Cheyenne Mountain Shutting Down 383
WilliamSChips writes "The United States military has announced that they are shutting down the facility at Cheyenne Mountain, home to the high-tech NORAD which tracks every object in the sky. NORAD's operations will be moved to the nearby Peterson Air Force base. The mountain facility is being placed on standby in case they need it again." From the article: "The Cheyenne Mountain center, at the eastern foot of the Rockies near the base of Pikes Peak, was constructed underground in the mid-1960s. Fearing nuclear attacks at the time, the United States built sites such as the Cheyenne Mountain complex. The Navy prepared a floating White House aboard the communications cruiser USS Northampton, in case the president needed to be evacuated from U.S. soil. Another protective bunker was created near White Sulphur Springs, W.Va., for members of Congress."
It's obvious why they're *really* doing this (Score:3, Funny)
Simon
Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this (Score:2, Funny)
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Shhh! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this (Score:2, Funny)
OK, I'll bite. WTF is star gate? There have already been about 50 posts about it to this thread. Is it some kind of new Internet meme that I've never heard of?
Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this (Score:5, Informative)
It turns out that there are also stargates all over the universe but that requires a lot of power and a weird ass way to dial to the other stargate. They find a way to do that and they create stargate Atlantis which is it's own show now.
Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this (Score:4, Informative)
Everything else is correct though.
Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this (Score:3, Funny)
Move along.
Re:It's not sarcasm? Whoa... (Score:5, Funny)
Looking at the responses, I'm actually supprised that wasn't the case.
I'll throw in my sarcastic explanation of Stargate anyways:
Stargate is where the writers thought, "Hey lets grab the aging McGuyver, give him machine guns and have him fight Aliens throughout the Galaxy. We can team him up with a buxom science babe (doing a military version of the sexy librarian thing), a Stoic warrior guy like Worf (but with fewer head ridges) and a Indiana Jones type academic guy (but more know-it-all). The whole thing can be done with an ancient Egyptian theme with cool pyramids and crystals and stuff. We can make it all work by using a lesser known gaming system like Tri-Tac's Fringeworthy Roleplaying game. We can do a film, maybe even a series or two, with lots of explosions and special effects stuff, it'll be really cool".
Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this (Score:4, Informative)
Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this (Score:3, Funny)
Well, either the Goa'uld are just paying a courtesy call, in which case they'll want to slaughter as many key Tau'ri military leaders as they can manage. Or else, they're the pathfinders for a planetary invasion, in which case they'll certainly want to take over NORAD first thing, since most of their troops would be coming in by Flying Pyramid.
But never mind Goa'uld psychology. If I were the CO of NORAD, and somebody told me there was a portal just below my command post through which very nasty aliens wer
Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this (Score:2)
I'm sure that's a clever allusion to a movie or something. War Games? But, damn, that combination of words is just disturbing.
Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this (Score:5, Funny)
The WOPR exists too. (Score:4, Interesting)
It's a transformer located in a alcove in a back corridor.
I've seen it and some wag reprinted the asset tag with 24point type.
I was stationed in NORAD in the mid '80s, so it may no longer exist.
Re:It's obvious why they're *really* doing this (Score:3, Interesting)
Auction! (Score:5, Funny)
That could be a problem (Score:2, Interesting)
Bunkers etc. do cause a problem for law enforcers (Score:3, Informative)
The link below is to a debate in the Canadian house of parlament where the issue is discussed.
http:/ [parl.gc.ca]
Re:Bunkers etc. do cause a problem for law enforce (Score:4, Informative)
Santa (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Santa (Score:2)
Huh... Santa? Wait, what?
Re:Santa (Score:5, Informative)
Sounds like fun (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Sounds like fun (Score:2)
Re:Sounds like fun (Score:3, Insightful)
All you need is faith (Score:3)
Oblig SG-1 (Score:2)
Ahh. Who am I kidding. The show ended in the eighth season. The last two episodes caped it perfectly. It was time to decommission. Adios.
Re:Oblig SG-1 (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Oblig SG-1 (Score:2)
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Nah... English simply lacks a written letter for the glottal stop. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glottal_stop [wikipedia.org]
Arabic has such a consonnant, but I suppose that makes sense if the Goa'uld were so active in North Africa in the early dawn of man...
