12 Christmas Gifts Not To Buy Online 176
nsingapu writes "While online shopping is booming this Christmas, niche products like "two turtle doves" purchased on the Internet are becoming increasingly more expensive then their non e-tailed counterparts. PNC bank has updated their annual tongue-in-cheek economic analysis, based on the cost of goods and services purchased by the True Love in the holiday classic, "The Twelve Days of Christmas." The analysis compares the cost of traditional goods against their cost thoughout the past 20 years and against the price when purchased online. PNC concludes that most items are more expensive to buy over the Internet, primarily due to the cost of shipping, and that the abundance of cheaper labor in countries such as India and China has resulted in pressure on U.S. manufacturers to outsource."
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OTOH from the european side we have effectively double the spending power to buy US goods at the moment...
What pisses me off though is when companies assume £1=$1 and sell exclusively do closed markets (yes I'm talking to you apple... $600 for a 20gig ipod wouldn't sell in the US.. why does it in the UK?)
Tony
Re:Google Cache (Score:5, Informative)
Simple: because people are prepared to pay that price. Products generally retail at the price that will bring the most profit, increased prices will reduce the volume, but increase the gross profit. There is a optimum point somewhere and it would appear that for many electronics devices, it is higher in the UK.
There is also the factor that the UK price includes VAT (17%), while the US price does not include tax.
Note to self (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Note to self (Score:3, Funny)
all swans in England are property of the Monarch
The Internet's Just Mirroring the Real World... (Score:3, Insightful)
Saying that online shopping is more expensive than the high street doesn't make sense - one thing's for sure there's a lot more choice online..
Buying gifts?? (Score:3, Funny)
Merry Mercantilism. (Score:5, Interesting)
I'd be a lot more inclined to laugh if this weren't so serious. The financial security of our country is at serious risk given the astonishing rate of decline in the dollar since the election. With the Chinese selling off dollars like hotcakes, costs of toys made in the Orient, such as DVD players, PDAs, and iPods, will be just a little higher this year and the trend will only continue.
I hope everyone can eek out a Merry Christmas this year. It may be your last in while. With the mercantilist economic policies of the Bush Administration only likely to continue and with confidence in US financial institutions at an all time low and dropping, everyone should just make sure this is a Christmas to remember. Next year, you may not be able to give your kids anything more than a hug and an yellow onion.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Offshoring & Boycotting Chinese Products (Score:1, Interesting)
As for offshoring, it damages worker's rights and environment in the USA. Chinese companies do not pay the cost of worker's rights and privileges (e.g. disability insurance) and the cost of protecting the environment. Hence, Chinese companies can undercut American companies.
If you see a product that is "Made
Offshoring may our way out of Economic Ruin. (Score:2, Interesting)
Still, this will all come at significant costs in terms of standard of living. A lot of our thinkgeek wishlists will fill up, but not empty. No Playstation 3 for little Billy. Indeed, we on a o
Re:Offshoring may our way out of Economic Ruin. (Score:3, Insightful)
No, the falling dollar is a cheap trick to finance the national debt, at the risk of losing the dollar as the world currency. It's a risky bet, as a l
Re:Offshoring & Boycotting Chinese Products (Score:5, Insightful)
You are aware that China and India are two different countries, right? We're not talking about confusing Nauru or Tuvalu with Vanuatu -- you seem unable to distinguish between the two biggest countries in the world.
Regarding the grandparent's point: I'm concerned about the dollar policy as well but it's worth keeping in mind that "China and India are stealing our jobs!!!!" and "The falling dollar is making imports too expensive! Our lifestyles will be destroyed!!!" are mutually incompatible manifestations of hysteria. You can't have imports and not have imports.
India and China are one? ROFLMAO... (Score:5, Interesting)
Sorry, but it's this sort of ignorance of the highest magnitude - not realising that China, the world's largest communist country, and India, the world's largest democracy, are two seperate countries - that has people who aren't American rolling their eyes and dismissing Americans as stupid. I mean, have you ever heard of anyone anywhere who assumes that the US and Cuba are the same country? Because that's the closest analogy I can come up with to thinking that China and India are one and the same.
