Endless Liquid Refreshment 511
rabtech writes "I'm very lazy. As part of that continuing effort, I've come up with a guide for installing a soda fountain in the house. I've detailed how to get the equipment, hoses, and supplies, as well as how to install and calibrate the system. Now you won't ever need to move for lack of liquid refreshment! My next project: Food Replicator."
Even more impressive (Score:5, Funny)
Besides which, there is evidence that diet soda drinks are mildly carcinogenic and may slow down the metabolism enough to negate the fact that they are less caloric.
One important thing to note... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:One important thing to note... (Score:5, Informative)
Pre-mix runs us about US$15/box and CO2 is provided free o' charge. The cost per 20 oz cup is about US$0.015... hardly close to the US$0.99/litre bottle.
Re:One important thing to note... (Score:2)
Re:One important thing to note... (Score:4, Informative)
Re:One important thing to note... (Score:5, Insightful)
Bear in mind, I was part of a chain so we got volume discount. The most expensive psrt of the soda, is the Labor. That is why fill it yourself sodas are so popular. It cost about 25 cents to have someone fill your cup, less if they have a smart set up, but not much less. The average person does not refill, but those that do would have to refill about 5 times for it to start lmaking economic sense.
If you set up your own fountian system, find a local resturant/fastfood place/bar and see if you can buy from them. Even if you paid them 20% above there cost, it would still be cheaper.
Re:One important thing to note... (Score:4, Insightful)
FYI regarding diet soda... (Score:4, Informative)
One would have to drink a few liters of diet soda to even reach 10 calories.
Calorie-wise, diet soda = water.
Re:One important thing to note... (Score:3, Interesting)
That only happens if you're a big enough account that Coke or Pepsi gives you freebies. I spent a couple of summers helping deliver pop for Pepsi, and while the chain restaurants and the bigger independant accounts got free CO2, small accounts had to pay for it. It doesn't get in the bottle by itself, you know:)
pre vs post - makes all the difference (Score:5, Informative)
Re:pre vs post - makes all the difference (Score:3, Informative)
Re:One important thing to note... (Score:2)
So I guess you're buying millions of gallons of syrup a year at a massive, massive bulk discount?
No? Retail? Well, then...
Re:One important thing to note... (Score:4, Funny)
no, it's not cool at all. and the chicks just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Re:One important thing to note... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:One important thing to note... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Even more impressive (Score:2)
-Rusty
Beer-delivery equipment is expensive... (Score:2, Informative)
In any case, if you're going to go to the effort of a beer tap at home, why not go the whole hog and have it dispense Chimay [chimay.be], preferably Chimay Blue? Not only is it wonderful drinking - it's about 10% alcohol... :)
Re:Even more impressive (Score:5, Informative)
If you don't intend to brew your beer, it's even less, because you don't have to buy the kegs to put the beer in the first place.
So yes, that means all you guys out there, it is okay for you to go get that CO2 system to server beer on tap. Really, it's cheap, and it impresses the party guests.
Re:Even more impressive (Score:3, Informative)
Also, nitrogen tanks are thicker because they are filled to much higher pressue, and thus are more expensive for the tank, a
Re:Even more impressive (Score:5, Funny)
That having been said, now that I am no longer a college student, I absolutely prefer Guinness served in a glass. Actually, I think I would have preferred it in a glass back then, but all we had was that plastic tube.
Re:Even more impressive (Score:2, Interesting)
Aspertame (Nutrisweet) is the one that may slow down metabolism. I wouldn't say its proven yet, but compelling enough I don't use it. I do use acesulfame potasium (like Sunnett) and sucrolose (Splenda) which haven't shown to do that, and don't affect blood sugar. The only carcinogenic I can think of is saccarin, which was found to not be ca
Re:Even more impressive (Score:3, Interesting)
Aspartame FUD (Score:5, Informative)
Bullshit.
From the MSF (Multiple Sclerosis Foundation) website, for example (here [msfocus.org]):
Show me any Internet rumor or fiction about aspartame and I'll show you research from a reputable organization with no vested interest (MSF, ADA, French and Canadian equivalents of the American FDA, Mayo Clinic, etc.) that says the opposite.
