Aeron Chairs As Stupidity Barometers 340
McSpew writes: "This article at Salon describes how much startup venture money went to buying $700 Aeron chairs. Personally, I think Aerons suck. I'm sitting in one now and my back is killing me--I can never get this damn chair adjusted right, or to get it to stay in a configuration close to comfortable for very long. The wonderful high-tech mesh fabric acts like sandpaper and wears holes in my pants. I honestly miss the boring chair I had at my last job. Am I the only person who hates Aerons?" Aerons are stylish, but not everyone finds them the comfortable work chairs they're supposed to be. Here's one that looks truly comfortable.
OK, lets go back to the $129 task chair. (Score:1)
10 minutes of extra work pre day vs $700 (Score:1)
Yep...but chairs wasn't all of the stupidity.... (Score:1, Flamebait)
Aeron chair humor from PVP... (Score:2, Interesting)
Comfort at work keeps people at work (Score:3, Interesting)
It occurred to me though that a management staff who found that their workforce likes the chairs can probably eke quite a bit of extra hours out of their employees by providing simple luxuries like this. I haven't used one long-term, so I can't address the "sandpaper" issue, but I did find that my back wasn't sore after sitting in one for a day.
Also it should be noted that with all the formerly VC-saturated companies going out of business lately, the average going price for an Aeron on Ebay [ebay.com] is around $3-400
Re:Comfort at work keeps people at work (Score:2, Insightful)
No amount of nice furniture at work can suffice for sucky management and purposeless tasks.
Give me a job where I feel like I can make a difference, am contributing to the company, and am recognized for that contribution and I'll stand-up to work.
Chairs mean nothing.
Re: (Score:1, Offtopic)
ummmm (Score:1)
Re:ummmm (Score:2, Insightful)
You could. But the chair will have a longer useful life than the dual Athlons. In fact, one really good chair might last several computer lifespans before it needs replacing, so I consider an Aeron to be a bargain by comparison.
Probably don't want to know... (Score:1)
I can honestly say that this is not been a problem I've ever had with my Aeron. I just don't think I want to know what you're doing with the chair to cause that.
I love my Aeron, but only when it's properly adjusted - which is pretty much most of the time, unless someone else uses it, and messes it all up. Same thing happens every time someone drives my car, and it takes me 2 days to get the seat ajustments 'just right' again.
posted by the man who bought areon chairs (Score:3, Insightful)
wasnt he the man who bought slashdot and took it public
hmm investors
dont like them but their money buys lots of sweet toys like cowboyneals chair (-;
regards
john jones
"bought"? (Score:2)
-russ
Re:posted by the man who bought areon chairs (Score:2)
$700 per employee? NOTHING (Score:1, Flamebait)
When it comes to the .com I bet most employees were being paid far more than their true worth to the company.
No offence.
A web designer is only worth $50000/year if they bring in atleast $150000/year.
And I don't mean as a team.
Re:$700 per employee? NOTHING (Score:2)
It's pretty clear to me that if your business involves people sitting at a computer for long periods it is in your best interest to ensure that they are not distracted by an uncomfortable seat. Whether or not the Aeron is really comfortable seems debatable.
Those "stupidity barometers" saved my back (Score:1)
Wrong company (Score:1)
BodyBilt vs. Aeron (Score:1)
After a lot of comparison shopping, I recently got a BodyBilt chair. The range of adjustability is great, the memory foam is terrific, but the large, shaped pommel of the seat, the waterfall seat edge, the large padded swivel arms, and the "relaxed/alert" natural seating position make this the most comfortable long term seating I've ever had. About 50% more than an Aeron, but a really terrific chair. http://www.bodybilt.com
When I die, I'm getting buried in this thing!
What about these chairs? (Score:2)
http://www.snowcrash.se/products/netsurfer/ [snowcrash.se]
Why just the chair? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why just the chair? (Score:2)
Sticking with my old huge metal office chair... (Score:2, Informative)
I think the keys to stick with, in chair buying, are:
- a metal main structure (base/leg[s]/armrests)
- a very comfortable and cushy fabric for any part of the chair that touches the body.
