Insanely Great Quickies 139
It's quickie time! Let's get into the action with some blood and guts. cthulhubob told us about Overkill. In light of all the irritating infringement news, An anonymous coward pointed us at http://www.groucho.com. I don't know why, but
Jesper Skov thinks that having turbojets on model airplanes is a fantastic idea. Hey Doc, are you reading? Gabriel Golden submitted The Boomtrain Manifesto.
leviathan shared the l33t surfer.
According to our anonymous source, "Wired News is reporting that Danni Ashe has become the Most Downloaded Woman on the Internet. In your face, Cindy Margolis!"
Bluedove (with a little help from Wes) showed us how to pirate music and video without a computer.
alienmole gave us the origin of @.
Mantis! is a Sega Saturn obsessive. Check out his site.
Garth, while busy turning it up to eleven, told us about the upcoming re-release of Spinal Tap. On a personal note, just wanted to tell my friend Raja to get well, and that we're all thinking about him.
"analog piracy" (Score:1)
Plus, we have the whole "new ecomony of scale" coming into play: It doesn't cost any significant amount to make anything past the first copy, and if someone else provides the orignial content, software, etc., the first copy is also effectively free. With a physical distribution unit required for each copy, your costs go up as you make more; with an electronic distribution method, you can copy the file once, and suddenly make it freely available to an effectively limitless number of people.
Does this mean that digital distribution is bad? No, of course not. It means that the rules are in the course of being rewritten, and if the RIAA, MPAA, Metallica, et. al., don't want to be useful contributors to that process, there interests may be made secondary to those of the most vocal participants. I don't know if computers tend to instill freedom-loving ethics in most people who use them, or if those who use them the most are the ones who seek the freedom they provide, but the end result is the same.
no its quite different (Score:1)
Using your vcr to tape the simpsons is a far cry from stealing a workprint vcd or setting up a camera in a theater. I'm just curious how you can justify downloading a movie thats still in theaters, or mp3s from a cd thats not meant to be released yet. I'm sure you love those people who give away the movie ending before you have seen it.
Re:"analog piracy" (Score:2)
Re:The use of @ in Latin America (Score:1)
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Re:Turbojets on model airplanes? (Score:2)
What about me? (Score:1)
Once again I've got doctors probing me in weird ways to find what it is. As usual, a doctor sees my blood test results and tells me to cut down on the red meat and alcohol. I'm a $%^& vegetarian! I have never consumed alcohol other than like liquor-filled chocolates-- and that was YEARS ago! So I tell the doctor that and he's like "Well... this shouldn't be happening..."
I just love it when I get to be the first time doctors ever see anything happening. I love it when they make me go thrugh tons of blood tests and ultrasuonds and make me eat and drink nothing but radioactive fluid for 24hours and then CAT scan me because one doctor didn't like what mypancris looked like, but then tells me it's "normal for about 5% of the population."
And after all the poking, prodding and analysing - they still don't know what the heck is wrong.
You know what? I've actually been feeling pretty bad since 1997! Aaaaaaaaaaaarrgghh.... Countless doctors, several different countries, nothing. I guess that's the price you pay for being a vegetarian, not smoking, not drinking, not doing drugs, etc. Now they're going to make me give up pizza and cookies, too.
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Re:RIAA's already quashed it (Score:3)
Anti-MS humour circa 1997 (Score:1)
SUBJ: Microsoft Acquires Rights to the '@' character
By Jeffrey W Comer, jwc0@erols.com ("jwc-zero")
For immediate release
In a startling move, software giant Microsoft, Inc. of Redmond, WA,
announced today that it had acquired in perpetuity rights to the
"at-sign," the @ character. The at-sign, more properly known as an
"attathorp," is the Holy Grail of Symbology. It is used almost
universally in electronic mail messages, and its frequency of usage is
estimated at well over 20 million instances per day.