Re:Aspartame FUD (Score:3, Interesting)
Excessive consumption of Aspartame causes permanent loss of peripheral vision. I know, it happened to a roommate of my sister-in-law's. The real irony? She's a nutrition major at the University of Toronto.
Granted, she drinks (yes, present tense, as in she hasn't le
Re:Aspartame FUD (Score:5, Insightful)
FYI:
"Effects of Methanol. About 10 percent by weight of aspartame is released as methanol. In the body, methanol converts into formaldehyde and formate. Because formate can cause blindness and metabolic acidosis [Tephly and McMartin, 1984], methanol is toxic when humans consume it in large quantities. In order for the body to accumulate a significant amount of formate, a human must consume 200 to 500 mg of methanol per kg of body weight [Food and Drug Administration, 1984], an amount that corresponds to drinking 600 to 1700 cans of diet soft drink at once."
Re:Aspartame FUD (Score:3, Funny)
"Yeah? Well, I'm allergic to EVERYTHING! That makes me..... INVINCIBLE!! BUHAHAHAHA! *dies*"
Re:Even more impressive (Score:5, Informative)
There's no need to rig a kegerator when you can just buy one from the local homebrew shop...or even at Home Depot. The one Home Depot carries runs about $500 IIRC, which is probably about what you'd put into buying a fridge and modding it into a kegerator.
(Of course, if you can get a fridge cheap/free, you could build a kegerator for less. I traded a six-pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale clone for the fridge that I'm now using for temperature-controlled fermentation. I still need to do a writeup on connecting an Apple II to it as a temperature controller...)
From All The World's Dentists.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:From All The World's Dentists.... (Score:2)
hmm. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:hmm. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:hmm. (Score:2)
Re:hmm. (Score:3, Funny)
Remember, all real innovation is a product of laziness.
Smart lazy vs. stupid lazy (Score:5, Insightful)
Smart lazy - a person who seeks to reduce the over-all work in their life, and thus is willing to expend more work in the short term to reduce the long term work.
Stupid lazy - a person who always minimizes their short-term workload, often at the expense of creating more work long-term.
Putting a fountain in is smart-lazy. Buying bottles is stupid-lazy.
Society needs more smart-lazy people.
Next Project... (Score:3, Funny)
hmmm.... (Score:4, Informative)
Re:hmmm.... (Score:3, Funny)
I don't have teeth, you insensitive clod! (Score:2)
Kinda weird when you get a half-set of false teeth at age 16.
Re:hmmm.... (Score:5, Informative)
One thing that is underrated is getting a dedicated water jug and putting it in the FRIDGE to keep it really cold. Over the last month or so I have gotten addicted to this. We have a RO Water Purification System at home (RO = reverse osmosis) because there's cauliform and iron in the well from which our home's water is drawn. (I live in a farming area, each house has its own water pump feeding it instead of a city grid.)
Really good quality, really COLD water is REALLY good. And I never guilty about pouring myself another glass. This is really worth a try!
The only downside is that you get spoiled. During weekdays, I live in Toronto at a place I am renting and the water tastes horrid to me. I have to bring bottles of it from home every week. And then there's the water in Quebec City... (shudder)
Re:hmmm.... (Score:2)
Thanks, but no. I recall my great grandmothers, all frail and bent-over, from osteoporosis. While I know that I will die some day, I'd prefer not to be that frail and creaky when I go, thankyouverymuch. If I must have a beverage dispenser, might I choose one with both dec
Not worth it. (Score:4, Insightful)
$300 for the system
$50 for the CO2 tank deposit
$200 for various fittings and hose
Reoccurring costs that you don't recoup are:
$16 per CO2 tank fill; should last 6 months to a year
$4 per month for the tank rental (versus $125 to buy a tank)
Water (we are on city water, but it is so cheap as to be listed as "free")
Electricity (again, very little)
Reoccurring costs that you DO recoup:
$50 per 5 gallon box, $25 per 2.5 gallon box. The syrup has an expiration date, so I am trying to stick to 2.5 gallon boxes, since those get used up faster.
