Korea World Leader in Broadband/Technology at Home 310
bozoman42 writes "67% of Korean Internet users are connected to broadband, some at 32Mbps! In fact, according to the Guardian Article, Korea is leading in nearly all walks of a modern high tech life. But there may be downsides. (Especially as covered here last week.)"
But there may be downsides... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:But there may be downsides... (Score:2)
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Re:But there may be downsides... (Score:4, Funny)
maybe by reading the fucking article.
"Not many people would have bet on South Korea becoming the world's leading nation..."
Re:But there may be downsides... (Score:3, Interesting)
Probably around the same time Taiwan became officially recognized as "China", by the US Government [nationalstrategy.com]
Re:But there may be downsides... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:But there may be downsides... (Score:3, Insightful)
North Korea is much like a homeless person desperately committing violent crimes on street corners: They have nothing to lose. That is the reason why much of the world is fearful of NK with nukes: Israel, the UK, Russia, the US- All have "something to live for", so to speak, so their nukes largely are retaliatory. Mutually assured destruction, if you will. North Korea, on the other hand, seems like the kind of nutbar country that would take action knowing full well that it would be obliterated: What's there to lose?
If you're looking for a great example of anti-Americanism, I would hardly consider North Korea a good choice: A despotic, shithole of a country where millions continue to starve to death [google.com] while the leadership builds giant monstrosity of buildings [skyscrapers.com] in a desperate attempt to portray itself as a successful nation.
(OT) Re:But there may be downsides... (Score:4, Insightful)
You do realise that there is only one nation which has actually used nuclear weapons in war - and its not any of the countries in the so-called 'axis of evil'.
If you still don't know the answer, visit this site [theenolagay.com]
Tim
Re:(OT) Re:But there may be downsides... (Score:4, Insightful)
Why is it that when people try to down the United States they forget instantly all the good shit we've done?
I figure we should get mege kudos for ending ww I and WW II. So next time someone reminds me that the unites states eneded ww II with two nuclear bombs I'll remind them that we did exactly that. ended those wars.
fuck did anyone forget that with out the united states Germany would most certainly be what we call europe now?
are we about to start a war in Iraq? No. We're going to finish one. Do I like bush? hell no. Do I hate Saddam? yeah, I kinda do.
sorry. got pissed off.
Re:(OT) Re:But there may be downsides... (Score:2)
But, I'm sure you realize that the U.S. then REBUILT Japan (where I now live). For Christ's sake -- comparing the nukes in WWII to Bush's "axis of evil" is ridiculous.
The U.S. dropped a bunch of bombs AND A BUNCH OF FOOD in Afghanistan. You do realize they're the only ones to actually ever do that (as far as I can tell).
nukes are bad. full stop. (Score:2)
Is it better to kill people the old fashioned way using explosives that obliterate them into scattered pieces?
Yes, you don't poison the land and seas for thousands of years to come and create the massive problems that a hideously irradiated planet would have to face up to. All weapons are bad for sure (they reckon it will take 400 years to clear Cambodia of landmines at the present rate), but some are really, really bad.
Mind you some people make *lots* of money out of selling them.
Re:nukes are bad. full stop. (Score:2)
There's no detectable radioactivity- a simple fission blast is moderately clean, as far as nukes go. It does NOT turn the target into an uninhabitable wasteland. In fact, the damage from a nuclear power-plant meltdown would be much longer-lasting than from an atomic bomb. (The shear volume of radioactive material is so much greater).
(*Ok, honestly, Japanese buildings were never meant to last. Plenty of other cities got 100% flattened by conventional weapons, too)
nukes are not clean (Score:2)
How come all those servicemen who were at nuclear tests are putting in legal cases? How come all those people died in terrible agony? Have you read any stories from the survivors (and yes I know the Allies were responsible for another charming act of war atrocity with conventional weapons at Dresden).
I really, really hope this never happens, but I'd be interested to hear your position about how you'd feel about somebody letting off one in your country. It could happen, the world is crazy enough and there are enough poor people with not enough to lose, as another poster has commented.