- no problem swiveling, tilting, and comfortably laying all the way back or sitting totally, for lack of a better word, "erect".
I guess what it comes down to is, at least your not on the floor.
[FYI] another Aeron chair link:
http://www.comfortliving.com/aeron.htm [comfortliving.com]
People who disapprove the the chairs (Score:5, Funny)
I would like to offer a solution. To help us po' college boys who cant afford a $700 chair, but have to sit in a chair for 12 hours a day trying to code to finish while skipping all meals (well, mac and cheese is TECHNICALLY a meal). *takes another deep breath* I would be willing to offer to take the chairs off people hands
For the bunch of us who dont like to go into the fancy management rooms and steal them (I know ppl who have done that), we are sitting on what might as well be concrete.
For all those who sponser a po' boy, you will recieve a photo with your new donation, as well as a life story
Re:People who disapprove the the chairs (Score:1)
I swear, they made Information Technology a major. It's essentially Computer Science Lite: take the introductory computer science courses (CS1&2, Data Struct. & Algorithms), strip out the "oh so hard" higher math requirements, and tag on a bunch of management courses.
One very easy, very cheesy, very useless and stupid major. Jumping into IT because the engineering/computer science schools are "too hard" is looked upon about as highly as jumping into the management school for the same reason. That is to say, we point, laugh, and then block all traffic from their compromised IIS dormroom servers. Well, the few that these idiots are capable of setting up, anyway.
Trust me, you've got it wrong... (Score:2)
The reason that your company is going under isn't the expensive chairs. The world just isn't ready for www.WoodPants.com right now.
Old fashionned wood swivel chair for me (Score:2)
-josh
Use a Physioball it's better for you. (Score:2)
It's OSHA regulations (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:It's OSHA regulations (Score:2)
I dunno -- my favorite chairs are the office chairs built in the 50s and 60s. They're comfortable and sturdy, and I can sit for many hours in them. They go for between $5-10 at any flea market or thrift store.
(Also, 20-30 year old drafting stools are much better than the $60 POS they sell in Office Depot for all you amateur architects and engineers out there)
Re:It's OSHA regulations (Score:2)
Then a new boss came in. She bought cubicle furniture to put in the offices (which wasted tons of space) and got these "wonderful" new chairs. I have been in pain ever since.
Though Sam's Club has a nice $70 chair that I love.
Re:It's OSHA regulations (Score:2)
Oddly enough (or maybe not...) that's my favorite working situation as well. A $40 folding table and a $10, 50-60 year old desk chair.
Makes you really wonder about those dot-dummies, how many of them were really all that smart.
Re:It's OSHA regulations (Score:2)
That's it exactly... what kills me is those old, heavy metal chairs didn't cost *that* much back in the 50s. So I wonder what the markup is on these new plastic chairs...
Re:It's OSHA regulations (Score:2)
I'll stick with my POS $90 OfficeMAX special and pay two months rent instead of buying one of these chairs.
Re:It's OSHA regulations (Score:2)
Some Aerons at work (Score:2)
Back when I was working from home, I went out and looked at chairs - LOTS of chairs. I don't remember the brand I bought, but for about $300 I got a chair that fits ME, which is all that counts
You have learn to use an Aeron (Score:2)
This is the best chair I have ever sat on. My Office Depot $150 special at home that I used to love, I can barely stand.
F*cked company sells a mousepad [fuckedcompany.com] that sums up my opinion quite handily.
Chairs... (Score:2)
Best quote (Score:2)
Compared to the ridiculous business models of many of these companies, the decision to order Aeron chairs looks like the Marshall Plan
I've sat in my friend's Aeron, and it rules. You have to adjust it to YOU, the person whose buttocks will be ruling the seat of power.
If you're going to be sitting in a chair for up to 10 hours a day for a couple of years, isn't a measly $700 a fantastic investment?! And not just from a user's POV: what sane manager wouldn't want to make his geeks happy and comfortable?
spending $$$$ on office furniture (Score:2)
Now, what good is that big paycheck doing? I can't go out and *buy* better working conditions.
