New RFC Adds "Evil Bit" 160
Nashirak writes "This
is new RFC that introduces new security measures into IPv4 header. The measures include an "evil bit" that can be set an unset according to wether the packet is evil or not."
Brain off-line, please wait.
Intentional? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Intentional? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Intentional? (Score:1)
Re:Intentional? (Score:2)
Is that a pun?
Re:Intentional? (Score:2)
People have probably submitted copy-pasted april fool's articles from the front page as is.
First 1st April Joke Dupe! (Score:5, Informative)
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/04/01
Square Packets (Score:1)
Mirror (Score:2)
First 1st April Joke Dupe! (Score:2)
Re:First 1st April Joke Dupe! (Score:2)
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/04/01/021
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/04/01/133
Re:First 1st April Joke Dupe! (Score:2)
http://ftp.rfc-editor.org/in-notes/rfc3514.txt [rfc-editor.org]
It works, and you don't run into the FTP user limit.
Dupe. (Score:4, Funny)
Retarded. (Score:1, Funny)
Oh, nice (Score:1)
April Fools? No - just Slashdot fools. (Score:1)
All together now.... (Score:1)
Re:All together now.... (Score:1)
1..2..3...
New bit for Slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
I just heard they have a new bit at Slashdot. It's called "DupeBit" and this is the first article which got it.
Yours, Martin
Re:New bit for Slashdot (Score:1)
Re:New bit for Slashdot (Score:1, Offtopic)
Re:New bit for Slashdot (Score:1)
1st article, 2nd posting -> DupDupe
bleh (Score:1)
Repost? (Score:2)
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/04/01/02182
Likely, this is already a repost ABOUT the repost. Still, it's always fun to pile on!
Ryan Fenton
This might be funny if... (Score:1)
Staggering (Score:1)
FTP??? (Score:2)
CmdrTaco adds new bit to story submissions (Score:4, Funny)
Grrr! (Score:1)
Re:Grrr! (Score:1)
You must be new here. They're all jokes on April 1st... or are they? ;-) Yes, it gets tired and annoying throughout the day after about 3 hours of these stories, but hey, it's only one day a year. Just think of it as reading the Weekly World News for a day.
Re:Grrr! (Score:1)
Oh well, I'll cut them some slack I guess, I'm just in a grouchy mood today.
You fail english? (Score:1)
Hmm... (Score:1)
Punchlines are never as great the second time around.
-chris
I suppose this bit will be set on.... (Score:2)
dochood
Re:I suppose this bit will be set on.... (Score:3, Funny)
I doubt that. After all, Microsoft Windows-based products have a bad habit of not following the Internet standards.
On another news, the Mozilla project has announced that it will introduce the EVIL bit on all HTTP requests originating from users clicking links on duplicate Slashdot news items. The announcement has received good response from the Internet community. An anonymous system administrator was heard stating: "I am very pleased of th
Re:I suppose this bit will be set on.... (Score:2)
Please note that .ogg will be an exception, because software released under the BSD license can never be evil.
Dup (Score:1)
Re:Dup (Score:4, Insightful)
Check the download.com april first joke. [com.com]
Same page duplicate for goodness sake (Score:3, Funny)
It would appear (Score:1)
Jokes on us? (Score:2)
Cmdr. Xerox! (Score:5, Funny)
Actual Implementation (Score:2, Funny)
Cool
Rus
Re:Actual Implementation (Score:2)
OTOH, M$ will only implement this in the next XP service pack, and I heard rummours they won't bother to fix it in Win2K, since it is too near it's end of life anyway.
Re: (Score:2)
Oh my, a dupe (Score:2)
virve
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Off Topic (-1) (Score:2)
I haven't seen it at
To Quote Mermaid man from Sponge Bob... (Score:1)
"Evil! EEEEEEEEEEEvvviiiilll!!!!"
(or whatever the heck that character's name was...)
Re:Maybe Linus would be interested in addopting th (Score:2)
"Evil, I tells ya! EEEEEEEEEEEvvviiiilll!!!!"
Slashdot adds dupe bit in posting protocol... (Score:1)
I used to wonder why people heaped so much derision on CmdrTaco. He's like that annoying bastard who keeps setting the network printer to make two copies of everything as the default. Gah.
I'm confused (Score:1)
Lawmakers love the idea (Score:1)
This just in:
RIAA will propose a bill later this week requiring all p2p apps to use the "evil bit" as well.
- Ost
Of course it's a dupe ... (Score:2)
THREADJACK: Google IPO (Score:2)
Am I alone in the world, or is there anybody else out there that COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING F*** whether Google go for an IPO or not?
Seriously, the BB's and media are making a meal out if this AND IT HASN'T EVEN HAPPENED YET. If they do, i'm gonna have to cut myself off from society until the media bullshit has calmed down.
