Time to Say Thanks For the Uptime 342
DepecheModem writes: "MSNBC is running an article about System Administrator Appreciation Day. Ted Kekatos created this holiday three years after seeing a poster of a system administrator being bombarded with presents. Feeling somewhat underappreciated, he declared his "day" as the last Friday in July. I think we should all remind our employers that administrators are people too and proudly wear our buttons bearing "Have you hugged your geek lately?"."
That's right. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's right. (Score:2, Insightful)
meh
Re:That's right. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That's right. (Score:2)
We'll see what he thinks of the expense report...
How I'm planning on celebrating Friday... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How I'm planning on celebrating Friday... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How I'm planning on celebrating Friday... (Score:5, Funny)
Now, that's not very pro-active. Take a tip from Simon and use things like "goshimaplonker" or "imaginebeingsostupid". You have to WORK for job satisfaction.
Re:How I'm planning on celebrating Friday... (Score:2)
Show your appreciation... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Show your appreciation... (Score:2)
Re:Show your appreciation... (Score:2)
Hooray for Viagra spam at 2AM!
Blah (Score:1, Interesting)
Blah.
I get paid, that's thanks enough.
World would be better with no appreciation days.
I agree (Score:5, Insightful)
You get paid a salary to provide a service, that should be enough compensation. Heck I'm an engineer, wheres the engineer appreciation day? No thanks for all the technology which was devleloped by scientists and engineers to provide sys-admins jobs?
this isn't really news-worthy, but i do find it funny.
Re:I agree (Score:2)
Re:I agree - YES, CEO appreciation day! (Score:4, Funny)
Yes. Every freaking day they climb into the company jet, or the stock goes up a tiny bit and they are worth millions more, all the catered lunches, just about every freaking moment.
I think, in fact, a CEO non-appreciation day would be quite the event, where a CEO is treated just like any other employee. He has to get his own coffee. Field his own calls. Make his own travel reservations and fly coach to his luxurious golf trip / business meetings.
Re:I agree (Score:2)
Re:I agree (Score:3, Funny)
Good idea. We should. Those chairs don't stay moist on their own, you know.
True, but consider... (Score:3, Interesting)
Keep the network running flawlessly for a year. Deal with all the stupid questions (bet your CEO doesn't have to do that,) and generally do your job perfectly...
Then the first day that the PDC goes down, everyones bitching at you.
CEOs and dentists get the occational pat on the back... Administrators are generally critical to a company but still get walked over.
I think we could use a little appreciation. : )
Re:True, but consider... (Score:2)
The company has ground to a hault and it's your fault, because "you weren't doing a good enough job."
People nag, and people bitch. When it's all over, the only people who respond with something better than "thanks" or "finally" are the fellow IT workers.
They may not be directly hostile, but (at least where I worked,) an IT tech was far more likly to be criticized for a failure than a sales guy was for fowling up a deal.
Re:I agree (Score:2)
Re:I agree (Score:2)
Re:Blah (Score:2, Insightful)
I am sure you all have stories about incompetent sys admins but what about the gurus that get asked all sorts of questions about things that may not fit into their job descriptions.
I can't tell you how many times I get calls about things that have nothing to do with my official job (what digital camera should I buy?, How do I network more than one computer to use my home internet connection? How do I create my own web site?)
I try to provide answers and even point the user to a place where they can do some more research on it even though I could easily say "That's not my job!"
Day? (Score:1, Funny)
Errr
Or is this just a setup for the duplicate on Friday?
Re:Day? (Score:2)
Re:Day? (Score:2)
Re:Day? (Score:2)
Hope Hallmark doesn't jump on this (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hope Hallmark doesn't jump on this (Score:2, Funny)
"SAAD"? (Score:5, Funny)
System Technical Overseer, North Eastern Division ("STONED") would be more appropriate in our case...
Re:"SAAD"? (Score:2, Funny)
Only problem I see... (Score:3, Funny)
Unfortunately, no one would ever see one of these buttons if I wore one, as my company never lets me leave my administrative cave.
