Because what matters in the UK is appeasing the angriest craziest segment of the Muslim population.

Just lower the standards until all the black people are hired. Then lower them so more for all the illiterate Mexicans. And so on.

We were all told we'd be billionaires. Oh well.

Snatch up one Comcast and one Time Warner exec. Saw their heads off on YouTube.

Until there's another holocaust.

That in any organization of sufficient size, the ass kissing retards always float to the top.

Could have been physically assaulted by one of Minneapolis' many Somalian cab drivers who consider it a religious duty to abuse, threaten and assault all infidels.

Time Warner in NC typically secures their monopoly in NC by paying a bribe to the local governments in the form of an 'access fee'. Now some of those cities and towns are suffering the backlash of unrestricted price gouging from Time Warner. Consumers are in open revolt as service pricing in NC seems to jump >10% every 6 months and service quality has fallen off a cliff PARTICULARLY on the internet side of the service. It's third world awful and getting worse. Days long outages where the highest level of technical support's answer is, and I quote "I don't know and there's nothing anyone can do about it" unquote (actual answer I got from L2's management yesterday) have become routine. Billing 'errors' that result in huger overages are rampant and record keeping is nonexistent eg, Time Warner's new excuse is to claim they can't/won't address problems because it's and again I quote "your modem" unquote. Which is isn't because we ALL had to stand in line at the local 'service center' for up to FOUR Hours to get it handed to us BY Time Warner.

So here's what has to happen. Every day, every single day, snatch up one management or higher Time Warner employee and crucify and set them on fire and put it on YouTube. Every day, grab one and kill them until either they change their business model or they run out of people.

Super DUPER mega EXTREEEEEEM internet service for only $299.99/month when bundled with their other services?

I rather like the idea of an incompetent ideologically driven gaggle of idiots in government outsourcing the Gestapo to private industry. Has MSNBC blamed Bush yet?

Come and get me fuckers.

Only 1.5 TB and it will run on ANYTHING (with 8x8 core processors and 32GB of RAM). Of course it still comes in 24 different variations that all licensed differently.

I want money not your carney game bullshit. Money.

Oh please, Eddy, shut the fuck up.

And the hum of their Rascal scooters.