The Hack Furby Two-Fifty Challenge 122
vees writes "Have you ever wanted to reprogram your Furby toy to do and say vile and obscene things, but just needed a good excuse? How's two-hundred and fifty dollars sound? Peter van der Linden is offering $250 to the first person who modifies a Furby so it can be reprogrammed. If you can read a schematic and wield a soldering iron without causing permanent personal cosmetic damage, be sure to visit his challenge page for more information on how to win."
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Sounds like fun... (Score:1)
Of course... if I really wanted a laugh I would reprogram the furbys to let out different screams and moans while it was being cut up in the autopsy : )
I hacked my furby (Score:4)
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ohhh noooo... (Score:1)
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Ladies and gentlemen, the slashdot effect.
Re:He's Not Just a Random Eccentric (Score:3)
You've reminded me of another really funny computer book, The Fortran Coloring Book [amazon.com] by Kaufman. It's a real textbook, totally hand-written. Out of print now, but it's a pretty funny book.
Q: Why is '*' called the Nathan Hale operator?
A: Because he only had his asterisk.
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Re:Progress... (Score:2)
I said what do you want from me furby? And do you know what he said? Tree fiddy! I said damnit furby, get off my lawn, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy!
Re:Feed after midnight. (Score:1)
Not that Furby is that far off from a Magui to begin with...
Slashdotted (Score:1)
"The hard transfer limit for this user has been reached"
Check your cache people!
Re:Please don't satirize capital punishment (Score:1)
Studies have shown that most psychopaths go through a period of committing animal abuse long before they turn to committing violence against humans. Eating animals is not only itself a violent act; it does teach people disregard (or at least selective disregard) for animal life, which as I've said, desensitizes them to violence against human life. You've already answered your own question.
Re:Speak & Swear (Score:1)
I'll be able to verify this when I:
1) Dump the speech data ROM and work out its organisation.
2) Get hold of the relevent verion of Speak & Spell - there are at least 3 generations, electronically, plus I've only got UK ones at the moment, and they actually have a different accent and vocabulary to the US (and French and Spanish) ones - most obvious is that it says 'zed' instead of 'zee'.
[Happosai]
Re:Please don't satirize capital punishment (Score:1)
1. Who said anything about teaching children anything? Or is Slashdot a popular site with the kids now?
2. Lighten up.
Hack a Furby Get 10 to 20 (Score:1)
OT: Fatbrain (Score:1)
Now where do we buy?
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"Don't trolls get tired?"
Re:your own link proves we need the death penalty (Score:1)
The United States has over %600 more murders per year, than that England. England abolished the death penality in 1973.
These maybe un-related stats.
Having a death penality doesn't STOP someone from murder, it only stops them from committing murder more than once.
The question is, then; why are they communitting murder in the first place?
Comment removed (Score:5)
Furbys of the world unite (Score:1)
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Re:FurbyLinux (Score:1)
"Barney has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."
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Life is a race condition: your success or failure depends on whether you get the work done on time.
Re:OT: Fatbrain - use BookPool.com (Score:2)
41% off O'Reilly Texts.
40% off Oracle Texts.
Very fast shipping.
... just a customer that used to use Amazon (years ago) then Fatbrain (well, Computer Literacy) then BookPool.
Re:Progress... (Score:1)
Re:Please don't satirize capital punishment (Score:2)
Somebody is taking Slashdot a bit too seriously.
And, in this case, it's not Jon Katz (is it?).
Now hiring experienced client- & server-side developers
Swearing furby (Score:1)
Re:OT: Fatbrain (Score:1)
Thanks! (Score:1)
Now I've got a new technical bookstore!
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"Don't trolls get tired?"
Re:your own link proves we need the death penalty (Score:1)
Re:Please don't satirize capital punishment (Score:1)
Re:your own link proves we need the death penalty (Score:1)
Re:Why Java? (Score:2)
(BTW: Before he got into Java, he also wrote an excellent book about C called "Deep C Secrets", also known as "The butt-ugly fish book" in honour of the Coelecanth on the cover.)
Re:Done (Score:1)
I already did this, but he probably wont accept it (Score:1)
I probably should document the thing, but I'll bet he wont accept it because it doesn't use the beloved java. (hell the pic is java hostile!)
oh well.
Re:Beowulf cluster? (Score:1)
I'd swear I read this page (Score:2)
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meeee... fuurrrbbiee (Score:1)
Don't do it! (Score:2)
You know what's coming next...
1. Furby Webserver
2. Furby Home based mail server
(see earlier story)
3. Furby Quake engine
4. Furby running Linux
...and finally
5. The BeoFurby Custer
AAHHHHH!
