Slashback: Futurama, Shattering, Footage 192
This would be reason enough to have cable. MrChubble writes: "Seems that futurama isn't as dead as previously believed. Here is a quote from a someone's experience at ComicCon: "Julie Schwartz Slide Oddball Comics Show (Hilarious as usual), and at the FUTURAMA panel they showed a preview of a forthcoming episode in which Fry, Leela and Bender become super-heroes. One thing they didn't mention at the panel, was the news that FUTURAMA would be joining Cartoon Network's ADULT SWIM in the near future." Is this too good to be true?"
We have semi-successfully identified a potential security problem ... Jim Driggers writes: "You guys recently had an article on how to escalate one's security status on a Win32 machine. The article included a link to a download called shatter.exe. My Norton antivirus says it contains the beavuh virus. I don't have IIS 5, so it is not a worry for me, but I thought you guys should know."
Actually, it shouldn't be a worry for anyone: apparently, the shatter.exe file triggers some anti-virus software, but according to several readers this is a false alarm.
How to win friends and influence people. In response to this posting ("Congress to Ashcroft: Go After Song Swappers"), Declan McCullagh writes: "FYI I've placed the congressional letter to Attorney General Ashcroft here: Also see this analysis from last summer on why P2P piracy violates the federal No Electronic Theft act: 'Duncan Frissell on why Napster users are federal felons'."
Up against the wall (of videos). An anonymous reader writes "Looks like the film Revolution OS finally makes it to a small screen near you. First copies available at HP booth at LinuxWorld, San Francisco.
It includes footage from LinuxWorld '99 in San Jose where Stallman accepts the "Linus Torvalds Award" from the hand of Linus and proceeds to talk about why Linux should be called GNU/Linux". This is a treasure."
In addition, for the skateboard-inclined, note that Dogtown and Z-Boys is finally out on DVD, too.
Slimmer and trimmer like I ought to be. prostoalex writes "The rumors of Ziff Davis filing for Chapter 11 can just stay rumors, as company claimed it achieved a compromise with bondholders on financial restructuring. Recently ZD has been shutting down a sleuth of print publications including Yahoo! Internet Life, Family PC, Expedia Travels, Interactive Week, eShopper and Smart Business. It is still a publisher of eWeek, PC Magazine, CIO Insight, ExtremeTech and other computer and gaming magazines."
Speaking of skateboards... (Score:5, Informative)
Always a shame to see magazines go. (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Always a shame to see magazines go. (Score:1)
Re:Always a shame to see magazines go. (Score:1)
Better wipe that up there.
Re:Always a shame to see magazines go. (Score:1)
Bleah (Score:1)
*sigh* I guess I'll be stuck with The Simpsons forever...
So it's confirmed to be dead on Fox? Why? Why did that happen?
Re:Bleah (Score:5, Insightful)
Fox sucks.
Long answer:
It seems that they had it out for this show and were determined to kill it by giving it the crappiest time slot on their schedule (short of the middle of the night). When you are pre-empted by football through 80% of the season, people won't see you. Then they started showing it at different times... I got to the point where I didn't even know when it would be on next.
Meanwhile, they keep puking up more and more profoundly stupidly shows that last all of 6 episodes (if that) because anyone with a room temperature IQ (which doesn't seem to include Fox programmers) won't watch them.
To me, "Futurama" is "The Simpsons" freed from its format and need for consistency with 13+ years of history. There is much more room for experimentation and therefore, to me, the show seems fresher. Still, I enjoy both greatly, but obviously Fox wanted Futurama to fail. Otherwise why would they move it to 7 and keep firing crapppy show and after show at us at 8:30 (they got lucky with Malcolm, almost every other show that followed the Simpsons was pathetic (anyone remember "House of Buggin'"?).
So long answer:
Fox sucks.
Re:Bleah (Score:4, Funny)
Celcius of Farenheit?
Re:Bleah (Score:1)
Re:Bleah (Score:2)
(spelling?)
FYI, Kelvin Celsius as Rankhine Farenheit
Are you being dumb on purpose? (Score:1, Insightful)
I know. I've pitched shows at Fox as well as the other networks.
Of the dozens of scripts that are written and pitched to a network, a tiny sliver of them are actually produced as pilots. Of those, only a few ever make it on the air-- of those few, very few find an audience.
With the tremendous amount of energy a network puts into cultivating a show and trying to help it find an audience, to think they'd be intentionally trying to make one of their own shows fail is utter insanity.