It does strike me as very ironic that the one country that's used nuclear weapons is one of the most keen to make sure other people aren't allowed to possess them, while they reserve the right to maintain their own arsenal. Lots of people find that a bit hypocritical to say the least.
Re:nukes are not clean (Score:2)
Ironic, maybe. Hypocritical, perhaps. But to allow Iraq and/or NK to get their hands on nukes would be insane.
Re:But there may be downsides... (Score:2, Insightful)
No, I think the mass starvations, dicatorship, killings, recruiting from orphanages at the age of 6 for SF troops, terrorist bombings of jetliners, kidnapping of foriegn citizens, and sending death squads into South Korea is what makes them 'bad'.
Re:But there may be downsides... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:But there may be downsides... (Score:2, Funny)
Multiplayer games are HUGE in Korea. (Score:5, Interesting)
SIG: Don't support Redhat until they support basic democracy in the dictatorship China vs democratic Taiwan issue. It's an evil company.
Gosu ^^ (Score:5, Interesting)
Game finals are even brought live on TV there.
Gaming IS a sport there, look at "starcraft" the prizes you can win in the rounaments are insane.
But that trend is starting to rise in the west too: think of CPL for instance, it's a worldwide event with international clans fighting for the first place (internationally!) in FPS games. And some clans even have dedicated fans nowadays, some players even have groupies (I kid you not: pretty girls, who take pictures with their webcams ofthemselves in their bra's holding a paper with the name of their favourite CS player for instance).
In a way I think that's a logical evolution in the world of sports: why would sport have something to do with only the physical? Look at chess, and snooker etc.
I mean, dedicated gamers even behave like real life jocks: they have the whole "yeah we're so 1337" thing going and act real tough (online that is
Re:Gosu ^^ (Score:2, Interesting)
I would go and watch that anyways.
What do I know I don't even run linux anymore...
Re:Multiplayer games are HUGE in Korea. (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Multiplayer games are HUGE in Korea. (Score:2)
Slight rewording (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Slight rewording (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Slight rewording (Score:2, Informative)
Uhh ... no. For the mathematically challenged, if an average household equals 2 persons, then 67% of the persons have the access, not 134% as you seem to be indicating. Of course, the percentage may change if there is a clear correlation between household size and migration to broadband, but it does not depend on household size as such.
Re:Slight rewording (Score:2)
In fact, if poorer South Koreans tend to live in households crowded with more members, and tend not to be able to afford broadband, that could represent a lower percentage of the population.
Re:Slight rewording (Score:2, Funny)
That's all well and good, but I don't need broadband to my house, or to me... Where I'd really like it, is connected to my computer. Thanks.
Koreans and open source (Score:2)
Yet I hear surprisingly few Korean names among major open-source developers. Korea has a name for pirated software, and that's about it.
Why no *good* benefits coming from all that online time?
Maybe the "free" market ain't all that (Score:4, Insightful)
Ingredients for happy society:
Add: one ounce of capitalism, one ounce of socialism, a pinch of communism
Not everything in the world is black and white, especially when it comes to determining which "ism" makes the greatest number of people happy.
Re:Maybe the "free" market ain't all that (Score:2)
Umm, the Communist half of Korea is one of the poorest and most repressive places on Earth. The article is about South Korea, which is effectively a different country. Think east and west Germany before the Berlin Wall came down.
Re:Maybe the "free" market ain't all that (Score:2)
You're not getting it. The implication is that the various 'isms' should be mixed together. North Korea can be considered to represent the totalitarianism and poverty of Communism in isolation. America could be considered to represent the plutocracy ("corporatocracy") of Capitialism in isolation (though America is mildly or more-than-mildly socialistic in a number of ways). In fundamental ways, plutocracy is not that different from Communism, except that the leaders are not even theoretically concerned with the welfare of the people.
For successful blends of the three, think Canada, Australia, or Western Europe. Do you think that the average American is happier than the average citizen of these other places? Think again.
