Coca-Cola's Coffee Soda 563
Boost writes "According to a new press release Coca-Cola is about to launch a new beverage called Coca-Cola Blak that adds real coffee to the blend. Carbonated coffee?" I imagine this will be quite different than the cans of hot coffee that makes walking around in Tokyo so delicious. But hey, cans of coffee! I'm in for one at least.
Jolt Cola? (Score:3, Insightful)
But what about the flavour? (Score:2, Informative)
Anyone who wants to see how the caffeine gets from coffee into cola should read the National Geographic article.
Re:But what about the flavour? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Above link is SATIRE (Score:4, Interesting)
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Re:But what about the flavour? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:But what about the flavour? (Score:3, Informative)
It does if you're a programmer. It means the number is octal (base 8), just like a "0x" prefix means hexadecimal (base 16). Not that it matters for 2, which is the same in decimal, octal, or hex...
Mix fav beverages? (Score:5, Interesting)
Seriously though, I don't know that I want to mix two of my favorite beverages. I like my Coca-Cola (diet original).....and I looooove my coffee, Kona [alohaislandcoffee.com] in particular. Sure, I'll give it a go, but I am not so sure I want to mix the two.....
Re:Mix fav beverages? (Score:5, Funny)
I agree. While I whole-heartedly endorse any attempt to further increase the options for the consumption of copious amounts of caffeine, this creation strikes me as appetizing as Budweiser's BE. For those unacquainted with the latter it tastes much like you'd expect a drink squeezed out of the bar rag would taste.
Re:Mix fav beverages? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mix fav beverages? (Score:5, Informative)
Generally, the diet versions use the "Coke" name, while the regular versions use "Coca-Cola". Of course, Coca-Cola Zero uses the full name because it's a diet that tastes like regular! In fact, The Coca-Cola company doesn't consider it part of the "Diet Coke" line, but rather part of the "Coca-Cola" line of products.
Re:Mix fav beverages? (Score:5, Funny)
Although, it's nice to know that Coca-Cola marketing folks spend time on Slashdot.
Re:Mix fav beverages? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mix fav beverages? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Mix fav beverages? (Score:5, Informative)
Ä, not A (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Ä, not A (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Ä, not A (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Ä, not A (Score:5, Informative)
I doubt they'll keep that name for the umlaut-saturated Scandinavian market though, since bläck/blæk/blekk means 'ink' in Swedish/Danish/Norwegian, and 'Blä!" is the Swedish equivalent of 'Yuck!'.
Re:Ä, not A (Score:5, Interesting)
Well, that makes sense ... (Score:2)
Brought to you, apparently, by the geniuses who marketed New Coke.
Re:Well, that makes sense ... (Score:2)
The only other time I've seen that... (Score:4, Interesting)
Soulless marketing (Score:3, Insightful)
> adult consumers, is yet another example how The Coca-Cola Company reaches out to
> new audiences and addresses new beverage occasions.
Spew, vomit, hurl, etc.
It's true what they say, about marketing people having sold their souls.
Re:Soulless marketing... via /. (Score:5, Insightful)
At least they (I mean really, "boost"... just a coincidence eh?) were able to get an "article" posted to slashdot containing a solitary link to the corporate press release along with a one lin blurb about the "new" product. I hope taco got at least a new car out of the deal.
Re:Soulless marketing... via /. (Score:2)
Re:Soulless marketing... via /. (Score:4, Funny)
He doesn't get the car until after the dupe.
Re:Soulless marketing (Score:2)
Re:Soulless marketing (Score:2)
Reading the blurb, I felt psychically sick.
I would expect everyone to feel this way and so understand that my comment was serious and about that issue.
Well - everyone except the person who somewhere in the Coca-Cola organisation *read and approved* this blurb as being part of what the company wishes to project.
*That* I find amazing.
Product launch mad lib (Score:5, Funny)
Step two - fill in the blanks:
"_______ is not just a _______ extension. It is a blend of unique _______ _______ with the true essence of _______ and has a rich _______ and has a _______ _______ _______-like _______ when _______. We believe we have created a new category of _______ -- a _______ product in a _______ -- and a whole new _______ experience. This brand is ideal for any part of the _______ when people are looking for renewed energy or simply to _______", said _______, vice president, _______, _______.