Thanks, I'd rather have a pleasant work environment than a big paycheck.
Re:Best quote (Score:2)
Precisely. Compared to the cost of hiring a programmer, $700 is a piss in the ocean - if they really are significantly better than the competition. It's like fast computers and big monitors - if it helps people be happier and more productive, it's cheap at the price.
The Aeron is great, when I'm not paying the bill (Score:4, Funny)
Of course, there's no way in hell I'd pay the $700 for one of these at home . . . but the laid-off VP whose office I lifted this one from doesn't seem to mind.
Re:The Aeron is great, when I'm not paying the bil (Score:2)
that's how i got my scroll mouse, 19" monitor and speakers.
i realize those things are piddley compared to a $700 chair, but over here the "dot-com" days are definitely over.
Re:The Aeron is great, when I'm not paying the bil (Score:2)
Of course, there's no way in hell I'd pay the $700 for one of these at home . . . but the laid-off VP whose office I lifted this one from doesn't seem to mind.
I just bought one new for my dorm room, and in my mind, at least, it makes perfect sense. I spend a lot of time sitting at my computer, whether making money, working on programming assignments, or just reading the web. Given the amount of time spent in it, it's easy to justify paying $731 (after tax and leather armrests) for one, just like I justified a $600 monitor last summer.
Someone with a full time job would probably have a tougher time justifying one for home, but I'm sure you can do it if you work hard enough
The One True Chair... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:The One True Chair... (Score:2)
open source start-up? (Score:2)
Memories of my chair (Score:2)
I would just like to saybrag that I have had sex with five different women in my chair. I got the chair in 1986. It has a plush bottom and back, with metallic arm rests that are the perfect width & position for a lady to comfortably spread her legs for a nice bout of cunnilingus. It is wide, it is stained, is is comfortable, and it has many memories attached to it. It has seen me through DOS 3.0 on up to Mandrake 8.0.
My wife wants me to give it up but it just ain't gonna happen. I love you honey, but damn you just can't replace those memories.
In fact, one girl lost her virginity in that chair. Ain't no chair in the world that can make up for that, baby. Not an Aeron, not Python's Comfy Chair, not nothin.
Just wanted to share.
so, what they're saying is... (Score:2)
cool. we've got a slew of aerons here, as well as their Resolve system [hermanmiller.com]. it's so sweet... replace cubicles with honeycombs...
i'd just hate to see the company that made our office system go out of business, just when i had my eye on a bunch of cool accessories
You get what you pay for (Score:4, Interesting)
As a former Herman Miller employee up until recently, I have worked on the Aeron [hermanmillerred.com] and Equa II [hermanmillerred.com] (most customizable and my personal fav.) line. You would be surprised to know how much workmanship and hard work is put into these chairs. Every single chair is assembled, customized, and inspected by a person. No robots, no automation.
You would be surprised how much attention is given to a perfect chair. Not one chair leaves the plant unless it's absolutely perfect. Not even the tiniest scratch or ripple in fabric is acceptable. They don't "touch up" their chairs if something is found, it's totally disassembled and the effected part is disposed of. No touch-up paint, no stain removers.
My point is, you pay for the quality, workmanship, and sweat put into making the chairs absolutely perfect. Herman Miller isn't a company that screws around when it comes to doing it right. And believe me, it drove me nuts the first few weeks working there at their high standards of workmanship; but now I truly understand why.
- DanRe:You get what you pay for (Score:2)
When talking with a local Herman Miller sales representative here in Toronto, he disclosed that the employee discount is 65%. So for that C$1000 Aeron chair with all the options, he gets it for C$350.
I smiled when handing over my Visa.
No, you're right. (Score:2)
The Aeron chairs I've tried have not been adjustable enough (arm-rest height is critical; I need to have my elbows way up). That nylon burlap they use is a disaster. And the damped, geared cantilevering doesn't allow for a comforting rocking motion during pensive moments.