When a network has to kill a show, it's because they've tried their hardest to get the show to gain traction with an audience. If they've moved around your beloved Futurama (or Star Trek or My So Called Life or Freaks and Geeks or whatever) it's because they think it'll do better somewhere else or because another show might be able to attract a larger audience in that time slot.
You can blame Fox for their lack of skill in marketing or programming "Futurama" but to say they are trying to kill their own show makes no sense. They want as many hits as they can get.
Saying Fox sucks, incidentally, is smearing the network that gave you the Simpsons. That alone is heresy in my book.
Re:Are you being dumb on purpose? (Score:2)
I'm not sure which one it is. The decisions made by Fox's programming efforts seem to point to the fact that they were making a conscious effort to kill the show. As I'm sure you well know, those Hollywood types are often more concerned with their egos then anything else. Groening (sp?) may have just pissed off the wrong executive.
Or, you're right; they could have made the programming decisions because they are morons. I'm not a big time network executive, but I know that if a show is good you probably want to get people to watch it. After all, it worked for the Simpsons.
Re:Are you being dumb on purpose? (Score:1)
We don't know the relationship between the Simpsons people and FOX: It could be hostile, it could be friendly. Remember what Fox's solution was when the actors wanted more pay (after a decade of being on the show): Fire them all and bring in replacements.
I think you're glossing over things here.
Re:Are you being dumb on purpose? (Score:1)
How hard can a network be trying to build an audience when they bounce it around from timeslot to timeslot?
Let's also not forget that Fox killed Family Guy.
It makes sense if the show they'll replace it with costs less to produce and ultimately can get bigger profits.
Re:Are you being dumb on purpose? (Score:1)
I'm pretty sure that Futurama would have done just fine where it was (leading off a decent Sunday evening of TV (really the only good TV on Sunday nights usually)) if it was actually run at that time, rather than some damn football game being on almost every weekend. Here's a hint, FOX programming folks: if football runs late every weekend, then it's going to run late this weekend too. Plan for it, OK? Past a certain point, even gross incompetence counts as malice.
Dammit, I still miss My So-Called Life too :) Mmmmm, Claire Danes...
Re:Are you being dumb on purpose? (Score:1)
Or something like that. I'm sure they have a team of experts working around the clock to figure out how to squeeze in the most advertising and how to sell it for the most money.
Re:Are you being dumb on purpose? (Score:1)
Yeah, probably the same geniuses that came up with the idea for pop-ups ads...
Are you? (Score:2)
"Planning for it" means scheduling a "Simpsons" rerun after the game rather than a new episode of Futurama, and giving Futurama a timeslot that isn't trampled. Like, for example, that same timeslot outside of football season.
Re:Are you being dumb on purpose? (Score:2)
I stand by "Fox sucks" and I think you give way too much credit to Hollywood in general. If they were really trying to get people to watch the show, they wouldn't pre-empt it 6 months out of the year.
It may (and I'm sure it does) take a tremendous amount of energy to cultivate a successful TV show, but that doesn't imply that it requires a tremendous amount of intelligence.
Fox would rather shovel heaps of crap into the 8:30 time slot ("Malcolm" excepted, I find it intelligent and funny) rather than have a guaranteed lock of Groening-show fans by leaving Futurama in its original time slot where it belonged. Does anyone else remember in years past, a spin-off of a successful show would follow the original, sometimes for years. The kind of thinking that moves low-rated shows around the schedule pretty much guarantees that it will lose even more viewers (They even _know_ this and yet they still do it.)
I can't speak about what it's like in the world of network TV, nor do I really care, but as a paying customer (everyone pays through slightly higher prices due to advertising, blah, blah, blah), I find their actions highly illogical and their intelligence suspect.
Fox sucks... how many times has "The Simpsons" itself said the same thing?
Homer: Undo! Undo!
Re:Bleah (Score:2)
I don't think they want it to fail, if they didn't want it, they would just pull it. Thney don't really have to answer to anybody about whats on the schedule.
I think there to afraid to mess around with what they percieve to be there money makers. They know futurerama is a money maker, what they have forgottenm is that they need to bite the bullet and take some risj so they can invest in long term growth, instead of sudden success.
They used to know how to do that, but then they got big enough to get serious sports.
In conclusion, Fox Sucks Now.
Consistency?? (Score:2)
If anything, the Simpsons is pretty far from consistent. Watch the earlier seasons and compare them to now - characters completely changed, gone, etc. Never mind the fact that the characters haven't aged one day in 13 years on the air - I don't think continuity issues are terribly important (hell, just last week Homer pointed out that he's had something like 75 different jobs
I don't catch as much Futurama as I'd like, but have they ever done anything remotely CLOSE to the 'Treehouse of Horror' episodes?