I trust the management will do what's right/needed for the company; and i'll leave it at that.
Any
Re:THREADJACK: Google IPO (Score:1, Funny)
Dude, you're posting on a site called "slashdot, news for nerds, stuff that matters". The decision to cut yourself from the real world (the thing that you see outside the window, where that bright annoying light that reflects on the monitor comes from) was taken a long time ago
Evil indeed (Score:1)
This is a good thing (Score:4, Funny)
Slashdot and dupes (Score:1)
original post must have had its evil bit set (Score:1)
I got it... (Score:1)
Plausible cause for dududuplicate (Score:1)
Must be busy looking for a WhiteSpace debugger by now, time to sneak another dupe!
Microsoft Implementation (Score:2)
Awww... (Score:1)
Reaching new audiences (Score:1, Insightful)
Well for crissake people! (Score:1)
don't blame /. editors... (Score:1)
How bad can this really get...? (Score:1)
This is not a joke... (Score:2)
PLEASE! Drink MORE Coffee!
I smell microsoft... (Score:1)
Previous story: Can You Trust Microsoft On Security?
I KNEW they had their finger in evey pie! (and some things not even pie related).
At least its not April Trolls day [everything2.com]...or does that happen everyday?
I like apirl 1 =)Nigger Please (Score:1)
uuhh...thanks god... (Score:1)
Stop it already (Score:1)
Talk about speaking too soon... (Score:1)
Developers: New Whitespace-Only Programming Language [slashdot.org]
There are times you just wish you could mod a post up past 5...
How long until... (Score:2)
Re:How long until... (Score:2)
Script kiddies could set this bit in their next DoS attack and use it in defence if they wind up in court
Stop that pigeon! (Score:2)
Slashdot! The only place where . . . (Score:5, Funny)
2) New scientific discoveries sound familiar.
3) 10 questions turn into 20.
4) Last interviews turn into next to last.
5) Congress is considering the first ever digital cloning ban.
6) Duplicate replies to duplicate posts get duplicate moderation.
7) The only thing not duplicated is polls (not even sure about that).
8) 1000/1 = The ratio of time it takes for moderators to discover a dupe vs. the readers.
9) 0 = The number of dupes deleted.
10) The post (God forbid) announcing its closing will probably be posted twice.
And thats not all... (Score:1)
And in other news.... (Score:1)
wow (Score:1)
Slashdot must follow the standard!! (Score:1)
+5, Evil
ARGH! (Score:2)
Desering of a Dope Slap (Score:2)
Favorite sections were (Score:1)
A slight against M$ perhaps...
And my other fav was: "In networks protected by firewalls, it is axiomatic that all attackers are on the outside of the firewall. Therefore, hosts inside t
Dupe? (Score:1)
Ahem, long live the slashdot editors that provide us constantly with interesting stuff to read! The latest trend is to post old stories as often as possible so that we do not need to scroll down the front page. Long live!!!
How exciting (Score:2)
I was all set to add a new traffic definition in my COPS server, but then it occurred to me - it is impractical to implement a QoS recognition for evil without also taking into account evil's opposite. Therefore, I feel I must postpone network reconfiguration until someone invents a stupid bit.
A bit of Opportunity (Score:2, Funny)
However, the only problem I've come across with setting the evil bit deals with products from a certain Redmond, Washington sof
The bit defines READ (Score:1)
From the redundant duplicate depatrment.... (Score:2, Funny)
Since this article was posted twice, does it make it a sticky bit?
This dupe is okay.. (Score:3, Funny)
the RFC update already, you wouldn't even have seen it!
When will we get the Crazy Bit that we deserve!! (Score:2)
That's all fine and good, (Score:4, Funny)
Not me (Score:2)
@PR1l ph0ol5, 5UXXOr5 (Score:2)
consistent, but not particularly funny (Score:3, Insightful)
Dr. Evil Packet? (Score:2)
A bit isn't evil. It's semi-evil...quasi-evil.
When packets come with laser beams on their head then maybe I'll pay attn.
Evil Bit? (Score:2)
I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer!
I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer!
Dupes (Score:2)
Subtle, yet funny.
karma whoring on dupe!!!1111 (Score:2)
Request for Comments: 3514 AT&T Labs Research
Category: Informational 1 April 2003
The Security Flag in the IPv4 Header
Status of this Memo
This memo provides information for the Internet community. It does not specify an Internet standard of any kind. Distribution of this memo is unlimited.
Copyright Notice
Copyright (C) The Internet Society (2003). All Rights Reserved.
Abstract
Firewalls, packet filters, intrusion detection systems, and the like often have d
Re:I'd just like to point out that (Score:1)
Re:Question about RFC (Score:2)