Amazon.com, The Bodyguard 120
theodp writes "While the press is running Amazon's standard we-can't-make-our-CEO-accept-more-than-$81,840 line again this year, the e-tailer's recent SEC filing does disclose an interesting new compensation tidbit. On top of what it spends to provide security for its CEO at business facilities and during business travel, Amazon shells out an estimated $1.1 million a year to cover the cost of security arrangements for billionaire CEO Jeff Bezos. Holy Jack Welch, Batman - that's a lot of door desks!"
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Also, the $1M figure seems quite low. Anyone would care to guess what security for GWB costs? I'd guess about 100 times as much.
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Similarily, Amazon obviously spends a *lot* more than $1M on security per year, as does any company of some size.
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What hasn't been pointed out about the helicopters is that the $6.1B price tag is for a full fleet replacement, 23 new VH-71s, replacing the VH-3s that entered service in 1962. Further, they won't even be in use until at least 2009, after GWB leaves office. He'll most likely never even ride in one of the new units.
Calling the helicopter deal "upgrading [GWB's] helicopters" is like you buying a n
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Yeah, actually according to union policy we can only work 40 hours per week without recieving overtime compensation. Also if you work after hours we're to recieve an extra 50% on our normal hourly rate. Unfortunately for us this has created a real problem because most evil organizations prefer to use bad guys in Iraq, Pakistan, or other low cost locations around the world we're non-unionized bad guys will work for a promise of a harem of virgins in the a
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That's just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-capitalistic garbage. I'll have you know that outgoing Exxon CEO, to whom you obliquely refer, was earning a mere $26,384.62/hour. ($686 million over 13 years, assuming 2000 working hours a year.) And I bet you pretend you'd be willing to handle the demanding tasks of a planet-raping CEO for half that. As if! It'll be a sad day for America when our CEOs are outsourced to India. Won't someone think of the billionaires?
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There are. [billionairesforbush.com]
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This is completely crazy. If someone earns a million pounds, it is not the companies responsability to protect that money. It's not th
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Here's the thing. CEOs are a nice target for kidnapping. Remember that big Exxon kidnapping some years back? After that Exxon changed its standard for protecting the CEOs during transport; making sure their expensive guys have plenty of protection when moving around and such (ev
Maybe they need Microsoft Protection Services (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe Amazon just saw the need for some protection.
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Like random flying chairs and stuff??? (Score:2)
he needs it.. duh (Score:4, Funny)
1) A lot of people on slashdot hate patents.
2) Jeff Bezos loves patents.
3) A lot of people on slashdot hate Jeff Bezos.
4) A lot of people on slashdot are libertarians.
5) Libertarians approve of gun rights.
6) A lot of people on slashdot have guns.
And:
7) Profit!
Re:he needs it.. duh (Score:4, Funny)
That's ridiculous! If you keep spreading rumors like that, I'm going to find out where you live, and pay a visit, along with Mr. Smith and Mr Wesson.
Oh.. wait..
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Freaking l00z3r.
A *real* geek would just hack into NSA or SAC and arrange for somebody to be accidently dropped on his head.
Not that I'd ever think about something like that - that's bad.......
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Oh wait, that's a real genius
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Why would you drop somebody on his head? That's not nice to either of them.
The ambiguous pronoun reminds me of a line from Clue:
"He threatened to kill me in public."
"Why would he want to kill you in public?"
"I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her."
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friggin preview button
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Everybody forgets the trusty pistol...
You know, with a good hex editor, the pistol in Doom II was 1000 round per second swath of death and gibbing... not to mention it sounded like an old crotchety woman farting when you fired it!
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This article should be modded "Overrated" (Score:5, Insightful)
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Think again, CEOs don't make money in salary. They make money if their company's stock goes up.
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Of course, owning stock doesn't guarantee they'll keep the company healthy either, but at least it's not as absurd as multimillion dollar compensation, or those enormous severance packages after they run the company into the ground.
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But if a CEO identifies risky action that will win bog or fail big, there is no reason not to take it. If it wins big, he wins big. If it bankrupts the company, his golden parachute will kick in and he gets millions for destroying the company and gets hire
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When you have a billion dollars, it takes much effort NOT to get richer.
1 Billion in the bank at 5%/year means an interest income of 50 MILLION/year.
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Frugality (Score:4, Interesting)
"If you look at this building, you can open the windows and get fresh air and natural light. Those things actually matter to people. Having a mahogany credenza does not." He laughs powerfully. "There are no mahogany credenzas here. There's no art on the walls.
Ok, now I agree that what is hanging on most office walls is an expensive waste of space, but by saying it in this way, it makes the guy sound like he's saying art doesn't matter to people. That's a ballsy statement that I would highly contest (just look at the uproar here on
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I don't really care about whether video games are art or not - I see valid arguments on both sides. I want them to be RECOGNIZED as art because then they would get
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Given that the context of that quote was productivity, I don't see what's so appauling about what he said.
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Is that called "uproar" nowadays? A little bunch of tepid posts?
Just a question.
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In my opinion, if you'r
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What most companies hang on the walls is the Windows default wallpaper ("Bliss"). What people consider "art" suitable for hanging on the walls is Digital Blasphemy. If you can't afford reproductions of Digital Blasphemy desktops, don't waste money on copying Bilss.