Since we only buy a few 99-cent bottles of soda here, this is another plaything if you got over $500 dollars burning a hole in your pocket.
An easier way is to buy soda in bulk, and keep a 2 or 3-liter bottle of soda in an ice bucket next to the couch.
Just not as much wow-factor.
Re:Not worth it. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not worth it. (Score:2)
Project (Score:2)
interesting (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:interesting (Score:2)
Re:interesting (Score:2)
The mixing is does at the head of the device, and isn't pumped through pipes.
Re:interesting (Score:5, Funny)
If you build your plastic pipes out of 2-liter soda bottles, you should be ok.
Re:interesting (Score:5, Funny)
Uh, are you aware that Coca Cola is commonly shipped in *plastic* bottles? ;P
Re:interesting (Score:2)
(lol, I'm kidding... I hope.)
Re:interesting (Score:2)
Re:interesting (Score:2, Informative)
--paul
your going to need this too.. (Score:2, Funny)
lazy indeed (Score:3, Funny)
Wow! You're right! That 'continuing effort to be lazy" sure does take a lot of work!!!
New Submissions for Sunday! Slow Day (Score:5, Funny)
If the guy would have installed it and controlled it with a wireless NIC and had Big Gulp cups printed with the Penguin and a caffeine molecule
Whats next in the story department?
1. Watching Paint Dry - The do's and don'ts.
2. Color Coding Recycling bins.
3. Zen and the Art of the Compost heap.
4. Tae Boe Power Knitting.
5. Sheep dipping for fun and profit.
But seriously, admittingly I sit in front of computers probably far too much, this guy has no life. Diagramming his soda dispenser installation?
Hooray that he installed then had so much time on his hands to create a web page?
Now I have seen everything.
Puto
there's already been a compost story (Score:2, Interesting)
Can't wait to see the sheep story.
Re:New Submissions for Sunday! Slow Day (Score:2)
sadly, you haven't.
You wait, you'll be telling someone about how stupid this is, then right before your eyes, someone will do something so amzingly lame, you'll say "now I've seen everything."
Sadly, it still won't be true.
Coulda Spent It On... (Score:5, Funny)
You'll probably need (Score:5, Funny)
Compounding a problem (Score:5, Insightful)
The whole thing is pretty absurd, hence I feel silly being serious about this...but...making it that much easier to consume soda, which is LOADED with calories(among other things- mostly from sugars), is only going to give you diabetes sooner and plump you up mighty quick. I forget exactly what economists call it, but you're more likely to spend money that's easily accessed. Ie, the bag of chips next to you is gonna get eaten faster than the one downstairs in the drawer.
Seriously, folks- get out and walk, jog, run, bike, skate/skateboard/rollerblade to the local corner store, and carry the 6-pack back. If you're lucky, it'll all balance out. you'll get your daily exercise(what is it, minimum 30 minutes raised heart rate per day?), which means you'll feel better(excercise creates endorphines), and you'll live longer, too. You'll also get to excercise the brain, and reduce eye fatigue, since you'll be moving your eyes a lot and focusing on different things.
There's also cool stuff like(gasp!) water, fruit juice, and vegetable juice. All three are much healthier for you, and(at least IMHO) taste better. I'm not saying switch off soda completely- just go for variety; it's probably the most common thing you hear from nutritionists- eat a little of everything. It's more fun/interesting, too :-)
700,000 people a year die from heart disease. "A little exercise won't kill you" is truer than you think, and eating healthy is great insurance. Ask people who just came out of having heart-bypass operations or their first heart attack, or just got diagnosed with diabetes, and ask them if they wish they had eaten better. I'd be amazed if the answer isn't 100% "Yes".