$700 was retarded enough for the lesser models; the most adjustable ones went for upwards of $1500.
I got a $199 Global at Staples or Office Depot or OfficeMax or somewhere.
Simple, well-padded cloth seat, adjustable back-height with lumbar bulge, and armrests that adjust in-out, up-down, and front-back tilt.
I've spent over 24 hours straight in that chair (modulo bathroom and fridge breaks) and had only stiff knees.
$700 Aerons, $500k Silicon Valley houses, and $40/hr Java "talent" really were the biggest boondoggles of the Internet boom.
--Blair
Aeron envy? (Score:2)
Only twelve hours later did I realize that I was still sitting in the chair and that my buttocks didn't hurt. I had not twitched or slouched once in the whole session.
But you are right, Aeron chairs are a stupidity test. It tests those who think that just because they are expensive they cannot be worth the money.
Not Stokke, Not Aeron, POETICTECH (Score:3, Interesting)
Everytime an Aeron story comes out Im reminded of how much FREEKIN cooler these [poetictech.com] chairs are. Sure they're almost as expensive as a luxury car, but a Mercedes doesn't have inetrnal fiber ports or room for four moniitors!
www.poetittech.com [poetictech.com]
700? (Score:3, Informative)
Try $1200. My last employer (The now bankrupt consulting firm marchFIRST.) had 10,000 of them in a Chicago warehouse, because there was never enough money to send them out.
The real loser in this is Herman-Miller, maker of the chairs. When Herman-Miller and its vendors sold these chairs in bulk to all the dotcoms, they sold on credit with NO SECURITY. That means there is no collateral, including the chairs themselves. Now the chairs are being sold out of bankruptcy to other firms for pennies on the dollar, hampering further sales.
Re:700? (Score:2)
Remember that Herman-Miller is not a finance company and most likely wasn't financing the transactions.
maru
Re:700? (Score:2)
So the price has dropped, thankfully.
Ergonomics (Score:3, Insightful)
If you've got ergonomic issues, it's critical that you get the problems fixed. Otherwise you're looking at life changing permanent damage to your back, hands, or whatever. I've just been through hand therapy, and believe me, nothing scares me more than the thought of losing the use of my hands. I'm a programmer, systems administrator, and piano player. My hands are a critical part of my livelyhood. Plus I want to be able to pick up my kids someday!
Check out www.tifaq.org [tifaq.org]. It's a great resource on general ergonomics, as well as a central place to find things like chairs and keyboards and pointing devices.
salon.bomb...oh the irony (Score:2)
Oh yeah, and anyone who spends 700 fucking dollars on a chair deserves to go broke. IMHFO. For that price it had better massage my back, do my taxes, and wipe my ass automatically. :-)
Re:salon.bomb...oh the irony (Score:4, Funny)
Walk first, then run... (Score:2, Insightful)
Sounds like these companies spent tens of thousands on Chairs, when they should have spent it on...Oh I don't know....Maybe Advertising?
Disclaimer - IANSWLMP - I am not someone who likes marketing people
OTOH, the author has described the chairs as a symbol of decline, not the actual reason (Although it seems to imply one follows the other). Maybe they all failed because of poor business models to begin with, not misspending after setup. Anyone have any idea how many companies bought N amount of Aeron chairs to start with then succeeded?
Executive playthings or "new work paradigm"? (Score:2)
aerons are great... (Score:5, Informative)
i use and aeron at home. when i first got it, i spend a considerable amount of time getting it adjusted to suit me perfectly. that means setting the height so your feet rest on the ground, setting up the lumbar support properly, getting the correct tilt both forward and backward, getting the armrest height set properly, etc. it can be a chore, but if you take the time to do it, it truly is one of the most comfortable chairs.
one thing i've always hated about being a computer geek was what we here at work refer to as sweaty-ass . you know - you've been sitting in the same chair for 6 hours coding or browsing or quaking or whatever and the heat and humidity make for a relatively uncomfortable rear. the aerson's mesh works wonders for this - i can sit in that chair for an hour or two or ten and not have any trouble whatsoever. and i've never had any problem with it wearing out my clothes or anything. i'd guess that the poster doesn't have the chair set up correctly and therefore fidgets quite a bit, meaning extra wear on the clothes.
anyway, if you can invest the time and money, you can have a comfortable and healthy chair with the aeron.
