British Soldiers Get Germ-Fighting Undies 280
Ant writes "Yahoo! News reports that British soldiers will be getting germ-fighting underwear. The antimicrobial underpants have been introduced by the Ministry of Defense as part of a new desert uniform for soldiers. They are the first undergarments issued to British troops, who traditionally have had to supply their own.
Military officials said Thursday the unisex trunks were made from artificial fibers for comfort, with silver particles woven into the material to prevent sweating.
"It is coated to prevent bacterial infection, and we have tried to arrange the seams so that they don't chafe," Col. Silas Suchanek, who led the team that procured the new equipment, said Thursday."
Ok, they now have pants.. (Score:5, Funny)
The British army is woefully underequipped... but hey, as long as they've got pants and tea, they'll be fine!
Re:Ok, they now have pants.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Ok, they now have pants.. (Score:3, Interesting)
TBH though, I think the majority of people on
On a serious note... (Score:5, Interesting)
I enlisted four and a half years ago in the Army National Guard, and in two weeks time I'm actually leaving for Iraq. As per the regulation, we are supposed to wear the Army issue briefs. That's what we did during Basic Training - but God knows those things aren't made for comfort. They chafe, and once you've been in the field for a few weeks - well, let's just say that the risk of infection increases. Which is why it pays to carry a lot of baby wipes and Gold Bond.
I actually wear boxers instead of the standar-issue briefs now and it is definitely more comfortable. But anyway, now that I'm headed for the desert, I wouldn't mind having this nifty new underwear - I hope the US Army takes up this good idea. You don't realize how much you take the little things for granted until you're out in the field and out of clean pairs of underwear.
Re:On a serious note... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:On a serious note... (Score:2)
Going commando (Score:3, Funny)
Anecdote: Our battallion was in the middle of a training rotation at the National Training Center in the desert that is Ft. Irwin, CA. At the c
in other news.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:in other news.... (Score:4, Funny)
Re: in other news.... (Score:2)
Same thing all over... (Score:5, Interesting)
Conversely you'd be amazed how miserable chafing underwear and sweaty socks can make you, and how quickly.
Re:On a serious note... (Score:2, Interesting)
You know how the army is; it'll take them a couple years if ever. I'm 9 months in the desert right now (so close to coming home!) and it's really cooking. I use Under Armour boxers and they work great. They're kinda expensive (around $20), but it's the best thing you're gonna get atm.
Re:On a serious note... (Score:2)
Underware, T-Shirts, and socks are my top priority for a deployment... especially when the laundry facilities are unknown. Boxer-Briefs all the way.
Mostly I'm responding to say good luck on your deployment and get home safe.
Re:On a serious note... (Score:2, Insightful)
This all c
Re:On a serious note... (Score:2)
You might want to invest in some higher-quality underwear before you ship out. I'd recommend Smartwool or Ibex wool skivvies. There's a reason why desert-dwellers wear a lot of wool.
If nothing else, if you run into any Brits that don't like the new issue stuff, you might be able to trade. I'd also try the Fox River X-Static silver-threaded anti-bacterial socks. I've been using them for years, and they work very well.
Also, believe it or not, baby diaper rash ointment is a great thing to keep around. I
Re:Ok, they now have pants.. (Score:2)
Indeed, I would petition for six day underwear [orlandoweekly.com] (scroll down).
Three leg holoes. Rotate once per day, then turn inside out for the next three. Go a couple times between washes and you've got nearly a fortnight!
To quote Windsor Davies: (Score:2)
SHUUUUT UP! ...Er, lovely boy...
Thats just plain wrong (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Thats just plain wrong (Score:2)
Re:Ok, they now have pants.. (Score:2)
Re:Ok, they now have pants.. (Score:2)
Now, try that again, and this time make sense...
Re:They need undies that stop inbreeding (Score:2)
Well, there's always electioneering! After all, when one is an extraterrestrial blood-sucking shape-shifting lizard, one can be hard pushed to find a suitable breeding partner. It's not like you can go on Blind Date.
Sand? (Score:2, Insightful)
Umm.... (Score:4, Funny)
*ducks*
Underpants Gnomes (Score:5, Funny)
Step 1. Steal underpants.
Step 2. Sell to the military (ta-daaa).
