run overtime, then has-been commentators recapping the game and THEN finally Fox would cut over to Futurama (already in progress) for the last 5-10 minutes of the episode?