Re:Why Java? (Score:1)
You could also "rip" the guts out of the fuby, and try and cram a handyboard in there (real easy to program, Interactive C) and paste the fur back on to it (maybe have a steroform "shell" so that it takes on the right shape).
I don't know the size of a fuby, but why not take a board/cpu that is readily avaiable (with documenation) and try and replace whatever board/cpu in there if you can't get proper docs on it.
I think Java is just the authors own prefences and don't see any techinal reason for doing it (I am not a real programmer by the way). If I was putting up my $250 for the project, I would request that perl be runnable on it
use Toys::Fuby();
my $germlin = Toys::Fuby->new();
$germlin->eyes("wink");
$germlin->say("/home/bud/sounds/lickme.wav");
$germlin->mock("all");
$germlin->punch("Microsoft's Barney");
$germlin->stab("Microsoft's Barney");
$germlin->mock("all");
HOLY CRAP!
You know if this thing is hacked, you know how easy it would be to build a TUX costume for it!!! Holy crap! that would be so cool, seriously. I am thinking about this now
Behold... (Score:1)
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The wonderous power of Slashdot!
That's a beautiful sight.
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Umm, this has already been posted... (Score:1)
It would boost sales!!! (Score:1)
Someone had to say it (Score:1)
Ya know a Beowolf cluster?
or better yet load linux into one....
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Mod this shit down (-1 Offtopic) (Score:1)
If you wanna hug a tree and save the whales, fine. Go hug a tree and save a whale and quit bitching about a toy being destroyed
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Re:Don't do it! (Score:2)
Re:Please don't satirize capital punishment (Score:1)
The above post sounds like a troll, but what the hell, I'm feeling my oats right now, so here goes.
Make fun of Furbies, ok. Furbies are just a stupid plastic piece of American consumerism, and when you ridicule them, you're correctly ridiculing the worst parts of our society. I'm fine with that.
Furbies represent the worst parts of American society, therefore it is ok to ridicule them. I won't comment yet, but let's keep this in mind for a moment.
But when you satirize capital punishment, you're going too far. Capital punishment exists; it's very real in the sense that it actually kills people. It's a disgrace that any modern "civilized" society could commit such an abomination (just as it's a disgrace that we commit racial profiling or other offenses against human liberties), and by using it solely as a premise for laughter, you're demeaning its impact on the innocent lives it takes.
Actually, I agree with you. I don't like capital punishment. I'm not sure what you mean by demeaning its impact on the innocent lives it takes. The only thing I can think of that would be relevant is the emotional impact of capital punishment in the minds of others. I can tell you that jokes about capital punishment have not diminished the horror in my mind. Judging by your post, it hasn't diminished the impact in your mind either. That's two data points against your argument. Please remember also, that the humor is dependent on the emotional impact of capital punishment. The people who find it funniest are likely to be the people who agree with you about how horrible it is.
By the way, remember where you said that Furbies represented the worst parts of American society? Are you saying that they are worse than capital punishment? In your first paragraph, you say it is ok to ridicule something because of how bad it is and in the next you say that ridiculing something that is bad demeans its impact. I think perhaps you should make up your mind.
When you teach children that it's ok to electrocute talking fuzzy toys, you may not realize it, but you're teaching them a lot more. At best, you're teaching them that it's ok to destroy property wantonly. At worse, you're setting them up to think it's ok to electrocute pets and animals, and eventually, people. Children who are taught violence grow up to become adults who commit violence, and we all suffer for it. We have to start by reaching them when they're young and teaching them otherwise. There's no other way our society can survive.
You may not have figured this out yet, but it is ok to destroy your own property. As for the rest, was the humor directed at children? Furbies are inanimate objects. How does electrocuting one imply that it is all right to electrocute pets, animals, and people? If this is the case, then how does ridiculing one (see your first paragraph) not imply that it is alright to ridicule pets, animals, and people? As far as societies survival, don't forget that the vast majority of children grow up to be responsible adults even though every parent has different, contradictory ideas about how to raise children.
I think perhaps you should consider getting that broomstick removed. You will find sitting down to be so much easier.
Damn that locness monters, he's after my "two fity (Score:1)
any die hard southpark fan will know what am talking about.
Re:Please don't satirize capital punishment (Score:1)
Personally, I am strongly against capital punishment. Also, working in emergency medicine as I do, I see up close and personal the consequences of others having a cavilier attitude towards human life.
But, as has been said before, if you can't laugh at death, what can you laugh at? Joe Martin, creator of the comic strip Mr. Boffo, has created a number of comics showing a man in an electric chair to hilarious effect. One has him holding slices of bread, another has him smiling and the warden asking if it is his first time, etc.