Re:Only problem I see... (Score:2)
We have a poorly-lit room with too-thin walls and a broken air conditioning system. But at least the door locks, which can be helpful for [l]user avoidance.
Re:Only problem I see... (Score:2)
People used to ask how I was able to take it down there.. I always replied, "it's great! if I ever want it to be quiet in here, I just stop talking to myself!!"
What I would like on my day. (Score:5, Insightful)
Interesting.....DING!
Re:What I would like on my day. (Score:2)
On the other hand, I have to deal with "All of the projects" because they run on the servers. I get the calls at 3am because of not only server issues, line issues, and power issues, but also because of really bad programing.
Now don't get me started on who has the easy job, because I can tell you from being on both sides which one is easy. If your talking about the sysadmin with less than 20 servers fine, but when your talking about 40+ web servers, 20 more SQL servers(with 2 terra of data), 15 applications servers, backups for all this crap, and 40+ junior developers than think they are senior. Well then you have quite a different story. This is just one of 3 international locations, throw the rest in with VPNs, 2 DS3 lines, 12 T1's, 4 6509's, 4 LoadBalancinging server, 15 smaller switches, a 300 person pbx system, Solaris, Firewalls, routers, I think you are starting to see my point. You get one think to work with and stress over, we get all the rest and your one thing as well.
Just because you think you have a hard job and we have it easy does not mean it is true. Just because we work hard to get the shit working does not = a cushy job. If I could make the money I do now programing it would not even take me 1/2 second to switch sides. Trust me, the programing part is the best pick when it comes to having a life and a job. At least in my experience. Take it for what it is worth, I am just a gimp and have been wrong before.
Re:Could you be more clueless? (Score:2)
Presumably, developers sit around and tell stories about awful sysadmins.
And the world turns on.
Appreciation (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Appreciation (Score:5, Funny)
Really? Personally, I find myself far more appreciated every time the servers *do* go down in flames due to a massive (vendor, contractor or intern-caused) issue that nobody else has a clue about. I can feel the appreciatation radiating off my boss when I tell him that I've used my years of experience and contacts in this-or-that organization to save not only the data of the developers, but also his private image collection.
Weirdly, these problems seem to crop up just before quarterly reviews. That's when I really feel appreciated.
Re:Appreciation (Score:2)
Re:Appreciation (Score:2)
Oh man, it's so true. I'm interning right now and an extra greedy regular expression I wrote totally hosed our $300,000.00 intranet server. One minute I'm searching and replacing, the next second I'm using 2.5 gigs of RAM, and I get kicked off of my ssh session. Then the box starts to drop pings and the intranet domain goes offline. Talk about adrenaline. Nothing like a good CGI and an extra good intern playing with a Sun box to make the SysAdmin wet himself.
Re:Appreciation (Score:2)
Don't forget to oil the cpu and rotate the keyboards at least once a week.
Not december 21? (Score:3, Funny)
If you don't get the reference, you aren't getting enough User Friendly [userfriendly.org] . Failure to get enough UF in your diet can lead to blindness, so head over there now for a dose.
the AC
Re:Not december 21? (Score:2)
Actually, I think if you check, you'll find that all days are the same length (24 hours.)
Re:Not december 21? (Score:2)
Re:Not december 21? (Score:2)
It refers to this cartoon: http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/02j
p.s. UserFriendly rules
What about BOFH (Score:2)
Not really created in our honor (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Not really created in our honor (Score:2)
I'm rarely concerned about the sincerity of the person who brings me pizza unless I think that they might have figured out that I'm the one that altered the entry in their address book for the tight-bodied gal in the mailroom to include their significant other in their mailings to her.