How 'bout some real sugar (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:5, Informative)
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:3, Funny)
We don't have one of those. God just kvetches at you for all eternity.
"Borrow the chariot? Do you remember that time a billion and half years ago, Tuesday, 4:47 P.M., when you. .
I hate it when he gives me two ties and the first time I wear one them he looks at me, sighs, and says, in his basic tone of voice:
"The other one you didn't like?"
Oy! Such a noodge.
KFG
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:2)
AFAIK, Coke made outside the country is made with sugar, so they probably import the kosher stuff.
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:5, Informative)
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:5, Informative)
If we got rid of these rediculous tariffs and subsidies sugar would be cheap enough to use in soft drinks in the US.
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:5, Interesting)
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Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:3, Informative)
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:5, Interesting)
Just going to E-10 would shift billions of dollars into local agroculture and away from mid-east oil dependancy, and it's been proven that e-10 has reduced emmisions over straight up gasoline. would be nice if we had a president who would have championed alternative fuels instead of passing billions in oil industry subsidies*...
*= if one counts the iraq war is an oil indiustry subsidy, because it basically is.
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:3, Interesting)
It's ridiculous. Deserving or inspiring ridicule. Not "redicule", as there is no such thing. And, no, it can't be "diculous" again.
Oh, and, ObOnTopic: everyone keeps touting cane sugar -- how about beet sugar?
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:2)
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:3, Interesting)
In general anytime somebody wants to market a new food additive, the burden of proof is on them to show that it is safe. The fact that it is natrual means nothing - so are nicotine, taxol, a
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:2)
around here (California), people think that... (Score:2)
Ingredients: sugar and/or HFCS.
I was disappointed to see this (at my local taqueria).
I guess there's still a chance they're using sugar, but given how much cheaper HFCS is (even without tariffs), I doubt it.
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:2)
Glass? I don't miss it - heavy and fragile.
FWIW, you can go to one of these natural or whole foods stores and get soda with sugar in it. Personally I try to avoid such beverages - sugar or no - because they make you fat :) Flavored seltzer is my current soda replacement, and it seems to be more popular now because I can find it in many flavors for about half a buck a liter (or l
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:5, Informative)
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:3, Informative)
Not according to the label of the bottle I have here:
""Sugar/Clucose-Frucose" Means it could be either. I bet it isn't sugar.
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:4, Informative)
What we generally call "sugar" is named sucrose or dextrose. Sucrose is a disaccharide which means that it's made of two smaller monosaccharides, namely Glucose and Fructose.
One way to reduce the cost of your softdrink or other prepared food is to use something referred to as "Invert Sugar". Here's how you do it:
Take some real sugar, sucrose, and break the bond between the glucose and the fructose, then let them recombine. When you do this, the glucose and fructose actually bond in a different way which makes the substance 1.3 times as sweet as sucrose. It's identical to regular sugar except for that one key bond, and you've instantly cut down the amount you need to add to your product.
So when you read a list of ingredients and it says "Glucose/Fructose", you're likely eating invert sugar.
Incidentally, a natural source of invert sugar is honey.
Re:How 'bout some real sugar (Score:4, Informative)
Traditionally, the markings are:
K or a circled U - Kosher.
A D by the U/K - Kosher, contains dairy.
Pareve, parve or p or P - Parve, contains no dairy.
Generally speaking, kosher meat isn't packaged, so I'm not aware of any generally accepted marking for a kosher meat. Thinking about it, though, there are kosher hot dogs; they must have some marking on them, but I can't for the life of me think of it.
(A cousin is a shoichet - a kosher slaughterer/butcher.)
Hear Hear! (Score:5, Insightful)
One thing is that HFCS seems to do is inhibit the 'full' feeling you get after eating, so you can eat more if your food has HFCS. Great news for food companies, not good news for American health.
It is annoying because food with real sugar just tastes much better, and is healthier. In most other countries products like Coca-Cola has cane sugar, but here in the USA all products substitute HFCS. I once emailed Coca-Cola about this a few years ago, they said it's up to local bottlers to decide which sweetener to use. And of course they cut corners and go for the cheap stuff.
Some companies use this to their advantage because ignorant people see CORN instead of SUGAR and think the product is healthier. Ie, Kelloggs Corn Pops used to be called Sugar Pops. By making the change, parents thought Corn sounded much healthier than sugar, so they have no problem giving this cereal to their kids, when it has the same amount of calories, yet uses HFCS instead of cane or beet sugar.