This type of humor doesn't necessarily breed contempt for human life, though. It mitigates the horror of the situation, allowing the viewer to consider the situation rationally instead of emotionally. Satire can also shock viewers into reconsidering their point of view. A classic example of this sort of satire is Jonathan Swift's suggestion of eating Irish childern to ease a famine.
Violence to Furbies is a cartoonish sort of violence that even the most naive kid will not likely apply to humans. Roadrunner cartoons are of a similiar nature and I have yet to see real-life violence that can be traced back to watching Loony Tunes.
It already does obscene things! (Score:1)
Furby as a Embedded Linux butler (Score:2)
Connected to furby.home.net
login: furby
Password:
Last login: Wed Oct 25 14:53:26 from hermit
[furby@furby office]$ cd
[furby@furby hallway]$ cd
[furby@furby kitchen]$ ftp fridge.home.net
Connected to fridge.home.net.
220 fridge.home.net ready.
Name (fridge.home.net:ftpusers): furby
331 User furby okay, need password.
Password:
230-You are user #1 of 6 simultaneous users allowed.
230-
230 Restricted user logged in.
Remote system type is UNIX.
Using binary mode to transfer files.
ftp> ls
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening ASCII mode data connection for
-rw-r--r-- 1 ftpuser ftpusers 47458 Sep 24 16:56 lettuce.old
-rw-r--r-- 1 ftpuser ftpusers 10811 Oct 25 04:23 beer.can
-rw-r--r-- 1 ftpuser ftpusers 112848 Oct 25 04:25 chips.bag
226 Listing completed.
ftp> get beer.can
local: beer.can remote: beer.can
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening BINARY mode data connection for beer.can (10811 bytes).
226 Transfer completed.
10811 bytes received in 1.64 secs (12 Kbytes/sec)
ftp> close
221 Goodbye.
ftp> quit
[furby@furby kitchen]$ cd
[furby@furby hallway]$ cd
[furby@furby office] $ cp
hermit
www.thegrinder.org
"Trying to make the 'Net a better place, one Linux box at a time..."
G/Efurby (Score:1)
Eeyahhhh, wurrry, wurrry (Score:1)
if the batteries hadn't worn down.
Too bad AA batteries are so hard to find, otherwise we could power up that annoying piece of electronic garbage.
This is news? (Score:3)
The Hack Furby Two-Fifty Challenge was issued in January 1999
Talk about timely coverage of contemporary issues!
Extra! (Score:3)
Careful! (Score:1)
If you're not a registered Hackologist with the Federal Unit of Computer Knowledge, then you could land yourself in jail for illegal hacking!
Sheesh! Don't you know you can't talk about such things? You're gonna get us all in trouble!
-S
Soldering Iron (Score:1)
I know enough to use a soldering iron without hurting myself. I want to use it to cause permanent Furby damage.
$$$ (Score:1)
People still have Furbies? (Score:1)
Re:Please don't satirize capital punishment (Score:1)
Progress... (Score:5)
You people don't quite realize how important this is. Why, here in the year 2074, the Cursing Toy industry is one of the great indicators of our economy. It has aided human life in ways unimaginable, and honestly, no one can really imagine what life would be like without it.
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Furby ALREADY cusses!! (Score:1)
Date? (Score:1)
This was issued in Jan. 1999. I think I'd be looking for winners around this time, not more entrants.
Must not have been that successful.
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Sister (Score:1)
Done (Score:3)
I swear mine says obscene things anyway
Feed after midnight. (Score:1)
An additional feature to this model would be the automatic replication of Furby's when placed into contact with water.
From what I understand of studying my schematics so far however, the Furby would be extremly adverse to light. For some reason that I cannot explain it seems that water-based asexual reproduction in a Furby results in a structure that is degraded by photons. Curious.
("The next time those little buggers come in here I'm gonna turn the fire hoses on them!")
monster kill what? (Score:1)
Have it swear and cuss (Score:1)
Re:Feed after midnight. (Score:1)
I would (Score:1)
Math is hard
Elmo can lick mah ballz
CmdrTaco is an Asshole
Windows 0wnz joo.
You know, offensive things.
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Re:Don't do it! (Score:1)
5. The BeoFurby Custer
And this resembles the famous "The Trouble With Tribbles" Episode of Star Trek.
I want mine to say... (Score:1)
Re: (Score:1)
Speak & Swear (Score:1)
I wish I had such things as schematics to make the task easier and prize money to get me more motivated. The 'net is strangely lacking in useful information about the range of Texas Instruments speaking toys (yes, there were others - Speak & Math, Speak & Read, Speak & Music, Speak & Write, etc.) - something I hope to rectify sometime in the near future.
Anyone interested in knowing more, or with any helpful information should feel free to contact me.