Re:Crappy schedule abroad too (Score:2)
What!? (Score:5, Funny)
If we can't trust wild, unconfirmed rumors, what can we trust?
Re:What!? (Score:5, Funny)
The Office of Homeland Security!
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$%*@ FBI. I be the cop! (Score:1)
Homeland Security (Score:2)
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Re:What!? (Score:1)
Why Microsoft's passport service!
Futurama (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:Futurama (Score:5, Informative)
Think of Futurama as a dead star, whose light is still reaching us across the vast reaches of space.
-g
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Thank {insert deity of choice} for Cartoon Network (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Thank {insert deity of choice} for Cartoon Netw (Score:2)
You can buy one of those cablebox/satellite remote-control adapters for your system, like the ones that snapstream (www.snapstream.com) offers to go with their scheduled recording software.
Also, it would be TONS better if TOON would pick up Invader Zim and made new episodes. Except I don't want to see little retarded "guest appearances" on Space Ghost or whatever. I hate it when they do that.
Re:Thank {insert deity of choice} for Cartoon Netw (Score:1)
Futurama RERUNs (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Futurama RERUNs (Score:3, Funny)
Futurama rumors (Score:5, Interesting)
Rumors are usually just that, rumors... remember that Invader Zim/Hot Topic thing a while back? More bullshit. Why does
Re:Futurama rumors (Score:2)
In addition, the use of Home Movies on ASwim got the show revived, and new eps are showing now; these aren't as cheap as ATHF, Sealab, or the others, but not overly expensive either (as I understand it, they're using Flash as their animation medium, thus cutting out a lot of tweening work. However, I've not been able to confirm this).
Mind you, if the team has sufficiently dispersed by then, it may be hard to put it back together (see how Ren and Stimpy died after John K. was ousted). But, I'd rather see CN do a much better job of handling reruns than FOX seems to be doing right now. (Hint: you'll be missing much of Futurama until Feb if you live on the East Coast).
Re:Futurama rumors (Score:2)
Oh, you said John K, not Jeff K. Sorry.
Re:Futurama rumors (Score:1)
What?! god damnit. Mission Hill is one of the few reasons I have for turning on my TV anymore. The rest of Cartoon Network's Sunday Adult Swim lineup is great, but Mission Hill is easily my favorite.
I really need to stop liking shows. They keep getting cancelled. Argh.
Re:Futurama rumors (Score:3, Insightful)
I don't know much about the TV business, but I'm sure that "Futurama" is much more marketable and mainstream than "Mission Hill". I'm also sure that the "Futurama" people could shave quite a bit off that budget, if they're willing. (Groening calls "Futurama" a "gift to animators"... You can tell just by looking at it that it's a flashy show, but they could cut 80% of the flash, and the average viewer wouldn't even notice.)
IMO, CN should pony up the money to start making new episodes on a more reasonable budget, and make it the anchor of their whole Adult Swim block. It would be the best decision for all parties concerned. (Except maybe Fox, but screw 'em.)
Re:Futurama rumors (Score:1)
"You have a beautiful man-voice."
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Re:Futurama rumors (Score:2)
Even cheaply made shows like ATHF only warrant a handful of episodes a year. You just can't cut Futurama to ATHF's level. And if Fox couldn't make it profitable, why can CN?
Re:Futurama rumors (Score:2)
Are you suggesting that Slashdot should show some sense of journalistic knowhow and actually - *gasp* - check up on a story before publishing??!
I mean, it's on the internet, it must be true...
DivX? (Score:2)
So, how 'bout someone posting a link to a Divx version of it?
-Pete
I'm afraid... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm afraid... (Score:1)
The latest by the time you can buy it.
Re:DivX? (Score:1)
giFT (Score:3, Informative)
You can also find the made-for-Finnish-TV-yet-almost-entirely-in-Englis
Ahh.. Happy Ending for Futurama (Score:5, Funny)
"As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wonderous thing happened, why not? They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets - including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them - Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could've been happier, unless it would've also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray!"
ACK! Glad I don't do napster (et al)... (Score:4, Interesting)
Taken from http://www.politechbot.com/p-02305.html [politechbot.com], posted there by Duncan Frissell.
Time for a new slashdot poll: How many slashdotters are fedral felons due to their file sharing activities? The person closest to guessing the correct quantity without going over wins a get out of jail free card, curtousy of John Ashcroft! Yeah!
Re:ACK! Glad I don't do napster (et al)... (Score:1)
Re:ACK! Glad I don't do napster (et al)... (Score:1, Offtopic)
True, $1000 is exactly changing hands, but if you read the page I linked to:
So even though there is no 'charging' going on, the value of the product still changes hands. I'm not advocating this, I'm just quoting their analysis of the situation.