Re:aerons are great... (Score:2, Funny)
Setting up Linux is less trouble than this. I can have a box up and running in an hour if not less fully configured before i'd get this cjair set just right for me!...but it does look cool.
Re:aerons are great... but you have the wrong size (Score:1)
Re:aerons are great... (Score:5, Informative)
anyway, it really isn't as bothersome as i originally made it out to be. it takes a little time, but it's well worth it.
hope this helps, should you ever have the chance to sit in one.
Re:aerons are great... (Score:2)
Disclaimer: My wife drafts for a local dealership. She's going to quit, but the propaganda is strong.
People are different, for crying out loud! (Score:3, Insightful)
Why is it so difficult to believe that other people's experience is different than your own?
I've never in my life experienced anything remotely like "sweaty ass". Perhaps you had all your previous chairs adjusted wrong?
I doubt it. More likely, you have a very different body type and behavior from me. I'm tallish (6'3"), and the back of the Aeron bit into my shoulder blades, for example. It gives no neck support whatsoever, so is tiring over long periods, and the armrests didn't come up high enough that I could rest both elbows on them without slumping my shoulders, stressing the muscles in my upper back. You can't sit cross-legged in the damn things without a cushion - that sandpaper material shreds your ankles. Do you get the idea? I'm different from you, and no amount of fiddling with ergonomic levers will change that.
Re:People are different, for crying out loud! (Score:3, Insightful)
regardless, the aeron will work for people who are 1) of average size, 2) select the right size of aeron (there are three - maybe you should look into the large version?), 3) want to maintain proper posture while being comfortable and 4) will put the time and effort into adjusting it. i never said it was the end-all be-all of good chairs.
the "sweaty-ass" is a product of sitting in a warmish room in a well cushioned chair for far too long. not sitting on my legs or feet - just sitting. i know people of all different body shapes that experience it. it seems to be a factor of the environment, the chair and the way you sit. obviously, if you're giving your skin some room to breath (like, for example, sitting on the aeron's mesh), you shouldn't have any trouble. if it's parked in a cushion and can't get air too easily, it's more of a problem.
anyway, yes, i know that people are different. that's why the aeron is such a good chair - you can customize it to fit you. yes, it won't work for everybody. but with proper time and effort, it can work for a majority i'm sure. i'd venture to say that more people would find a properly adjusted aeron comfortable than would your standard $70 office chair.
Re:People are different, for crying out loud! (Score:2)
Making no judgement whatsoever about whoever that is that you're replying to, people in general are opposed to anything and anyone different.
I think it's because they can't get past the idea that different doesn't necessarily mean better or worse, so, since *they* couldn't possibly be inferior, that which is different must be, that not to denounce the different is tantamount to admitting inferiority.
Re:People are different, for crying out loud! (Score:2)
There are three sizes of Aerons. That might be a sizable part of your problems. I have no problems with the largest size and I'm a bit taller than you.
I have no idea why one sits cross-legged in a productive environment, buy hey, I'll admit it's difficult.
I do sweat a lot, I usually try to wear loose, thin clothing and an Aeron does help a lot. Actually it helps me in cold rooms too, with a small heater behind me, I get the heat direct to me but without the trapped moisture. On one hot day I've even sat in it bare-bottomed without abrasion problems.
I've worn a lot of different kinds of clothes and I haven't noticed accelerated wear attributable to the pellicle. I did work for the maker - Herman Miller and I did hear of feedback suggesting that the material does wear clothes faster. My particular chair is not abrasive that I can tell (and I work with abrasives daily, dangit), but I've been using it daily for four years or so, so maybe it's "broken in".
The biggest down side I've had is that they Aerons squeak too much for my tastes, and one of the adjusters did go weird once or twice.