To the original poster who made this dumb assumption I have this advice: it's better to say nothing and have people think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Oh, and read a book too every now and then. Believe me, right now people like you are giving your country a very bad name the world over.
Re:India and China are one? ROFLMAO... (Score:2)
Maybe you should have said "Sorry, but it's this sort of ignorance of the highest magnitude - no RTFA, maing myself look stupid on slashdot"
You are the only one making dumb assumption
Re:India and China are one? ROFLMAO... (Score:5, Insightful)
That's like me making a list of reasons why you shouldn't buy, say, Cuban goods and then concluding that those are good reasons not to buy from Cuba or from the US.
Now, if he had mentioned any reasons why trading with India was bad, such as the loss of tech jobs there (as if that's not the fault of greedy US employers rather than the fault of skilled Indian technicians), then perhaps you might have a point. But he didn't give a single such reason and just tarred India with the broad brush that he'd used to tar China with. And, as I've pointed out, India isn't China and it isn't guilty of brutalising Tibet or any of the other things that the AC did deign to mention, so mentioning India in the same breath as China was entirely inappropriate.
Boy, I bet that the irony of you mentioning Indian worker and environment protections in the same week as the 20th anniversary of Union Carbide's Bhophal disaster, which it still hasn't cleaned up or properly compensated the victims of, just passes over your head.
Re:India and China are one? ROFLMAO... (Score:2)
You are the only one that brought up Tibet because it has absolutely nothing to do with the conversation at hand. I agree with your position, but to bring it up is to try emotionalizing the issue with facts that don't apply in the slightest. You seem to be grasping at straws to make him look like an ignorant American, but he is not (ignorant, I mean, he may be American) AFAICT. Most
Re:India and China are one? ROFLMAO... (Score:2)
Re:India and China are one? ROFLMAO... (Score:2)
How about I talk about World War II and the horrors of the gas chambers in one breath and then talk about how Germany and th
Re:India and China are one? ROFLMAO... (Score:2)
And what are you implying with this? That it is OK to buy overpriced shoes because they would be even more expensive if employers were ethical?
The fact is this: you ignore the jump in logic that could i
Re:India and China are one? ROFLMAO... (Score:2)
Re:India and China are one? ROFLMAO... (Score:2)
Re:India and China are one? ROFLMAO... (Score:2)
Such as? Just what exactly are these things that you're referring to? Care to elaborate, oh wise one? Oh, and by the way, it looks like you forgot to use the "Post Anonymously" option this time.
Re:India and China are one? ROFLMAO... (Score:2)
That is one good example of you getting the better of yourself right there. I responded to two messages of yours, neither one was anonymous. You are evidently mistaking me for someone else, making assumptions so you can jump on me for something I did not do. I guess it's the Troll High Ground.
> > > this sort of ignorance of the highest magnitude - not realising that China, the world's largest commu
Re:India and China are one? ROFLMAO... (Score:2)
imports too expensive! (Score:1)
Expect things to start costing a lot more in the future.
The UK's done really well on this one, we don't product any food, most of our manufacturings offsured etc.. This has helped keep inflation down (cheap imports) with the added benifit of reducing local CO2 and CH4 emmissions.
Other great
Re:Offshoring & Boycotting Chinese Products (Score:2)
Re:Offshoring & Boycotting Chinese Products (Score:2)
The thing that pisses me off the most is that the only reason I call tech support is because I need to talk to someone who knows more about the product than I do. For the past few years, I feel like I could save time by asking my computer illeterate local gas station attendent for help and get the same service.
Re:Offshoring & Boycotting Chinese Products (Score:1, Offtopic)
"Soviet Russia made YOU"?
Re:Offshoring & Boycotting Chinese Products (Score:2)
Good luck building your next desktop computer.