Step 3. Profit!
In other news.... (Score:4, Funny)
Little do they know you just want those panties for your massive silver extraction operation!
That reminds me the joke:
I'll do anything
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an
after-work cocktail when an exceptionally
gorgeous young woman entered. She was so
striking that the man could not take his
eyes away from her. The young woman noticed
his overly-attentive stare & walked directly
toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for
being so rude, the young woman said
to him, 'I'll do anything, absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no
matter what it is, for $100 on one
condition.'
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the
condition was.
The young woman replied, 'You have to tell
me what you want me to do in just three
words.'
The man considered her proposition for a
moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket &
slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he
pressed into the young woman's hand.
He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly,
meaningfully said, 'Paint my house.'
This is actually a great invention (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is actually a great invention (Score:2)
Ministry of Defense (Score:5, Informative)
unisex trunks (Score:3, Funny)
Re:unisex trunks (Score:2)
Interesting that they are black... Why is that I wonder?
Is that so that the wearer can't see how, uh... soiled... they are after wearing them out on patrol for long stretches? Another good reason to make them anti-bacterial, I guess.
Re:unisex trunks (Score:2)
Most likely because the antibacterial silver particles they're impregnated with are black (small particles of silver are what makes the black in B&W photographs).
Re:unisex trunks (Score:4, Funny)
stealth.
Re:unisex trunks (Score:2, Insightful)
Biological Agents (Score:5, Funny)
If you locate a hazardous bacterial sample, simply find a British soldier and drop it down his pants.
Oh yeah... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh yeah... (Score:5, Funny)
As long as the werewolves don't become resistant I think we'll be okay.
I was under the impression (Score:2)
Re:I was under the impression (Score:2)
Re:Oh yeah... (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.allcures.com/shared/product.asp?id=853
Where can I buy these? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Where can I buy these? (Score:2)
It's almost worth it for the underwear (Score:4, Funny)
No? Well... now comes with complimentary free underwear!
If the number of British army enlistees suddenly skyrockets in the next month, we'll all know why.
Infertility (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Infertility (Score:4, Informative)
It just makes the sperm currently being produced less effective. Go back to boxers, and you're fine within a 'production cycle' which I think is something like 30 or 45 days.
I doubt soldiers in a warzone are particularly interested in maintaining maximum fertility.
Re:Infertility (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Infertility (Score:5, Informative)
Though, I do wonder if the heat problem is as bad as you say. Any one have any reliable websites?
Re:Infertility (Score:2)
Re:Infertility (Score:3, Informative)
Could this be related to the temperature? I'll let you in on a secret: yes it could.
It could, but not for the reason you imply. It's simpler than that. When cold, the muscles responsible for this naturally contract and become tense, and when warm they expand and relax ... but this happens naturally with most muscles in your body, and has absolutely nothing to do with trying to control the temperature of your nads. Jump in a cold pool and I promise you most of the muscles in your body will tense up as soon
Re:Infertility (Score:2)
Re:Infertility (Score:2)
No lasting damage is being done wearing briefs it's just lowering (slightly) your sperm count. Wearing boxers is only an issue if you're trying to get a chick pregnan
Re:In a word: (Score:2)
Silver threads & golden werewolves (Score:3, Funny)
I didn't know that the British armed forces were into the occult and supernatural.
It aint a reassuring thought.
Re:Silver threads & golden werewolves (Score:2)
(eg. at the end, a werewolf attacks with a sword sticking through him.. they cut the scene where the sword was implanted. That and a few others really made the cut version terrible to watch)
Unisex? Hello! (Score:5, Interesting)
From the picture, the underwear look like standard men's boxers, except without the front flap. Why leave out the front flap in men's underwear? Probably because they had to make a concession to these being "unisex", and a flap is clearly a male-only feature. Also, what about guys who prefer briefs?
The end result is that men will have a harder time freeing willie to irrigate the desert, and women will be forced to wear what are essentially men's underwear (and, I would imagine, are less comfortable for women--correct me if I'm wrong).
