Hard Goodbye to Alice and Bill 159
cuzality writes "Computer Shopper has decided to let 'The Hard Edge' go after twelve years and two months of 'edgy, sarcastic, reader-centric columns' by Alice and Bill. Many of us remember 'The Hard Edge' from all the way back when it was in the newsprint section of the inch-thick Computer Shopper, and it's always been the straight skinny direct from the Lab of Doom and Pepsi Cola. Though 'The Hard Edge' has met its untimely and abrupt end, Alice and Bill aren't splitting up: they will continue on together at AliceandBill.com, where they write about technology news and will be happy to accept your kind PayPal donation." (More below.)
"They are also signing up subscribers for an upcoming newsletter, but since they can't use the name 'The Hard Edge' (which is owned by C|Net, CS's parent company), they will have to use some alternate name, possibly 'Hedge Yard.' If you were loyal 'Hard Edge' reader, drop by and write them a nice note in their guestbook."
Computer Shopper disappointed long ago... (Score:5, Insightful)
Name: Michael Franklin
Homepage URL: http://snmmedia.com
Comments: Hi Guys,
I have been reading your column ever since you had a column. I was saddened when I read that your latest column would be your last. I emailed Computer Shopper to voice my support for you and tell them I would never read their publication again and in fact, would probably use my existing pages of CS for some sort of nefarious activity involving dog poop.
I won't uses the pages of your column for puppy pages though, but it is an apt metaphor for how I feel right now. Like CS pooped on us all.
I donated to the cause and have bookmarked your site. You guys are the best and I hope to hear more of your unbiased opinions in the future.
Friday, October 8th 2004 - 01:15:52 PM
Well, as much as I loved computer shopper back in the early 1990s I stopped reading it somewhere in the late 1990s. I saw it recently on a magazine rack and was quite disappointed to see it being thin and boring. I loved to spend hours pouring over its pages looking for deals and daydreaming of the best computer I could buy on my budget. I enjoyed them because they were different not because they were the same. They offered something that made them stand out against all the other magazines. Why they would change formats to be like everyone else I'll never know.
CS didn't let you down when they dropped Alice and Bill's article they let you down years ago when they changed formats. From what I read online I can only imagine that this will continue the downhill slide that CS has taken since I stopped reading it all those years ago.
Re:Computer Shopper disappointed long ago... (Score:5, Interesting)
I did that with a MacWorld info card... (Score:2)
This was back when junk mail MEANT something!
Re:Computer Shopper disappointed long ago... (Score:2)
Re:Computer Shopper disappointed long ago... (Score:5, Insightful)
Well, as much as I loved computer shopper back in the early 1990s I stopped reading it somewhere in the late 1990s. I saw it recently on a magazine rack and was quite disappointed to see it being thin and boring.
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Why they would change formats to be like everyone else I'll never know.
They changed formats because the web made their service much less useful in the mid/late 1990s.
I read just about every issue of CS in the early 1990s, but as web shopping/searching/reviewing became more prevalent I had decreasing use for the dead-tree version.
As for them changing format: don't people on
Re:Computer Shopper disappointed long ago... (Score:3, Insightful)
The problems as I see them: They weren't successful? I am not drawn to this updated format? The magazine is just like every other one out there and doesn't stand out on the rack like it used to (as I mentioned above)?
Re:Computer Shopper disappointed long ago... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Computer Shopper disappointed long ago... (Score:3, Insightful)
They weren't successful?
The very nature of CS - a printed collection of ads and articles (w/ emphasis on 'ads') - was doomed right around 1995. Why buy the hard copy when shopping and review web sites can be updated frequently (i.e. more than once a month)?
I am not drawn to this updated format?
Okay, it doesn't work for you. You are not a statistically significant sample set.
The magazine is just like every other one out there and doesn't stand out on the rack like it used to (as I mentioned
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Re:ditto (Score:2)
Hardware makers have already all but abandoned NLX-type systems for ATX. Even their smaller systems are typically mini-atx, though some of them are reduced clearance. Even so you can purchase standard (if slightly more expensive) cards with brackets for low clearance expansion slots.