Re:Offshoring & Boycotting Chinese Products (Score:1)
I've plenty of products (iPod, assorted computer nick-nacks) from China and they seem fine to me.
Re:Offshoring & Boycotting Chinese Products (Score:5, Insightful)
Mainly it's our business because it's also our environment -- we do all live on the same planet, you know. Of course, this argument works both ways, and so it's a difficult argument for the US to make these days, given the Bush Administration's "fuck you" posture on Kyoto, global warming, mercury emissions, etc.
Re:Offshoring & Boycotting Chinese Products (Score:2)
China would be exempt from emissions controls under the Kyoto protocol. China will soon be the world's largest polluter.
The U.S. continually reduces emission rates.
Kyoto wasn't about emissions since it didn't apply to China and let India and Eastern Europe slide as well. It was about attempting to immediately stop American production.
Is there any evidence about a supposed "fuck you" attitude towards mercury from the Bush administration? Uh....no. The Bush
Re:Offshoring & Boycotting Chinese Products (Score:2)
The U.S. Department of Energy says otherwise [doe.gov].
Kyoto wasn't about emissions since it didn't apply to China and let India and Eastern Europe slide as well. It was about attempting to immediately stop American production.
Okay, for the sake of argument let's say that is the case. What, then, is the Bush Administration's alternative plan to stop global warming and reduce CO2 emissions? Since they didn't like Kyoto, surely they've come up with a better alterna
Re:Offshoring & Boycotting Chinese Products (Score:2)
With regards to the following statement, "No, of course not -- their plan is to continue to ignore the problem for as long as possible, because that's how they can maximize the short-term profits of their corporate supporters." let me channel Barak Obama who said that the biggest problem in politics today is the assumptions we make about the motives of the "other side". Or
Re:Offshoring & Boycotting Chinese Products (Score:2)
Coca-Cola brutalised Tibetans! I HAD NO IDEA!!!
Re:Merry Mercantilism. (Score:1)
I meant to do that! (Score:2, Interesting)
W isn't up to anything and Greenspan is actually worried about this state of affairs. Perhaps he should also seek professional help. W is a political idiot and an economic one too. He's running the country into the ground the same way he did his oil companies. The falling dollar is a symptom of his fiscal incompetence and it will have serious implications for the American worker in the next few years.
Of course, corpo
Re:I meant to do that! (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:I meant to do that! (Score:2)
You're joking right? It was all the GOP could do to keep from flinching while that stammering moron kept up his dumb-and-dumber orange tux dance. The reason Bush won wasn't Bush - it was the massive collection of special interests propping him up long enough to slip him through and continue their profiteering for the next 4 years.
Money won the election, not Bush' savvy politicing.
Re:I meant to do that! (Score:2)
If the Dems had run a decent candidate, things might have been different.
Re:Merry Mercantilism. (Score:3, Insightful)
Wow, that would be great. All the crap Americans buy from China would be expensive. Over time, this would make manufac
Re:Merry Mercantilism. (Score:3, Interesting)
China's Yuan is directly linked to the US Dollar
Actually, most Chinese commentators (and some american and european) seem to think that China will revaluate (now that's not a common word) the Yuan sometime in 2005. The direct link to US Dollar is rather much of a liability these days...
Re:Merry Mercantilism. (Score:2)
Law of supply and demand at work again. To sell into the U.S. market, "foreign" goods must have an attractive combination of price, availability and ease of use. The U.S. can't have workers who are paid sizable wages to produce low-cost items.
Interesting how many automobile factories of "foreign" companies are actually in the U.S., isn't it? Same with lots of other things.
Re:Merry Mercantilism. (Score:2)
Most... boring... graph... EVER!!!
Re:Merry Mercantilism. (Score:2)
Declining dollar != inflation. They are two totally different things. For a fast growing economy (like China's), a cheap
Re:Merry Mercantilism. (Score:2)
Actually, that would be a desirable effect. In order for Americans to buy all those toys, they have to earn money themselves. For that to happen we need to sell goods and services to the Chinese. And also consume more American g&s ourselves, which higher prices for imports encourages.
