Journal Surak's Journal: Weekly Recap(tm): What the flaming stick of fsck? 32
Weekly Recap(tm): Because enquiring geeks wanna know!
For all those who I told and *ahem* forgot, it was Surak's birthday on Sunday. He's 31.
jawtheshark returned from his alien abdution this week. While jawtheshark was quoted as saying "that my absence was not accidental," mumbling something about it being his "2600 post," we all know that jawtheshark was abducted by the same aliens that took FortKnox and SlashChick around the same time.
Red Warriorwas busy talking about something mysteriously referred to only as FTW. Nobody knows WTF FTW means, but Weekly Recap(tm) suspects it stands for Frisking The Walrus. The Walrus is believed to be a codeword for GMontag, whom Red Warrior frisked while he slept.
Servo was busted for smoking marijuana in Alaska. Fortunately for Servo, personal marijuana possession is now legal in Alaska. However, Servo apparently also thinks that "2 megapixels is good enough for 8x10 prints". Lay off the weed, man.
gmhowell, Mr. Don't care, don't care, don't care was also abducted by space aliens, although for not very long apparently. But long enough to go to Mars, apparently. Or at least wonder why he went there.
Em Emalb shot and killed a retarded Rhesus monkey clone on Thursday. No one knows exactly why, but shortly afterward, he declared ownership of cyberspace. Fearing the fate of the monkey clone, no one was arguing at first. At least not until Em got "a catheter shoved up [his] pee-hole, then jabbed on through [his] spleen, then out [his] ass--sideways."
Speaking of Em's fate, this will happen to you unless you send in your pictures for the Slashdot Photo Contest 2 , hosted by FortKnox right now. I mean it!
SamTheButcher had almost nothing to talk about last week, and then on Sunday, apparently blurted it all out in one big butt-fucking animal assed chunk on Sunday. Does anyone know what the flaming stick of fuck he was talking about?
TechnoLust has been busy pimping himself out with hottub girl, the girl from church, a hot blonde waitress and GMontag. I always knew that TechnoLust was into those Christopher Walken types.
Saige has been all upset about life in our anti-Christian America, And she has embarked in a new career in vehiclular art. So that's what the tank is for.
Bethanie has been a little too quiet lately. Weekly Recap suspects she's up to something. Maybe involving old fogeys and parades...hmmm...
Daoine wants to see your ID. She promises that she has no ulterior motives.
SolemnDragon has decided to start a cooking show. First, she teaches us all about cast iron, now she's teaching us french fries and grease fires. Sources close to Weekly Recap(tm) and SolemnDragon have said that Sol's insurance company is cancelling her renter's policy. Especially after she nailed this nastygram to her neighbor's door. Sol may have to take up having loud, screaming sex at 3:00 a.m. just to get even. (BTW, Sol
LadyGuardian came out of the broom closet this week and announced that she's a witch. Well, okay, maybe she plays one on stage or something. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Get your web hosting from Simpli.biz, just 'cause Erica's cool.
Nine minutes over deadline (Score:2)
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Hey, Bethanie: once you post it on Slashdot, it's fair game!
muahahahahhahahahahahh....
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Oh... make that pubLic(k?) knowledge.
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So far I haven't really been able to duplicate any particularly commendable results.
Of course, the whole thing was something I read in Cosmo years back, so you gotta take that for what it's worth. They are, after all, the magazine that suggested that biting a man's scrotum was a huge turn on (not to mention oral sex
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I don't know about the whole thumb thing, but some amount of light anal play while getting oral can be, in fact, quite the turn on. Actually the spot for ME personally is the 'taint'. If you don't know what that is, look it up, I'm NOT going there.
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And of *course* I know what the "taint" is, you silly!! I've given BIRTH, or did you forget!
Sheesh!
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Guess I gotta prove it. (Score:2)
I gave birth; I read Spiritual Midwifery; I had planned to have *my* taint massaged & supported during birth (but I ended up having a cesarean). I *am* familiar with the taint.
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non-PC joke (Score:2)
The gay man explains that he is very thirsty, so he'll stay. He gets a Cosmo and heads to a table in an out-of-the-way corner.
The bar starts to get pretty crowded. In walks a man with a huge cowboy hat and an alligator under one arm. He announces to the crowd "I'm from Texas, and men from Texas are the toughest men in the world. I'll prove it. I
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It's the equivalent of engaging in a public chat conversation while having a little "private" one on the side, for additional commentary.
In the dark? Hardly, FK -- come take a walk with me... I'll show you the dark, seedy underbelly of JEs, baby.
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Too Quiet? (Score:2)
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BTW, folks, we have Bethanie here to thank for the title this week.
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And no -- I *really* can't take credit for that. These catchy expletives are all Sam's doing. I just happened to make you notice it!
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That and my latest programming project -- reliability statistics. Yeah, I know, boring, but it makes money!
MEAGO* factor: -5 (Score:2)
Sorry. Glad you're making money, but do you *really* have to talk about what you do to earn it?!
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This *is* Slashdot, home of the technophiles, geeks, hackers, and the occassional 31337 skr1p7 k1ddi3. You know...News for Nerds. Stuff that matters. It's in the top left corner in case you missed it.
And it beats the hell out of standing out at the corner of 6+Woodward.
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Like it says in my bio: I may not understand everything that's going on, but I can at least pretend to be interested. Sometimes I can only pretend so hard, ya know?
So MEAGO it is then!
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Stop stealing my ideas!
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*Slap*
*Sneer*
*Growl*
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A small mistake (Score:1)
Broken links. (Score:2)
If anybody finds broken in this stuff, let me know. I've been doing this stuff with more automated tools [sourceforge.net] lately, which has minimized my screwed up links and HTML, but I still screw up now and again.
Time to retire for Em (Score:1)
I feel so damned important.
Like a minor official in Saddam's court. Puffed up and full of pride, with a healthy mix of fear.
Kinda like when you realize you put your underwear on backwards....two weeks ago.
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Already making a play for next week?