Re:Oblig SG-1 (Score:3, Funny)
And darn near every other alien race in sci-fi (and fantasy). Nothing says alien like an apostrophe... Perhaps because most Americans' are so unfamiliar with them.
Re:Oblig SG-1 (Score:5, Funny)
Those people who stick an apostrophe on every word that ends with "s" are probably Goa'uld sympathizers. Better kill them just be sure.
Re:Oblig SG-1 (Score:3, Funny)
I think you mean Goa'uld sympathizers'
:)
(No, not really)
Quote from General Moe (Score:4, Funny)
Stargate (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Stargate (Score:2)
They have to write this into the Stargate plot somehow. Otherwise the Stargate program then would be fiction. Oh, wait.
Telephone number (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Telephone number (Score:3, Insightful)
Anyone want to have a LAN party (Score:2)
Re:Anyone want to have a LAN party (Score:2)
(Yeah, I know, the base is not actually being docomissioned and sold, but it'd be the perfect data center were that the case)
Can you imagine the attraction of such a center? Totally impervious to war, as resistant to acts of God as one can get, plenty of shielding from RFI, climate controlled, etc. etc. plus I'm sure they have massively redundant power and data connections (it'd kinda suck if
Re:Anyone want to have a LAN party (Score:3, Insightful)
You'd probably be fired if you suggested something like that. And for good reason.
Websites aren't nearly important enough to warrant the huge expense of operating in an underground mountain bunker. What's the point? If there were a nuclear war or some other gigantic disaster, there would be so many other outages and problems, not being able to access a website would be the last of people's concerns. That's assuming there'd even be electricity and computers left to access the web. And you'd save so
Would you like to play a game? (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe now we can take time out to port Linux to the WOPR. [wikipedia.org] How about a nice game of GnuChess?
Re:Would you like to play a game? (Score:3, Funny)
Almost right... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, crap. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh, crap. (Score:2)
SkyNet online (Score:5, Funny)
Re:SkyNet online (Score:2)
Re:SkyNet online (Score:3, Funny)
-Eric
Maybe a stupid question (Score:3, Insightful)
I'd kill all the NORAD personnel, and even if they were others it'd take them a few hours to get the mountain up and running. By then the missles will have already flown.
Re:Maybe a stupid question (Score:2)
Re:Maybe a stupid question (Score:2)
The monitoring capablities are reproduced elsewhere.
I call (Score:2)
Re:I call (Score:3, Funny)
Noooooooo (Score:2, Funny)
I'm so confused.... (Score:5, Insightful)
No reason to be confused (Score:2, Insightful)
Present threats - including those that you describe - do not have that capability. They have the ability to destroy a handful of cities at most, and a response is ensured through other means, without having to rely on this particular base any longer.
The threat has changed - the U.S. is
Re:No reason to be confused (Score:5, Insightful)
Actually Russia still has that capability, its somewhat smaller than it was but its still there. One wonders why people pretend its not still there when it is. Russia is making such a killing on their oil and gas reserves I imagine its unlikely they will bother with a nuclear war, but hey a coup and a wacko get the keys, or relations continue to sour, anything could happen.
Relations with Russia are in fact not very good. The U.S. has been treating Russia like dirt since the U.S.S.R collapsed. Gary Kasparov, chess grand master and now Democracy advocates, makes the interesting observation that Putin may be cheering on the chaos in the Middle East because everything that inflates oil and gas prices is a windfall for Russia.
All in all you have to wonder about the wisdom of replacing America's penultimate bunker and command and control facility with an extremely vulnerable office building that could easily be attacked with conventional weapons, a truck bomb or chemical or biological weapons. Cheyenne Mountain was, if nothing else, good for PR and intimidation value.
One question would be where the ABM system is controlled from. If its NORAD, and your worried the ABM system might work, then you take out NORAD first and then open the door for the ICBM's from North Korea.
All in all it just seems like a silly move to make especially after you've just sunk $700 million in to Cheyenne Mountain.