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Re:So? -- It is for private security. (Score:2)
I don't think that is correct. The linked Schedule 14A [sec.gov] states:
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Yeah, just like when companies give congressmen lavish trips to Hawaii for "conferences." How can you consider it a bribe when they're doing a few minutes of business on their 3 week trip? And those meals at 5-star restaurants--well, they have to EAT to do business, right? And that $100 million yacht--well, they have travel expenses, right?
-Eric
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Want to bitch about Congress? Go for it. Only problem is - you're most likely one of the people voting them in there - or did you actually vote third party?
As for the $1M in security - how exactly is that compensation? If your company took out key man insurance on you to protect itself - would you consider that compensation?
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By the way, I sure am glad my real wages have gone up so much since in the last 25 years. Almost by .1%!
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Note that this is listed as compensation received by Bezos. If this were security while he were conducting company business, it would not be considered compensation, and would not need to be linked to him. This explains the "in addition to security arrangements provided at business facilities and for business travel". The money is most likely paid to him to compensate him for his personal security expenses, such as the security at his residence.
However, this doesn't mean that the payment is somehow inappr
Income tax (Score:5, Informative)
- Company owner is also company CEO
- Company CEO is payed minimum/symbolic wages
- Company pays for just about any expense of the owner/CEO and his family
Thus "safe"-house, bulletproof limo, bodyguard-driver, security-certified cleaning company, bulletproof yacht
I reckon that for a listed company, the positive advertising (and share price boosting) effects of divulging a CEO's low salary would make such a scam even sweeter
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Think, for a moment, past whatever distaste you have for the fact that some people launch successful businesses and get themselves (and the people who risked money to help) a good (or great) return on that investment.
What do you think it would cost Amazon if something unexpected were to happen to Bezos? A million dollars? Way, way more than that. What do you think it would cost everyone who have a bit of their pension fund invested in Amazon's stock? What do you think it would cost the thousands of vendors, partners, employees, re-sellers, affiliates, freight companies, publishers, and everyone else if Amazon had a big stumble - even if just temporarily - because Bezos got wacked by some addled-brained author who's mad because his crappy book couldn't get out of position 150,000 on the A-list?
Companies with interests that far reaching and of that much significant financial impact on/for so many people are simply buying insurance when they spend such a relatively small amount on protective services for their key figures. A million is a lot of money. But that's nothing compared to what it would cost Amazon if Bezos got killed in a carjacking or got kidnapped in Belize while on vacation. I own some stock in Amazon, and I sure as hell would hope that the company's looking out for the interests of their highest-profile, most important human asset. Sure the company would function without him... but way, way more than a million bucks would go down the toilet if he met a sudden violent end.
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What was his estimated probability of death over the next 10 years, what is it now? Divide the cost of 1.1 mil by the difference between these two numbers, and that is what you have to compare to the loss to the company. The death rate was not reduced from 100% to 0%.
It would also be a shame if Bezos died of hunger, and yet Amazon is not supposed to pay for his food. Or maybe he could become unstable because of lack of entertainment, so amazon should pay for trips around the wor
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No, but for as long as he's doing what he's doing for Amazon, much of what makes him (and other big-ticket, very public figures) valuable and a magnet for criminals (of both the nefarious and crackpot variety) is because of what he does for Amazon. To the degree that what you spend your days doing for a multi-billion dollar company employing thousands of people makes you more vulnerable to everything from pie-throwing faux-anarachist buffoons to Pacific-Rim kidnapping gangs o
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Then what would be lost if he would be lost? Publicity?
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Business continuity. Investor confidence. Morale. All for only a while, but the result in lost productivity at the company, and in the value of the stock would, despite certain recovery down the road, absolutely eclipse the expense of going to the comparitively routine expense of keeping a large company's leaders traveling and being in public as safe as possible. It's not complicated, it's simple math, and they're doing a certain amount of risk analy
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It's the half-assed attempt to look like someone that sacrifices himself for the good of company (and to by projecting such image getting his stock to go up in value) that gets on my nerves.
In other words, my problem is with dishonest people trying to scam everybody else.
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Given their recent stock performance, it would probably be good for the company.
his dodge-ball skills should suffice (Score:4, Interesting)
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On the bright side.... (Score:3, Insightful)
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The bright side is that:
Well, I would if I were an Amazon.com shareholder or customer. Since I'm not, I could care less what he gets paid.
In fact, why am I even reading this?!?
- RG>
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Bill Gates Mother (Score:5, Insightful)
You'd have to think that with money like the extremely wealthy and extremely popular have, they have very legit security concerns. That's why I didn't like the pie episode [parascope.com]. Hate the guy all you want (and in my professional life, I really do despise Bill and MSFT), but whatever you might think of a person, there's no reason to make hi, fear for his life. And for me, when I saw the pie movie, there's a second on Bills face when it looks like he's has the epiphany "Fuck, I'm a potential target for [terrorists | anarchists | crazed anti-indutrialists | ELFers | PETA | someone who thinks I'm a symbol], and this person is about to hit me with something." I saw a real fear of anticipated violence.
And for me that's over the line.
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from the (first linked) article (Score:1)
Do you really need "annual compensation" for what I would call "managing your personal finances"?
Securing the Executive Branch (Score:3, Informative)
The CEO is what made Amazon what it is (Score:3, Insightful)
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(a) financially it makes sense. a good ceo can earn a company billions. as an asset, a good ceo is worth millions a year.
(b) being a ceo is like winning the lottery, except there is skill involved. for chrissake, even a hippie can count the number of Fortune 500 CEOs in the entire country. (hint: it's
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