iPod Seat-Back Video Coming To Flights 255
cameronk writes, "Apple announced partnership agreements with Air France, Continental, Delta, Emirates, KLM, and United that will let you display video from your iPod on the screen of the seat in front of you. Plus, the connectors charge iPods throughout the flight. This will be great for inter-continental flights where even my iPod Nano runs out of juice. I wonder how the airlines are going to keep inappropriate video (i.e. porn or even just movies like "Snakes on a Plane" or "Alive") from appearing on the seat-back displays."
Boeing... (Score:5, Funny)
747: The world's largest iPod accessory.
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According to what I've read, the 380 can board both decks simultaneously via separate bridges, as long as you set up the terminal to take advantage of both entrances.
So yeah, you've got 555 passengers in three seating classes, but half of them will go in through another gate, so it should, in theory, board faster than a 747.
As for baggage handling... I find it hard to conceive of how anybody could handle baggage loading an
Yes, please! (Score:2, Interesting)
That's funny as I was wondering the same thing when Apple's press announcement appeared in my inbox. Of course the issue of other movies like those you mentioned should not even be an issue as it is content that the user has loaded on their own iPods (and you should not be looking at your neighbors content anyhow). As to porn and oth
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Label Maker - $27
Scaring the crap out of unsuspecting passengers with the new "pilot's view display" and footage from the nose of a cruise missle - Priceless.
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Don't tell the MPAA! (Score:3, Funny)
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One word : Tasers.
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What if the plane is flying over international waters?
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this is harldy a new issue considering laptops have been on planes for years now.
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Privacy Filters? (Score:4, Informative)
What they aren't telling you.. (Score:3, Informative)
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Is that a one time purchase, or am I actually just renting the cable? $5 per flight is a little steep, but not horrible depending on the length of the flight. If it's a one time purchase, then who cares, (except for the fact that now you have to carry around the extra cable)?
Or, are you just jokin
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i'm waiting (Score:2)
same issue (Score:4, Insightful)
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Re:same issue (Score:4, Funny)
You are supposed to ask the woman next to you if she wants to joint the mile high club. Do that while pointing at your laptop screen. It is sure to impress her.
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I suspect this depends on how impressive your pointer is...
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Snakes on a plane? (Score:3, Interesting)
Gee, it's not like watching it is actually going to make snakes appear in the plane. Plus, I don't think it'd be nearly as bad as depicted in the movie.
why would it be inappropriate? It's not (Score:2)
Yeah, it's no more inappropriate than watching "The Towering Inferno" in a crowded theatre.
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Because they may upset some people. This is why you'll NEVER see any of those films on a plane. Lots of things are edited out of the special airplane-versions of movies. Take "The Abyss" for example. The start of the film is missing, where the submarine sinks. Apparently the reason for this is the imagery of people on a long cylindrical tube dying.
I remember once watching a movie on a flight, I think it was "The Man In Th
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A friend is flying with Qantas from Heathrow to visit me in Bangkok on Saturday.
They will be screening Oliver Stone's "World Trade Center" on the flight.
Zune Compatibility? (Score:5, Funny)
And when we crash, we'll go down grooving.
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"Why do companies keep on locking themselves into one device when it would be much easier to support a large number of devices."
Yeah, that was my first reaction too; this is a horrible development. The future could offer wonderful potential for ubiquitous connectivity, but policies like these will only ensure that actually interfacing with devices in practice will be harder than ever. We'd be better off with RS-232, frankly.
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If I had mod points, I would have modded your post Funny.
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Unless you seriously restrict the types of media that can be played, this system will be vulnerable for all kinds of malicious software.
Make it a Linux MPlayer thing and it would be able to play just about anything.
Have you veer wondered why there is no Linux distribution comming with mplayer binaries that play almost everything?
Why do companies keep on locking themselves into one device when it would be much easier to support
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Well, we wouldn't want display monitors infected with malicious software, so I guess you're...
Hey, waitaminute!
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This solution addresses 90% of the population and is simpler than a "file browser" type solution.
I've got an idea (Score:5, Insightful)
How about by /asking/ people not to? Or a little sign that says, "Please be aware of your neighbors and/or their children, and do not watch video that may disturb them." Sheesh.
Offtopic, but - who's up for a "no kids" airline? I'd definitely pay an extra $10 per flight to ensure there aren't any crying babies onboard.
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Kinda weird how you first seemed almost humanist, what with your suggestion to communicate and use common sense in social situations. Then you turn a quick 180 and suggest artificial class barriers to society like "with children" vs "you." Sure, some kids are annoying because they don't understand why their ears are hurting. Some people in seat 13B are annoying because they like watching the climax of "Airport 1977" on a bigscreen laptop and can't understand why it might be a bit anxiety-inducing for their neighbors. If you can live with one but not the other, what does that say about you?
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I've always assumed that virgin airlines would be the natural ones to take up that cause.
-Grey [wellingtongrey.net]
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What, you were never a kid? Hatched when you were 24? I'm up for a "no intolerant assholes" airline. In fact, why don't you just stay home so the rest of us don't have to deal with you.
