Malaysian Police Not Roping Longhorn Rustlers 365
Artifex writes "CNN/Reuters reports that an early release of Microsoft's next operating system, 'Longhorn,' is already being sold openly in markets in Malaysia, with local police doing little to stop it. Microsoft's response, of course, is that consumers should steer clear. I'm sure this chaps their hides, as crashing copies of this as-yet-unreleased product are sure to cause dilution of branding."
Buggy Leaks (Score:5, Informative)
They do NOT include WinFS, WinFX, and are extremely buggy.
Re:Buggy Leaks (Score:2, Funny)
so then its pretty much par for the course?
i know, i know, -1 flamebait...
Re:Buggy Leaks (Score:2, Insightful)
From Microsoft's view point, the more long horn leaks (and that too in poorer markets), the better it is.. it is all about market penetration and training future work force...
Microsoft can get the government's attention in a flash, but it is much better for them this way... and, don't forget the sympathy points they will earn at home by crying foul about lost revenue (and hence taxes).
Re:Buggy Leaks (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Buggy Leaks (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Buggy Leaks (Score:3, Interesting)
The other 40% (or less, maybe) are almost completely sold with a "thirty day trial" of XP Home (which we all know doesn't exist. These are also replaced with pirated copies. The governme
Won't it be the PDC build? (Score:5, Informative)
Here is a little review I wrote: http://www.betaone.net/index.php?showtopic=29402
Re:Buggy Leaks (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Buggy Leaks (Score:3, Funny)
It has to be said (Score:5, Funny)
So how does that make the pre-release "Longhorn" version any different from, say, Windows XP?
Longhorn promises new methods of storing files, tighter links to the Internet, greater security and fewer annoying reboots, Microsoft has said.
Now that's truth in adversising: New, improved Windows! Almost secure! Less annoying than ever! Wow, whoever came up with that marketing line should get a promotion... to the mail room.
(Hey, someone's going to get modded-up for taking cheap shots at Microsoft. May as well be me!)
Re:It has to be said (Score:5, Informative)
I generally hate to jump to Microsoft's defense, but have you actually used Windows XP? Just curious. I run XP Pro with a major mismash of hardware and have crashed it maybe twice in the two years since it shipped, fewer than the number of times I've crashed X on the RedHat 9 partition on the same machine. Admittedly, crashing the UI system shouldn't nuke the OS, which is what usually happens w/ Windows, but IMHO XP was an incredible improvement in stability over Windows 98 SE, which crashed a couple times a week and would never even shut down properly...
Re:It has to be said (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:It has to be said (Score:3, Interesting)
I have RedHat 9 running on the same machine and although RH has a nicer UI, Windows runs faster and more integrated.
Re:It has to be said (Score:2, Troll)
I think ME (never had ME last more than a half-hour without SOMETHING bad happening...but I only used it on 2 different machines) was New Coke....something absolutely horrible to make the replacement go over better.
Regardless, there's not a lot of brand-dilution to be had here. The people in th
Re:It has to be said (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:It has to be said (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:It has to be said (Score:2, Funny)
Isn't it great? I don't think I've ever had a comment get modded all the way down to -1, Troll (~15 min after posting) and make it back up to +2, Funny (the current status). The +5 reply must have brought in some sympathetic moderators.
It really makes me miss the days when you could see how many mod points had been expended on a post's behalf. I originally created my Slashdot login for the horseraces, and I lov
Re:It has to be said (Score:4, Insightful)
The problem with cheap shots taken at Microsoft is that they're exhausted. It'd be nice if people here cracking jokes about Windows actually used it so they'd not only be informed about what they're cracking on, but also they'd be able to cook up new jokes.
BSOD == Old news, funny back in 1998. Uncommmon occurance in Win2k/XP.
"A problem has occured, but we'd prefer you just tell us back at HQ than actually tell you what's happening" == Modern XP, funny today.
Re:You speak too soon. (Score:3, Insightful)
I already admitted that I have seen several machines without stability problems.
> That's true of any OS.
I'd say yes, the variability itself (the range) is pretty wide on any OS. But I'd wager a guess that Windows' stability with respect to each computer has an approximately uniform distribution (any level of stability ranging from unstable to stable is equally likely)* over {computer1, computern}, while other platforms have different distributions.
This is
Malaysian Police (Score:5, Funny)
Crashing? (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, I expect to pay for an official branded crashing product. Being able to get one for free seriously undermines their market position.