For you, I would suggest a high back Ergon chair. Very comfortable, cheaper to boot, and it uses the standard iso foam cushioning that you prefer. I would still have one if I had the room to keep it when space was tight.
Note, I don't work for HM any more. Nice company for the most part, very good for the size, I don't normally like working for very large companies.
Re:People are different, for crying out loud! (Score:2)
I do it because it's comfortable for me, and easy, given a chair that doesn't shred my ankles. As I said, try imagining that other people may be different from you.
I used to use an Obus Forme chair, before the Aeron, and now I use a Humanscale Freedom. Either blow the Aeron away - the Aeron was just plain unacceptable and unergonomic, for me. The Aeron I had was the large size. I gave it away.
Re:People are different, for crying out loud! (Score:2)
As for neck support, my old chair was an Obus Forme like the one on this page [homeofficedirect.com] - in my opinion, the Aeron is not even remotely in the same league as this chair. My new chair (post-Aeron) is a Humanscale Freedom [humanscale.com], and the way its headrest works (coming forward to actually support your head) provides good head and neck support.
Basically, I get the impression that the Aeron is a low-end chair masquerading as a high end chair, but I got suckered by the hype and actually bought one. My bad.
As for sitting cross-legged, it's just one of the most natural and comfortable positions for me. I'm slim and flexible, and in fact I think it's because my legs are long that it works well.
Re:aerons are great... (Score:2, Interesting)
But $700!? I work at a start-up SIPS company, and we have about 120 of these in the office. Now I wonder how much the DESK costed... and I wonder why those in the corporate group that only use Word and Excel have the same $4000 laptops running W2KPro as us consultants... Yes, there are about 120 of these laptops that come standard with the desk, in addition to whatever other computers us "consultants" REALLY need.
Honestly, I love the chair, I love the desk, I love the fancy designer lamp on my desk, and I love the laptop (minus the OS). But this article sort of makes me worried over what I'll be doing in a year or so....
But back to the point. I like the chair. It's a pain in the ass to adjust, sort of, but honestly speaking, how many of us just loved to play around with all the adjustments for the first week or so after we got them? Within that first week of tinkering with it, I got my settings right.
The Freedom Chair for TRUE chair snobs (Score:3, Insightful)
This is the best and most expensive ergonomic chair you can buy, period.
...and for those with back/neck injuries! (Score:2, Informative)
So I returned it and bought a Freedom chair (the one with the headrest, it kicks ass) from the nearest place in the bay area I could find [galvins.com]. It makes the Aeron look cheap (it's more than $1000 USD with the headrest), but it's just amazing. I was in a car accident a year ago and after it I was having problems sitting and coding for hours and hours on end, but with this chair (and chiropractic
I know that spending more than $1000 USD for a chair (which is more than $1500 CAD, so it seemed even worse for me since I'm Canadian, eh) seems insane, but think of how many hours you spend in your office chair, and then think of how many hours you spend in your car (even with a long commute). So which do you think you get more benefit out of having extra comfort with?
If anyone here is thinking of buying an Aeron, at least sit in a Freedom chair first...
Re:aerons are great... (Score:2, Informative)
As far as price goes, Aerons aren't even at the high end of office chairs! The one I'm sitting on now (Body-Built) cost about $1,200US, and is worth every penny. It's a *lot* cheaper than back surgery. Anyone that is a cheapskate with the tools they use to make a living, has gotta be an idiot.
Re:aerons are great...BUT! (Score:2, Funny)
But have you ever sat in a "fart chair"?
If you don't know what a fart chair is, it's a chair that's been farted a lot in.
You can only fart so many times before the odour sticks to the chair.
When that happens you'll get a nice puff of fresh fart everytime you sit down.
Re:aerons are great... (Score:2)
The real deal... (Score:2, Insightful)
I use a Thatsit at home and it's the only chair I've ever been able to sit in for more than 4 hours without it causing be back/ass pain.