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How much extra would I have to pay for cabin crew who aren't twice my age, and can fit down the aisle without difficulty? I support the idea of flight attendants having unions, but I wish people didn't perceive it as a career they should do 'til their teeth fall out
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Inappropriate video not a new problem (Score:5, Insightful)
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Even beter, you can: loudly comment on the boobs of the models; tell everybody around you how last month's centerfold was much beter and proceed to explain why; comment on how you can just see that "that one ain't a real blonde"; digress into a loud monologue about the difficulties of masturbating on an airplane bathroom while holding a Hustler.
The possibilities are limitless!!!
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Just a thought (Score:3, Funny)
The same way they keep you from running up and down the plane mid-flight shouting "we're all gonna die!".
Besides, it's not even necessarily the passengers who rile up things. A few years ago I was on a plane waiting for take-off where the stewardess figured that the best solution to calm pre-take-off nerves would be to put on the radio through the cabin speakers. Much to her surprise, the song playing at that very moment was "killing me softly", and you can all have a guess which words came out of the speakers first...
Inappropriate video (Score:2)
I'll wager they'll do it just the same way that they would handle a person that is playing inappropriate video on their 15" laptop sitting on the tray table in front of them. My guess is that would be to ignore it unless a passenger complains, then politely ask the viewer to turn it off.
Personally, were I a flight attendant, I would di
Distract you from how much flying sucks (Score:2)
laptop argument (Score:2, Insightful)
Next news headline... (Score:3, Funny)
This is the airlines kicking MPAA to the curb (Score:5, Interesting)
ie vs eg (Score:5, Informative)
The latin phrase for "eg" is "exempli gratia", or, in English, "gratuitous example", which is to say, an example which helps explain the intent of the sentence.
The latin phrase for "ie" is "id est", or, in English, literally "that is", which means you are restating the thing to make the intent clear.
I don't really blame the poster, who might not care about this distinction, a common mistake amongst Americans, but the Slashdot editors sure as hell should care, being that they are paid to provide that service. That's an old complaint, though, and it's fairly clear the editors don't care either.
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but i disagree with your complaint about my translation of e.g., which my dictionary gives as literally 'for the sake of example', and i think is fairly translated 'gratuitous example', and
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Chili Palmer: ""E.g." means "for example". What I think you want to use is "i.e."."
Ray "Bones" Barboni: "Bullshit! That's short for "ergo"."
Chili Palmer: "Ask your man."
Bodyguard: "To the best of my knowledge, "e.g." means "for example"."
Ray "Bones" Bar
I'm all in favor of iPods on a plane... (Score:2)
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KLM? Air France? (Score:3, Informative)
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Since most people recline their seatbacks, the LCDs that KLM uses are basically useless.
however will they do it? (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, we've only had portable DVD players for about eight years, so the issue has never come up before. I assume they'll put several viewing enforcement marshalls on every flight - that's the most straightforward answer, anyway.
will they interrupt playback ... (Score:4, Insightful)
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I would imagine in the same way they keep people from reading hustler magazines on the flights - social humiliation and common decency. Besides, in this post 9/11 world, you *really* don't want to mess with flight attendants.
This is great news for extremely frequent flyers. (Score:2)
(In-flight magazines also get really old, really fast, when you're doing several flights on an airline in the space of a month.)
Being able to bring a bunch of my own vi
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If I'm going to plunge to earth from a mile above, I want to make damn sure that I'm watching a movie I picked. Or at least, not Shaggy Dog.
Re:Charge iPods? (Score:5, Funny)
MY GOD, I had NO idea that iPods use enough power to tax a jetliner's engines. Do they require 3 phase power, or will they work from US standard 120/240 volt split phase power? How much do they cost to run for one month, assuming 6 hours of use a day and 10 cents per KWh?
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Power outlets and more TVs just require more juice than what was used in the past. People are plugging their laptops in and watching DVDs for entire flights. Charging a plane full of iPods seems rather trivial in compariso
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CNN Airport Network (Score:2)
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The reason for locking into the iPod is because the airlines will be buying equipment from the in-flight entertainment vendor that will include software to seamlessly interface with the iPod, ie, loading all the information of what you have on the iPod. They will authenticate and have access to iPod audio and video through the 30-pin connector on the bottom. The in-flight software will have a nice iPod-ish int
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not that it would matter, but: YES
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Of course, another problem is how iPod's dock connector gives all sorts of control over the iPod. Why can't other MP3 player makers just put the same connector on their players?
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It seems people are increasingly ignoring those unwritten rules, not to mention the written ones.
I have to say, I really think the lack of courteousness is directly due to being crammed into a long, uncomfortable flight. Cram people into a box like an animal, and they're going to act like animals.
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Not only do you get lots of leg-room, but your display monitor is on this little flip-up arm, which you can tilt to just the angle you want.
Also, if there's an emergency, you get to decide who lives and who dies!
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"Jesus was my co-pilot, until we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat Him