North Korea Introduces 'Secure' E-mail 255
An anonymous reader sent in a strange little story running over at ZD that discusses North Korea's new secure email system. There's a lot of strange bits in there about trained North Korean hackers, and the fact that North Korea's news agency is hosted in Japan.
Time-honored facts... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Time-honored facts... (Score:2)
Re:Time-honored facts... (Score:3, Interesting)
Very true! How can you 0wn a box that...isn't there! I saw this interesting report on 60 minutes (an abbreviated version of it can be found here [cbsnews.com], and the full story I beleive can be found here [ninemsn.com.au], but for a fee to Big Bill) a number of months ago showing this interesting photo [solohq.com] of the Korean peninsula. It kind of reminds you of the hoax photo [museumofhoaxes.com] of the 2003 blackout, except that I suspect the Korean photo to
Re:Time-honored facts... (Score:2)
I believe they did have some ideas [ucla.edu], then the US said they'd nuke them [agitprop.org.au] if they tried.
Re:Time-honored facts... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Time-honored facts... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Time-honored facts... (Score:3, Interesting)
Umm (Score:2, Funny)
DictatorMail.com ? (Score:5, Insightful)
How the system (likely) works:
The government assigns you a password.
You send email, people send you email.
You sleep well knowing that your email can only be read by the sender, recipient and.. that.. man.. with the rubber hose.
To me it sounds like Kim Jong Il is getting even more paranoid. He's wanting to control (and snoop) all email in within his borders for fear of net-savvy citizens daring to send subversive email. Pretty soon he'll probably start shooting people with glasses ("intellectuals") as Pol Pot did in Cambodia.
Hint to Kim Jong Il, try feeding your millions of starving children before promising them a corrupt email system few of them will ever live to see.
Re: Echelon (Score:1, Insightful)
North Korean Insanity (Score:4, Funny)
You think that's a little loopy? Check out Kim's official policy on triplets. [newsmax.com]
Yeah, he's nuckin' futs.
Re:North Korean Insanity (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:North Korean Insanity (Score:2, Funny)
Re:North Korean Insanity (Score:2)
Crap source (Score:3, Informative)
Re:DictatorMail.com ? (Score:1)
Re:DictatorMail.com ? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:DictatorMail.com ? (Score:4, Insightful)
It may very well be that Kim Jonh Il feels that Internet access is critical to his nation's development (as many Americans feel about promoting third-world development in general--teach a man to fish versus simply giving a handout) and is trying to promote it through government sponsorship in the form familiar in his economy.
I'm not defending him, but there may very well be more here than you suggest.
Re:DictatorMail.com ? (Score:5, Insightful)
At any rate, the last thing the North Korean government wants is an online citizenry.
This latest press release by the Japanese North Korean contingent is just more floundering of a sadly dying nation.
Re:DictatorMail.com ? (Score:3, Informative)
List of "unspeakable horrors" they must be protected from witnessing:
BMW's
Jordache jeans
Walkman radios
Fast food restaurants
Street lights
Public and residential telephones
Home electrictity
Indoor plumbing
Food
The sight of those items could be quite traumatic.
Unfortunately I'm not joking about anything on that list. I will address electricity and food in particular. Take a look at this NASA image: The Earth at night. [nasa.gov] It shows man-made light sources, effectively a combination of
Re:DictatorMail.com ? (Score:2)
Re:DictatorMail.com ? (Score:2)
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While what you said is perfectly true, you looked at it from the employee perspective. Now look at it from the employer perspective. The government decides how many soldiers it is willing to employ. Each soldier it hires means one less worker in the economy manufacturing goods, supplying services, or growing rice. Each soldier it hires
Typo correction (Score:2)
The correct figure is 30.7%. Sorry for any confusion.
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Re:DictatorMail.com ? (Score:2)
If 16% was enough to overload the Soviet Union (but remembering that it had a broa
Re:DictatorMail.com ? (Score:2)
Past tense. It did collapse. That's why 1.7% of their population has been dying of starvation year after year after year. Something like 10% of the population in 6 years. It's just that they are entirely isolated and the ruling party retains an iron grip. Total government control over information. Total blackout of outside news sources. North Korea news is right out of the book 1984. The "news items" are all reports of factory workers exceeding quotas in the he
Re:DictatorMail.com ? (Score:2)
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Re:DictatorMail.com ? (Score:2)
You didn't understand a thing I said. The PERCENTAGES of Gross Domestic Product are critical. Ok, you are more comfortable working with actual dollar amounts than percentages, I'll write it out in dollars.