Re:The real deal... (Score:3, Interesting)
Many many years ago, there used to be a shop near my University that sold these. They had one of the fully reclining balans chairs (which, from looking at the web site, they don't seem to do any more). It's the wierdest sensation to sit in a chair and throw your weight backwards until the chair tips onto the next rail, and keep going until you end up nearly horizontal. You have to have blind faith that the chair is going to take it, and you won't end up landing on your head. But once you get there, it's the most comfortable chair you'll ever sit on.
Re:The real deal... (Score:2, Interesting)
I lied, they do still sell them. Take a look at http://www.stokke-furniture.no/rot/html/h_gravity. html [stokke-furniture.no]
These look like great chairs, but... $915 (Score:2)
Re:The real deal... (Score:3, Interesting)
Second. If you're in the Boston area, there's a shop called Back Care Basics [backcarebasics.com] that sells them. Very hard to find in the US. Expensive, but worth trying out.
Gotta have the right size (Score:3, Informative)
Huh? (Score:2)
My Aeron is sooooo comfortable, even after literally 8 to 10 straight hours of sitting. It's like floating on air. Even better, I can kick back, put my feet up, and catch a few Z's in it quite comfortably if needed.
Article Summary: Lewis' Law on the probability of (Score:2)
The whole three pages on Salon can be summerised as Lewis' Law on the probability of Dot-Com failure.
The probability of a Dot-Com failing is directly proportional to the ratio of Aerons Chairs:)
Now
Re:Article Summary: Lewis' Law on the probability (Score:2)
Actually, this is just one more metric in a convincing series: Guy Kawasaki says in his talks that there is a perfect 1:1 correspondence between people that exhibit the following four traits and those that will lose all of your money (Remember, Guy is a VC himself these days...):
1. They drive German cars.
2. They have goatees.
3. They wear too much cologne.
4. They wear anything by Prada.
Remember, these aren't a causality, but do exhibit perfect 1:1 correlation
Seriously, though, Aerons are good, but not the best of chairs, but they are indeed predictors of dotcom dain bramage. I knew it was time to get out of a company I worked for a couple of years ago when they outfitted the whole main conference room with a doxen and a half Aerons (separated by a floor-to-ceiling glass wall from the reception area, where it was absolutely useless for any sort of strategic planning or discussion of confidential client data (pretty much everything) making the entire room just a showpiece of the dotcom mentality...) Gee, that sentence was bad. Too bad...
Not expensive (Score:3, Interesting)
Many things contributed to the dot com failures. Expensive chairs did not.
Re:Uh yeah... (Score:3, Insightful)
a) wastes money that could be better spent elsewhere; and
b) indicates the sort of attitude towards money that should have had investors running for cover
Cheers,
Tim
Re:Uh yeah... (Score:2)
Re:Uh yeah... (Score:5, Funny)
That's like blaming the weather on the BAROMETER.
The article is pointing to these chairs as a useful guide to how much a company is wasting the venture capital they get.
i.e. a BAROMETER
Boy it's hot in here, stupid thermometer.
Re:Uh yeah... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Uh yeah... (Score:3, Interesting)
it was one of the things they tried to impress the DECies with when they were integrating us into the Q. Strange... most of the DECies have left, Q has dropped Alpha..
Aeron chair stupidity -> not just a
Re:Uh yeah... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Uh yeah... (Score:1)
Eg. Compaq bought Digital for it's service wing. At DEC we worked as a tight-knit group. Though the staple calls were PCs, we'd take calls on anything and everything: printers, terminals, PC servers, VAX, networking kit, etc.. if you thought you could figure it out you were free to go spend time looking up stuff, asking other people and/or read and try figure it out - and if you couldn't you sent an engineer out.
You could also do sideline projects. Eg setup a website if it was useful. When they transitioned from the old VAX terminal-based call logging system to a windows based thing, a guy in our group wrote an application to present a windows front-end to the contract data stored in the VAX systems. I setup and adminstered the server (linux for scripting and network reliability. NT had problems holding multi-hour ftp sessions) that took big database dumps from the VAX systems across Europe and shared it out via Samba to that windows front-end. My first real-world experience of Unix systems admin.
