First they monetized loneliness with OF and Tinder. Then they monetized unemployment with LinkedOut, and now they're monetizing homelessness with Air B and E.

Hey, these are businesses that have to make money, so if they're clubbing kittens to death you have no right to complain. Now we noticed you stopped moving and you aren't spending money so we're going to have to ask you to leave or we're going to call the police and film them beating the shit out of you. Thanks for being our customer.

Won't you be proud after your career of denying jobs to men while you pulled the office train. You'll be in your apartment all alone with sobs echoing in your barren womb for the next 40 years.

Hope it was worth it. The guy you fucked out of a career and a family has nothing but love for you. Say hi to your cats.

Always interesting when someone answers a question that was never asked.

"We left command-line interfaces behind 40 years ago for a reason"

How did that work out for us? Take a look around. The whole world is a slow motion train wreck because of AI and iPhones.

Give me a pound of TARDmeat. Sliced thick.

What stocks should I invest in when we have 40 million starving angry people with nowhere to go in our country?

Microsoft and the communists have something in common. I'm shocked.

How are those layoffs working out for you? Get the last white guy out yet? There's probably some prize money if you do. Hope those thick accents make you feel better. Keep a bucket of cat litter around for the smell.

P.S. I took my skills with me. My software doesn't suck. Eat a wet bag, pigfucker. Say hi to your wife and my kids.

Antichrist.

No doubt this new emperor was paid for by the 19,000 layoffs and the subsequent vampire party with blood coming out of the sprinklers.

Only question is was anyone dressed and did they make hissing noises at each other.

Can I send money to Venmo to get them to never play that goddamn "here we go yo here we go yo" commercial ever again?

Wins the mother. fucking. thread.

Can't wait to see the wording of the contract. Because if it has standard licensing provisions in it, that's airtight grounds for an instant lawsuit if your content is used and you aren't "eligible" to be compensated.

The contents of their big bucket of AI will then be subject to subpoena.

Microsoft will then assert fair use, at which point the plaintiff's attorney will remind them of the legal concept of "estoppel." The judge will agree (because the plaintiff will be correct) and Microsoft will either settle or be looking at judgments for willful infringement that go on forever and ever and ever.

God bless you Microsoft. Can't wait to see that contract.

They will simply claim trademark rights in any work when its copyright expires. That gives them an eternal soft copyright on everything they touch. The corporate equivalent of ringworms.

Two competitors cooperating to dominate a market? Sounds like a trust to me. I'm sure the fact both rely on Chinese goods is just a coincidence.

I'm sure the America-last crowd will disagree, because the agenda here is to lie until every last citizen is unemployed. Let's watch.

Our space program got fired. We don't build anything here except layoffs. Only a matter of time before Google unplugs the Internet to deafening cheers. Then there won't be any more inconvenient headlines about the fact nobody has a job.