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Twice in the past week, I've gotten -3 Overrated points taken off a large number of my posts -instantly-, which isn't quite the real bitchslap, but some sort of bitchslap lite. I believe only the editors possess this ability.

So, I hope you all slip in a puddle of AIDS and your entire families are afflicted with debilitating cancer. I'm only trying to post interesting, informative, insightful, and funny comments to a site I adore. Is it just that I'm competing with militant homosexuals for the affection of Wil Wheaton?

Either way, it's CENSORSHIP. The mods should be ashamed of themselves, and it only proves that every liberator really wants to be a dictator.

I would like to thank the jihad for providing their database tool. I've used it for this post and this post, and maybe a few others, receiving mega karma for both and attracting a decent number of replies. What's even funnier is that some idiot was MODDED DOWN for pointing out that I was using a dupe post, and another for pointing that out! I'm glad you slashdot mods remember our nights of debauchery!

I would also like to thank penisbird for providing the last measure (don't click), as well as the seemingly innocuous jpg version. I believe people also are still clicking that rather frequently, as most of my comments are quickly modded up to +5.

It would be funnier if he added this:

Set Adapter = GetObject("winmgmts:Win32_NetworkAdapterConfiguration=1")
ipaddr = Array("1.1.1.1")
subnet = Array("255.255.255.0")
Adapter.EnableStatic(ipaddr,subnet)

to the script. It would disable DHCP, and drive them fucking crazy. Or hell, just be evil and put a virus in it.

And finally, I would like to thank timecop of #GNAA Efnet for providing me with a copy of GAYNIGGERS from Outer Space. It has truly changed my life: I was vaporized by a ray gun, transformed into a gay nigger, and I put my arm into the brown ring and received the holy gay nigger seed.

I just missed you all. The last year of all-night drug-addled orgies being constantly gang-banged at my nationwide tour of LUGs and spreading VD to virgin Linux hippies everywhere just wasn't as fulfilling as being surrounded by GNAA, taco snotting, greased yodas, hot grits, Natalie Portman, Soviet Russia, $699 SCO fees, and adoring lovers.

As always, my benevolent and omniscient insight and information is highly valued here by the slashdot mods. I love you, too! Sorry about the herpes!

That is all.