Monday sucks, well anyway, ASCII is doing quite a comeback since the last week or so. Some of it is very funny, some are pure crap (like the rest of slashdot).If you have one you're particularly found of, just post it here, it's on topic.

What is it now, sql server crashed? Who did you fired this time? How long do you think the average user can withstand this?

I don't know what it's good for but I have one now, so nobody can blame me for not having one.