Theres a huge demand for broadband in the UK (Score:3, Interesting)
Satilite broadband is becoming popular too, but its expensive, one way and low latency.
Re:Theres a huge demand for broadband in the UK (Score:4, Interesting)
Bandwidth is 512kbs UNCONTENDED down and 2Mbs burst contended. Only 150kbs up, but that should improve soon. It's expensive to put in, but with a pipe that size share the connection with a few neighbours and it's no more expensive than BT's ADSL offering.
Latency is only a problem if you want to play games. Notice that because the line is uncontended I've actually got considerably more bandwidth than you get in practise from ADSL.
Re:Theres a huge demand for broadband in the UK (Score:2)
Re:Theres a huge demand for broadband in the UK (Score:5, Interesting)
I am from UK, but I live in Sweden in a town of approximately 120,000 people (small by UK standards) and I have a 10Mb/sec ethernet connection in my appartment for which I pay 300kr per month (about £25 or $30). ADSL costs the same as this in UK and in most cases is 20 times slower. Why can't UK get its act together? And before people start talking about BTs monoply causing problems please considered that Telia in Sweden also have about the same kind of monopoly position as BT in UK but this does not seem to have hindered the roll out of high speed consumer broadband in Sweden!
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Steve Brammer
(From UK but currently living in Västerås, Sweden)
Re:Theres a huge demand for broadband in the UK (Score:4, Informative)
The reason it exists cheap broadband in Sweden is that an entrepreneur startad a company called Bredbandsbolaget (The broadband company) and started to connect people with 10Mbit/s broadband.
Others followed suit...
This message was brought to you by a broadband user in Väasterås, Sweden.
Re:Theres a huge demand for broadband in the UK (Score:2)
I remeber when BT were first flexing their 'Broadband' initiative. I live in one of the cities which they actually advertised specifically as being broadband enabled, yet my exchange was not. They did practically the whole city, yet overlooked my exchange completely - and every time they gave me an estimate date for getting the exchange done, it came and went without any news. How the hell can they specifically use the name of my city in advertising, as a 'broadband enabled city' when it actually wasn't?
After waiting a YEAR AND A HALF on dialup, ntl: began their huge cable rollout.. they dug up our street and posted leaflets about their service. So I took up broadband with them and I couldn't be happier! I have been running their 512k service for over a year and it has only ever been down 3 times.
Screw BT.. they can never get anything right, and they are responsible for the shameful state of the UK's internet ability - they should have been busted up by the government a long time ago
It's obvious why they're doing this... (Score:2, Funny)
RMN
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They may be on to something (Score:5, Funny)
-Haxx calls Korean Airlines for a flight to korea to find a wife.
Imagine discussing port security during intercourse.
Re:They may be on to something (Score:2)
Why is this shocking!? (Score:5, Insightful)
1)The South Korean government is encouraging technological growth, while the US is still realing from P2P networks and people exercising free speach.
2)South Korea is relatively new, like Europe and Japan, South Korea recently (relativel) rebuilt its industrial base. The US has NEVER had a serious conflict close enough to home to neccesatate major rebuilding. This means that our stuff is old compared to theirs.
So you see, it is not only explainable, it is logical that South Korea would lead the US, and the rest of the world, in the people having cool toys and making cool tech toys.
Re:Why is this shocking!? (Score:3, Insightful)
Why are these always used in combination? Pirating products is not free speech.
Tom
Re:Why is this shocking!? (Score:3)
Re:Bullcrap (Score:2)
<sarcasm> Yeah, I agree, we should wait until we're living in an opressive regime similar to China or Cuba before we do anything. </sarcasm>
Free speech isn't an issue that you can wait until it gets bad before you address (because once you have no free speech, you loose your ability to address problems). That is why it is important to keep these problems contained before they get out of control.
Re:Why is this shocking!? (Score:5, Insightful)
You forgot:
3) South Korea is smaller then the average US state and therefore very easy to wire for broadband.