Th
Re:Computer Shopper disappointed long ago... (Score:1)
I would also wager that you would find the old computer shopper boring today. It is obselete. The web has turned selling computer components into a very different thing than the "catalog" days when CS was in it's prime.
It's about time Alice & Bill jumped ship. Towards the end of my reading CS, their column was the only one of interest in the entire magazine.
Re:Computer Shopper disappointed long ago... (Score:1)
I think that the internet killed it. Why should you spend all that money to buy an ad in a magazine when you can set up an online store and actually sell stuff right from it?
I was saddened when CS started to lose its tradtitional shape and mass, but it's the way things go. There's no market for such a magazine anymore, so it dies. We still remember tidbit
Re:Computer Shopper disappointed long ago... (Score:2)
Re:Computer Shopper disappointed long ago... (Score:2)
True. But dropping Alice and Bill nails the coffin shut.
Goodbye, CS.
Inch thick? (Score:2, Funny)
Uhh.. (Score:5, Funny)
So they're eBums?
PayPal donation? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:PayPal donation? (Score:2)
Re:PayPal donation? (Score:3, Informative)
People still READ Computershopper? (Score:5, Insightful)
Back in the day, when computer parts weren't for sale at your local supermarket - back when you had to go to a special store just to be diskettes - ComputerShopper filled a need.
Barely.
It was always a bear to find, say, all ads for tape drives, and to compare the prices of each vendor. It was a PAIN to locate anything special - you spent more time than it was worth to flip through the 8000 pages of ads to find the ones selling what you want.
Now, you go to [Google/Froogle/Yahoo/eBay/...] and type in a quick search, and there you are.
Next you'll tell me that there are still people reading Byte!
Re:People still READ Computershopper? (Score:5, Funny)
Barely.
It was always a bear to find, say, all ads for tape drives, and to compare the prices of each vendor. It was a PAIN to locate anything special - you spent more time than it was worth to flip through the 8000 pages of ads to find the ones selling what you want.
And after we found the ones we wanted, we had to walk uphill both ways IN THE SNOW just to get to the mailbox to send off ourorders to the parts manufacturer!!
AND WE LIKED IT!!
Re:People still READ Computershopper? (Score:2)
Re:People still READ Computershopper? (Score:1)
If they start getting rid of what made them special, then I guess it's because their time is over.
Re:People still READ Computershopper? (Score:3, Insightful)
Ah, yes, the arrogance that if it didn't meet your needs, well....
I *didn't* read CS to buy.
I read CS to *shop*
There is a difference.
And, boy, could you shop. As a previous poster mentioned, I would flip its pages over and over, and *dream* about the kind of computer I could afford... if only I wasn't a starving college student living in his car sometimes. It was imformative. It was truly a learning experience.
Oh, and I bought my diskettes at Wal-Mart. At $1/piece.
Yes. (Score:3, Insightful)
I also periodically get "one year free trial offers" for it, and therefore have never paid for it. Yes, they want a credit card number for "automatic" renewal. I usually have at least one old card around from when I last took a "introductory 0.99% life-of-loan no-fee balance tr
Re:People still READ Computershopper? (Score:1)
Pssst.... (Score:2)
I haven't read it for a long time... (Score:2)
In the pre-Wintel era in our house it forst gained attention for being among the last good sources of non-IBM/DOS information. They had a great "orphanage" section that enthusiasts of oddballs like TI99/4A and Coleco ADAM in particular enjoyed (they also covered machines like the Apple IIGS, Amiga and Atari ST, although the latter two were covered thorougly by European magazines well into the 90s).
Re:People still READ Computershopper? (Score:2)
Alas, Byte is long long gone.
CMP swallowed it up, then trashed it and offered me 6 months of "Windows Magazine" or something equally useless to me in return for my remaining subscription.
Ah, but Byte went downhill after they dropped Circuit Cellar, anyway.
Subscribed to the big CompShop back in the day, too...
Re:People still READ Computershopper? (Score:2)
PayPal, yeah right (Score:3, Funny)
Re:PayPal, yeah right (Score:2)
I only read Computer Shopper for them... (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, well, there's always Maximum PC.