[Happosai]
Re:I would (Score:1)
Re:OT: Fatbrain - use BookPool.com (Score:1)
Even better. half.com. Usually can get books for at least 50% off. Shipping depends on the sending, but every book I've bought (I've already bought about 6 O'Reilly books from there) have come in a timely manner.
My $0.02 (Score:2)
It would be loads of fun... especially making a Furby that shouts "Pikaaachuuuu!" but I just don't have the time.
-Chris
Furby IS THE DEVIL (Score:1)
Re:Please don't satirize capital punishment (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Re:Please don't satirize capital punishment (Score:1)
Seriously, though, I'm 17, well-adjusted, very against the death penalty, and even I found that video amusing. Lighten up, not everything is a lesson.
Besides, who'd show their kid that?
The Acrimonous BS.
Re:Furby as a Embedded Linux butler (Score:1)
Are you sure it is such a good idea for you and furby to drink together? In the office no less?
Or did you mean:
mv
;-)
Re:FurbyLinux (Score:1)
Oh man, could you imagine a beowulf cluster of these things?
Re:I want mine to say... (Score:1)
I need about Tree-Fiddy to hack furby. (Score:1)
Re:Damn that locness monters, he's after my "two f (Score:1)
Re:Please don't satirize capital punishment (Score:1)
Sheesh, isn't there another site you can waste bandwidth at?
Studies? Which studies? (Score:2)
Got any references? What is the statistical significance of those 'studies'?
From my personal anecdotal experience, most psychopats live in New York City, where the only non-human animals available for abusing are cockroaches. Since non-psychopats also perform animal abuse against roaches, I find it doubtful whether one can conclude anything from that.
OTOH, I must congratulate you -- few trolls get as many responses as you did. I like the funny trolls. Keep up with the good work.
And, yes, I'm for the death penalty, too, like you. Nothing pushes a point as effectively as reductio ad absurdum by wild exaggeration. Thanks.
your own link proves we need the death penalty (Score:1)
Arthur Shawcross
Repeatedly threw a kitten into a lake until the kitten drowned from exhaustion.
Killed a young girl. Then, after serving 15 and 1/2 years in prison, killed 11 more women
11 women would have lived if they had fried his butt in the chair for the first murder
Re:Please don't satirize capital punishment (Score:1)
Hmm. Crimes against humanities (sic)? When I see a dirty, filthy, disgusting cockroach, I step on it. How would you explain your bleeding-heart stance to parents who lose a son or daughter to a rapist/torturer/butcher/murderer who was let out of prison for the same previous crime? (Forgetting, for the moment, that he or she was probably let out due to the overcrowding caused by the IWOD [Insane War On Drugs]...)
Re:Please don't satirize capital punishment (Score:1)
So now all non-vegetarians are potential psychopaths? You're really a piece of work. And quite a hoot, I might add.
"HACK FURBY" is an anagram... (Score:1)
FurbyLinux (Score:5)
Re:Damn that locness monters, he's after my "two f (Score:1)
$3.50 or 'tree fitty'
But I forgive you your oversight. Any fan of SP is alright in my book :)
TIMMAY!!
Re:Please don't satirize capital punishment (Score:2)
Personally, I would vote for sending them to Canada. I don't know what Canada does with their criminals, but, it seems that the Canadians are a little *TOO* law abiding. There's something suspicious going on up there.
Re:I want mine to say... (Score:1)
Re:Please don't satirize capital punishment (Score:2)
Furbies are just a stupid plastic piece of American consumerism,
Yes, we must stamp out all childhood fun! Good God, there might be children who actually become attached to this small, cute, colorful, furry doll! Whoever invented such an abomination?
I'll never understand the geek need to destroy anything that might be cute and fun.
Here's a hint to others who feel this way (and this includes Barney, etc): It's not designed for you! It's designed for small children! Get over it!
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Re:And this is news because... (Score:2)
Re:Please don't satirize capital punishment (Score:2)
Eating animals is not only itself a violent act...
Er, last I checked, humans are omnivores. We are supposed to eat animals. It's called the food chain.
Is it immoral when a lion kills an antelope?
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Re:Don't do it! (Score:2)
Thanks for reminding me... I forgot one.
6. Furby MUD server
"Which CPU?" trick doesn't work in this case (Score:2)
:Furby:Cat (Score:2)
Re:Slashdotted (Score:3)
He's Not Just a Random Eccentric (Score:3)
Expert C Programming: Deep C Secrets
Which is one of the best and funniest books on C that I have ever read. I mean, it actually made me laugh out loud many times.
"If I were stranded on a desert island and could only take one data structure with me, it would be the hash table."
I couldn't recommend it more highly.
Keep your Amazon-boycott-conscience clear and consider buying it at Fatbrain [fatbrain.com].
-Dan
Re:Done (Score:3)
Gfunk
Furby on death row (Score:2)