Re:Why is this shocking!? (Score:2)
I hate to nitpick, and I agree that it has little impact on your infrastructure-rebuilding argument, but are you familiar with a little tiff we like to call our civil war? Certainly, it didn't destroy any outdated telephone lines, but, NEVER is a STRONG word.
Re:Why is this shocking!? (Score:3, Informative)
Riverstone (Cabletron) routers (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Riverstone (Cabletron) routers - WHOOPS! (Score:4, Informative)
That doesn't suprise me... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:That doesn't suprise me... (Score:2, Interesting)
1. Find a list of current servers 2. Choose one hopefully that can accept a connection 3. Hopefully find the file you want on the server. 4. Goto #2 when no good file located
There's a reason why Napster/Scour/Kazaa are/were way more popular than eDonkey and HotLine. Having to maintain a list of current servers is already a bottleneck. Not centralizing the file list is even more a bottleneck. Heck, even Gnutella does better in terms of searching.
Besides, I can find most of the Korean mp3/mv's on Kazaa - right there, right now. Don't really see how eDonkey would improve my p2p experience.
Re:That doesn't suprise me... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:That doesn't suprise me... (Score:2)
Wow... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wow... (Score:3, Informative)
The leaders in broadband... (Score:2, Funny)
Interesting to Note... (Score:5, Informative)
I live and work in Seoul and while its true that most people seem to have broadband at home it doesn't seem like they use it all that much. Its also incredibly affordable, very fast and extremely reliable.
With that said, Internet Cafes (PC Bangs) are a huge business here. They are literally everywhere. Its very difficult not to walk in a busy area and not see multiple PC bangs. So while all these people have internet at home, they still go out to the Internet Cafe to play games and spend extra money when they could easily do so at home.
I'm sitting in a PC Bang now, it has about 40 stations and half of them are in use. Mostly men in their early to late twenties. Most of them are playing Starcraft: Broodwar or one of numerous Diablo II clones. The handful of women in here are playing cards or using chat software. I will play Warcraft myself shortly.
Anyhow, my point is that all these homes are wired yet people still flock to these cafes unnecessarily. I mean, in the afternoons these places are filled with middle and high-school kids and then with adults all through the night. Most are open 24 hours.
So 67% of Korean homes may be wired, but I'd say an even greater percentage of the population are internet users, I don't know a single korean who doesn't have an e-mail address or an IM id.
We need that here, (Score:5, Insightful)
It would improve the social enviornment in the USA, and give kids a place to go.
Re:We need that here, (Score:2, Insightful)
I live in the USA and they have a couple near my place. I haven't done any studies but it seems like a bunch of humbug teenagers smoking and drinking, and in practical terms is the same environment as an arcade - which I wouldn't really view as good or bad.
I think the reason a place like that exists is I live in a Chinatown. Non-asians maybe don't like going to public computer places, or arcades, because it's more economical just to use their computer at home.
Re:Interesting to Note... (Score:2)
I ran into an old friend a few years ago on the subway, we chatted it up and then as her train was leaving I asked for her e-mail so I could get back in touch with her. She said she didn't have one and I was so befudled that I didn't catch her phone number as a the train pulled out.
That is I could also almost say that in the US, even though millions of Americans don't even have e-mail. Hell I only know a couple people without broadband, even though most people don't have it here yet.
Re:Interesting to Note... (Score:2)
Ah, so this is insidious government plan plan for population control: turn all the young men into computer geeks.
Re:Interesting to Note... (Score:2, Informative)
You can get a job with a foreign company quite easily, the IT job market here is very good. In all sectors. It does depend on your skills though and what are you want to work in. But there are plenty of programmers and other professionals that don't speak a lick of Korean.
It usually just needs to be a foreign company though, or a Korean company that deals in foreign business. Domestic trade and you'll need korean.
By the way, farang is thai for foreigner, in Korea you're a waygook.