Windows is too stable for me... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Windows is too stable for me... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Windows is too stable for me... (Score:4, Funny)
Although one of their most troublesome products runs your (non-existant) website
What use could it possibly be? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:What use could it possibly be? (Score:2)
Re:What use could it possibly be? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:What use / pirate business models (Score:2)
Example Pirate Business Plan
Rape
Pillage
Plunder
PROFIT!
Re:What use could it possibly be? (Score:2)
Wishful thinking (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Wishful thinking (Score:2, Interesting)
Longhorn (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, now there is a price I might pay for Longhorn. Actually the reason M$ picked that name is to deter software pirates here in the U.S. If you steal Longhorn(s) in Texas that is still a hanging offence.
Re:Longhorn (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Longhorn (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, that's $697.42 cheaper than Linux! I proclaim this the death of Linux.
Re:Longhorn (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Longhorn (Score:3, Funny)
So I guess this version of Windows Server hasn't got the balls to be in my server room.
Re:Longhorn (Score:2, Insightful)
finally ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:finally ... (Score:2)
Okay (Score:5, Funny)
Rustlers, Chaps their hide, branding and steer clear.
Are there anymore? Anybody who can think of another pun gets a "Talking about computer hardware made my mother board" t-shirt!
Re:Okay (Score:2)
Re:Okay (Score:5, Funny)
So, do I get the shirt?
Could I get it as a jersey instead?
Re:Okay (Score:3, Funny)
First person to follow my (wagon) train of thought.
Does this mean there's not much herd mentality here, or is everyone just keeping their opinions in rein?
Re:Okay (Score:3, Funny)
I don't know, Bo', 'vine as all these puns might seem, they're tough four me to stomachs.
-T
Re:Since You Asked (Score:3, Funny)
That said, I do think taking the bull by the horns and running with Longhorn is a an udderly bad idea, even in Singapore.
Should have really posted this as anonymous cow-ard instead of trying to milk
Death by Pun (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Okay (Score:2)
I'll just be happy to see them turning on a spit, regardless of who out-flanks them.
What has more holes than a Microsoft product? (Score:4, Funny)
Nuff said.
Move along.... (Score:4, Insightful)
When I played through Half-Life 2 a while back and monsters didn't render I didn't post my disgust to any online forums; I just realised that I was playing an unreleased, buggy version of the software and should be glad for what I saw at all.
I believe you meant to say ... (Score:2)
Yee-hah.
Stolen Software Woes (Score:3, Interesting)
I had a dual boot machine at the time with OS/2 and Win 3.1, all my school assignments, code, etc. all unprotected and un-backed-up on my one-and-only machine. Gee, Fred, can you see this one coming?
So, I spent hundreds of hours over about 2 weeks downloading all the v
There is one solution to piracy: free software (Score:5, Insightful)
The only solution to piracy in the third world is free, open-source software. Many countries being harassed by the various shady trade organizations for piracy, such as China, Brazil, and Vietnam, are switching over to open source as much as possible. There is no way that people who live on a dollar a day are going to be able to shell out hundreds of dollars every year for proprietary, closed-source software, and software companies are foolish to worry about it.
In fact, the Malaysian authorities punishing such persecution, usually at the indirect prodding of US corporations and the US corporate government, will backfire. If there's no persecution Windows is 95% pirated, then Microsoft makes 5% -- if they are persecuted and forced to switch to free software, and FreeBSD gets used for everything, then Microsoft gets 0%. Supporting punishment of third-world pirates, thus forcing them to switch to free software, is actually good for the open source movement.
Re:There is one solution to piracy: free software (Score:2)
Re:There is one solution to piracy: free software (Score:2)
respecting copyrights of properiaty operating systems and office suites can be quote costly. the point is that they can't satisfy the international treatys if they keep using expensive properiaty software, however they can do that if they switch to Free alternatives.
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Re:There is one solution to piracy: free software (Score:4, Insightful)
So, you're building your own linux distribution (or piece of embedded hardware, or whatever). You want to use Samba, but you need to write a few patches. Fine. You write your patches, and then you have two choices:
- Pay your programmers to port your patches to work against a newer samba every time one comes out
- Release your patches back to the Samba project and let *them* front-port your patches for you.
Guess which one is cheaper? No, really.
Most (not all, but most) commercial compliance with the terms of the GPL happens not because it's the legal thing to do, but because it makes good economic sense.
Re:There is one solution to piracy: free software (Score:2)
-1 OverRated: Cough-Pipe Dream-Cough (Score:2)
Re:There is one solution to piracy: free software (Score:2)
Though Slashdot always appreciates a post that advocates both OSS and punishment against Microsoft, I must complain that it is a solution, not the only solution. Lower prices. That's it. Simple as that. Supply and demand. Yadda yadda yadda.