You quote the US spends 350 billion dollars on the military. If the US were to spend the same way North Korea spends, the US would be spending THREE POINT SEVEN TRILLION DOLLARS PER YEAR on it's military. If the US were like North Korea it would have o
Re:DictatorMail.com ? (Score:2)
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I think that's the least of Pyongyang's worries. Kinda hard to get your computer online when you can't even turn your computer on. Computers need electricity, donchaknow.
Let's see... we could either abide by this treaty we have with the US and get nuclear power plants, or we can steal the technology, set us up The Bomb and ensure dissidents never have the electricity needed for communications more complicated than tw
Re:DictatorMail.com ? (Score:2)
Or it could just be another of the whims of a demented lunatic.
Re:DictatorMail.com ? (Score:2)
what's news is that they're even implementing anything, for anybody. i wouldn't have thinked that they would bother.
the horribility is that a horrible system doesn't really need mega technology(so being afraid of technology because of it might deprive you from your rights is pretty stupid, all that's needed for that is that the wrong guy is telling what to do). an evil(stupid) system only needs snitches, wanabes and just few evil people(tm). sure, total brainwashing helps to keep i
Re:DictatorMail.com ? (Score:2, Interesting)
Moderation crack (Score:2, Funny)
Charity... (Score:2)
Pretty soon he'll probably start shooting people with glasses ("intellectuals")
Charity begins at home. [abcnews.com]
Complete Privacy... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Complete Privacy... (Score:3, Funny)
There is complete privacy because Leader Kim Jong II is the only one allowed online.
Re:Complete Privacy... (Score:2)
Re:Complete Privacy... (Score:4, Funny)
Reminds me of an episode of "Cheers" (Score:2)
...which is what I wonder about this email service that is "guaranteed to be secure". So if my email gets snooped out, can I drop into North Korea to file a complaint? Do they have a toll-free number I can call? Will I get my money back? Will I survive the experience of
North Korea and Security (Score:1, Troll)
Off Black list? Nope... (Score:5, Funny)
Is that where the Iraqi information minister ended up?
Re:Off Black list? Nope... (Score:3, Informative)
Secure from whom? (Score:1)
What about North Korean IM? (Score:5, Funny)
License2KimJongill: hello?
License2KimJongill: helloooo...
Bush43: SORRY CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW
Bush43: GOT COLON POWELL ON THE PHONE
License2KimJongill: i'm pretty sure it's spelled colin
Bush43: WELL I'M PRETTY SURE YOUR NAME IS SPELLED KIM JUNGLE
License2KimJongill: shut up
Bush43: YOU SHUT UP
License2KimJongill: no you shut up
Bush43: MAKE ME
License2KimJongill: make me make you
Bush43: WHAT?
License2KimJongill: i have to go too, I have colin powell on the phone too. You're talking to "colon" powell so I bet you have the wrong guy
Bush43: SHUT UP
License2KimJongill: you shut up
Shamelessly stolen from the Kim Jong Il livejournal [livejournal.com]
Re:What about North Korean IM? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What about North Korean IM? (Score:2)
So Bush was callin' Colin's colon?
The North Korean News Agency (Score:5, Interesting)
Pretty funny. A lot of stories like, "Ugandan ambassador hails Korean workers". Even some news in Spanish (I wonder if that's for Cuban benefit.)
Re:The North Korean News Agency (Score:2)
Re:The North Korean News Agency (Score:2)
Of course, no news about the dire food situation in the country.
And this means... (Score:4, Funny)
(Sorry, couldn't resist).
Re:And this means... (Score:4, Informative)
Dear N. Korean Secure E-mail System, (Score:3, Funny)
Your's Truly,
Every Known Hacker in the Free World
Ob. Neil Young quote (Score:2)
Hard to enforce.. (Score:3, Interesting)
It remains illegal for any South Koreans to email their northern neighbours without government permission.
I wonder how strict they are about this? How could you possibly enforce a rule like this, considering the amount of wired households in S.K.
What if someone in N.K sends an email to an email on your mail server which doesn't exist, and your server happily sends out something along the lines of 'this address does not exist'. Are you liable then?
Re:Hard to enforce.. (Score:3, Informative)
However this still does not tell me which of Koreas is more democratic. And this prohibition does not seem to be of any use whatsoever, unless South is paranoid about spies...
Re:Hard to enforce.. (Score:4, Informative)
Indeed they are extremely concerned about spies and sabateurs (sp?). North Korea continues to be responsible for many provocative acts, including the murder of military personnel inside the the DMZ, the digging of invasion tunnels under the border, terrorist attacks in South Korea, etc.
