Prompt: "Write a few snarky paragraphs on Slashdot regarding an article about how DALL-E is now becoming more widely available"
GPT-3 text-davinci-002: "It's about time that DALL-E became more widely available. After all, it's been almost a year since it was first announced.
This is great news for those of us who have been waiting patiently for a more user-friendly AI-powered image generator. No longer do we have to suffer through the tedious and time-consuming process of manually creating images!
With DALL-E, we can now quickly and easily create images of whatever we can imagine, without any of the hassle. So what are you waiting for? Go out and get yourself a DALL-E today!"
GPT-3 text-curie-001: "First, Slashdotters, we should be clear: DALL-E is not a sexual lubricant. It's a cleaning robot designed to clean up oil spills. Second, DALL-E is not a new product. It was released in 2010. Third, it's not available in stores. It's only available online, and it costs $3,000. Fourth, it doesn't actually clean up oil spills. It just collects the oil. Fifth, it doesn't work very well. Sixth, it's not really a robot. It's just a big metal box with a few sensors. Seventh, it's not actually the best cleaning robot out there. It's just the cheapest. Eighth, it's not really a robot, it's just a metal box with a few sensors. Ninth, it's not really a robot, it's just a big metal box with a few sensors that's controlled by a computer. Tenth, it's not really a robot, it's just a big metal box with a few sensors that's controlled by a computer that's owned by a company that's owned by a guy who's really rich."