I don't doubt that they watch VOD more (Score:5, Interesting)
Weird world of Korea (Score:5, Insightful)
I just wonder what will happen when someone will try a real reunification. What will happen when a North, which still cannot give up its dependency on someone else, with an economy in shambles and one of the biggest armies in the world meets a South which a big part of the world depends on, an economy that gives envy to anyone and carrying a more pacifist mood than ever?
North - What do you mean by "using Internet"?
South - What do you mean by "not using Internet"?
Re:Weird world of Korea (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Weird world of Korea (Score:2, Offtopic)
However Korea is something completely different. They were for long under the grip of Imperial Japan. They suffered two of the most bloody wars of the 20th Century. One of them nearly turned the whole world again into war. Besides, Korea was not top in Science neither Technology. When South started its Long March it had a population in misery, ruled by one of the most bloody dictatorships and suffered several drawbacks from it. Its economy suffered from several problems and it had frequently serious inflationary hickes. It also as an endemic social/political conflict that frequently rises to clashes. Its politicians are also known to be severly corrupted and fall frequently into scandals.
However it is a fact that Korea is one of today's economic world powers, sometimes it even overshadows its past colonist, Japan. And its technological progress is on the top among many countries. Not many countries managed to reach such level. So I take the hat to these guys.
Shows effects of US intervention too.... (Score:4, Interesting)
Right now the US has tens of thousands of troops right now helping the South Koreans hold of a million man North Korean army. With the news that North Korea has broken the treaty that gave them economic aid in exchange for giving up nukes, it should be increasingly obvious that the current US foreign policy that is heavy in, ahem, consequences, is not so naive after all. What is naive is the idea that you can solve all your problems with mean people by just talking nice to them.
I wonder how if South Vietnam would be doing as well as South Korea of the US had succeeded in defending it.
Brian Ellenberger
Re:Shows effects of US intervention too.... (Score:4, Insightful)
You assume that the only reason North Korea is the way it is is because it's a "communist" country. That may be the case, but it may also be the case that they are they way they are in a reaction to events and people around them.
In other words, would they be in the same situation if they had been left alone? Maybe, but it's hardly given.
Re:North Korea invaded without provocation... (Score:2)
Are you actually arguing that South Korea would have been better off had we just let the North invade and take over?
No. Where did you get that idea?
We tried isolationism in the earth 20th century. For outcomes see World War I and World War II.
Oh yeah, how could I forget that US isolationism was the cause of the world wars? Come on.
Fast and impressive, but is it free? (Score:5, Interesting)
Here in the US, broadband "internet" is becoming more and more like cable TV. Unilaterally changeable service contracts ban useful services, ports are blocked and upload rates are artificailly reduced. It's mostly because of bad laws which alowed the regional bells to stomp fledgling DSL competition and other bad laws which essentially give cable operators exclusive franchises in huge areas. Rather than embracing the communications possibilities of wires in our homes and networks we have built, we plod along with pay per minute, voice only, long distance telephony.
Has Korea learned from our mistakes or will they repeat them?
Re:Fast and impressive, but is it free? (Score:4, Informative)
Of course until then, this story is a sad testiment to the lies perpetuated by the scandalous telecoms players in the US. It's too bad the American people are too complacent to elect leaders that represent their interests. Here I refer, among other things, to the recent commerce department attempts to force the FCC to limit all 802.11 products to indoor use. That is a scandal that goes right to the Bush administration. Give that guy enough rope and he'll hang us all.
This is offtopic (sorta) but interesting! (Score:3, Informative)
If you think the Koreas are anything alike, look at that picture to see what communism does to a country. The divide almost looks too perfect.
--Joey
You act as if capitalism is any diffrent? (Score:2)
Capitalism is currently leading to Socialism anyhow, big companies, big government, class warfare.
Re:This is offtopic (sorta) but interesting! (Score:2)
Statistics like this... (Score:2, Interesting)
More S.Korean Stats (Score:2, Informative)
The CIA offends? (Score:2)
One thing the US government is really good about is putting out lots of free data archives that it's spent money building. There are *excellent* resources available to the world:
The USGS [usgs.gov] puts out really great maps and elevation maps for free. Not something you can produce on your own easily.
