It's going to be mostly AI taking those kill shots moving forward anyway, experienced soldiers aren't going to make much difference at that point.

We just need to invent star-trek style replicators and then we'll be all set. You know: tea, earl grey, hot. It shouldn't be too hard since Claude is already smarter than Data.

My father held grudges. I'll never forgive him for it.

You take a dump on Nancy Pelosi's desk ONE TIME... and they never let you forget it.

Now you should focus on extending the countdown to longer than 15 seconds.

Thanos enters the chat > Actually...

Great. More vague nonsense from internet dipshits that can't pick a side.

Invoking Obama is an interesting choice. Did you just arrive here from a smoking time machine? Say hi to Bill and Ted.

I can't tell if you're insulting me or not. I also can't tell if you agree with me or not. Pick a side, motherfucker.

I'm not so sure about statistics being a good way to detect if racism exists. For example I could make the claim that NBA is racist against white players based on statistics. That's obviously silly.

Apparently he *was* a dummy since he *didn't* get away with it.

Both things can be true. White men have had it easy historically but that doesn't mean we must over-correct now.

All that tequila and maple syrup sounds like a fun weekend but I'm not sure it would be worth the hangover.

Now that just doesn't seem fair.

Not. The bots are just getting better at looking like people.