Maybe my next manager won't question a beer keg being expensed as an "external storage device required for optimal network performance".
well at least... (Score:2)
Right on! (Score:2)
Having worked with many over the years (and having a father who was one for a 20k+ user network for ~25 years) I know a little of the trouble that these people put up with. The devil-possessed clueless users hounding them about problems reading e-mail and how the printer is not working. The enverending department computer inventory cataloging project. The revolutionary updates to the system snuffed by the managers in the ivory tower who don't know what they're killing. The triple booked lab coverage at the same time someone infects the network with a few worms and the UPS on the server starts to whine.
And people accuse admins of being detached, stuffy people who treat their users with disdain.
APPRECIATE YOUR ADMIN. </rant>
We already have geek appreciation day... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:We already have geek appreciation day... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:We already have geek appreciation day... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:We already have geek appreciation day... (Score:2)
Re:We already have geek appreciation day... (Score:2)
I can't wait to finish my degree so I can be rid of the summer-student syndrome. It's no secret I'm the only one in the building who has any clue at all as to how the website works, where stuff is stored, how to defrag a hard drive, how to scan for a virus, how to be the only person in the office to NOT get an e-mail virus. . .
Blah. (Score:2)
Blah
Re:Blah. (Score:2)
maybe (Score:2)
Only hugged? (Score:2)
Danm! (Score:2, Funny)
If my wife reacts like that, I'd hate to see your boss.
Vacation times (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Vacation times (Score:2)
And your complaining because?
Not all of us have PHB's.. (Score:2)
Yes, you too may now bow before me. :P
Cold Sweat (Score:2)
Whah??? (Score:2, Funny)
Ain't gonna happen (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe you'll get some half-dead flowers from the cheap florist on the corner or some inane computer-related doo-dad from Office Depot. ("Look! a mouse cover that looks like, get this: a MOUSE!")
Good God, I want a sysadmin day where users just LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE. It's bad enough that I eat my pathetic convenience store sandwich at my desk while trying to watch a downloaded divx of futurama, but some moron, seeing me with my headphones on and half a sandwich in my hand has got to come over and ask for me to print a document or fix her excel macros or update the company web page. ("Nobody's hit the Investor Relations page in a week, I *think* your updates can wait twenty goddamn minutes...")
But yet, if you send them away, you'll pay later...
The best thing to do is to take quiet revenge. Turn off the proxy server. Randomly delete mails with attached spreadsheets. Write perl scripts to rewrite outgoing mails (s/the/teh/g) and on incoming mails as well (s/Regards,/I find you strangely attractive,/g)
Send a company-wide notice that the router that handles internet browsing will be down from 2:00 to 4:00 pm for an "LRF Support Module" upgrade. (LRF = Little Rubber Feet.) Then take those two hours to download ISO after ISO of whatever the hell you like.
Subscribe everyone in the company to bugtraq - for security's sake...
Find new and creative uses for
When you are asked to push back your vacation a few days, wait until after and let it slip to your boss know that you were supposed to be the Best Man at your brother's wedding, but instead spent that Saturday restoring the backup domain controller.
Nope, you ain't gonna get a day - even if you did, you wouldn't enjoy it. Make your own fun...
Cheers,
Jim in Tokyo
Re:Ain't gonna happen (Score:2)
Hah that's priceless! I'm thinking of doing just this to a co-worker for kicks. I figure it will be much safer to do this to e-mails comming to the user (so he doesn't get in trouble) rather than the converse.
So here's a script for all you lazy admins
It's up to you to configure your sendmail.cf though.
#!/usr/bin/perl
use strict;
my %words = (
"^((Regards|Sincerely|Thanks|Peace|Cya),)" =>
"I find you strangely attractive,",
"\\s+the\\s+" => " teh ",
"\\s+and\\s+" => " adn "
);
# Expression to match victim's e-mail address
my $victim = "(user|fname.lname)\@domain.tld";
my @lines = <STDIN>;
# Make sure the e-mail is going to the user.
# If it is not just output the e-mail un-changed.
foreach my $l (@lines) {
if($l =~
if(!($l =~
foreach my $lin (@lines) {
print $lin;
}
exit 0;
}
}
}
# Now re-write the e-mail
foreach my $line (@lines) {
foreach my $expr (keys %words) {
$line =~
}
print $line;
}
--
Garett
No way (Score:2)
My sysadmin doesn't deserve any appreciation. He's an incompetent boob who should have been replaced years ago. Unfortunately, we can't replace him because he's got the network so screwed up that no one else could ever figure it out.