Unfortunately midwestern corn farmers have alot of political power, and politicians, aiming for approval in the early Iowa primaries, are likely to bow down to these farmers in order to get the party nomination. The corn lobby has huge power, both political and economical, and they choose to market HFCS instead of doing something productive such as growing biofuels with the corn instead.
Another thing is that it's more expensive to import and use cane sugar than to process corn into HFCS. I am not certain of this, but I would theorize that one big factor is due to the embargo we put on Cuba after Castro came to power in 1959. Cuba was a huge source of cane sugar (their chief export), so the embargo basically crippled their economy overnight and impeded a huge source of sugar cane into the USA. So corn farmers, along with massive chemical processing to produce the HFCS, filled the void.
Anyway, that is my rant, I hate HFCS, and it's good to see more people becoming aware of it. I really do think that just by substituting cane sugar for HFCS there will be a notable change in America's obesity problem. It probably won't cure the problem, but I think there would be definite effects.
Re:Hear Hear! (Score:3, Informative)
I find the cereals there pretty good, at least from what I remember from supermarket cereals. They also have good juices, what we primarily get is the lemonades and limeades. Actually, most of what I drink at home now is watered-down lemonade or limeade, usually 2/3 water and 1/3 the *ade. So that helps too i
so.. (Score:5, Funny)
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Picture of the actual product (Score:5, Informative)
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Been done before (Score:5, Interesting)
Then again, this sort of thing is pretty popular in Japan - so maybe its just taste...
Anyone try Pepsi Kona? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Anyone try Pepsi Kona? (Score:3, Interesting)
(OTOH, I love Diet Pepsi -- but only the Vanilla, Lime, and Cherry flavors. Go figure.)
But I'd give a coffee flavored cola a try. IIRC Coke already uses tea as a "base" flavor, so it's not that much of a mental readjustment.
Re:Anyone try Pepsi Kona? (Score:2)
Re:Anyone try Pepsi Kona? (Score:2)
Yeah, it didn't go over well at all. Basically, it was good for caffeine and not much else.
Re:Anyone try Pepsi Kona? (Score:2)
Re:I remember it too... (Score:3, Informative)
Vomitus Maximus (Score:3, Interesting)
Pepsi Kona (Score:5, Informative)
The tase took a little getting used to, but the caffine kick was amazing. I was working 3rd shift at the time so the energy boost was welcomed. 2 Cans before I went to work and I was wired all night.
I found the caffine buzz to be as good as the same ammount of Jolt but without the sugar shakes to go along with it.
Coke might be able to pull this off, have to wait and see. It's all going to boil down to taste.
Super-Coffee (Score:2, Funny)
Well (Score:2)
I'm going to give it a try, at least. I do have to wonder how they will blend the two tastes, though. I mean.... coke is sweet, and coffee is bitter... oh well, if they're confident enough to manufacture the stuff, I'm confident enough to try it.
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High Fructose Corn Syrup (Score:3, Insightful)
I really wish big American soda manufacturers would use sugar again. Sugar-based sodas taste so much better.
Re:High Fructose Corn Syrup (Score:2)
Like another poster a while back mentioned about another subject [slashdot.org], they aren't going to give up those kind
Re:High Fructose Corn Syrup (Score:2)
Also, most people do in fact prefer the syrup-sweetened taste to that of granulated sugar. Its been studied a lot.
Re:High Fructose Corn Syrup (Score:2)
No, not really.
OTOH, at least you're not bitching about the supposed health benefits of granulated sugar against HFCS...
While on the same hand--when was the last time you sent coke a letter asking them to make real-sugar based soda year round? "Kosher Coke" apparantly has real sugar, and so you should buy as much of it as you can use before it goes bad every time you can. Eventually, Coca-cola will
I for one.. (Score:2, Funny)
Why not carbonated coffee? (Score:2)
Hehehe, those silly cola companies.... (Score:2)
oh cool (Score:3, Interesting)
Coffee soda (Score:2, Interesting)
Personally, I prefer my coffee soda straight. Manhattan Special [manhattanspecial.com] baby.