NASA [nasa.gov] puts out some of my favorite stuff -- images, huge quantities of data.
The Farm Security Administration [loc.gov] has some really nice old photographs.
The Library of Congress [loc.gov] has tons of really nice stuff.
The Smithsonian [si.edu] is one of the greatest museums I can imagine.
The US government is one of the most steady and highest-quality provider of useful content (and ad-free!) available to the Internet.
I kind of wish there was some site that listed all the US government sites as a sort of tree...make it easier to browse through them.
Jack Schofield??? Nooooooooo not him! (Score:5, Interesting)
If he isn't being paid by M$ he should be. Read his other articles...
A hard sell for cuddly new XP [guardian.co.uk]
The mother of all operating systems [guardian.co.uk]
Sun sues Microsoft from inside a glass house [cw360.com]
To name a few
So what? (Score:2, Insightful)
Korea sounds more sensational than Japan (Score:4, Insightful)
--wyn
Re:Korea sounds more sensational than Japan (Score:2, Interesting)
Yeah Japan had 3G phones first. I don't think broadband is quite as pervasive in Japan, but I don't have any hard statistics. And yeah the population density has a lot to do with the ease of implementation. But it's still damn fast. I usually snicker at my friends back in Canada when they tell me about their ADSL services.
You can run web,ftp, etc etc services from your home end.
The spam is a big problem, the government is trying to figure out solutions to it. Though it's the government, so don't expect a speedy (or logical) response to the problem.
I didn't bother creating an account, cause man I'm dumber than a post and rarely even read the forums here.
Re:Korea sounds more sensational than Japan (Score:2)
The funny thing is I know so many people in the States who are under the illusion that there's some technical limitation that's preventing them from getting cheap broadband. It's like the people who thought the California electricity crisis was about the costs of power generation. Guess again.
Re:Korea sounds more sensational than Japan (Score:3, Insightful)
Can we watch the lingo here? Everyone seems to be saying... 'Because the use of technology X, this other country is better than us'. The fact is, cynicism is a good thing. The fact that Koreans, Japanese, et al., ar willing to spend great gobs of money on hi-tech devices and services does not say that they are doing better than anywhere else.
I think the total number of people with internet access (period) could be used as mark of technological advancement, but that's because there is a great deal of information available online. Just because Koreans can now watch streaming video, and play UT on big pipes, does not make them better off. In fact, their tendency to irationally spend money seems to make them much worse off IMHO.
The same could be said of cell-phones. The coverage of cell technologies might indicate the communications level of a country, the number of Gs only means that people are willing to pay more for toys.
Before anyone mentions how useful technology can be for some, we are talking about the populous here. You know, the people that spend $600 for an iPaq so they can have a battery-sucking MP3 player with a color screen... The people that pay several-hundred dollar cell-phone bills, so they can talk to their friends while they are driving to work.
The slashdot summary is incorrect... (Score:2, Informative)
Spam spam and spam (Score:2, Interesting)
I still use Spamcop to report most spam I get, but it's hard to know whether it actually does any good for mail originating in the Far East. Do they not have any responsibility to their peering networks?
Now, this explains why... (Score:2)
Hmm, which statistic is correct? (Score:2, Interesting)
Korea Is An Excellent Role-Model For America! (Score:3, Funny)
Wow, America could learn a thing or two from the Koreans!
Korea is a perfect example of what happens when people have their lives enriched through technology -- By taking advantage of the Internet, Korea has been able to promote their own unique approach to personal growth to millions of people worldwide.
Infact, most emails I recieve from Korea promise to add at least 3 inches.
What about Japan? (Score:2, Informative)
High-speed internet access has been common for many years. 10 megabit cable is now common for home users. 100 megabit is also available.
NTT Introduced FOMA 3G mobile services way back in early 2001.