Mind you, I'm not the only one who feels this way. This isn't a personal grudge. All of my coworkers get the same defeated look whenever they are forced to deal with him. More projects and initiatives than I can count have been abandoned in midstream, because the sysadmin either put up too many roadblocks or broke an important bit of code or whatever.
The rest of the company has learned to work around him, but I am beligerant enough -- even after two and a half years here -- to really call him out. I've spent hours watching over his shoulder, pointing out his mistakes, whenever he tries to screw with my Web servers. He has finally come to understand that I am one of the few people here that he can't afford to cross, because he knows that I know just how bad he truly is and that when the real business decisions (priorities, budgets) get made, I now have far more pull than him.
Re:No way (Score:2)
It's #2. And no, I'm not saying that to cover my own ass. We really are a pathetic little shithole of a company.
I'm curious, though -- why am I a sniveling loser for complaining about an incompetent sysadmin? Pointless ranting is the traditional pasttime of Slashdotters everywhere. I still manage to do my own job in spite of him, and I frequently put in extra hours to clean up after him. What makes him so sacred while the management (or marketing or human resources or whatever) is fair game?
It just goes to illustrate just how weenie the whole idea is. Sysadmins do not deserve special appreciation because they are just as fallible as everyone else.
Re:No way (Score:2)
Bullshit. That's the raison d'etre of Slashdot, to give holier-than-thou geeks and Linux snobs a place to congregate and complain. Taco says as much in his FAQ. You're just pissed off because I'm complaining about a fellow techie, rather than blaming it all on the Man.
Yeah, I got yer appreciation... RIGHT HERE! (Score:3, Insightful)
The sysadmin is the mechanic of the 21st century. You are not a god because you spent 3 weeks getting your a+ certification. Your one year at a tech school does not compare to the 4-year degrees of the people you serve.
Try earning your appreciation, rather than declaring your own holiday.
Re:Yeah, I got yer appreciation... RIGHT HERE! (Score:4, Interesting)
Usually they start out being the plucky, helpful guy who works his ass off to solve your problems. Slowly, the years of fixing the same problems for the same users takes it's toll. The plucky fellow tried his damnedest to teach the Luser how to use their computer more efficiently, but they just don't want to learn. "I'll just keep doing it the way I've always done it and bitch when things (predictably) fuck up", says the Luser.
You see, it *is* the Admin's job to fix computers, but babysitting arses who don't give a rat's ass about their job or anyone else's, isn't.
The SysAdmin may be the mechanic of the 21st century, but just like his "olden days" counterpart, he's stuck trying to make the shoddy technology those "I have a four year degree, I don't need to debug, I'm invincable" pricks have unleashed upon us.
For every A+ toting, MCSE waving wannabe, there's an army of competent individuals working in the background to keep those NT boxes, Unix machines, Netware servers, bizarre networks, crappy windows workstations full of dancing baby screen savers, phone systems and hoards of damned legacy software you were too cheap to upgrade working as YOU SPECIFIED so you can bitch when the *SHITTY CODE* you inserted into the production server without permission kills the database for a day.
That's why Admins guard root like it's the Arch of the Covenant; if they don't, some consultant twit or cocky developer will invariably fuck something up 4 o'clock on a Friday evening and leave without telling anyone.
It's one thing to do one's job, but an entirely different ball of wax to constantly clean up everyone else's messes and get no credit for it.
How about next time you infect your PC by installing some retarded waving flag applet, your admin just says, "I told you so" and instructs you to fuck off when you call him over and over again?