The South has good reason to be paranoid.
Re:Hard to enforce.. (Score:5, Informative)
As far as being paranoid, I think the South is quite paranoid and with good reason. North Korean spies reguarly travel into the south, through a large network of tunnels under the DMZ. NK agents have kidnapped Japanese and South Koreans dozens of times in the past 40 years. South Korea is often infiltrated by North Korean spies who get into the country via small submarines.
From what I understand, cold war Berlin was nothing compared to what's been going on in Korea since the 60s.
Re:Hard to enforce.. (Score:2)
Re:Hard to enforce.. (Score:2)
North is a totalitarian regime. Not necessarily a bad thing, but in this case it is.
South is a democratic state. Given that the OP was probably an American (most /.ers are) then the reference to his soldiers and very popular TV programme were relevant pointers for him.
Most Americans aren't evil. Neither are most French, Iraqis, Chinese, Russians, Israelis or Palestinians, no matter what you might be told.
I'm not en
Re:A response to your questions... (Score:2)
I didn't make that comparison. I made the comment that the US government knowingly allowed an organisation to operate which funded the murdering of British subjects, ie terrorism. This stopped in the wake of 9/11 which to me smacks of hypocrisy. It seems that
Re:Hard to enforce.. (Score:2)
And this prohibition does not seem to be of any use whatsoever, unless South is paranoid about spies...
As other posters pointed out, yes, they are paranoid about spies. But there is another reason.
South Korea knows about all the bad stuff going on in North Korea. But they want to be reunified so badly that they (the government, at least) are willing to pretend the detention camps, starvation, drugs, etc. don't exist. South Korea is democratic, but its citizens are highly discouraged from talking about
Spam (Score:2, Funny)
of course (Score:5, Funny)
Great Leader Kim Yong Il is computer-savvy. Check out the Frontpage-For-Dummies official site of the DPRK. [korea-dpr.com]
I would be embarrassed to put pictures of my CAT on a website that lame.
Re:of course (Score:2, Funny)
am I the only one who saw that? Take a look at thi (Score:2)
On the registration page,
korea-dpr [korea-dpr.com]
There are three choices for gender-
male
female
other
Gotta take a look at their biology texts..
Kim Jong belongs to the third category, without a doubt.
Also, take a look at the
SECTION 4. REQUIRED TRAVEL INFORMATION
They ask for the passport no, issue date, expiry, nationality.. what the fsck are they thinking?
Those north korean officials will just skim this information off to use for fraud.
Tourism, DPRK-style (Score:2)
I was surprised to see tourism information on the DPRK web site. They've never encouraged it in the past, and what they're saying now sounds like Khrushchev-era Intourist. They've got a lot to learn, and could probably learn from the Cubans. Very much Marxists, but all those tourist dollars are just too tempting to ignore.
The application forms are a hoot, except for the bit about GPS not being allowed in the country. Oh, and U.S. folks not being allowed either.
...laura, proudly Canadian, but not plannin
Re:Tourism, DPRK-style (Score:2)
MSBob... proudly Polish AND Canadian :-)
Re:Tourism, DPRK-style (Score:2)
Re:Very odd quote (Score:2)
hahaha (Score:3, Informative)
U.S. Urged to Accept Simultaneous Action and Package Solution
Abolition of SL in S. Korea Demanded
U.S. Imperialists' Aerial Espionage on DPRK
Japan Not Qualified to Participate in Six-way Talks
Meeting against Evil Laws Held in S. Korea
Yakbab, Korean Food
Re:hahaha (Score:2)
DPRK, Dignified Powerful Nation
Pyongyang, November 30 (KCNA) -- The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is an invincible powerful nation with a great national power enough to firmly defend its just idea, system and cause, stresses Rodong Sinmun today in a signed article. The DPRK is an indestructible political power in which the whole party, the entire army and all the people get united in one mind and an ever-victorious military power, the article says, and goes on:
The s
You know why its site is run from Japan right? (Score:5, Interesting)
Better to isolate it outside and communicate with it securely. Would any self-respecting BOFH run his tyrannical regime er network any other way (bad haircut optioal)?
Also note that a segement of Korean-Japanese (who are descendent from the bad ol' days when the Penninsula was a colony) still see the North Korean regime as the One True way (so getting help to run Il-Jong's isn't too hard). Interesting article on the subject can be found in this JE [slashdot.org]. It's about an American's vacation into the North. Fascinating.