Re:There is one solution to piracy: free software (Score:2)
If they can afford the hardware then they can probably afford the software. The idea that people are only living on a dollar a day in china is ludicrous. The poorest countries in the world make about 200-300 usd dollars a month (if they are working) and most of those people DO NOT HAVE COMPUTE
about $1.58 (Score:2, Funny)
What are the limits of piracy ? (Score:3, Insightful)
It is very obvious to me that this Longhorn system is not something people can use today, as it is. I mean, MS will still work on it for a long while before it can be trusted upon (if then).
So, what use are they except as a "preview" of what MS is cooking ? And, as a "preview", how much different is it from an article about it ? And how much can it hurt ? Everything that looks good will be "wow", everything that looks bad will be "can't wait for them to fix it"!
no, no, no, it's all good business (Score:5, Insightful)
Microsoft can get enforcement whenever they want, but in poorer countries, the market saturation is more important. (and that these illegal copies will train people to know Microsoft).
When they want to flip the table, they complain to the US govt, the US govt threatens to put malasia on the 301 Watch List (list of countries where the US aren't happy with "IP enforcement). Once they go on this list, people are afraid to trade with them, the IMF stops loaning them cash, and the World Bank stops rolling over it's existing loans. This happened to Korea already (and it was Microsoft that made it happen).
Add to this that the US delegation to the WIPO summits always contains Microsoft representatives (as "industry experts"), and you have a lot of control, without being visible, whenever they want.
my sources, recommended reading etc.. (Score:2)
"Information Rules!" has been recommended to me by the same person that recommened "Information Feudalism", so it's probably also very good.
"Globalisation and it's Discontents" is an okay book. It focuses on economics though, and the malpractice of the IMF and World Bank.
On my homepage, I keep a list of good books [compsoc.com], and on
My 0.02 ringgit on the issue (Score:5, Insightful)
If, indeed, the police are treating this issue as secondary to illegal pornography, then I would say they are on the right track.
Not that I am against pr0n as such, but a lot of human suffering goes into producing much of it, especially much of the cheap, street quality stuff. Most of the characters are drugged/coerced into performing by their overlords, any many do it out of necessity, in order to get their square meals. Most of them are prostitutes, who were forced in by pimps/etc.
So, to end the rant, I think the police have their priorities right, if they're more worried about stopping the pr0n racket than protecting the rights of a multi-billion dollar company.
Re:My 0.02 ringgit on the issue (Score:5, Insightful)
If the police only have enough time to attack one evil, and they get to choose between going after people selling burnt CD's of Longhorn Alpha, or, they get to go after illegal porn (where $illegal is something like snuff films, or child porn, etc), i say go after the illegal porn.
I'd guess that they aren't behaving so virtuously though, if they're anything like most US cops. They probably just don't care about software piracy. Maybe there's no money to be made raiding $1.58 piracy rings as compared to the money to be made going after illegal porn vendors.
I sure wish american cops would spend more time solving problems like rape and murder as opposed to setting up speed traps on highways where the speed limits are set artificially low..
but, speed traps give much better returns than arresting rapists only so that they can get out of jail in 6 months and do it again.
Re:My 0.02 ringgit on the issue (Score:2)
no, it saves the lives of arrogant idiots that think they dont have to obey speed laws.
we had an idiot in a BMW shot to death last month, It seems that the bmw driver was too stupid to understand that tailgaiting is not only dangerous but can cause someone that is unstable to kill them... Interviews from many mentioned the BMW was driving inches from other drivers and forcin
Re:My 0.02 ringgit on the issue (Score:2)
>but a lot of human suffering goes into producing much of it,
Much? How do you define much? Lots are made in the US where there are laws and a whole lot of police and D.A. willing to work over-time to crack down on this stuff. Is the industry clean, Hell no. But "alot"?
> especially much of the cheap, street quality stuff.
Its all "cheap/street quality". Just because I spend money on better film and soft lighting doesn't mean that its not "cheap/street qualit
Re:My 0.02 ringgit on the issue (Score:4, Funny)
as opposed to Windows, where a lot of human suffering goes into using it.
Do you think the Pirated version has "new" Longhorn Startup Sound [poormemphis.com] in it ?
(sorry, repost, but I like it, :P )
Re:My 0.02 ringgit on the issue (Score:2)
Had to laugh at that part, it's all a form of prostitution -your superstar bombshell U.S. porn actress is just a whore. sex for money, just on film. Streetwalkers get picked up & thrown in jail, but then if you *film* it, why that's adult entertainment. hahahaha
What are you talking about? (Score:2)
If, indeed, the police are treating this issue as secondary to illegal pornography, then I would say they are on the right track.