Cheers
Re:Yeah, I got yer appreciation... RIGHT HERE! (Score:2)
Re:Yeah, I got yer appreciation... RIGHT HERE! (Score:2)
what about us?! (Score:2, Funny)
Computer Administrators
Network Administrators
Internet Administrators (webmaster)
Telephone (PBX) Administrators
Voice-Mail Administrators
Database Administrators (DBA)
UNIX ® Administrators
LINUX Administrators
Lotus Notes ® Administrators
Novell GroupWise ® Administrators
MS Exchange ® Administrators
IBM Mainframe Systems Programmers ("sysprogs")
What about us Tivoli Storage Manager/Veritas Netbackup Admins? where's our love? remember this next time you need your files/SAP/Oracle DB restored
r saso
is there also a day where we can flame them? (Score:2, Funny)
Heh.. (Score:2)
Wish they appreciated me, I'm getting too creative when it comes to annoying people.
Help them (Score:3, Funny)
Every time you read a User Friendly strip, you should be reminded of the goofy daleks wheeling about and chanting "weeee are the superior beeeeings" and threatening everything with the only one tool they have. Tip one over and it's done for.
Taken to its extreme, the single ongoing punchline is: "Ha ha the people who actually do things with computers instead of fetish-fixating on the computers themselves are stupid! Ha ha we control the computers! Ha ha the people who actually do things are stupid again! Ha ha! We still control the computers!"
Being a sysadmin is cool and all. But generally speaking, you're one of the less valuable cogs in the machine which people are more eager to replace if you maintain that mindset.
I remember... (Score:5, Insightful)
I enjoyed coming in and completely fixing the last "sysadmin's" handy work.
I enjoyed migrating all servers from Windows to Linux (funny how you can get your way when you do not have to spend thousands of dollars) while all the users can still use the os's that they are familiar with (Windows, Unix, Macintosh) and still be able share the same files and printers.
I enjoyed uptimes of months (only downtime was due to upgrading the UPS... funny you have to actually unplug the server to utilize the UPS... sheesh
I enjoyed rebuilding all workstations to MY SPECIFICATIONS so that I get no more than one call a day from a user having issues with whatever.
I certainly did not mind helping my fellow employees making their home computers that much better. Actually kind of flattering because they see that I can take a low-end workstation (similar specs to their home pc) and make it run for weeks without problems. I wouldn't blame them for wanting the same thing at home.
I enjoyed sharing my enthusiasm about whatever was leet going on in technology with other people and seeing them started to get interested in that same technology.
I enjoyed supporting and helping people without making them feel stupid because they asked a question about computers.
I don't care for an appreciation day. I just want to be a sysadmin again.
Re:I remember... (Score:2)
What is it, really, that happened? It's a travesty how so many sysadmin jobs have gone out the door - people haven't simply stopped needing their computers to get maintained, have they? What's the deal? It seems to me that there are more computers out there on the market than there was a year ago, in corporate use - so why less admin jobs?
My thanks go to the pr0n site sysadmins (Score:2)
It was on CNET a few days ago... (Score:2)
How my office celebrated S.A.D.D... (Score:3, Funny)
This week, I got layed off!
Re:How my office celebrated S.A.D.D... (Score:2)
This week, I got layed off!
You could think of it as an appreciative extended vacation.
Best of luck.
Not with the uptime we get around here... (Score:2)
If the purpose of this holiday is to thank the sysadmins for our fabulous uptime, I think I can safely skip it.
Thanks a million! (Score:2)
Ok (Score:2)
"So, what are we celebrating?"
"It's System Administrator Appreciation Day! Look, we've got 'Have you hugged your geek today?' buttons and everything!"
"Uhhh, we fired all the IT people six months ago."
"Oh. That's a shame. More cake?"
No (Score:2)
Yes, there can be the occasional developer that makes your life hell. Guess what? There's the occasional BOFH who does the same for developers. By large both groups are good people, but every profession has their share of assholes.