Definition of secure email... (Score:4, Insightful)
So, I could still harvest your address, right? It'd be pretty hard to encrypt email addresses while the messages are being delivered:
POST to 239frj349fu34nf3498f34nf9u834nf9834f....
nah, I don't think that will work.
This emails not fortunate (Score:2, Funny)
We are regretting that the Slash Dot web hosting has made these informations public available.
These informations should be kept private just for North Korean free viewing.
We have own all your bases.
What is legal in South Korea, and what isn't (Score:2, Funny)
That sounds actually pretty good for the North Koreans, when you consider the quantity of spam coming out of South Korea.
Too bad it isn't illegal to spam my country. Or has the spam I get been granted a "government permission"?
Here is how it works (Score:3, Funny)
Duuuuhhhhhh. (Score:4, Funny)
No email -is- secure email.
Taa...dahh!
Fighting oppression (Score:5, Insightful)
So South Korea is fighting the oppression and censorship of the North with oppression and censorship?
Re:Fighting oppression (Score:3, Insightful)
The Canadians don't send spies down to pick off our citizens and stir up our students into riots, etc.
The Canadians have not sent assassins to kill our president, submarines to drop off commandos to do who-knows-what, thugs to ax-murder people chopping down a tree, and they haven't bombed any o
Re:Fighting oppression (Score:2)
Errr... "most"? Some, yes, but not most.
What Canadians don't do to Americans. (Score:2)
Perhaps we DO send spies and sabateurs... and we've just been so good at it you haven't noticed yet! Hmm... on second thought, maybe we've been so bad at it you haven't noticed yet.
Re:Fighting oppression (Score:2, Funny)
No, but you were very clever to stop all beef imports from Alberta (that's a province). What you've overlooked will be your undoing however. You think that's ordinary beer we're exporting?! How about your comedians--how many of them are actually cleverly subversive Canucks? How about William Shatner? Peter Jennings? Perry f***ing Como? You think it's just coincidence tha
What I find interesting.. (Score:2)
They've sent spies to kill Castro. They've let out animal viruses that made it so that herds of cattle had to be destroyed. They overfly the nation regularly with planes. They've indirectly and directly invaded (Bay of Pigs, etc).
Castro was hailed as a hero in the US for working to overthrow Batista, who was corrupt. Once they got him out of power, Castra chose communism. He removed the US control that was there, trying to make Cuba independant an
Re:Fighting oppression (Score:2)
Re:Fighting oppression (Score:4, Insightful)
What about Cuba, or Nicaragua, for instance? What about Honduras? How about Haiti and Guatemala?
All those countries have experienced what you describe, and worse, against them and their national sovereignty. So if North Korea's doing it - they probably just see themselves as going with the flow!
I case you doubt what I say, lets take this little story about Nicaragua as an example:
20 years ago, Nicaragua was on the receiving end of covert operations, assassinations, funding of guerrilla groups and illegal importation of weapons, etc. all perpetrated by the United States. It was on the receiving end of what most people would call terrorism.
Nicaragua responded not by bombing Washington, but by taking it to the World Court, presenting a case for which they had no problem putting together evidence for.
The World Court accepted their case and ruled in their favour. It condemned what it called the 'unlawful use of force' (which basically means international terrorism) by the United States, and ordered the United States to terminate their aggression and to pay massive reparations.
The United States dismissed the court judgment and announced that it would henceforth not accept the jurisdiction of the court. So Nicaragua then went to the UN Security Council which considered a resolution calling on all states to observe international law. No one was mentioned but everyone understood who was being talked about. But the United States vetoed the resolution.
The US therefore now stands as the only state on record which has both been condemned by the World Court for international terrorism and has vetoed a Security Council resolution calling on states to observe international law.
And you think North Korea is bad?
So - Nicaragua then went to the General Assembly where there is technically no veto but a negative US vote amounts to a veto. It passed a similar resolution with only the United States, Israel, and El Salvador opposed.
The following year they went to the General Assembly again, and this time the United States could only rally Israel to the cause, so two votes opposed to observing international law.
At that point, Nicaragua couldn't do anything lawful. It tried all the measures. They don't work in a world that is ruled by force.
So, um, how does the United States export democracy? How does it help to promote world peace exactly? And how much do you know about what the US government is doing overseas?
Clearly very little I think.
Re:Fighting oppression (Score:2, Insightful)
But of course - because the USA intervened in the creation of a cute lil' socialist dictatorship, you have to bash them as un-democratic. Um, yeah.