Except that this is not
Re:Merry Mercantilism. (Score:3, Insightful)
I don't get this.
The US inflation index is based on what prices are in the US. Wal-Mart is in the US. Why do you need to excude them from inflation?
Its like finding out how much beef Americans eat, minus the beef they ate that originated from Texas.
I don't see what the point is exculding the largest retailer from calcuating retail prices.
"Core" Index? (Score:1)
Re:"Core" Index? (Score:1)
Anyone else have any ideas?
Re:"Core" Index? (Score:4, Informative)
Internet more expensive? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Internet more expensive? (Score:2)
You've got it backwards. (Score:3, Funny)
Time and transportation are free? (Score:5, Interesting)
AAA's estimates aren't marginal... (Score:3, Informative)
But in fairness, AAA's cost estimation used annual depreciation and insurance rates -- two things that aren't really "marginal" in cost.
If you own a car, whether or not you take that one trip to the local strip mall, your depreciation and insurance costs won't change. Therefore, the marginal cost isn't 56 cents a mile, it's far lower. Petrol, actual wear and tear, oil and air filters,
Re:Some background on water and U.S. law (Score:1)
Mileage is marginal (Score:2)
Re:AAA's estimates aren't marginal... (Score:2)
But if you take the potential for accidents (which are much higher around the holidays) into account, then the potentially INCREASED price of your insurance should be counted.
Then again, it's like saying every time you cross the road, you shorten your life-span... There are some people that will get in an accident every month, and there are some people who will NEVER get in an accident, and it's very mu
Re:Time and transportation are free? (Score:1, Insightful)
Actually, for the above reasons, ordering through the internet is worse for the environment and your health.
This is all actually true if you're buying smaller items, tongue-in-cheek if
Tell that to the wife (Score:2)
That means... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:That means... (Score:2)
Whether they'd be a-milking is a different story altogether.
Re:That means... (Score:2)
Cats, Fokker.
Amazon.com (Score:5, Funny)
Customers who bought this item also bought these items:
Golden Rings (5-pack)
Turtle Doves (2-pack)
Pear Tree with Partridge
Geeky Christmas (Score:4, Funny)
On the twelfth day of Geekmas my True Geek gave to me
12 O'Reilly handbooks.
11 cups of caffeine. 10 Help Desk persons screaming.
9 Linux distributions.
8 viral virii.
7 routers routing.
6 Geeks a coding.
5 Handsprings!
4 SDRAM chips.
3 PS2s.
2 Xboxes.
and
a real working Bluetooth device.
Re:Geeky Christmas (Score:2)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plural_of_virus [wikipedia.org]
Things not to buy for your loved one: (Score:2, Funny)
Is it still... (Score:5, Funny)
Here's one hint (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Here's one hint (Score:1, Interesting)
Re:Here's one hint (Score:2)
Technically, pidgeons are rock doves, I believe, so you should be in the clear.
Re:Here's one hint (Score:2)
Just like every where else, you have to shop smart (Score:3, Insightful)
I do agree though, even ordering stuff off of Ebay, some people really try and stick it to you on shipping.
Usurper_ii
Re:Just like every where else, you have to shop sm (Score:2)
You're right about low prices online, tho - I haven't purchased anything major in a B&M store for years. Free shipping and no sales tax (provincial) is your friend!
Re:Just like every where else, you have to shop sm (Score:2)
I've purchased only 1 thing online, via eBay. They tacked on a mandatory $1 insurance charge, but then the package arrived, there was no insurance mark at all. I checked with the post office -- that package was not insured. This was because that $1 "insurance" charge was actually part of their profit margin.
Using the nickel-and-dime extra charges as support for profits is as o
Re:Just like every where else, you have to shop sm (Score:2)
To make things worse, the product was defective and I had to send it back. Fortunately the company I bought it from had a really good warranty policy and I had shipping free both ways on my repair. Unfortunately when it crossed the border on the way back, I go
Where were they bought (Score:2)
Prices flucuate from town to town and state to state.
