LEGO Competition Selects Three New Master Builders 123
H0NGK0NGPH00EY writes "The nationwide LEGO Master Builder search (covered here previously) came to a completion last week. At the last minute, LEGO surprised the competitors by announcing that they would select not one, but three Master Builders."
Master Builder? No way! (Score:4, Funny)
Klein, 28 ... built an octopus' aquatic garden. Sawaya ... built a model of two men sitting opposite each other cutting a log in half with a long, two-handled saw.
Master builders my ass!
Real Men build lego figurines of Han Solo in Carbonite [slashdot.org]. They build miniature Death Stars with friggin' lasers on them! Not octopus aquatic gardens.
"I'm a master model builder," he said breathlessly into her ear.
And hear the cries of thousands of losing Lego Master contestants, who cried out and then were suddenly silenced... by my backhand.
Re:Master Builder? No way! (Score:2, Funny)
I recommend lots of fresh air and sunlight. Try taking off those boba fett undies too.
Re:Master Builder? No way! (Score:5, Funny)
I'd go outside, but the green green grass, the fresh air, and the pretty scenery will only remind me of SW: Episode 2.
And I don't want to be reminded of Episode 2.
Re:Master Builder? No way! (Score:2)
You obviously haven't been outside in months!
Re:Master Builder? No way! (Score:1)
Re:Master Builder? No way! (Score:4, Funny)
Not at the same time, please.
Re:Bad moderation (Score:1)
Seems to be a thin line between troll and funny, and I done stepped over it
Re:Master Builder? No way! (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Master Builder? No way! (Score:5, Informative)
The guy who constructed the Han Solo and Deathstar is actually one of the selected contestants (mr. Sawaya, IIRC).
Re:Master Builder? No way! (Score:2, Funny)
The lego builder in LegoLand is a genetically engineered replica placed by Vorgoxians in order to win the Lego Tournament. They're not very happy about there being three winners, so expect the other two to be assassinated shortly.
The *real* Nathan Sawaya is in a government research c
Re:Master Builder? No way! (Score:2)
Who are those guys? Myself, I only use Geonosian engineered clones.
wbs.
Clone? (Score:2)
Re:Clone? (Score:2)
Re:Master Builder? No way! (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Master Builder? No way! (Score:1)
Only 2 Hours (Score:1)
I imagine that the Han Solo in Carbonite took a *lot* longer than 2 hours to design and complete.
mindstorm (Score:1)
Re:mindstorm (Score:1)
Re:mindstorm (Score:3, Informative)
Re:mindstorm (Score:4, Informative)
"Which is correct as the plural of LEGO: 'Lego' or 'Legos'?
Neither, actually. The word 'LEGO', when used as a noun, should only refer to the company that makes the product. Otherwise 'LEGO' is supposed to be used as an adjective. Thus, when referring to the pieces, neither 'lego' nor 'legos' is correct... rather one should say: 'LEGO bricks' or 'LEGO pieces' or whatever (using LEGO as an adjective -- and one should really capitalize all of the letters, and put the little 'circle-R' symbol after it ((R))). This is all a matter of protecting the trademark of 'LEGO' for the company (using it otherwise degenerates the strength of the trademark). This is not to say that I use the word correctly 100% of the time... but that's the answer to the question (it's always fun/painful to read the near-flame-wars that start at slashdot.org over this topic... and generally, both sides are wrong)."
Re:mindstorm (Score:2)
Can I give you my old LEGO sets/bricks?
Uhhh... sure. I do not generally buy used LEGO bricks from people, but if you have some old sets that you are not using, you are more than welcome to send them to me -- the pieces will be put to good use, I assure you. I prefer relatively clean pieces, few teeth marks, few clone bricks, and ideally they come from a smoke (cigarette) free household
Well fuck, just forget about it then you ingrate!
Re:mindstorm (Score:1)
But if they come from a smoke (marijuana) household, that would be awesome!
Re:mindstorm (Score:2, Funny)
LEGO(R) [lego.com] my Eggo(R)! [kelloggs.com]
Re:mindstorm (Score:1)
Do you own a hoover? Who made it? Was it the Hoover company? Did you know the YoYo was a trademark untill the people who made the YoYo were really sloppy about their adverts (saying things like "YoYo make the best yoyo's" the court ruled that that ment yoyo was the generic name of
Re:mindstorm (Score:2)
If there's not a name for this, then there should be...
And it should be short. =)
Re:mindstorm (Score:2)
Re:mindstorm (Score:1)
Doesn't mean it's right.
Re:mindstorm (Score:1)
Re:mindstorm (Score:1)
Dunno about building (Score:5, Funny)
Simon
Re:Dunno about building (Score:1)
Hehe... childhood flashback...