Re:I'm so confused.... (Score:2)
Thousands of feet of rock can make a difference. I vaguely remember reading that the complex was rated for a 5 megaton direct hit, though without field testing or a base of experience on civil engineering for use near fireballs they should have had limited confidence. Multiple strikes would be another issue, one that would have transferred commaad to specialized aircraft, which we used to ke
Why not rent it ? (Score:5, Interesting)
Or, on a more serious note, we could just make a nice secure colocation facility there, beats Sealand [wikipedia.org] or something like Virtu [virtu.nl] (and there are more [thebunker.net] like that)...
Skynet home (Score:2)
According to wikipedia [wikipedia.org], it was the home of Skynet.
Just as well it's closing.
Usefullness? (Score:2, Interesting)
Err... (Score:2)
Re:Usefullness? (Score:2)
It's not near Pike's Peak (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:It's not near Pike's Peak (Score:2)
Wow, it only took about 17 years (Score:2)
The biggest question (Score:2)
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Meanwhile, Santa is being relocated to an office building in Colorado Springs.
The Congressional Bunker... (Score:2)
Yes. It's Certainly Closing ;) (Score:5, Funny)
It's now out of action - nothing going on in there anymore *smirk*
Things sure will be different now that Cheyenne Mountain is ceasing all operations *nudge*
Re:Yes. It's Certainly Closing ;) (Score:5, Insightful)
1. As you said, it's a bluff
2. They've got something much much better built now and are going to it.
The administration is busy commissioning more nuke weapons and Russia is becoming more threatening by the day. WW3 is near to breaking out all over the ME. No way are the military winding anything down.
Interesting... why now? (Score:3, Interesting)
#>put "Shall... we... play... a... game...?"?
#>y
#>Sorry Dave, can't do that right now...
But seriously... why would the government/military choose to put it on "warm standby" just now? Is it just budgetary?
Sometimes shutting down stuff saves money, yes... but sometimes the costs aren't readable in print on a budget page...
OK, No Mention of the USS Wright??? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:OK, No Mention of the USS Wright??? (Score:4, Interesting)
That's really cool - one of those things that you think are a bit Clancy-ish, and are then geeked out by when you find that they really existed (like the hover platforms from MGS3). The question is, of course: what replaced CC-2 and CLC-1? Any techno-thriller fan would demand some kind of super-secret nuclear-powered megaship constantly circling the globe without ever turning into port, with packs of bad guys just waiting for the ideal moment to strike and take it over...
I got to go in there... (Score:3, Informative)
The coolest thing was seeing all the "buildings" in there (yes, it is like a big open cave with buildings inside) mounted on massive steel springs. Also cool was seeing that the main access shaft goes (IIRC) completely through the mountain. The internal rooms are built behind a massive blast door or two (i.e. huge bank-vault-style doors) off to the side of the tunnel. That is to let a blast wave pass right through the mountain supposedly and not just bash against the blast doors.
The most disappointing thing was finding out that the War Room was nothing like in the movies -- it is a tiny room about the size of a normal living room stuffed with computers (no "big board" or giant screens). There are only about 6-10 people working in there at any one time (lead by a one-star general/admiral).
Re:OT: Canadians? (Score:2)
Re:OT: Canadians? (Score:5, Interesting)
I have run into flight crews from the UK, Australia, and Norway at US bases. There are many military personal from other countries including countries in Europe in the US all the time. UK subs pick up their Trident Missiles from a joint US UK stockpile at base in the US. They are then fitted with UK made warheads.
You didn't really believe all that propaganda that military cooperation between the US in other countries was totally one sided did you?
Re:OT: Canadians? (Score:5, Interesting)
The US and Canada joined together to defend North American from attack from the USSR and China.
On 9/11 all air traffic in the U.S. and Canada was grounded simultaneously. The next day the Prime Minister of Canada was asked by a reporter how soon flights in Canada would resume. He answered simply, "I don't know. The air space belongs to Norad."
Under joint North American defense treaties [forces.gc.ca], Canadian military officers participated in the second Gulf War even though the same Prime Minister had explicitly refused to join the coalition. At the time, the U.S. ambassador to Canada observed that more Canadians participated in the war than 90% of the countries that formally supported it.
There was even a treaty signed recently that allows U.S. and Canadian forces to cross into each other's countries without any formal invitation under certain emergency conditions.