Yes, you work overtime. YOU KNEW THAT BEFORE YOU GOT INTO IT. And damn it, so does everyone else in IT: Developers, CTO's, QA. And speaking of QA, talk about people who get no respect for what they have to put into it. It's the nature of the beast.
You do your job. You do your best. You take pride in it. That should be enough.
My two cents,
-Bill
And no, I don't want a developer's thank you day either.
My Internet is broken... (Score:3, Insightful)
This is a great thread. Here's the problem, for all of you people who are complaining about your sysadmin:
1) Someone who can barely type in a password of more than 3 characters hired your sysadmin.
2) That same person waffled at paying a REAL sysadmin what they were worth to your company, and in this world, you get what you pay for.
3) Because you complain about things you know nothing about (and yes, that includes developer cowboys who like to screw things up for everyone else to get what they want), you are probably going to get a little bit of that treatment in return. Try this little test: Go to a nice restaurant, without a reservation. Grab the first waiter you see by the arm (if you're lucky, the waiter will have just walked in the door), and tell them that you want to order the steak and lobster, and you needed it 2 hours ago, and it is for a big, important client (who is generating revenue, not costing your company money). You will be sitting over at that open table, which hasn't been wiped off yet, and complain to the waiter about not having wiped the table clean in preparation for your unannounced arrival. Wear a suit to make yourself look important, because, well, you are, aren't you? Then, when your steak and lobster doesn't show up in fewer than 5 minutes, call over the manager, who will then tell the waiter to do what you ask them to do. A good waiter will give you excellent service, smile, and accommodate your every whim (interruptions, you explaining to him how he should work on the steak and lobster, constant bitching about not having water, wine, bread, 4 other tables). Any other waiter will be, oh, just like YOUR sysadmin...and will treat you the way you deserve.
4) Having an MCSE doesn't mean the sysadmin your Office Manager hired will know dick about computers.
5) You probably know less than your sysadmin about computer systems. If you know more about computer systems, you should be a mentor, not a whining prick.
6) Nobody notices a good sysadmin. Shit just works. If you constantly have computer downtime at work, see #'s 1 and 2.
Oh, and my Internet is just fine, I was only kidding...how's yours?
official appreciation days suck (Score:2)
let's not go down this track - official appreciation days really suck - mother's and father's days are bad enough - but over th last coupla decades seems every lobby group been claimin a day for self-congratulatory purposes - in my opininion this is only demeaning to th ppl concerned
ppl who appreciate what you do and know not to take other ppl for granted will always show unprompted gratitude - others who don't or are more self-centered will only resent it and any gratitude they express will be false
Re:take note.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Oh please! (Score:2)
Then, what you're saying is that my guidance counselor was a lying sack of crap...
Re:Hugged geeks? (Score:2)
Re:Hmmm.... (Score:2)
You know, where the server says it's going to go bits-up in 10 minutes
Re:Hmmm.... (Score:2)
Especially after the Sysadmin finishes cleaning up after the "Pink Slip" worm!
Re:But but but!! It's the school holidays!!! (Score:2)
> same position as mine (closed during July and
> August).
K-12 schools, maybe. Most colleges and universities in my experience run all year with two weeks or so downtime in December near the Christmas holidays.
At least I'm fairly certain that I was teaching a freshman chemistry class this morning until about 11:20.
Re:My uptime champion is gone. (Score:2)
While you are correct that this shouldn't kill the box, maybe he meant uptime as in being able to login and use the system, not uptime as we know it. If inetd was not running, that could certainly cause some problems.
Or, maybe he came from the Microsoft side and just decided to reboot instead of restarting inetd. You be the judge.
Re:My uptime champion is gone. (Score:2)
It was bugid #4178455 "recursive mutex_enbter panic in TCP Streams device driver" which was found by the kernel engineer when I sent the core dump and explorer script output. This problem was fixed with patch number 105529-07.
Re:Topical anecdote (Score:2)
Re:*** OR *** (Score:2)
I had a door that did that once. Never stopped talking about it, in fact. I couldn't stand it. Sold it to a robot company. The rest is history.