Re:ACK! Glad I don't do napster (et al)... (Score:2)
the value of the product still changes hands.
While someone who distributes unauthorized copies of copyrighted works over a P2P network _might_ download copyrighted works of similar value, it is perfectly ok to take and never give, or to give and never take. There is no contract or bargain, which is what the law is clearly aimed at. Only on a P2P network with some sort of BBS-style "upload quotas" would the NET law apply.
Re:ACK! Glad I don't do napster (et al)... (Score:1)
Pardon the possible ignorance, it just seems like supply and demand to me... the reason Gold is so expensive is because there's relatively little of it to go around (compared to, say, copper).
Lordfly
Re:ACK! Glad I don't do napster (et al)... (Score:2)
Felons? More likely multiple felons (Score:2)
Fans? (Score:1)
Futurama not cancelled? (Score:2, Informative)
http://www.fox.com/schedule/schedule_2002.htm
BUT! You'll notice Family Guy is conspicuously absent from that lineup. And they didn't even bother to leave us with a finale! Just sort of vanished halfway through last spring.
Time to fire up the ol' useless web petition.
- JoeShmoe
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Re:Futurama not cancelled? (Score:3, Informative)
Moreover, it is definitely news that they could be joining Adult Swim, which is fast becoming a big part of my Sunday night viewing diet.
Re:Futurama not cancelled? (Score:2, Informative)
It also says Family Guy is not renewed if you click on FAQ #3 on http://www.fox.com/community/askfox/
copyright == 5% of GDP (Score:2)
Re:copyright == 5% of GDP (Score:1)
Music, Movies, Microcode, and (Score:2)
but according to several readers... (Score:2)
but according to several readers this is a false alarm.
Well, I'll just start running this right now then.
The anti-virus alarm (Score:3, Informative)
<bitch>
Of course if you'd read the article (specifically the only bit in red, I know it's hard to miss) you'd know this.
</bitch>
Re:The anti-virus alarm (Score:2)
PLEASE NOTE: Some virus scanners are alerting people to the presence of a "Win32/Beavuh" virus within the sploit.bin file in the Shatter zipfile. This is not a virus. The scanner is correct in flagging it - the code in this file is designed to open a command shell and bind it to a network socket. This is a bad thing to do in general, so the scanner is correct in generating an alert. This code is designed to be malicious in terms of its functionality, but the scanner is incorrect when labelling it as a virus.
Re:The anti-virus alarm (Score:1)
Actually the included 'spoit did kick off a command shell, directed to a TCP port for easy access from a remote computer. And this is useful for several reasons, not the least of which would be to create a user, set a password and join the admin group - pretty much the same as on a unix box. Too bad the user has to be running VirusScan or some other badly coded service for it to work. Funny how clueless nix users can be about their "enemy".
alex
About Invader Zim (Score:1, Interesting)
If anything, I wish Cartoon Network would take a look at acquiring it from Nickelodeon.
Slew of sloppy sleuths (Score:1)
Don't you mean slew
Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
Proper noun, proper noun, verb, adjective, noun, noun...
What the FUCK would this be in English?
The "problem" with Futurama (Score:3, Interesting)
It is completly nerdsville, and I love.
they make programming reference, engineering references, sci-fi references, and modern culture references.
How many people would have the guts to put this on the air:
"that happened in 2506...just after the second coming of christ"?
I paraphrased the year.
in the last episod I saw it had:
A marriage between Iron chef and Soylent green.
A styx reference(group not river)
Homophobic reference from a robot.
Wraith of Kahn joke.
poisoning
revenge
a frame up
destruction of a ship(in a bottle)
secret code(granted, they're in every episode)
Its one of the few shows that I don't understand why it is NOT 'embraced' by slashdot, yet Buffy is.
I suspect its because the first generation gamers/video game players/star wars people are getting old, and this generation is trying to glom onto anything they can call a product of there generation.
I guess I'll have to start all my conversations with "Back in my day..."
That episode... (Score:1)
One has to have an appreciation of culture and history and science to appreciate these sorts of things, and unfortunately many TV viewers these days don't. So network execs drop such things in favor of more lowest-common-denominator appeal. The Simpsons is lucky - it has many of these references, too, but fortunately there's enough Homer-Beer humor for stupid people to watch it too.
To sloppily paraphrase Fry in "When Aliens Attack": "You can't do anything original or unexpected on TV, because this confuses and frightens people."
The writers knew their own show's situation, to put that line in.