If it wasnt for illegal pornography why would anybody bother with computers at all?
Re:My 0.02 ringgit on the issue (Score:2)
Cowboy references? (Score:5, Funny)
What is this, Subliminal Cowboy Reference Day on Slashdot?
Re:Cowboy references? (Score:2, Funny)
They're making up for the lack of CowboyNeal options in recent polls.
not so sure... (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, I bet they will think twice about buying burned copies of the Longhorn release version, once they see how much this one crashes.
Can of worms (Score:5, Interesting)
Then why not release the source? (Score:2)
Here's why. (Score:2)
Tell me, is that a good business model?
I am so proud.... (Score:2)
*sniff*
*sniff*
You Get What You Pay For (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Careful (Score:2)
Rumour? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Rumour? (Score:5, Informative)
MS/DOJ: Judge accepts most of settlement agreement [infoworld.com]
Judge Goes Easy on Microsoft [eweek.com]
DRM is not subject to the order [infoworld.com]
Buggy etc (Score:4, Interesting)
In all seriousness, though, WHY would anyone want such a thing. The ONLY reason I would be interested in something like that is if it ALSO came with enough source to compile. After all, that would put a monkey wrench in things.
Imagine if someone who got (however) access to the source, then wrote a paper on what would be necessary to implement compatibility, and then someone else, upon reading it, then wrote a description of that paper (but with enough detail to be useful). Now imagine if someone then implemented the description. What is their level of liability (having never seen the source, or even the paper by the guy who wrote it)?
Even so, it would probably be easier to just do it the way we are--from scratch. Another question though--are the names of certain files copyrighted? That is, if I know program X wants bar.dll, can I make a
Just questions, don't flame me because I am asking--I really want to know.
Re:Buggy etc (Score:3, Funny)
Rewritten .DLLs (Score:4, Interesting)
From the Article (Score:5, Funny)
Fewer reboots, what a feature. I got a good laugh out of that. Imagine if GM claimed to sell you a car that would 'start more often'.
Aww, that's a shame! (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Aww, that's a shame! (Score:2)
Microsoft PR (Score:4, Insightful)
I think somewhere, a Microsoft employee (or contractor) leaked this pre-release copy out to the web just to get some free testing.
It makes sense... leak it, and just listen. Learn what the rest of the world has to say.
Let's say that the programmers/contractors want to know what the world thinks: If they release a pre-alpha, the news media might not like it, MS would see their market value take a hit. If the pirates don't like it, too bad... but it's not a loss, it's a learning situation.
Secondly, MS, if they were just a bit smarter, could put some positive spin on this event by saying, "Hey, Longhorn is so good that pirates are making $1.50 on pre-alpha copies... just wait until we get a few more bugs worked in... I mean out."
One last thought:
Anyone stupid enough to pay $1.58 for a pre-alpha release has probably gotten exactly what they deserve.
in Malaysia... (Score:2)
2. late release
3. miss shipping date
4. design product
They'll just change the name... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:They'll just change the name... (Score:4, Funny)
Software Crashing Patent (Score:2)
If crashing causes dilution of branding then no one would think Microsoft when whatever flavor of Windows they have crashes...
...hang on a second...I just remembered I patented software crashing. I'll have to get my lawyers to start them royalty lawsuits. Pretty soon even my lawyers will be richer than God, and I'll be richer than Bill Gates! Brilliant! [guinness.com]
The pirates of the Malaysian (Score:2)
Tagline*: After the Borg King's daughter, Longhorn Alpha, is kidnapped by the Pirate Captain Malaysia, Longhorn's childhood friend Steve Ballmer must team up with rogue pirate SCO to save her. Little do they know that these pirates are cursed. Forced to exist between living and dead, and only revealing their skeleton forms in the moonlight, the pirates intend to use Longhorn's BSOD and holes (a part of their curse) to return to their normal state.
Coming soon to court rooms near you ! PIRATES OF THE MALA
It's not piracy with Longhorn... (Score:2)
Dilution of branding? (Score:2)
Why should this cause any more dilution of branding than the crashing copies of released product has?
Best. Headline. Ever. (Score:2)
For a minute, I thought this was about some sort of 'rough trade' deal. I hesitated mightily before clicking on it in Evolution.
Re:I wait until SP1 anyway (Score:2)
Re:I wait until SP1 anyway (Score:2)
I wait until Litepc [litepc.com] can prevent IE, mshtml, etc. from being installed.
MicroSoft has never offered anything worth the price of having that pile of bugs and security holes installed.
Re:I wait until SP1 anyway (Score:2)