Re:Fighting oppression (Score:2)
For god's sake this has got absolutely nothing to do with "socialism" (whatever you mean by that). If you think it's OK to flout international law, then what are you going to do if North Korea tries to assassinate George Bush because they don't think he's a
Change of address notice (Score:3, Funny)
North Korea has launched an email service that "guarantees the privacy of correspondence"
"Hi everyone. Since Hotmail is infamous for its backdoor and security holes, I'm switching my email. Please update your address book!
old address: KimJongIl@hotmail(REMOVE).com
new address: tyrant@hackers.no-korea(REMOVE).gov
Yours,
Kimmy"
Great Solution for their Problems (Score:4, Funny)
So, while the population is starving due to castrophic economic policies, corrupt leadership and an idiotic foreign policy, they will no longer have to play games with the rest of the world, trading nuclear weapons for food.
I'd love to have a look at what pops up in their mail logs:
From: Dear Leader (Kim.Jong-Il@securemail.gov.kp)
To: president@whitehouse.gov (George)
CC: vice-president@whitehouse.gov (Dick)
Date: Dec. 2, 2003 18:50
Subject: North Korea Secure Email!!!11
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Dear Capitalist stooge George:
Invincible North Korean Peoples' Electronic Industry allow secure email discourse with running-dog American lackey. Welcome to glorious socialist revolution communication network! Great Korean Peoples' Hacker Team crush you Network like grape. All you base are belong to us! Hahahaha!
Love,
-Dear Leader
From: Dear Leader (Kim.Jong-Il@securemail.gov.kp)
To: orders@pizzahut.com
Date: Dec. 2, 2003 18:53
Subject: our order
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We take 50,000,000 super-size meat-lover special. Hold anchovy. Deliver President Palace, Pyongyang, Illustrious Democratic Peoples Republic North Korea.
Regard,
-Dear Leader
PS: Send Britney.
From: Dear Leader (Kim.Jong-Il@securemail.gov.kp)
To: tracy1827@hotmail.com (Peter Green Kabila
Date: Dec. 2, 2003 18:58
Subject: Re: YOUR STRICT CONFIDENCE REQUESTE
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Dear Mr. Kabila
Great Democratic People Republic of North Korea very interest in confidential transact. Please send more info.
Regard,
-Dear Leader
From: Dear Leader (Kim.Jong-Il@securemail.gov.kp)
To: president@whitehouse.gov
Date: Dec. 2, 2003 19:05
Subject: You Warheads
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Dear Ali,
Yuo nuklear weapon warhead ready. Freighter leave for Pakistan tomorrow. Please expediting payment expeditiously.
Cheers,
-Dear Leader
^D^C^C^C cancel
To: ali@alqaida.org
SHIT WRONG ADDRESSING
Should have just bought PGP-Universal (Score:5, Interesting)
PGP.Com products are notoriously overpriced, but I bet North Korea could negotiate a nice discount on a 22,000,000 seat license with A.T.M. Networks Inc, the South Korean sales agent...
One hitch -- I tried completing the "free download" form with "N.Korea" as the country code, and got this popup:
Ah well, GPG doesn't have these petty restrictions!
Re:Should have just bought PGP-Universal (Score:2)
I hope South Korea is secure (Score:4, Interesting)
Hopefully they've improved things since then.
North Korea Secure Email (Long Version News) (Score:5, Funny)
An undisclosed person who likes himself to be called JK2 reported that "today i read my...err his weblog, and i got the details nobody knows about the new system"
Analysts said the new method is "Brillant" to bring email access to ppl while keeping comunications secure.
The system, concived by Kim Jong II himself consists in his own computer acting as a server, umplugged from any network or communications device. The gracefull leader himself will answer phonecalls from the population and transcribe the messages for them, absolutely free of charge.
The message is then keept in JK II "secure server" waiting for the recipient of the message to call using the toll free number and again, Kim Jong II himself will read the message for them.
The system is absolutely safe from net crackers and identity stealing since only Kim Jong II family have access to telephone services.
As stated by our misterious "JK2" source, many "free world" leaders have expressed interest in the new system including Chinese and Cuban leaders.
By yesterday, a very powerfull american software industry leader was analyzing in a emergency meeting held at company headquearters located in Redmond, the possibility to claim a patent on this great mail system while spokesman of a company who wanted to stay anonymous said that system is sure to use portions of intelectual property that belong to them, and they are analyzing charging Kim Jong II family a $600 license to use the system.
Re:North Korea Secure Email (Long Version News) (Score:2)
I'm a pure home grown Korean... (Score:3, Informative)
What's next? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Dear american patriot... (Score:1)
Re:But... (Score:2)