HDTV has been available for at least 4 years. I first saw an HDTV broadcast in 1998.
That would be North Korea... (Score:2, Interesting)
Or did you mean the United States' potential development of new nuclear arms in violation of a Congressional ban [popsci.com]?
Funny old world!
Re:They lead? (Score:2, Interesting)
North Korea is involved in the development of nuclear weapons in violation of international treaty? [yahoo.com]
Please read the article and your link again, as there is a big difference between the two countries.
Re:They lead? (Score:5, Funny)
I got these Korea at a glance, 15 Fun Facts! Let me tell you, there are a lot of reasons to move there aside from the high bandwidth penetration:
1) Korean women are hot.
2) Don't look at me like that. Seriously, they are muy en fuega.
3) I'm not chauvenistic. The female anatomy is a thing of beauty. Especially in Korea.
4) It's not a fetish thing. Sheesh.
5) They have lots of technology and stuff, unlike Thailand. Also, Thai women (while hot) have AIDS. Seriously, man, you're risking your life.
6) Government less fascist than Singapore or China, and getting less fascist every day (unless it's more, I forget). Although, there's this one Singapore chick who does this really funny webcomic [8m.net]. I would totally do her.
7) No, it's the Japanese who are into the cartoon porn.
8) Whoah! Evidently, Koreans also like the cartoon porn.
9) Korean cartoon porn is totally nasty.
10) Anyway, Korea doesn't look like a giant mall. Japan creeps me out - stainless steel fucking everywhere.
11) All Koreans are nerds, and totally bad ass at the same time. Swear to god, I knew this one guy in my engineering class who could do a backflip and kick out ceiling fixtures - he was 27 and he'd never kissed a girl. They won't even notice how much of a nerd you are. Swear to god.
12) No, he was totally not gay. His parents had arranged a marriage for him with... holy shit, he was so gay. How could I not have seen it? God damn, we were like in the locker room together all the time.
13) I don't have a problem with it! He's a cool guy. Leaves more Korean women for me, heh?
14) What?
15) In Korea, you can pick up chicks by playing video games and drinking soda that's been laced with speed. I swear, that's what pickup joins are like in Korea. Dude, I read it in the nytimes.
Re:They lead? (Score:2, Funny)
high bandwidth penetration
Is this some secret korean technique, perhaps vividly depicted in those korean cartoon pr0n magazines you refer to?
LOL Not a troll! (Score:2)
Oh yea, she promised to show me what "Korean High-Bandwidth Penetration" is all about later tonight...
Re:They lead? (Score:2)
Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems [everything2.com] What? They cum more than everyone else?
Re:Measuring the speed of light (Score:2)
This would never work (Score:2, Interesting)
Also the ping utility would be terribly innacurate for someting like this. It would also involve delays in processing at each computer, the slightest delay would be extremely harmful for something like this.
Re:Corea not Korea (Score:2, Offtopic)
The correct name for Japan is Nippon and it seems that this is the way Japanese name its country. Besides Koreans and Japanese have completely different alphabets and intonations from us, Eurasians. So I don't get the reason why Japanese would be so pecky with one letter. I know that Japan and Korea have lots of problems between each other. However this story seems to have a reason completely different from what you state. The first europeans to reach East Asia were the Portuguese. So they named it Corea. But that was nearly 450 years ago and a lot of water went on since then. Today English is the main language in the world and Russian had lots to do with Korea (the Russian "C" is latin "S" btw). So I wouldn't be admired to see that this was the reason for the shift.
Re:I guess that explains the spam (Score:3, Redundant)
My own mailserver doesn't accept incoming connections from Korea - at the time I inserted korea.blackholes.us into the dnsbl list, I had received ONE legitimate e-mail from Korea, and over four thousand spams from Korea.
"Buh-bye, Korea." I'll take them out of the filters as soon as the logs indicate less than once bounce per week instead of 30-50 bounces per day.
Re:Umm the downside is.. (Score:2)