Re:I only read Computer Shopper for them... (Score:2)
Re:I only read Computer Shopper for them... (Score:1)
Re:I only read Computer Shopper for them... (Score:3)
boot was where I got my first Linux distro. It was where I first saw the visage and read the words (outside of a game) of Mr. Carmack. It was where I learned about
Maximum PC showed me that the jocks had invaded. They could now discuss "meg-herts" and "jigo-bites" instead of the fourth-down pass or curveballs. They were the
Who? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Who? (Score:2)
Many times the ONLY reason to buy CS (Score:5, Interesting)
As a previous poster pointed out, CS disappointed LONG ago. But I have memories of my lean years in college (in more ways than one), where, if I bought ONE magazine, it was CS, and if I bought it for ONE reason, it was to read The Hard Edge. And sometimes for Poor's Computer Cures. But it was the Hard Edge, along with the endless ads, that gave CS its trademark flavor. I have long since stopped even looking at CS -- let alone buying it -- since it stopped being its unique self, and tried to mold itself into a more traditional computer magazine. Don't we have enough of those already?
Just because I know I didn't say it enough (OK, OK, I NEVER said it...):
Thanks, Bill and Alice (or Alice and Bill?), for teaching me about computers by guiding me past the marketing hype.
Re:Many times the ONLY reason to buy CS (Score:2)
Computer Shopper "Disappointments" (Score:3, Interesting)
That said, Alice and Bill had a great column, which I did read religiously. Unfortunely, it wasn't enough to motivate me to buy the entire magazine.
Re:Computer Shopper "Disappointments" (Score:2)
Yes I do. Even in computers today, not *everything* is a commodity, to be purchased by comparing to see which widget is $0.05 less than the next. While price is always important, it's not the MOST important aspect of pretty much anything I buy, which makes sites like pricewatch boring and stale.
Re:Computer Shopper "Disappointments" (Score:3)
Yes I do. Even in computers today, not *everything* is a commodity, to be purchased by comparing to see which widget is $0.05 less than the next. While price is always important, it's not the MOST important aspect of pretty much anything I buy, which makes sites like pricewatch boring and stale.
Ok, excellent point-- but how would Computer Shopper help you? Of the 1000 pages
Re:Computer Shopper "Disappointments" (Score:3, Insightful)
The ads WERE cool! You could see pictures, read specs, find that wierd little adapter you needed, find stuff that you didn't even know existed, see all the different vendors, etc. It was fun! Plus, you could just keep it by the toilet, and peruse and peruse and peruse. It was almost as cool as finding a really cool computer store that has all kinds of *st
You might be interested in... (Score:2)
Re:Computer Shopper "Disappointments" (Score:2)
Re:Computer Shopper "Disappointments" (Score:2)
Re:Computer Shopper "Disappointments" (Score:2)
Before the web, how would you know what to buy and how to buy it?
Oh I would love to know how much faster this burning 75mhz pentium1 is compared to my umble 486dx2. How much would it cost to upgrade?
Today we go to www.tomshardware.com or www.firingsquad.com or slashdot. We would then compare prices on www.compusa.com, www.cdw.com, www.egghead.com, etc.
I was also interested in risc and wondered how much better these new powerpc's were. There was no slashdot back then so I read B
i hate english. (Score:1, Offtopic)
Well, I would let them go, too, if, after twelve years, they had only had two months of edgy columns!
Oh, wait, you mean that "and" does not separate two separate thoughts, but merely two parts of the same number?
We need slashdot submissions written in Lojban [wikipedia.org]...
Oops, (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oops (Score:2)
Or will they? (Score:2, Redundant)
Or at least they would if paypal wasn't broken [yahoo.com] (top story on their website no less).
My CS Experience (Score:3, Interesting)
CS was a mammoth book of companies that apparently did not have to meet any criteria. The present online way of doing business with sellers, being able to check their consumer ratings, etc., is how it should be.
No
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Re:You were supposed to check people out then, too (Score:1)
Next week: why the operator yells at you for using Information
Re:You were supposed to check people out then, too (Score:2)
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Re:You were supposed to check people out then, too (Score:1)
Today, you can check something you couldn't back then so easily: direct us
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computer shopper USED to be... (Score:4, Insightful)
Kinda strange.
