Chuck Norris Sues Publisher, Tears Don't Cure Cancer 374
Google85 writes "Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him. The book capitalizes on "mythical facts" that have been circulating on the Internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris' tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said."
Looks great but (Score:2, Funny)
I'll try to get first post... (Score:5, Funny)
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~S
Re:Good luck with that... (Score:5, Funny)
Chuck is a fool to file suit unless this book reaches the point of slander.
Please, we should observe a minute of silence for Mr. PhearoX. As, calling Chuck Norris a fool was his last action in this world.
RIP
Re:I'll try to get first post... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good luck with that... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Actually, I'm afraid, it might get all worse... (Score:5, Funny)
She crossed Chuck Norris.
Re:Good luck with that... (Score:3, Funny)
Watch out! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:You can't handle the truth... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Actually, I'm afraid, it might get all worse... (Score:5, Funny)
Well there's already a joke about it.
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Chuck Norris... (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Idiotic (Score:4, Funny)
I guess.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Good luck with that... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's satire at worst (Score:5, Funny)
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Case closed! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's satire at worst (Score:1, Funny)
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Re:Watch out! (Score:4, Funny)
When Chuck Norris sues... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Informative Troll? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It's satire at worst (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good luck with that... (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGBhnYA2h40 [youtube.com]
Good choice Penguin (Score:5, Funny)
Bruce Schneier Facts [geekz.co.uk], when they tried to print it they'd have discovered the text was encrypted.
Chuck Norris is a Wuss (Score:4, Funny)
http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/fact/921/ [geekz.co.uk]
Re:Looks great but (Score:5, Funny)
Why wouldn't Chuck Norris run Linux? Because he can just put an Ethernet cable in his mouth and talk directly to the Internet.
Re:I'll try to get first post... (Score:5, Funny)
> Except for Soviet Russia, where the second reversal makes things normal again.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is still Chuck Norris.
Re:Bill Brasky! (Score:4, Funny)
Denny Crane!
Reversal reverses Russia (Score:2, Funny)
So: with Chuck Norris, Russian reversal reverses Russia!
How the conversation must have gone... (Score:4, Funny)
"Hey, Jim, did you see this funny Chuck Norris shit on the internet?"
"Yeah Bob, I did, it's funny shit. Let's turn it into a book and sell it!"
"Awesome, it will be the best Chuck Norris book ever! Hey, do you think we should ask Chuck Norris if we can publish a Chuck Norris book?"
"Nah, fuck him, what's he gonna do?"
(sadly, these were the last words Jim and Bob ever spoke. Bob blinks that he's very, very sorry. The doctors think Jim is blinking too, but no-one wants to look into his arse to find out.)
Other favorites-- (Score:2, Funny)
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Doesn't even need an ethernet cable (Score:4, Funny)