Let me guess (Score:2)
Re:Let me guess (Score:2)
Sounds like Coffee NT (Score:3, Insightful)
Because of the taste of the stuff, we christened it "Coffee NT", which stood for "Not Tasty".
Perhaps we were missing the secret ingredient, though. Corn syrup. Lots of corn syrup.
Old news (Score:2)
Beat the rush (Score:5, Funny)
Awesome ... a soft drink with crema. OMFG.
Do I have to wait until I actually try this soft drink to throw up? Or can I beat the rush and just put a finger down my throat now?
Tia Maria (Score:3, Interesting)
(note that I only drink coke at home, not at work. My daytime caffienated beverage of choice is Irn Bru - something that you can probably only get here in the UK)
Good + Good = Vomit (Score:5, Funny)
Should be efficient (Score:5, Interesting)
Coded Message Perhaps? (Score:2, Insightful)
Been here, done that (Score:3, Insightful)
In college, I ended up doing a little drink mixing (non-alcoholic drinks only to my current chagrin). Let me save you some trouble.
Coffee + soda (Coke or Mountain Dew). Terrible idea. Kill it now.
Juice + soda (Coke or Mountain Dew). With small amounts of juice, can be very good. I actually repeated grape Kool-Aid + Mountain Dew several times (different from Pitch Black, but that gets you started). Stay away from limes and lemons. Maraschino cherry juice in Mountain Dew predicted Code Red accurately.
Chocolate syrup + black coffee. There's a reason they usually put loads of cream in coffe when adding chocolate.
Chocolate syrup + soda. Terrible idea. The syrup doesn't mix well, and when it does, the flavors in your mouth are horrid.
In short, there's a reason sodas have been made with fruit juices (imitation and real) for 100 years, and not coffee or other substances.
Also, Oreos (at least the generic equivalent where you get 4x the cookies for half the price) go very well with Mountain Dew, possibly better than the historical milk.
Coca-Cola kills its workers (Score:5, Insightful)
I doubt that most of the white, western professionals who read Slashdot will care much about this, some probably will like Coke more than ever considering the kind of talk so many listen to on talk radio and Fox News, but a few will, and I am posting this to inform those few. Working class people tend to be more sympathetic to these things.
Re:Coca-Cola kills its workers (Score:3, Interesting)
Thats like the ban on products of child labour. LET THEM BE PROSTITUTES INSTEAD!
Re:Coca-Cola kills its workers (Score:3, Insightful)
Maybe "working class" people are more sympathetic because they are more ignorant and willing to believe this B.S. without any proof? Working class people also go to church more than white collar folks. Also an area where proof is not needed.
Please, show me some documented PROOF of these events happening, that they were carried out by Coca-Cola employees for company reasons, etc. Anyt
Re:Coca-Cola kills its workers (Score:3, Interesting)
It seems rather insipid to single out Coca-Cola based on its brand recognition. The mining and textile industries have also had workers die at the hands of paramilitary groups. This should come as no surprise: Colombia is one of the most violent countries in the world. You may legitimately argue that American companies should not operate there due to the insidious "official" government and the activities of rebel organizations li
Re:Coca-Cola kills its workers (Score:3, Informative)
See: www.cokefacts.org [cokefacts.org] and, in particular, this page about Coke in Colombia [cokefacts.org].
Believe it or not, not that much caffeine in Coke. (Score:3, Interesting)
In terms of caffeine content, a cup of coffee is equivalent to 3 or 4 cokes.
Two cups of coffee really isn't all that much, so... this drink should be just fine in the caffeine department.
Walking and drinking in Japan (Score:3, Informative)
When did you go to Tokyo?
"It used to be that you wouldn't dream of drinking while walking down the street [in Japan]. " - http://www.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5 ?fl20040320cz.htm [japantimes.co.jp]
m l [mediatinker.com]
"Walking and eating [in Japan] is taboo, though you will see local people doing it from time to time, especially in tourist destinations. Still, expect to be glared at or clucked at if you eat (or drink) while perambulating. Ice cream might be an exception, but everything else, including canned drinks should be consumed while standing next to the place where you bought them or sitting on a nearby park bench." - http://www.mediatinker.com/hellotokyo/survival.ht
Re:Different THAN? (Score:2)
Re:Kahlua and fizzy water (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Kahlua and fizzy water (Score:3, Funny)
Leave my mail-order bride out of this.