By your reasoning, the fission of uranium would be fusion because the reaction n + U temporarily creates a heavier nucleus.

The real reason the AC is wrong is because in the H + B -> 3 He reaction, most of the energy comes from combining H with something, not splitting B.

it was cheaper to launch the Earth in the other direction.

Their experimental result is a trivial consequence of the fact that prime number density around n is about 1/log(n). One could work out the exact theoretical distribution in one paragraph and that'd be all. I guess the authors are either ignorant or they prefer to market their result as "mysterious". Probably both.

11.23 seconds later UNIX time will reach 10^11/3^4. You can celebrate that instead.