Hard on the heels of the Microsoft acquisition of the trademark symbol
(formerly TM) and the service mark symbol (formerly SM), Microsoft
spokesperson Kathy Senna said the move solidified the firm's hold on
printing and communications technology well in to the 21st century.
"We felt Microsoft had strong 'logo disuse case' with the attathorp,"
said Ms Senna. "We examined case law concerning the symbol and our
attorneys developed a line of argument whereby it was established the
original rights owners to the attathorp had long since given up its
use. We simply stepped in and took over maintenance for it."
Indeed, prior to the 1980's, the attathorp was an almost entirely
unused symbol taking up space on typewriter and teletype keyboards.
The advent of the Internet, with its ubiquitous "@" naming convention,
thrust the demure mark into the limelight, making it an almost
singular paean to the Information Age.
Under the terms of the deal, Microsoft acquires in perpetuity all
exclusive use rights to the attathorp. Effective immediately, all
users of the @-sign must include in their work "(c) Microsoft, Inc.
1997, 1998." In July 1998, the appearance of the symbol itself will
change. The familiar 'a' inside the circle will be replaced by a tiny
pairing of the letters "ms" in small caps. All users will still be
required to include copyright notices.
Beginning in 1999, all users of the attathorp -- to be renamed the
microthorp -- will be required to license use of the symbol. Microsoft
has yet to work out details of that arrangement, but spokesperson
Senna indicated that the company would offer several levels of
licensing. "We are projecting a single-use package for the occasional
user, a 1000-use package for writers who use the Internet daily, and a
ten-thousand use package for small business needs."
For users with greater needs, Microsoft will license a microthorp
bonus pack, which also includes rights to other minor symbols, such as
the caret (^), the paragraph marker, and the doomeyflosh (also known
as the lozenge).
The move caught Wall Street investors by surprise. By noon, the bulls
were running rampant, and the trading price had surged up 15 points.
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Re:What about me? (Score:2)
Just as a thought - have you tried quitting being a vegetarian for long enough so you body settles into processing animal protein (going either way, there *is* an adjustment period), and see how you feel after that?<p>I used to have serious genetic (all down my father's side of the family) acid reflux. Going on Atkins actually cured me. I'm not saying that I'd recommend it (unless you are looking to lose weight)... but a change in diet sure helped me.<p>
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Evan
Re:Who is Cindy Margolis? (Score:1)
Re:@ Symbol...finally!...how do you find it? (Score:1)
Re:@ Symbol...finally!...how do you find it? (Score:1)
Encyclopædia Britannica [britannica.com]
amphora,
ancient Roman unit of capacity equal to 48 sextarii and equivalent to 25.5 litres (6.7 U.S. gallons). The term amphora was borrowed from the Greeks, who used it to designate a measure equal to about 34 litres (9 gallons).
From Easton's 1897 Bible Dictionary: [fbcfw.org]Firkin - Used only in John 2:6; the Attic amphora, equivalent to the Hebrew bath (q.v.), a measure for liquids containing about 8 7/8 gallons.
History : Sketches in Jewish Life - Ch. 16 - B [216.10.13.21]
On the lintel over the doorway, between two wreaths of Flowers, is carved a Vessel, shaped like a Roman amphora. It so closely resembles the conventional type of the 'Pot of Manna,' as found on coins and in the ruins of the Synagogue at Capernaum, that it doubtless formed
These seem to document that the term amphora was used to represent a unit of measure, and perhaps a unit of currency going back to biblical times. And so, much the same as we have symbols to represent currency (like $) or measurement (#) you'd have to think the symbol (or a predecessor) is older than 500 years.
Re:Forget the first @ ... (Score:1)
Re:RIAA's already quashed it (Score:1)
If you dare.... (Score:1)
Laine Walker-Avina
LaineW@technologist.com
mistake made (Score:2)
SimJet Slogan (Score:1)
How could they have overlooked "In Thrust We Trust"?
