Bonus points for the first person to make an MMO where all the characters are photons, and refer to it as "Masslessly-Mulitplayer"

"Give me a few of your tired, some of your poor, and a reasonable proportion of your huddled masses ..."

It's about patents - NetApp claim that ZFS contains their patented technology (that NetApp incorporated into their WAFL filesystem).

Don't be silly, those are obviously the footprints of the Martian gorillas.

To be fair, an SSH client/terminal emulator isn't exactly stretching the limits of Windows APIs, as compared to e.g. GTA 4.

Kodak press release containing the patent number - 6,292,218 - and also stating that Kodak has won a ruling that the patent is valid and relevant in a similar case against Samsung.

Not to be confused with "Tortoise interference", which severely disrupted the 2009 hare-racing world championship.

They were actually having a flamewar on LKML about what the best scheduler for the Linux kernel is.

As I understand it, the T1 and T2 chips both have on-chip crypto accelerators (one per core) already - what's the difference with the Rainbow Falls version?

<pedantry>I assume that you RTF link, and realised that the point Canute was making was that even the king couldn't make the tide turn on his command.</pedantry>

I used to wonder it the Windows 98 Critical Update Notification Utility was originally going to have been a Tool.

Also, Sun supply the Solaris Crash Analysis Tool, and trust me - if you're googling for the documentation, make sure you turn Safe Search on ...

/me turns on short_open_tag in php.ini, then cackles maniacally ...

Let's freeze-dry Darl and sell him by the pound.

"Why?"

"Oh, it's got a million and one uses ... [sprinkles down pants] Ah, soothes the fire!"

"Tyranno-saur-us, but did anyone ... [puts on shades] ... see them?"

[The Who] Bwaaaaaaaaoooo ba ba! (etc)