My little brother used to build lego houses... I built lego airplanes with hinged bomb bays, wich I loaded with spend D batteries, and promptly dropped on top of my brother's lego houses :D
Re:Dunno about building (Score:1)
It usually took 2 hours to build them, and
I should've patented it and sued robotwars today.
In related news (Score:1, Funny)
Re:In related news (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In related news (Score:1, Offtopic)
The most popular search term? "fish".
Re:In related news (Score:2)
1 - 10 resultats, sur un total d'environ 1,248,900. Recherche effectuee en 0.10 secondes.
The gracious loser (Score:5, Informative)
Jan. 21st, 2004
03:37 am
Alas, my journey soon comes to an end...or possibly to a new beginning.
In just a few hours, I leave for San Diego. I can't sleep. I can't relax. I can't think. I'm a giddy/nervous/excited mess. The best way I can describe it is like sitting blindfolded on a chair with my hands and feet bound tight as others around me sing and dance and celebrate. Oh, how I can't wait to open my eyes and see all the wonderment that awaits me.
I thank you all for the outrageous support you've given me and hope I don't let you down. This whole experience has truly been remarkable.
Jan. 25th, 2004
10:07 pm
I made it home safe and sound tonight. I'm so lucky to have had my friends Matt, Tim & Howie along with me. Seriously, I really am not sure how the whole trip would have turned out had you not been there for me.
I didn't get the job, but I sure did have fun trying for it. I'll need a little while to compose my thoughts, but you'll be sure to hear from me with all the details soon. Congratulations to Nathan, Kristi and Aaron. I'm quite fortunate to have been surrounded by such talented and fun people during the competition. I will have fond memories of all the contestants and will smile many times as I think of them in the future.
I'll try to post pics of all the final creations from all the contestants on my website within a few days.
Thank you again to everyone for their encouragement and enthusiasm. I hope to see many of you over the coming weeks.
NELUG (Score:2)
If you've been following this story and wishing that you had been able to participate, there are a number of different LEGO clubs around the country. And if you can't find a group in your area, what better time to start one! Check LUGnet [lugnet.com] and do some searching on Google--that's how I found NELUG.
The real question (Score:2)
Re:The real question (Score:1)
That depends on how many 1x1x1 squares Lego can produce.
Re:The real question (Score:1)
So no space elevator for you.
Does anyone know? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Does anyone know? (Score:1)
354203273 tiles
I think they got the danish flag on the sides on something like that.
Re:Does anyone know? (Score:5, Informative)
Which is enough to calculate at what at point point a solid cube of ABS will fail under its own weight. (Depending on your definition of fail.. but lets use, in this example example, a failure is when the pressure due to the blocks weight excedes the compressive strength).
However, in order to calculate the failure for a lego construction, I need geometic information. Anybody want to weigh a lego brick and give me a detailed engineering diagram? I suggest we settle on the standard 4x8 brick. Note that the result will be affected by exactly how its constructed. Any bricklayers on slashdot care to make a suggestion on the best way to lay a 3 dimensional solid structure?
Re:Does anyone know? (Score:5, Funny)
You're asking slashdoters this? The last time I tried to lay a 3 dimensional solid structure, I got my face slapped.
Re:Does anyone know? (Score:1)
> solid structure, I got my face slapped.
Its like the old gag:
"If you laid every women on earth end-to-end you'd be bloody tired afterwards".
Re:Does anyone know? (Score:3, Informative)
If we consider 2cmx1cmx1cm pieces, and we consder that they weigh 20g each, we can assume that a cube with hight=width=depth=x we have (x^3)/2 blocks, the mass of which will be : 20*(x^3)/2=10(x^3)g
If we assimilate the cube to a sphere (not good, I'll agree, but good enough, since we're not going to build one) we can calculate the pressure in the cent
Re:Does anyone know? (Score:1)
I was assuming that the original poster was asking for a cube on the earth's surface.
However, constructing a planet out of Lego sounds way cooler.
More than ever we need that space elevator.
Re:Does anyone know? (Score:1)
David
Re:Does anyone know? (Score:4, Funny)
Can God create a Lego Brick so large that He Himself can not build ith it?
Would it collapse under it's own weight? Probably.
Re:Does anyone know? (Score:1, Interesting)
Yes. And he can build with it anyways.
Logically impossible, true... but the concept of an absolutely omnipotent person is logically impossible as well.
All disproofs of the existence of God cannot amount to anything more than a disproof of the existence of a god that is somehow limited by logic, and likewise all proofs of the existence cannot amount to anything more than a proof of the existence of a god th
Re:Does anyone know? (Score:1)
Another interesting question: Who cares?
geeky stuff.. offensive stuff! [wabshirts.com]
Strange... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Strange... (Score:2)
So... These people will spend hours and hours of work making millions upon millions of dollars for LEGO while they are repayed in chump change.
Looks like a good business descision to me.