"I will gladly pay you today, sir, and eat up
The use of @ in Latin America (Score:1)
See, the @ can be used as an "a" (a feminine termination) surrounded by an "o" (a masculine termination). In other words, it can turn most spanish words into a new, non-sexist version which is both feminine and masculine at the time.
Just like Michael Jackson...
Most downloaded woman? (Score:2)
Internet sure is a weird place...
Tapster.Com Spinal Tap Music Distribution Site (Score:2)
Re:Say what ?? (Score:1)
Re:-242 karma great (Score:1)
Place your bet (Score:1)
Raja we love you! (Score:2)
Raja is my hero, and can play a good game of Diablo 2. Raja-the-tiger, get better for us so I can help you finish up act1!
Come pet raja on #slashdot on OPN, when is is strong enough to come.
irc.linux.com
Raja, rest up, we sure do miss you.
...Damn that cancer...
This sucks rocks (Score:2)
Spinal Tap rules! (Score:5)
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Re:not so much a musical group (Score:1)
pH33r m3 (Score:1)
"N3w 6Hz C0mp37170r 1n Pr0c3550r M4rk37 $00n"
6Hz. wow.
l33t P30p|3 7h1nk 1n D4 FU7UR3!
*lol*
/nutt
Re:RIAA's already quashed it (Score:1)
My dad likes Cindy (Score:1)
Even the samurai
have teddy bears,
and even the teddy bears
Re:no its quite different (Score:1)
You paid to get in there didn't you? And you have to watch the adverts don't you? How is making your own copy any diferent from recording it from the TV?
Raja (Score:2)
Get well soon, dude.
Chris / thoric.
Re:Turbojets on model airplanes? (Score:1)
Afterburners are the best part of jet engines.
get well soon raja (Score:1)
Forget the first @ ... (Score:2)
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steve-jobs-love-child dept??? (Score:1)
What do specifically Steve Job's love-children have to do with THESE quickies? These seem to be new bits of info, while a steve-love-child would have to be 15 or so at least, no? Has the man gotten laid more recently than that?
Ok - I've had my fun, but could someone please explain it?
Re:RIAA's already quashed it (Score:1)
Danni Ashe? Did Pam Anderson changed names? (Score:2)
Or was it before Tommy Lee downloaded her?
Overkill (Score:2)
You know, I've always wondered why do people want a text-mode action game, but then I recall my Cirrus Logic [cirrus.com] video card which is still humming on my 486/66 DX, and it all comes back.
Ahh, the sweet memories...
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Kiro
Insanely Great Quickies : Danni Ashe (Score:2)
Who is Cindy Margolis? (Score:2)
Yes, but who is she? Before today, I'd never heard of her. I guess she's famous for something in the US, but I couldn't figure out what. Her site is extremely lynx unfriendly.
Re:Turbojet airplane (Score:1)
Tiny Jet Engines (Score:1)
So, how small can you make an actual jet engine and still have it work?
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WTF is "l33t"? (Score:1)
Maybe I'm not l33t then, since I can't figure out where the "word" comes from.
Is it short for "elite", and if so, why is everyone using it? You can't all be l33t, you know... sounds like another case of style versus substance! - friv010u5 / F|21\/010u5
Re:Statistics are a beautiful thing (Score:1)
They'd fail stats 101 with this marketing fluff.
Re:turbo jet possibilities (Score:1)
Hacker Speak (Score:2)
I was fairly dissappointed that the hacker speak does not translate elite into 31337. It seems to only do characters and has no recognition of common hacker words. Take a look at our 31337 21 N technical specs [smoking.de] or our product line [smoking.de] to see what I mean.
Re:@@@ Thank God @@@ (Score:1)
Most Messed up Methodology (Score:1)
Re:steve-jobs-love-child dept??? (Score:1)
I prefer Danni to Cindy any day (Score:1)
Re:Turbojets on model airplanes? (Score:2)
Statistics are a beautiful thing (Score:1)
sheesh.