Re:Unisex? Hello! (Score:5, Funny)
Mal-2
O/T (Score:2)
Re:Unisex? Hello! (Score:5, Funny)
This is just a dodgy attempt at getting a random geek-girl to talk about her undies
Re:Unisex? Hello! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Unisex? Hello! (Score:2)
You have no idea how many girls wear boxers to bed cause they're more comfy.
Flap? (Score:5, Interesting)
Not trolling, but seriously, does anybody actually use that thing? When I go to a public urinal, I want speed and stealth i.e., a commando raid. The last thing on earth I'm looking for is to get caught playing fabric origami just to access the plumbing. Or is the purpose actually to act as a squeegee during retraction to minimize the chances of..er..having to shake your leg afterward?
Re:Flap? (Score:2)
I have a single pair of boxers without flap or buttons, and while they're lovely to wear (nice material, good fit, etc), they're a pain to visit a urinal wearing.
Re:Flap? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Flap? (Score:2)
You are wrong (Score:2)
Jesus, I wish that were the case. My GF keeps stealing my underwear to wear when all hers need to be washed. If some guy could invent underwear that is comfy for men, but uncomfortable for women, I'd buy fifty pair.
Re:You are wrong (Score:2)
Willie for women (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Unisex? Hello! (Score:3, Funny)
By the women with boxers?
Silver?? (Score:2)
The dangers of bacterial infections in the crotch (Score:5, Interesting)
I was sittin on the toilet one day and noticed a swollen ingrown hair to the right of my right testicle. I tried to pluck the hair out, followed by squeezing the little bastard. Nothing was coming out, so I said, "fuck it" and just left it at that.
During the week, it developed from an ingrown hair to a very painful boil. It got to the point where I could hardly walk anymore and had to see the doctor.
Soon as the doctor saw it, he said "We're going to have to lance it". Kaiser usually doesn't give out painkillers if they can avoid it (once had a broken toe and they refused me pain meds) Luckily I had a male doctor, and I think that fact made him more sympathetic to my pain.
He numbed the spot up, then poked the spot with a scalpel, probably going in about 2-3 centimeteres, followed by some very painful squeezing to get all the crap out of the bacterial playground that had formed next to my nutsack.
I thought that was it, but nope. The doctor said "We have to leave a wick in there so it heals right" A wick? WTF? Basically a wick is a peice of cotton gauze stuck in the hole where the boil used to be. This prevents the opening of the wound from sealing up, and allows the hole to heal from the bottom up.
For the next month, I had to make daily trips to kaiser to have the wick removed, and replaced. The first wick was over a foot in length! Every week the wicks got shorter and shorter until they finally told me it no longer needed a wicking.
I can totally see these types of bacterial infections knocking out a soldier for a month. For me, I could not walk without popping 2 or 3 vicodin after they inserted the wick. At least I had the luxery of my house, high speed internet, and cable TV (not much interneting during this ordeal, as it was very hard to sit)
--toq
OH Ps, im typing this live while i'm at work at the karaoke bar, watch the live stream here and say hi
Re:The dangers of bacterial infections in the crot (Score:5, Funny)
Don't anyone dare modding this man up. Think of the children!
Re:The dangers of bacterial infections in the crot (Score:2)
Re:The dangers of bacterial infections in the crot (Score:5, Informative)
Look, this is what happened to me. Like it or not. The comment came from my heart, formed by my own personal experience. Sure, it's gory, sure it's detailed, but this is exactly what happens to folks when bacterial infections happen. Boils form on the skin, and in the crotch area, this makes for a very debilitating condition. Like I said, I had the luxery of my house, soldiers in Iraq don't have the same immenities that I have.
Just a follow up, after this happened my wife and I started buying anti bacterial soap. Since then, I haven't had so much as a zit on my legs. Before the boil, I showered every day but with regular old soap. Regular soap just isn't enough to prevent this from happening. Just one juicy bit of info I read on antibacterial soaps, you have to leave them on the skin for at least 2 minutes for the active ingredient to work.
So please mods, don't downmod my parent post. It was completely on topic and showed the dangers of bacterial infections of the crotch. Thank you.
--toq
Re:The dangers of bacterial infections in the crot (Score:4, Insightful)
Yep, so now you are breeding bacteria that are immune to anti-bacterial agents. Eventually, you will have just as much bacteria as when you started, but you will no longer have the option of applying an anti-bacterial agent when you need it. E.g. when you have an open sore that needs to heal.
