Liberal use of third grader giggle humor words such as pee-pee, wee-wee and poo-poo work magic on slash-dot moderators. One possible explanation as to why this works is that
Be funny. I know thats an easy thing to say and much harder to do, but practice this and in about thirty years, you can be Karma-Whoring with the best of them.
Brevity, clarity and complete sentences is always
Pop culture references, such as Simpsons quotes, are always welcome posts. On-topic and appropriate quotes will cause