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Fun New Euphemism (Score:1)
* Insert your favorite pre-existing euphemism: bop, fuck, fsck, fork, shag, etc...
My mom is not a Karma whore!
Re:Turbojets on model airplanes? (Score:1)
If you still wanted to try, here's what I would do. First, practice your flying skills. Make sure you're good at it, as you don't want to crash models that cost 5k a pop. Build a quarter scale Bear D [achilles.net] with the largest engines you can find. Insulte the fuselage. Stick all of you equipment (altimeter, airspeed indicator, artificial horizon, cameras, transmitters, batteries, extra batteries, receivers, etc) in the fuselage, then make your ground rig (I'll leave that one up to you
Then, take what you've learned and invest in something insane, like a dual jet Mig-29 [lucia.it] , or a Hornet [free.hit.bg], or an F-15 [pratt-whitney.com].
Enjoy!
(Yes, I've looked into this
Re:Turbojets on R/C planes are cool (Score:1)
Imagine a VTOL model with a turbojet
Re:Who is Cindy Margolis? (Score:2)
Re:Turbojets on model airplanes? (Score:3)
It does take some getting used to, but flying a plane from a fixed position is pretty easy. If you've ever tried a R/C car, you know what it is like at first. You get quickly disoriented and turn the wrong way unless the car is heading directly away.
After a bit, your brain learns to compensate for the orentation of the vehicle and you automatically make the proper control inputs. The same thing happens with a R/C plane, only in 3 degrees instead of 2. I found that getting the PC simulator helped me the most. After a few hours of crashing the plane everytime I turned, I got quite proficient at recognizing the position and attitude of the aircraft and was soon flying inverted with no problem.
When I finally got out to the field with my trainer R/C, I had little trouble adjusting to it. R/C flying is great.
Re:Turbojets on model airplanes? (Score:1)
Here's where you lose me. The technical arguments about power, vibration I can understand, but I don't understand how much easier it is to control a plane flying some 100 feet above you, at some crazy angle away from you and without the instrumentation you'd claim you'd need, while stationary on the ground. It just strikes me that the direct visual feedback of seeing the world relative to the plane would make control so much easier. I could see it being a problem with poor visibility, bad light, etc etc, but in a normal daylight environment with good ground/sky contrast. I'm not a pilot, RC, virtual or otherwise, so maybe there's something there I'm missing, but flying first-person rather than third just seems easier.
Who owns SimJet? (Score:1)
The RIAA standings on recordings (Score:1)
Subject: Re: How to Pirate Music and Video Without a Computer
Hi I am Sans Lafargouo From the RIAA. I have documented all that you have done here and will be filing suit against the several companies that are supplying this pirated material and tools to pirate. Starting with the FCC that obviously endorces these broadcastings of non-owned musical genius compositions (music) by the extremely poor artists (The members of the band Garbage cannot afford to buy 3 more Ferarri's because of this pirating! Why must they suffer?) The FCC is obviously the center for these pirated transmissions and they are endorsing the equipment to pirate the music and video.. Our research department have discovered a FCC certification label on every piece of equipment that has this record function. This clearly shows that the FCC endorses the Copying of music.
Please Note: the SONY company is immune to the lawsuit, as they own a large amount of music and artists (they keep them in nice closets) and therefore did not intentionally include the record function on their equipment.
thank you.
cc: richard head - President of RIAA and Mike Hunt - President of the Metallica is cool fan club
Re:RIAA's already quashed it -lies (Score:2)
Please get a clue before posting.... as for the reason that TDK ultra-cd golds cost 5 bucks apiece? that's because stupid consumers will pay that price for the fancy labels and stupid buzzwords ("look dear it's stereo-certified!").... the tape is no better than the crap they make production grade tapes at.
No there is not "tax" there is no conspiriacy, and there is no content in this discussion.