I believe that's about good as it can get for a desktop customer technical support agent. consequently, people actually stayed with DEC. The group i was in, of about a hundred people, lost only a few people per year. which, as i found out later in compaq, is an amazing achievement in a call-centre. other, longer-standing tech-support groups had people working there with many
Ie, people stayed with DEC. knowledge was acrued - it didn't just walk out after a year or less. and the knowledge was wide-ranging cause people were allowed scope and variety in the customer problems they dealt with.
Enter Compaq.... for about 6 months or so not much happened. life went on as usual. then they got around to 'integrating' us. we all had to do the Compaq induction course, where a video explained to us that Compaq was the major supplier of high-end financial transaction systems (eh, no. that's tandem - you just bought 'em), that compaq was at the forefront of RISC technology and Unix experience (no.. that's Digital, you bought us) aswell as the usual PC facts and figures.
Eventually, we were migrated from our cluttered but cosy DEC offices to the Compaq call centre. A big 5 story building with big open floors full of open-plan desks - it looked soulless to me, like a factory.
Initially, our old DEC group stayed together and we continued to do the same work we did. But we lost most of our test kit, old terminals, printers, pc's, DEC servers, etc.. couldn't have that cluttering up the desk farm. no instead we could use the compaq test kit - course you need a 'coach' with you to use them and course it's all just compaq PCs. Bit by bit things changed. next, they moved us all to different parts of the building. we lost more privileges. no longer did we have adminstrator access to our own PCs. once they tried to make everyone keep their jackets and personal belongings in a cloak-room at the beginning of each floor each morning - as if we were kids in primary school!
The final insult was when they completely integrated the (remaining) people with the original Compaq people. Compaq support is divided into Consumer (presario), Business (deskpro) and Enterprise (servers and anything high-end). Despite reassurances that we'd be integrated into the appropriate group depending on ability, they just lumped us all into various parts of the Business group - including the DEC second level guys! We were people who used to take calls on and troubleshoot problems with terminals, servers, print-servers and more !! A lot of us even had done the Compaq ACE and ASE courses - cause digital did support for Q even before they were bought out! but we were all put in the "did you reinstall windows?" group.
i'd already gone by then though...
they bought us and then slowly stripped away everything that made taking support calls at DEC a job worth being interested in. until we were either drones who apathetically took their X number of calls per day in between browsing job sites - like the compaq classic people... or we had left.
but they had $700 chairs at each desk....
Venture capital and the value of money (Score:5, Insightful)
It seems to me that the relitively young executives who recieved hundreds of millions in Venture Capital - since they didn't have to really earn it - failed to value it properly, perhaps due to youtht and inexperience (certainly not the fase for all) and perhaps simply due to market conditions which presented the delusion that money grew on trees, since there was no incentive at the time to make a proffit. Let's look at that for a minute. It's the CEO's responsibility to manage a company for success, usualy determined by it's stock price. The market seemed unconcerned with profit, or even revenue so why should the CEOs. Why not buy $750 chairs for every employee? It's not like we need to spend the money on technical infastructure, or support or production, after all the market thinks we're doing just fine. Look at our stock price! (circa July 1999).
My point is, while the blame for the fallout can be placed on CEOs who allowed their companies to make frivolous use of VC, they were only responding to the market, which told them they were doing fine. I blame stock analysts who started gaining celebrity status by whowing up on CNBC with wild preditions which were of course self-fulfilling prophecies, particularly in light of the tremendous number of uninformed indevidual investors - willing to follow anyone who stood up to lead - that flooded the markets durring those years.
Come on, we can't blame the chairs.
--CTH
Re:Uh yeah... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:No noise muffling (Score:2)
Flatulence Filter [flatulence-filter.com]
. The puffy, activated-charcoal-filled cushion will trap both the noise AND the odor of your low-end emissions. Most office chairs are odor free until you stand up...
Re:Sigh... /.'d already (Score:2)
Re:Start-up Bullshit (Score:2)