I've installed a beverage system of my own: (Score:2, Flamebait)
Ok maybe it is cool that the dude made a fountain, sure. But the author of the referring post is right - we need to stop this crazy binging on sugary drinks. And remember, researchers in psych found long ago that the number o
Re:I've installed a beverage system of my own: (Score:2)
Add some caffein to the mix and you have a natural diet suppressant. Besides if you buy soda by the case do you really think you would drink more if you have a fountain?
Re:Compounding a problem (Score:2)
ya still gonna die
Re:Compounding a problem (Score:2)
There's almost as much sugar in fruit juice as in fizzy sugar water. Even though fruit juice is still healthier for you, you'd be much better off eating a piece of fruit.
Re:Compounding a problem (Score:2)
Also, the guy is probably aware of the points you make.
OTOH you could decide to forgo the soda machine at work and get killed by a bus on the way to buy some juice.
Who am I to talk, I drink too much soda, eats like crap, I'm almost 40 and my coloesterol is still lower then my doctor has ever seen. My heart beats like clock work(68-70 BPM). Ont time the insurance company for a place I worked sent some people to test cloresterol. I sat next to a guy w
Re:Compounding a problem (Score:2)
Yea, but it'd still be nice for parties. I'd like to see someone with a home-designed bar with not only soda but a beer tap in the style of a soda fountain. Just stick your cup under and it pours. Imagine the parties....
:-)
Buy a heart rate monitor (Score:3, Informative)
-fred
Feeling Incontinent? (Score:5, Funny)
The question remains... (Score:5, Funny)
Better drink lots of soda (Score:5, Informative)
Number 6 beat you to it. (Score:2, Funny)
Number 6: And I invented the bottemless peanut bag.
Homer (number 5): Wow!
Alright, what have we learned here? (Score:5, Insightful)
I got about half of the images broken and the other half weren't even found.
*sigh*
Anyways, for all the flame mongers out there complaining about how it's not "worth it", please. This is what hacking is about. If you sit around asking "Why? This is useless!" how do you expect to have any fun in life?
Flying cars and voice-operated light switches are pretty useless, doesn't mean I wouldn't want one.
Re:Alright, what have we learned here? (Score:3, Insightful)
It's about as much of a hack as setting up an iMac in the bathroom.
Profitability (Score:2)
Now, all you need to do is buy and install a large theatre-style popcorn maker, a keg of beer, and a 60" high definition TV.
1. Invite friends over to watch the game or a dvd on your big-screen t.v.
2. Charge them movie theatre prices for the fountain soda, popcorn, and beer.
3. Profit!
(Repeat until your friends get tired of paying for refreshments and you run out of paying customers. Don't forget to offer "loyalty discounts" to those that stick around.)
Re:Profitability (Score:2)
Man, you are on to something here.
Charge 15 bucks, include a drink and popcorn, have a theater that only seats about 50 people. You know they'll all be adults, so you can give a good movie experiencs for serious movie goers. it would also be great for critics.
You could also get a motor home, trick out the inside and drive it to customers houses so they can have the 'movie experience' without going to a movie.
obviously, you would target the rich and famous.
even lazier (Score:5, Informative)
So, I found this [partypig.com] instead.
It seems like it should work just as well and have only a minimally higher cost, but the up front cost is much much less (~$500 vs. ~50).
w00t for extended laziness!
And you didnt use it to cool your PC?!? (Score:3, Funny)
Disclaimer: The link is slashdotted so I dont know he did or not.
Actually, it would be cooler to keep it simple (Score:2)
Then one enters a pump full (in the old style soda counters) of syrup, and fill with soda water.
Then a vanilla Coke is a shot of Coke syrup, and one of vanilla. And one can make root beer, floats, black cows, etc.
Less hardware, more varities.
Re:Actually, it would be cooler to keep it simple (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Actually, it would be cooler to keep it simple (Score:2)
Ah, memories... now shut up and fire! (Score:5, Insightful)
We had a free soda fountain when I worked at ANS - err, UUNet Ann Arbor - err, Worldcom - err, a hollow shell of a building... but I digress. After they put Mountain Dew on tap, productivity incresed... as did the waistlines of a lot of co-workers.