Re:RIAA's already quashed it (Score:2)
What a crock. If they're going to tax media to cover the loss incurred from pir8s, then doesn't that make pirating okay? They get their money anyways? Maybe entertainment costs should just become part of income tax, and then we can all watch movies, and listen to music for Free! Then they should do the same to gas prices!
From each according to their abilities, to those according to their needs!!
</sarcasm>
Turbojet airplane (Score:3)
Really? Dude! I mean, I knew RFI was bad and stuff, but I never knew it would get like that! Ouch, I'd better go recalibrate my ham transceiver.
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Spinal Tap on mp3 (Score:3)
Spinal Tap is giving out a bunch of songs free in mp3 on their new site, Tapster [tapster.com]
Re:steve-jobs-love-child dept??? (Score:1)
Steve Jobs coined the phrase "The next insanely great thing" or something along those lines. I'm sure you can take it from there.
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Overkill's creator's website (Score:2)
Re:Analog tape piracy? (Score:1)
Re:RIAA's already quashed it (Score:1)
Insanely Great? (Score:1)
Oh yeah, (Score:1)
Personally, I think that beats out an all-ASCII boy band, but that's just me. Unfortunately, it's pretty slow - at least for me.
Chris the MathFreak
Re:RIAA's already quashed it (Score:2)
Kawaldeep
Re:I can now change my e-mail address to (Score:1)
Sega Saturn (Score:1)
The psx was meant to be a 3d gaming platform from the start. The saturn was meant to be a 2d gaming platform but at the last minute they added the second sh2 cpu so it could do 3d games using brute force. The 3d games on the saturn were ok for their day but it was much cheaper and easier to come up with 3d games for the psx. The 2d games on the saturn are nothing short of awesome. In fact there aren't many differences between many saturn and dreamcast 2d games.
I am sure many others will post their favorite games. I didn't even mention shining force 3, die hard arcade or tomb raider. Yes tomb raider came out for the saturn first!
Sega makes great games (see any aracade to tell what I am talking about.) They usually make good consoles (32x being an exception.) Their marketing though is really hit or miss. Let's face it of the three big video game companies Sega has to come out with new an cool stuff or they will get totally crushed!
Re:What type of cancer is this? (Score:1)
Re:Turbojets on model airplanes? (Score:2)
heres a fairly good modern design with a relatively long life and is much safer : http://www.gtba.cnuce.cnr.it/GT2000.HTM
Re:RIAA's already quashed it (Score:3)
This sort of tax is bad PR. Unfortunately, I guess it is cheaper to use the money collected in this way to pay for some glitzy ad campaign to offset that PR.
Re:Statistics are a beautiful thing (Score:2)
Actually, I think her inflated boo^H^H^Hstatistics are due to the fact that someone (not necessarily her) spams the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* heirarchy on USENET with her stuff.
Schwab
Re:RIAA's already quashed it (Score:2)
Re:The prices of the turbojets (Score:3)
Someplace else it said the engine supplies 75N at what looks like maximum power. Now:
g=10 m/s^2.
1N=1kg * 1m/s^2 (F=ma)
So, let's assume lawn chair + human + fuel + control system + misc = 150kg.
That's 1500N so you need at least 20 of those bad boys.
I was thinking that 4 on the back of a bicycle might provide a nice assist up hill, but it would probably be loud, and I'd hate to be riding this if it blew up.
Re:"analog piracy" (Score:2)
Re:On the subject of servers... (Score:2)
How about a wood fired turbojet? (Score:2)
-dp-
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Re:Turbojets on model airplanes? (Score:4)
For one, like you say, they are very expensive. They obviously fly much faster than traditional prop R/C and require a much larger flying field. Most fields in the area here around Chicago either have grass strips or short asphalt.