It appears that behind the public posturing about sovereignty and national identity, the defense of North America takes priority over everything. Some people will find that fact comforting and others find it alarming.
Re:OT: Canadians? (Score:4, Interesting)
As stated: NORAD == *North American* Aerospace Defense [archives.cbc.ca]
Canada was involved from the beginning. As a matter of fact there is a Canadian counterpart to Cheyenne Mountain [forces.gc.ca] near North Bay, Ontario. It is buried about 200 metres into the solid granite of the Canadian Shield [wikipedia.org] bedrock which makes up the geology of the area. There are American military personnel permanently working there, just as Canadian military work in Cheyenne Mountain.
The likely attack of Soviet bombers or missiles is over the pole. This was especially true during the late 1950's (when NORAD was formed), and probably continued to be the direction of most threat during the cold war. So most of the radar stations watching for this are in Canada. The famous early version was the DEW line (Distant Early Warning) of radar stations.
SCARY FACT!!!: Canada once had NUCLEAR TIPPED BOMARC ANTI-AIRCRAFT MISSILES to be used against Soviet bombers in the event of war. They were a purchased in part to move them further north (so that when they exploded after firing at Soviet bombers, it would be in the Arctic instead of say, over Winnipeg, Calgary or Edmonton if they were fired from the U.S.A.) and as an additional replacement for the ignorant John Diefenbaker's incompetent handling of Canada's defense when he canceled the Avro Arrow [www.exn.ca] (a very advanced intercepter fighter whose speed was projected to eventually top Mach 3 and had the first fly-by-wire avionics).
Re:OT: Canadians? (Score:2)
Slashdot doesn't like set theory (Score:2)
Re:OT: Canadians? (Score:2)
So THAT's why the're so good at tracking Santa. I think Santa is just a nickname for something big, red, and carrying a present. Ask me now if I believe in Santa or not.
Re:OT: Canadians? (Score:3)
Re:Shutdown due to cost increases... (Score:2)
Re:Shutdown due to cost increases... (Score:2)
One of them ter'rists could git their hands on one of them ICBMs you know!! ;)
Seriously though, it's a tiny part of "what if" the commies in China and Russia do try
yay for long-term thinking (Score:3, Insightful)
Now that is long-range thinking. I'm sure that neither China nor Russia are the least bit piqued over the U.S. being described repeatedly as "the last superpower." Fortunately for us, the international pecking-order never ever changes, so no one has anything to gain by attacking us. Granted, it's not as if we're disassembling all the defenses, but I'm a little puzzled by the idea that two allies, especially allies who don't rea
Re:Doesn't surprise me at all... (Score:4, Informative)
Not a whole lot to see.
(Please don't waste mod points modding this up informative, all I did was post a URL to google maps.)
Re:Doesn't surprise me at all... (Score:5, Informative)
You seem to be talking about Schriever Air Force Base [af.mil]. Interestingly, this is also pretty close by. According to TFA, one of the reasons for the move is the commute between Peterson and Cheyenne Mountain. From Peterson to Cheyenne Mountain [mapquest.com] is a fairly ugly drive directly through Colorado Springs (the end of that route isn't quite right, but Mapquest doesn't seem to know exactly where the entrance to NORAD is. By contrast, from Peterson to Schriever [mapquest.com] is almost entirely through open country with minimal traffic.
You hardly need satellite photos. I'd guess some people living near the Broadmoor can probably see traffic in and out of the mountain with nothing more than binoculars or maybe a small telescope at most. OTOH, there's not really much to see -- almost everything is underground, and about all you can see from the outside is the entrance to a tunnel into the mountain. About all you'd see from a satellite photo would be a road that disappears into the side of a mountain with a LOT of antennas on top (though a lot of them belong to the local radio stations, TV stations, Sprint Broadband, etc.)
Re:So much protection... (Score:2)
Re:So much protection... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Where will Samantha Carter be posted next? (Score:4, Funny)
Rodney McKay: Partially.
Re:Goodbye (Score:3, Informative)
Re:What they actually mean is.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Auction? (Score:5, Funny)
Ummm... excuse me, they're called "Gateships". You know, a "ship" that goes through the "gate".
(I can't believe I just burned karma on an obscure Rodney McKay reference...)