I finally decided one day that the weekend caffine withdrawls (since I was drinking upwards of 3 to 4 liters of Dew a day when at work) and related mood swings were causing too many problems around the house, I quit cold turkey. I lost ten pounds in the next month or so, after having cut over 1000 calories a day out of my diet. Great while it lasted... but then I replaced the raw calories with fat and sugars in the form of chocolate, and gained them all back
Soda's ok (Score:5, Funny)
Lazy (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Lazy (Score:2)
Syrup is easy to replace.
Food Replicator? (Score:2)
Reminds me of my Uncle's House. (Score:2)
Sodamistic (Score:4, Informative)
A valuable formative experience in the sleazy world of hard-sell direct sales, it lets me watch movies like Tin Men or Boiler Room with an insider's appreciation, and more importantly, it taught me the importance of never ever letting a salesman inside your house. (Not that time-share group sales pitches are much better.)
For those who are interested, a google search for sodamistic turned up a minor reference in the comments section of this totally on-topic to this story web page: How to Make Your Own Carbonated Soda (Coke, Pepsi,
Coca-Cola Breakmate Machine (Score:5, Interesting)
The basic machine attaches to a water line and draws 110V from a wall outlet, and that's all that you have to hook up (you can even buy an accessory water tank, eliminating the water line). Inside the machine is a little refrigerator, a small CO2 cylinder, and space for three 1-litre syrup boxes.
The thing actually mixes pretty decent soda, but apparently there were reliability and maintenance problems. In any case, the whole program flopped,and Coca-Cola no longer manufactures the Breakmate. They still make supplies, though, and you can buy a used Breakmate for $200-$300 on Ebay or through vendors like this one [mrbreakmate.com].
Drawbacks? Well, you're restricted to a short list of Coca-Cola beverages... Pepsi and others are out of the question. The syrup packs are relatively expensive... each pack makes about 30 glasses of soda and costs $8-$10, so you'll pay about $0.25-$0.35 per glass. More bad news: the little CO2 cylinder doesn't go very far (many Breakmates have been modified to use larger cylinders); fortunately, they're refillable, and CO2 is cheap. Despite the drawbacks it might be worthwhile; the machine does work, it's a lot cheaper and simpler to install and use, and it's sorta cool besides.
Expert Instructions R Us (Score:3, Funny)
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"Be aware that there may be mistakes or gross errors on my part, as well as omissions. IF you spot any errors of this sort, please contact me so I may correct them at once!"
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A very bad idea.
Taco Bell (Score:3, Interesting)
Carbonation (Score:2)
Re:Carbonation (Score:5, Interesting)
Co2 and Related Health Problems (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Nice (Score:2)
Re:Nice (Score:2)
Re:Dentists' goldmine (Score:3, Funny)
I'm glad you put that explaination there in parentheses, because I had no idea why a dentist would profit from this scenario. Once again, thanks for the road map!
Re:Dentists' goldmine (Score:3, Informative)
1. Have coder install endless soda fountain.
2. coders' teeth fall out
3. PROFIT!
since you have the roadmap you don't need the ???
Re:So (Score:2, Interesting)
1. Some Idea
2. ???
3. Profit!!
Where did this come from? They're all "+5 funny". I am certainly missing something... anyone care to explain?
Re:So (Score:5, Funny)
1. Get Underwear
2. ??????
3. Profit!
People on Slashdot, not seeming to have a whole lot of comedic sense for the most part, tend to pick out 2-3 jokes other people have used. They then proceed to use them so many times you want to hunt down everyone that uses it so you can give them atomic wedgies after dumping a package of razor blades down their shorts.
OR MAYBE A BEOWOLF CLUSTER OF RAZOR-WEDGIES!!! HA HA HA IN SOVIET RUSSIA THE RAZOR BLADES WEDGIE YOU!!!!
Re:Oh my god! (Score:2)
And seriously, I have wanted one of these for awhile. $500 seems pretty high though... if they sold the stuff for $100-150, I'm not sure I could resist.