I'm one of those children

So am I; I'm way too old to grow up now.

What are you, 48?

These things are such a joke. I haven't seen any real increase in the actual d/l speed of wireless networks. I feel like we're in some Communist country where you read in the paper about the community 1000 miles away that got some incredible new thing and it's coming soon to your community, except it never actually does and taxes get higher and the work week gets longer and the commute gets drearier and the currency gets weaker and the prices get higher and...

Be glad I don't know which corner four corners four cubed corners time cube world is a cube with four corners which corner of the world you live in!

Oh, come on. Putty using RS232 is at least *half* as good.

Yep. Right over my town.

Scared me because my not-all-that-healthy mom was in the house. I thought she took a fall.

Amusingly, she thought the same thing about me.

See if they can find it before the POTUS cuts its budget.

Additionally, signal directional markings are provided for optimum signal transfer.

How does a 2-direction arrow silkscreened onto the connector improve anything?

They look like you could just reach out and touch them .... for $50.

3. Daylight Saving Time.

I.. it just...

No. Must not start ranting.

Careful.
I think there's already a movie named that.

What you guys need is some sort of regulator that will regulate everything by assigning new regulators every once in a while.
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