Re:The dangers of bacterial infections in the crot (Score:2)
I recall a summer that I commenced by indulging in bowls after bowls of pears that were sold cheaply at a nearby supermarket. Unknown to me at the time, till I read it later on in a book, my avid consumption of this fruit caused me to have a candidal infection that soon got so bad the skin on my scrotum was not only red, insanely itchy and painful but was also peeling off. Chocolate too had a similar effect, worsening the itch. I could hardly walk, and on some days I couldn't at all, with all I could do b
I enjoy my silver underwear! (Score:5, Informative)
Re:I enjoy my silver underwear! (Score:2)
err silver?? (Score:3, Funny)
HORRAY!
Re: Horray for tinfoil undies (Score:2)
Do you suppose Soldiers Get Germ-Fighting Undies (Score:2, Funny)
yeah yeah (Score:2, Funny)
Will we see this go retail? (Score:2, Interesting)
The problem is the $20 dollar pricetag per pair! Even if it isn't really better than the Un
This should have happened long ago (Score:3, Interesting)
If you don't change underwear regularly you are bound to get very nasty rashes in just a few days (which will put you out of any useless service). If you leave it to the individual serviceman to supply his own trunks, then there is a high risk some won't change them often enough.
I would guess that underwear lasts longer in desert climate than in more temperate climates due to that the sweat evaporates faster and leaves less time for the germs to grow, but all the same anti-germ underwear seems like a good idea. You increase the underwear changing interval which means you can cut back on the supplies organization (and the individual soldiers don't have to carry as many pairs of underwear).
I suppose... (Score:2)
But this may DEFINITELY be bad for POWs. So far the captors didn't find any value in there...
And, on the other side of the channel.... (Score:4, Funny)
This can prevent friendly fire mishaps (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This can prevent friendly fire mishaps (Score:2)
No chafe hey? (Score:2, Funny)
So, they're wearing them inside-out then.
Coincidently, I do this half the time in my underwear 4-day rotational schedule (forwards, backwards, inside-out forwards, inside-out backwards).
*scratch scratch*
Now, where's that stench coming from?
Are germs really a problem? (Score:3, Interesting)
Athlete's foot is one of the more common problems while infections may occur as a result of untreated injuries. (untreated fungal infections may also lead to bacterial infections if not properly treated.)
You actually don't want to get rid of all bacteria, since some bacteria are actually good for you and helps keeping the bad bacteria out.
Another issue is that there is a risk of getting multi-resistent bacteria that is harder to treat if you expose bacteria to antibiotics for a prolonged time. This is one reason why you shouldn't treat virus infections with antibiotics - it has no effect on the virus.
US Forces (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.underarmour.com/ [underarmour.com]
USMC issue (Score:2, Informative)
Simpsons flashback: Electric underpants... (Score:2)
Homer sees Lisa reading Wired magazine, grabs it and goes on about how much he likes 'Weird magazine', thinks GigaBytes is some kind of joke, then discards the magazine when he realizes it isn't 'Weird', but 'Wired'. The cover had a picture of a strangely Bill Gate-ish character wearing, what the headline claims are 'Electric Underpants' - 'Virtually Wedgie Proof' - 'Do we really need them?'
Boxers or Briefs (Score:2)
Churchill (Score:2)
Scots? (Score:2)
Or are kilts just for dress uniforms?
Re:Slashdot.... (Score:2, Funny)
1: Collect Underwear
2: Sell Silver
3: Profit!
Re:Ha! (Score:2)
Plus, if they maintain a constant temperature of 40 degrees celsius, they would provide decent contraceptive abilities as well.
War of 1812 confuses me. (Score:2)
Re:mo info... (Score:2)
Re:Research (Score:3, Insightful)
That translates to "Shut The Fuck Up", you moronic troll, just to make sure you understand. No, your sarcasm was not lost on me.
Anyone who is willing to put thier life on the line so I can drink Gin, sit in my basement and flame Slahdot trolls can have whatever the fuck they need to get the job done.
Comfortable undewear that prevents what is at the least an uncomfortable skin condition and at worst is a medically dangerous condition - namely boils and necrosis - are cheap compared to having more traine