...first thing you should do when you get your hands on one of these? Make another.

File patent
Short sell technology stock 'o the day
Scare blog o' sphere
Profit

...Theory of Everything held a press conference today, stating "There is no Stephen Hawking."

When asked what the implications were as to whether or not there could ever be a Stephen Hawking, ToE replied "The door is open for a Stephen Hawking in the future, but it can only be a possibility if graphene birds fly out of my lily white butt..."

I say put the Comcast guy in jail....the entire place will have cable by sundown just for his benefit while incarcerated. Don't let him out, or the service will go away too.

Since the actual ability within the populace to write went missing years ago (image the Constitution as a tweet), and since today's culture may not know this, let me be reiterate that the document was 'drafted', meaning the author wrote and thought at the same time. It used to be a common practice to write a statement, and then to consider it in context with the expectation that changes were likely to occur. This doesn't mean he f'd up or someone was holding a gun to his head forcing him to change his mind.

Thinking about what you write and why and how it should be cached for your audience used to be a worthwhile goal.

The real trolls are the ones that mark the OP as a troll...you guys think MS should get a bye on this? You're just as bad as that fucking brain-dead corporation. Suck my ass!

MS just doesn't care beyond kissing up to investors. Never have, never will.

Ya' think?

Given that it doesn't list one clinic.

Try a 'report' on how to query clinics. etc. And old in some places, at that.

...what part of 'game' don't you understand?

With expectations like that, drugs are in your future. I recommend the blue pill, btw.

Timothy does, for the usual reasons. He uses a dartboard to pick what everyone gets to see when he's on duty.

Sucks, as usual, but this one seems to a benchmark for low, so bookmark it and we can come back in the future when we need evidence in court for Tim's sanity hearing...should be any day now.

It's just another way to hilight what Google feels is a better place to work. Sweeten the pot and hire workers before your competition. Nothing new in that regard - just publicity.

At someone's expense, of course, but hey, you can't owe your soul to the company store if it's not open..