Computer shopper used to have hundreds of pages, and they weren't littl 8-1/2" by 11" pages. This was a BIG book...
HUGE ads. Remember those Viewsonic birds? Full page, in color. 21" monitors for $2000. Pages of RAM, CPU, motherboards, floppy drives, keyboards. Bargains all over. Giant Dell and Gateway Ads, Micron, Midwest Micro.
I would honestly buy a couple back issues if I could find some on eBay. They're like computer time machines. Mine were all thrown out as pages were highlighted, torn out, and became dog eared.
Truly an icon of the PC industry in the early 90's.
Now, with sites like Pricewatch, and everyone and their brother selling PC parts at low cost, they've basically faded into just another junk computer magazine. 60-70 regular size pages. The last one I read covered video cards and 'case mods'. Basically a 'PC World'. The internet killed computer magazines, especially those like Computer Shopper.
Re:computer shopper USED to be... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:computer shopper USED to be... (Score:2)
[Me] In myyyy dayyyy...we didn't have no fancy http://pricewatch.com/ [pricewatch.com]!
[Kid] [Rolls eyes, thinking:] Pricewatch? Geez, get with the times, grandpa...try http://pricegrabber.com/ [pricegrabber.com]...
[Me] We had to go to an actual store, where we paid money for a big huge thick heavy book, printed on actual paper! Aaaaand we had to search (and I don't mean with no fancy Google!) through the pages and pages of ads!
[Kid] Uh...really?
[Me] Hell yeah! And, half
Amiga Section (Score:1)
Ahhh computer shopper (Score:1, Troll)
Re:Ahhh computer shopper (Score:2)
But they were still useful for puppy discipline. Simply drop that thing flat on the floor next to where the puppy is doing whatever it shouldn't. The loud *THUNK* and shock wave were as startling as any physical tail-smacking.
Forgotten Cliche? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Forgotten Cliche? (Score:2)
another one bites the dust (Score:1)
It's a sad development because it's one of the last connections to the earlier days of computing when the community was smaller. CS
Mailman is happier (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mailman is happier (Score:2)
Remember "weight of CS" != "Weight of lead from Postman's gun"
I stopped reading it... (Score:1, Insightful)
I didn't like that they were trying to take it in the "Buyers Guide" direction. I really did enjoy sifting through hundreds of ads from clone manufacturers all over the country, looking for deals.
I also enjoyed most of the old school articles that were HEAVILY techie slanted - you could actually learn useful things back then.
I guess the Internet has been slowly killing it - that and the watered down content. The Shopper peaked during t
The Lab of Doom and Pepsi Cola (Score:2, Funny)
Everyone knows that IT geeks only drink Diet Coke and Mountain Dew!
I worked for one of those CS Companies (Score:5, Interesting)
I liked it because I could get stuff at "cost" I remember proudly buying a 166 mhz pentium for "only" $800. Yikes. Aah to be 17 and living with my parents again...
The boss actually took a liking to me when I wrote a defensive (and successful) letter to the BBB when we had a genuinely unrealistic customer. A few weeks later, he asked me to write another letter based upon a complaint, but I refused, because this person had a legitamite complaint. Sasha then informed me "They you quit!" I said, "No, I'm still working here. If you want me to leave, then you fire me." "NO, YOU QUIT!"
Anyway, I think I worked for two more days before he actually fired me, which is the only job from which I've ever been canned..
It's also the only job I've ever had a paycheck refused at a bank.. (and when that happened they paid in cash) But it was fun trying to find people the best deals, and put systems together. I genuinely loved building computers from parts, (still do) and I took pride in talking to people and finding out what they wanted. I'm nostalgic for the big CS book, and that's carried over. I now pride myself on finding the absolute best deals on stuff for friends using froogle/ pricegrabber/ pricwatch/ slickdeals/ techbargains/ half.com/ you name it, but it will never have the nostalgia of pouring over those pages, circling, dogearing, and calculating shipping costs...
Re:I worked for one of those CS Companies (Score:3, Interesting)
I remember visiting a computer show some years ago, and seeing 4 different Korean-owned tables appear to compete with each other, with different flyers, different company names, even different prices. But watching them from a distance, you could see them share stock with each other. I realized that they were actually apparently from one extended family a
Re:I worked for one of those CS Companies (Score:3)
Dude! I still use an old Galaxy Computers 486 under my desk as a server...to this day. The monitor was a total rip (hosed just after the return period) but the box kept on giving.