Re:Strange... (Score:2)
Er, how's that? Making people aware of Lego? OK, raise your hand if you've never heard of Lego before. I don't think they make a dime for Lego.
Re:Strange... (Score:2)
Re:Strange... (Score:2)
They are going back to basics, the building blocks that made them famous, and thus IMHO, getting some master builders, makes sense, since they show off what can be done.
They can probably pay the yearly salary of a master builder, for what it costs them to have a meeting in hollyweird.
Re:Strange... (Score:1)
I remember reading something about software design for reusability, componentware, that kind of thing. It made an analogy about Lego, along the lines of "...the old sort, that you could make into more than one thing". Which is, after all, the whole point of Lego, isn't it?
Sounds? (Score:5, Funny)
Should we begin the construction of Lego sanitoria?
Re:Sounds? (Score:1)
Re:Sounds? (Score:1)
And quite often the massive quantities of bricks weren't sorted, so one would trawl through a vast box looking for the right colour of "one-erd".
I should try steal some of that lego out of the house sometime. My youngest bro does NOT need the accumulated stockpiles of 5 of us!
It's not like I can buy decent honest-to-goodness bricks anymore! Well... more correct to say the range was much better in the past! And better
well duh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sounds? (Score:2)
Re:Sounds? (Score:2)
Re:Sounds? (Score:1)
This guy should be a master builder (Score:2, Informative)
Eric Harshbarger's LEGO(R) Website [ericharshbarger.org]
What about Master Piece-finders? (Score:5, Funny)
Lego Bible (Score:5, Informative)
Uh, old news, even been talked about already... (Score:2, Flamebait)
Are we now going to see a flood of other posts from older stories reposted to the front page as "news"?
I know I'm going to get flamed to hell and back for this, but do any of the editors read the site or research the articles that they are about to post at all?
We've had this, the domain naming patent dupe, the BBC buying Google News keywords story (which had a completely inaccurate sto
LEGOd (Score:2, Funny)
Could God lose a needed piece of Lego so badly that even He could not find it?
Re:LEGOd (Score:4, Funny)
Kudos? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Kudos? (Score:4, Funny)
Real /. master builders... (Score:4, Interesting)
Hard (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Hard (Score:1, Informative)
I've seen them put their creations together, and they also use glue to keep it all together.
I also have heard... (Score:1)
Got Pictures of the 3 winning entries? (Score:1)
Re:Got Pictures of the 3 winning entries? (Score:4, Informative)
The three winning entries:
1. Octopus garden [wired.com]
2. Two men cutting a log [wired.com]
3. Master builder playing with kids [wired.com]
Obligatory "Jedi Way" reference (Score:4, Funny)
And who are the apprentices?
Always two there are, master and apprentice.
Re:Obligatory "Jedi Way" reference (Score:1)
We were speculating how the Sith kept to the One Master One Apprentice thing for 1000 years. that sort of discipline just does not seem to fit the average Dark Sider. Then we realised that Darth Bane (the guy who started system) had probably patented the Sith and had a firm of Darkside Lawyers to sue the crap out of any unlicensed Sith running round.
Unlike copyrights, patents meaningfully expire. (Score:1)
Then we realised that Darth Bane (the guy who started system) had probably patented the Sith
Wouldn't that have run out after 20 years? Or had the Galactic Republic had one too many Cher Acts [kuro5hin.org]?
Re:Unlike copyrights, patents meaningfully expire. (Score:1)
>Wouldn't that have run out after 20 years? Or had the Galactic Republic had one too many Cher Acts?
Your Quite Right... I suppose tradmarking Sith could pass muster
New form of Lego? (Score:1, Funny)
Yey! (Score:1)
Now take out your circles of paper.
pics from the competition... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:pics from the competition... (Score:1)
Wow, first they make great music, and now they're reporting the news! Is there anything they can't do?
Wired knows Jack Shit about Lego (Score:1, Flamebait)
The clatter and clacking sound of Legos..."
Call yourselves geeks? Pah, poncy wannabes :)
<grammar nazi>FFS, the plural is Lego!</grammar nazi>
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cLive ;-)
With all those legos.... (Score:2, Funny)
Pics of the winning entries (Score:2, Informative)
Aaron Sneary [sideshowjamie.com]
Kristi Klein [sideshowjamie.com]
Nathan Sawaya [sideshowjamie.com]
P.S. (Nathan Sawaya's creations have been featured on Slashdot before [slashdot.org].)
Congratulations to the Winners (Score:2)
myke
By the way. . . (Score:2, Informative)
Fuck That Job! (Score:1)
Great tool for animators (Score:1)
Re:Great tool for animators (Score:1)
Collaborative art (Score:2)
I imagine the builders generally build by themselves, so I wonder how a team-build would work . . .
Re:Lego Girl? (Score:5, Interesting)
no, really they do (Score:2, Funny)