1420149 story Have You Seen This Segway? 505 Posted by michael on Tuesday May 20, 2003 @03:25PM from the lock-should-weigh-as-much-as-the-bike dept. Kringle writes "An April 28th theft of a Segway from a home in Kent, Washington appears to be the first of its kind. The Smoking Gun has a copy of the police report. The good news is that the thief didn't get the keys and is lugging around a big paperweight. No word yet from the Grand Theft Auto team about including a Segway in their next game release."