The outfit was a little shady, but that box still works.
Inch-thick? (Score:2)
No great loss... (Score:4, Insightful)
As has been copiously noted, it lost its only remaining function when it became far easier to get far more up-to-date data on the Web. I'm not sure whether I saved any of the 1000+ page issues from the era when I called it "Deforestation Monthly," but it's sad to see it now at about 170 pages. The date of its demise can't be that far off.
Rendered Obsolete by the march of tech (Score:2, Interesting)
Way back in the late 80's up to the mid 90's, when web shopping was non existent or at its infancy and you can only get stuff mostly thru mail order, CS was the Bible. I used to enjoy reading CS cover to cover looking at comparisons of PCs, scanners, hard drives, image editing software, etc. I also enjoyed reading Hard Edge by Alice and Bill in their lab of Doom. Sadly, CS is now but a parody of its former self... made nearly useless by NewEgg, Amazon, etc., on the shopping front and by sites such as AnandT
Oh Yeahhh ... them ! (Score:2)
Scratches head and pretends to know who the hell Alice and Bill were, then realises "hmm, don't live in that big country" and wanders off muttering something about Tandy, Radioshack, ZX Spectrums, i386's and rainy weather on a small isle somewhere west of France
Re:Oh Yeahhh ... them ! (Score:2)
but having moved to the big country from the rainy one I can tell you. They don't have MicroMart, Loot, Exchange and Mart etc.
There's still a Computer Shopper??? (Score:2)
Computer Shopper in the past tense (Score:2)
How about the OLD computer shopper? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:How about the OLD computer shopper? (Score:2)
It became somewhat less technical in the 1990s. Alice & Bill's column was still great, but I really did miss the older more detailed articles in the Tech Section. The magazine remained interesting and useful until the web obsoleted it several years ago.
old CS (Score:2, Interesting)
Thus ends (Score:2)
Hard Edge was the only decent column in the mag.
I say you two are better off without that Ragazine.
Thanks to everyone for the support! (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Thanks to everyone for the support! (Score:2)
No problem...
We
And just another thing that popped into my mind... I don't recall if it was Alice or Bill (I think it was Alice) that started making fun of the ZIFs that were all the rage for a time on motherboards... (some of you might now what I'm talking about)
that was one of those times when the reality of Hard Edge slapped the silly little marketing-speak from my innocent, naive mind.
Thanks again.
Re:Thanks to everyone for the support! (Score:2)
Have a nice day. =)
Re:Thanks to everyone for the support! (Score:2)
New ventures (Score:2)
They are also looking for open-minded bi-curious men and women, or swinging couples, for experimentation and BDSM play. Or maybe I dreamt that. Ignore me.
Obsolted by Dell, not the Web (Score:2)
I think what killed CS was Dell, not the Web. Dell can sell stuff cheaper than any given set of clone makers, and so as dell grew the clone makers shrank, and thus so did CS as the base support of advertisers went under.
Actually (Score:2)
Without them, there would have been no Hard Edge.
Steven
Re:Actually (Score:3, Interesting)
The natural progression of computer magazines... (Score:3, Insightful)
Normally, computer magazines start out being of, by, and for enthusiasts / hobbyists / "geeks", and are interestingly quirky as a result, but over the years they gradually become more "mainstream", slick, and corporate, with editorial policies dictated by the advertisers (and, specifically, the ones who buy full-page, full-color ads, not mom-and-pop classifieds) rather than the desires of the current readers (the management starts pining after the holy grail of a huge mainstream readership they hope to find if their content can be made more acceptable to Corporate America).
Usually, they fail to get this mass readership or the big ad dollars it's supposed to produce, so they go out of business in the end; maybe they could have survived if they kept their original format and a budget based on a cult-following audience instead of pipe dreams of something bigger.
Re:CS had articles? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:CS had articles? (Score:2)
hilarious and oh so true.
Re:BBSes, Northgate/Zeos clones.... (Score:2)