from the charity-gets-you-far dept.
klubar writes "Bill Gates and his wife, Melinda, were named Time Magazine "Persons of the Year". He was joined in this honor with Irish rocker Bono-all being named for being "Good Samaritans" who made a difference."
The amount of time between slipping on the peel and landing on the
pavement is precisely 1 bananosecond.