Another problem would be the noise. It is hard enough these days to get away with 2-stroke gas prop engines. Many of the fields around here are now sitting close to residential areas and restrictions on flying hours have been imposed because of noise (you did see the park-district R/C field out the back _before_ you bought your $400,000 town house, right?).
And aside from all that, they are harder than hell to fly. I've obviously never personally flown one, but I have the Dave Brown simulator that let's you fly R/C planes, helicopters and jets on the PC. Flying a jet is _damn_ hard. (no, actually _landing_ is the tricky bit.)
In addition to turbojets, there have been ducted-fan propelled 'jet' models around for a while too. These still have a prop for propulsion and are quite a bit slower than turbojets, but are much less expensive and heavy (doesn't need to fly as fast to generate enough lift to overcome weight) and can been seen at larger AMA events.
On the subject of servers... (Score:5)
www.cindymargolis.com is running "Microsoft-IIS/4.0".
Just found it funny to notice...
Groucho link (Score:2)
The point is, Groucho just took the threat as a joke, and eventually so did WB. I hope that still works today.
Warning: 1337 5urf3r drops your /. filters! (Score:2)
Danni's secret weapon (Score:2)
You know all those 1x1 pixel web bugs [slashdot.org]? They're just really lossy pictues of Danni.
Turbojets on model airplanes? (Score:2)
Well, I was flying my model airplane around and it got hit by some strong wind and ran into Ms. Oppenheimer's house, and, uh, well, also ran _unto_ Ms. Oppenheimer... and, uh, yeah, it was flying pretty fast, about 180 mph...
Yup, that's what we need, more powerful toys for all the little geeks-in-training growing up around the world.
danni.com uses Apache on Irix on Origin 2000 (Score:2)
Just FYI... makes me rethink that dual-Xeon III server I was looking at...
RIAA's already quashed it (Score:5)
Wonder why analog tapes cost so much? The RIAA imposes a TAX on every one. This piracy issue has arisen before with analog cassetes and vcrs; in both cases, the RIAA was scared out of its collective minds (or what little minds it has). Eventually, the manufacturers of blank tapes were forced to pay to the RIAA a small fee for each blank tape to cover the cost of piracy. Nowadays, not that many people know about this.
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Turbojets on R/C planes are cool (Score:3)
I'm finishing up a radio controlled rocketplane right now myself, based on the X-20 spaceplane. A friend of mine has an R/C turbojet, and he was thinking of helping me with my drop tests by taking my rocket plane up on his jet and dropping it from there for the glide tests so it would be going fast enough.
If you want pics of the plane I'm modeling mine after, check out this link:
http://www.friends-partners.org/~mwade/craft/dy
Build your own micro gas turbine engine (Score:3)
Re:On the subject of servers... (Score:3)
>> www.cindymargolis.com is running "Microsoft-IIS/4.0".
> and based on this you'd choose to fuck which?
I would choose Microsoft IIS 4.0, because it's got more holes.
Besides, too many guys have been inside Apache already...
Re:Check out the music Wes does... (Score:2)
Which only provides more ammo for my theory...Canadians are funny. (which is why we keep them around)
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@@@ Thank God @@@ (Score:2)
Of course you can download women... (Score:4)
Haven't you read RFC 1437 [ietf.org]?
The prices of the turbojets (Score:3)
So, how many of these would you have to strap to a lawn chair to get it to fly with a person in it?
@ Symbol (Score:5)
Now I can let them know that the answer has been found.
One correction to the article though. Amphora is a unit of liquid volume, not weight (as is also indicated in the article since it is a fraction of a barrel). Amphora's were a conical ceramic jug that were used as far back as Roman times, and have been found intact on sunken Roman ships at the bottom of the Mediterranean filled with wine, olive oil, and fish-sauce (my guess is the fish sauce was actually Ceasar dressing B^) ). Since the use of them goes back so far, I wouldn't be surprised if the symbol also goes back further than the 1500's.
Re:Turbojets on model airplanes? (Score:3)