If services were more expensive, perahps you could just buy your true love a trip to another country and give her some of the gifts there. In China, they'd probably cook the turtle doves for you and you wouldn't have to take them home.
Eight maids-a-milking (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Eight maids-a-milking (Score:1)
Internet is Cheaper (Score:2, Funny)
Notice how once you start buying in bulk in 11 and 12 the internet is cheaper. I have always wanted my own marching band and better get them now price seems to be increasing.
Internet and Store Best Combo (Score:3, Interesting)
Specifically, the cost of 12 Drummers Drumming and 11 Pipers Piping is significantly cheaper on the internet, and you can obtain five gold rings for $15 less on the internet than traditionally.
Although, I wonder exactly what comes with "11 Pipers Piping"...
Re:Internet and Store Best Combo (Score:1)
Re:Internet and Store Best Combo (Score:2)
Kilts. Lots of kilts.
Many offer free shipping (Score:2, Informative)
Most items are, however if you're willing to try smaller stores (reviewed by Reseller Ratings [resellerratings.com], Epinion [epinions.com] or another neutral place) several are offering free shipping so you save on both shipping and sales tax (if applicable in your area). Not to mention several of the smaller stores allow promotional coupons [google.com] which are usually only for first-time customers but since when do us geeks show loyalty?
Then again,
Re:Many offer free shipping (Score:1)
Nine Ladies Dancing (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Nine Ladies Dancing (Score:2)
Why People Buy Online (Score:3, Interesting)
9 ladies dancing (Score:4, Funny)
That's cool with me; 9 American girls bopping to synth-pop aren't nearly as hot as 9 Indian girls gyrating to their respective traditional music. And if the 9 Chinese girls are in those long form-fitting Chinese dresses with the slits up the side... whoa momma!
Actually informative (Score:2)
Interesting too to see how other factors play such a part; the pear tree is more expensive not because of pears per se but because of increased diesel costs.
Re:Actually informative (Score:2)
A child version of a jacket is going to take almost as much time to stitch as the adult size, and the difference in cost of the fabric is negligible since the manufacturer buys in bulk, and the textile not used in smaller siz
The Canadian version (Score:5, Funny)
8 comic books
7 packs of smokes
6 packs of two-four
5 golden touques
4 pounds of back bacon
3 french toasts
2 turtlenecks
and a beer... in a tree.
Of course you will notice 12 - 10 are missing due to time constraints, but we know at least one of those should be donuts.
Re:The Canadian version (Score:2)
Now I want to track down their "Strange Brew" album that had that tune on it.. damn.
Re:The Canadian version (Score:2)
I was going to, but I thought I'd let it stew out there for a bit, see who recognized it.
Here's my source, though they spell touque wrong.
http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/xmas/th
While you're surfing...
http://hcs.harvard.edu/~hgscc/glossar
Like, this is me, on the drums eh!
My experience with a Greek bookstore online (Score:3, Informative)
Wow, who knew? (Score:1)
No way? Cheap labor is why companies outsource? I always thought it was the highly skilled workers, the high level of quality, or maybe even their great location relative to their customers. Good thing this analysis found this or else we'd have been left in the dark here!
Lords (Score:3, Funny)
Quote from Sermon (Score:3, Insightful)
" Are the gifts you bear to you families and
loved ones created by hands guilded by the
creativity generated by the spirit of true
love; or are they put together by hands
driven by the fear of the point of a gun
held by a slave driver obsessed with profits
from a holiday season raped by the money
changers? "
I make all of my gifts for my families. I have
been making my own holiday gifts for the past
six years. For those of you curious to see the
kinds of gifts that I make (and the kinds of
gifts that any of you out there can make), go
to www.clearplastic.com or www.allyn.com.
Eight Maids A Milking (Score:3, Funny)
Homer Simpson: "mmmmmmm milk...."