One of the smartest, most original shows on TV, IMO.
Re:The "problem" with Futurama (Score:2)
Anyhow, the real problem with Futurama is that after an incredible start it has undergone the "Simpon's effect" so quickly - recent episodes have been diabolically bad (how's about that second Santa robot one? Yikes! Made me want to cry instead of laugh) Looks like they have run clean out of ideas, so maybe best that it is put to pasture while they still have some dignity.
Re:The "problem" with Futurama (Score:2)
% lynx -head -dump http://slashdot.org/
HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Date: Wed, 14 Aug 2002 09:06:47 GMT
Server: Apache/1.3.26 (Unix) mod_gzip/1.3.19.1a mod_perl/1.27 mod_ssl/2.8.10 Op
enSSL/0.9.6e
SLASH_LOG_DATA: shtml
X-Powered-By: Slash 2.003000
X-Fry: Well, thanks to the Internet I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place o
n the web that panders to my lust for violence?
Cache-Control: private
Pragma: private
Connection: close
Content-Type: text/html
'Nuff said.
I saw Groening speak 3 weeks ago... (Score:3, Informative)
I'm looking forward to said sleeve-projects.
S
Re:I saw Groening speak 3 weeks ago... (Score:2)
And he knew it
But the thing is, once you've laid-off all your talented people, they'll find new jobs, and won't be available to come back if you try to recussitate the show, and the then it'll suck, and people will say "see, it sucks now, they were right to cancell it". : (
Lessons to be learned from ZD (Score:2)
If McDonald's starts to go under.. it can close all of its outlets and stop buying supplies! No more costs, the business can get back on its feet.
If Walmart starts to go under.. it can just close all of its stores. No more stock to buy, no staff to employ, costs will be through the floor, with profits sure to rebound.
Really, I'm thinking the best way for a multi-billion dollar company to make money these days is to shut down its main operation, accumulate the billions in a high interest bank account, and then dabble in risky investments.
Re:Someone please explain to me (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Someone please explain to me (Score:1, Offtopic)
I'm going to give you a C- for that reply. You had heart kid, but your misuse of gearheads cost you big time. In the future, I suggest you check the URL bar in your browser to make sure where you are.
And maybe if you had used a sock instead, you would still have some kleenex.
Re:Someone please explain to me (Score:1)
Re:Someone please explain to me (Score:1, Offtopic)
Re:Someone please explain to me (Score:1, Offtopic)
Re:Someone please explain to me (Score:2, Funny)
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Futurama, of course, is still on at 6 central. Guess they want to squeeze the dying King of the Hill for all it's worth. Morons.
Re:Someone please explain to me (Score:2)
I'm not sure how American's perceive King now, but IMHO it's the most painful, unfunny cartoon to watch, ever. I'd rather be forced to watch 5 hours of that grindingly tedious Dr Katts than 30 minutes of KotH.
Mind you, I never found Beavis and Butthead funny either, so it could be Mike Judge failing at comedy through animation, yet again.
Futurama is fantastic, on-par with the Simpsons in many places. Family Guy is also extremely cool.
Re:Someone please explain to me (Score:1, Flamebait)
Re:Someone please explain to me (Score:2)
When people don't get the "in" jokes, they blame the show, not their ignorance
I'll be happy to see it (Futurama) go to cable, so I won't see it anymore.
What? And you're seeing it NOW? How do you do that? I try to watch futurama and I can't! It seems to be on a random time slot...once in a while I get it on sunday at 19:00, but never more than twice in a row.
I guess its like cats: They are naturally drawn to people who are allergic to cats...maybe if I pretend to hate futurama, it'll show up on tv...
Re:Someone please explain to me (Score:1)
Re: Someone please explain to me (Score:2)
> I thought the same thing first time I saw Futurama. It was nothing special, sometimes just boring, and Simpsons seemed so much better. I never watched Futurama after the first few episodes. Then, a few years later I saw it and watched it, and for some reason I found it very funny and have watched it whenever I had the chance.
I guess I'm a sort of half convert. My initial reaction was the same as yours. I do watch it now and then now, but I would only rate it as "amusing" for most episodes, and I still find a few of them dull enough to turn off in the middle.
It's not bad considering the other crap that establishes par these days, but I can't see being a fan over it. The Jackie Chan Adventures cartoon series beats it hands down for humor, IMO.
Re:silly as it is to respond ... (Score:1, Insightful)
I'm really surprised at this kind of behavior, I really am.
Revolution OS on DVD (Score:2)
Time to walk the talk. Make Revolution OS a truly OPEN DVD. Do the right thing.
Re:Slashback (Score:1)